₦airaland Forum

Very useless president/government/party in the history of the whole world. You can never find any government as useless/clueless like this buharidiot government.

I repeat, God together with devil join hands and unleash terror and restlessness upon buhari. May he not know peace throughout the remaining time of his miserable life on earth even beyond for this unbearable hardship brought upon armless Nigerians...amen. If you agree with me, type 'amen' and 'like' it.

Seun, Mods, push this to front page so others can concur with me. #WeArePained

enitanpopoola:
May the baby be a great leader and not like the one ruling Nigeria now. Amen

Amen

When i see these dudes, i just realise that i can make even greater impact globally. In terms of being handsome, who be Akpororo? In character wise, who be AY? I mean i've got everything *In Patoranking's voice* "nobody wey no fit to make am o".

Congratulations on the childbirth. Him now na person papa o.

saintfellow:
NONSENSE, 35K FOR PVSSY SAY NA WETIN HAPPEN.
AS A STUDENT IN THE UNIVERSITY, PLAY UR GAME WELL, AND YOU WILL BE GETTING FREE PVSSY EVERYDAY FROM ALL THIS BEAUTIFUL MASS COMMUNICATION, ACCOUNTING AND BANKING AND FINANCE FEMALE STUDENTS.
THATS THE DEPARTMENT WE HUNT.

Have you tried Biology/Micro-Biology departments? Mehn, wonderful chicks full those departments.

missstella:
Please respect ur old age

Missstella, desist from pretense. We know how we do this thing. Go to sexuality section and mention me, let's storm there and make it lively.

FinestPINACLE:
I love this google is your friend. go back n google it. when u bring bck ur findings, I can pm u.


u get money to take care of d twins so?

Madam, we dont need to argue on this over and over again. May be we do brief enlightenment/education one on one before we procced to making the twin babies. When coming, come with your learning apparatus. Lolz.

On a more serious note, let's make twins. Money no be problem.

greatpablo:
you need a laptop the site is not compatible with phone....but it's very strenous and it's take alot of time before you start seeing result....haven't you heard of mmm?

That MMM, if someone registers to put in let's say 200k but later changes his mind to put in more or reduce it, is it possible? I mean after you've already registered with the sum you want to put into it?

FinestPINACLE:
hehehehehe obvious u knw notin abt twin births. itz genetic when it's from the maternal side ie the woman but it has absolutely nothing to do with the conception of a twin.



in dat note, oga plx do keep ur sperm or share it with gariki girls.
me like ur faith in this your almighty sperm o your wife is lucky.

And i totally disagree with you abt the fact that twin birth is only genetical from the mother's reproductive system. A man's gene can produce twins. Google is your friend...do the needful. Meanwhile, PM me. You need this potentially twin producing sperm.

Seun:
He looks like an ordinary human being, which shows that looks can be deceptive.

Who u epp?

sukkot:
you never chop but you dey browse nairaland and get internet ? gerraraheremehn. lolzzz

talk wetin dey worry you. you never hammer na hin dey worry you

To hammer far sef. We dey talk of survival. You need to survive first before u go think of hammering. Like i said, if you are not there, you won't understand. Meanwhile, anything for ur boi as e be say u na boss nah. I loyal die. Show some love abeg.

sukkot:
bros na which kind hardship you dey experience ? you no get roof over ya head ? abi you no get food inside ya belle ? abi you no get cloth on your back ? abi you think say because you neva pop champagne bottle and eat shawarma say you dey suffer hardship ? make you go south sudan go see real hardship

Bros, if you are not there, you wont understand.

How does this bring back the price of Rice to N50/cup? I mean till the guy died, he never experienced the kind of hardship we the living are experiencing.

FinestPINACLE:
where in God's name did you read that it's sperm dat makes twins abi no be d woman's multiple egg release?


ur sperm fit even give me imbe.

Twin birth is also genetic. We've it in my family. I know i have it in my sperm. PM me.

ebby9z:
I'm shocked beyond speech. mods are coming for u

No mods. can ban this handler. Even seun is afraid of it. Besides, what offence did i commit?

I was about opening a thread like this until i saw yours. Someone had told me how he invested it and at due time, the expected returns were rightly funded into his account. On the other hand, i've someone on ground who is about investing into it but i cautioned her to hold on. I've gone online to read about the scheme (thanks to google) and what i read emanating from Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe is a huge discouragement to this practice. Though they didnt mention of it failing in recent times, reference was made to how it failed before and people lost millions of dollars in the hasty race to riches and the founder being an ex-convict. To be frank with you, i wouldnt advise my enemy to go into this. It looks unreliable 100%. That is my submission.

missstella:
Smh...you are joking right?

I'm not joking. May be cos you do not know me with this moniker. All the same, let's go talk sex on sexuality.

missstella:
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha see me see matter oo

Mention me in sexuality nah. Let's go rolling there. You know i know that you know that you love it.

missstella:
Hmmmm let me reserve my comment

Spill it girl. Spill the comment just the way you always like sperm to be spilled on your outer pusssy. Don't forget that is what we did when we fuccked last time. You told me to spill it on your hairy pusssy. Let's meet in sexuality section then.

Those big speakers though. Do they normally turn the sitting room to disco hall/club house using those speakers?

FinestPINACLE:
God I pray thee for twins!

Trust me, one drop of my sperm down there will sure produce twins. Let's make it. I need twins too. PM me.

FinestPINACLE:
God I pray thee for twins!

Trust me, one drop of my sperm down there will sure produce twins. Let's make it. I need twins too.

missstella:
*rotfl* the fifth one though
Mr different
Differential equation
Kikikikiki
Nice one

Missstella, how things nah? How have you been riding diccks lately? See you. You've really added up and looking more penetrative for long/big diccks you always crave for.

You mean after eating big men's poos?

NNVanguard:
Its no longer funny hearing stories like this. Though the government should do more yet we as individuals should be a beacon of hope even when situations seem very challenging.

A Nigeria where there is basically food for all is an obligation we owe ourselves and posterity.

Enough of the blame games, let's rise up and come together and chart the course for a new Nigeria where stories like this won't grace our highly revered NL FP and front page headlines our national dailies.

#togetherwewill

Oga, it's easier said than done. Didnt you read where the man was searched and only N90 was found on him? What if i tell you that most Nigerians you see today especially the unemployed have less than that N90 in their pockets to survive and no hope forthcoming?

God punish Buhari. I repeat, God punish Buhari.

yankeedude:
Whether we win or lose does it affect anything? Don't you get it? We are already out of AFCON

Why not we just 'win' for 'winning' sake?

chrisxxx:
Is Okocha playing!

Yes. Even Stephen Keshi from grave will play as well.

I thought the belief is that Nigeria hardly win match in the stadium. So why scheduling one there again?

Mpyaw:
blah blah blah you will soon get a job

Oga, i PMed you but yet to get your response.

Philpham:
That's the sign of a true man, not all these broke as..s ni..ggas in naija that want cheap se..x and love. Thunder fire all of them poor ni..gags. I bind and cast them into the hottest pit of hell.
Singing Ferrari in yemi alades voice

A girl from rich home cannot type this, so it's obvious you are from ghetto and since you are from ghetto, we know the conditions of your father/brothers/nephews etc. They are all inclusive in your prayer.

My dear, whoever gave the definition of "love" made a huge mistake. That word is a scam. Just make money and know that whatever bitch(es) flogging around you is strictly because of your money. That is all!!!