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swagaholic:
I rush enter here as mtn just gimme 100mb still yet ntn new!!!! Smh

Abeg which plan mtn dey give 100mb? I need it pls.

I seriously do not understand what is going on in this country anymore. The hardship has just become something else. As students, we all make use of kerosene on her stoves to cook our usual beans or red-oil rice but today, we can't even buy kerosene again. A litre of kerosene skyrocketing to N300? How would a man possibly survive in this kind of economy? What is happening in the country? Someone said yesterday that the poor/middle class in the country may soon go extinct if things continue the same way and i totally agree with him. Only the elites will survive and that is Natural Selection...the survival of the fittest. Pls let's use every weapon to kill and remove buhari from seat. 170m Nigerians cannot die for Buhari alone and his useless cabinet/family members to live. Rather, the few must take the path of death for the 170m to live a meaningful life. It has never gone this bad before.

bobo65:
Is ur name Davido?

By the way, he should also educate himself well o, I just saw "I Plans to" in his post

This is one of the reasons I'm writing on the advantages and disadvantages of being a graduate. As a graduate, a lot is expected from you. No mistake(s) whatsoever.

Even if he does the listed and many more, buhari must not finish his tenure (he must die while in office). If by peradventure he finishes, there is no going back for him come 2019. He has received red card from Nigerians already.

Nigerians keep degrading our nollywood movies because we lack the scenes we see in American movies. To disappoint critics and be among the tops, we try to adopt some of the scenes into our nollywood system. That is fine and good but the question is, are our system/equipments that functional? How could we inscribe such scene when we operate with a malfuctioned fire extingusher? This is indeed sad.

Quick recovery to you man.

Seun:
I'm on the personal track. A successful Nigerian website admin who is going international soon.

You see? After we've helped you generate traffic on your site and today, no credit to us. To announce your marriage notice publicly so we can come 'chop rice' (at least) as part of our effort, you no gree.

Daniel2289:
Yes I know. Am just tryin to say dat some of d topics here are so lame.

What is lame about the topic? Where do all those naked pics on internet emanate from? Are girls not the ones snapping and posting them everywhere for whatever reason(s) makes them to do such.

The rate at which naked pictures/videos of women fly on the internet leaves one at nothing but total perplexity. One begins to assume possibly all women on earth are into the 'end time' act. The shameful act no longer means anything to women. Both young and old are into a very fierce competition on posting naked pictures online. I'm forced to ask, can any girl truthfully swear she hasn't at least taken naked pictures of herself perhaps when in the bathroom, toilet, applying cream, during masturbation, during sex or just when she feels Hot?

Guys, what do you think?

Why is this lady news hitting frontpage more often now since Tonto Dike got married? Is there something Seun or one of the other mods. not telling us?

Billyonaire:
People hardly appreciate prostitutes. I usually go for not one, but 3 or 5 girls at a time. The highest number being 5. The reasons are very simple.

When I really am lonely, and I call lady friends, they keep pestering me with their problems and needs and they end up going home with 20k to 50k and turning my kitchen upside down, spending more time watching TV and not really discussing with me to help my boredom, ocassionally you wanna have a good time and they act all formal when what I really need that time is James Bond. And this continues, because each time these so-called girlfriends come to your house after their regular 9-5 jobs they are tired, and they wanna go home to prep for work next day and I will still fuel their car and they will still extract promisory notes.

So, I decided to call a friend, who gave me an advice. Now I walk into the club, sit at a nice corner and monitor a figure 8, very clean fair skin with great dressing that can generate an erect..ion from a eunuch. I will wave and there she is, cat-walking down, I will order for wine and strike a conversation. Ask her to call her friends just her shape (my specs) cos we are heading home for fun ride. I will end up with between 3 to 5 girls who will give me the massage, blo-wjobs and hand..jobs of my live, without need to necessarily have pe-netration at all.

Guess how much I will spend for all that fun from that night till the next day 12 or 1pm or till whenver some of chose to leave ? Some dont even want to leave. I spend just 50k for 3 to 5 girls. And that is the same amount girlfriend will take for just coming to watch TV and or if I dont have that cash to transfer they extract promises.

I appreciate clean girls on the hustle. There is no shame in patronizing high class escorts. Its the billionaires world.

Only if you are not hyping things here including the said amount of payment. Meanwhile, 5girls at a time, isn't that too much?

Chuvin22:
[size=18pt]YOU WATCH TOO MUCH PORN[/size]

If that is what you call it but believe me it's fun practising different naughty things sexually with a woman. Those so called girlfriends are too pretentious.

I think 'baby' is more of a boyfriend and girlfriend thing. What sense does it make for legally married couples to call themselves 'baby'? Rather names like 'darling', 'dear', 'my own', 'honey' etc are more appropriate. What do you think Seun?

watered:
E pain am o! E pain am o! Bros when u make money you won't feel that way any longer. Shame on guys who still beg ladies for love.

You are very right bro. No girl, i repeat, no girl worths the stress of passing through hectic moment to win her so called love. It's not worth it all. In Africa and Nigeria particularly, the so called 'love' is actually a scam. It does not exist here. Just make money and get what you want with ease. That is it.

But where was the other ashawo running to in the first pic? To meet a customer i guess?

In anyway you look at it, prostitution is a very thriving business. Like it or not, over 98% of men (married and unmarried) patronize these women of 'money for hand, back for ground' and it really helps at times. The stress with a girlfriend is sometimes very tiring. What do you need from a girlfriend, the same sex and before you get it from a girlfriend, it may cost you almost your life. Whereas this is something you can get by putting a mere call across or walk into their zone and whoop you've got an amazing sex. Another is some so called girlfriends are so reserved/boring on bedmatics...they pretend a lot. Whereas a prostitute would allow you use her body for any experiment/practical you request from her provided you agree the financial terms. How many girlfriends would suck their guys' dick professionally and allow their guys pour on their faces, splash the sperm on the boobs, or Bleep anus (for those who like anal sex), give all sexual styles ever known in the history of sex? Whereas these and many more can be gotten with ease from a prostitute. Let me not go further i beg.

Is like he also has hand infection.

MrWhaley:
And they always make FP...

Is she a millionaire/billionaire blogger like Linda Ikeji?

NothingLikeLove:
Hello fam, I need advice please. I met this man two yrs ago and we got married last year January. During our courtship, he portrayed himself in a good light. A week after our marriage, his true colors started coming out. It's been one problem or the other. He nags a lot, he doesn't forgive even when I plead for forgiveness if I offend him. It was a month after our marriage, he started revealing shocking things about himself, how he was told by a doc that he can never father a child, tho it could be cured, and many others. I got tired of the marriage because of his ill attitude towards me plus these shocking revelation, but because my faith kicks against divorce except on the ground of adultery, I try all I can to save my marriage. He's very jealous to the extent that he suspects every call I receive. He feels I'm cheating on him because according to him, his previous experience made him not to trust any female.

There was a day he beat me because he was suspecting that the phone call I had was from a man, yet that day it was my mum who called, but because I was pissed by his distrust, I refused to tell him who I was talking with on phone. He even threatened to shoot me if he had a gun.

That apart, he refused to go for treatment to cure his impotency, despite the pressure I mount on him. He keeps blaming it on lack of fund, so I had to give him money, since I'm a salary earner, he used the money for something else instead.

To cut the story short, the last straw, was when he converted to a Muslim and has been pressuring me to do same. And this is highly against my religious belief and I will never do it. He's been threatening fire and brimstone since then. I reported all that has been going on to his people and then mine, so they can help us. He denied all. Even denied that he's impotent and that I never gave him money to go for cure.

I had to leave my matrimonial home because I was scared. Right now am considering filling for divorce, since his attitude is very bad, he cannot impregnate me and has refused to seek help, he cannot take care of my needs financially because of his poor status and worse off, has joined a faith I will never be part of no matter his pressure. I don't know if divorce is the right action to take or I should give him time to change. Am confused please.

Mods please put this on front page so many will see it.

Is that why ur moniker reads "nothinglikelove"?

As for religious aspect, pls don't ever convert to any other. This is your challenging moment and God implores us to be steadfast in a time like this. Hold unto God and the storm shall be over.

missstella:
So u never enter yaba left lol... how far na

How far u? Hope say u still dey rough handle even more bigger diccks? Lol.

PushPlay:
This is funny.

It is really funny. Just try it bro. A more louder sound you'd get if you now place one of your fingers in her arsehole while you pump it hard, nonstop, fast and furious like you were rushing to catch up with the last bus that was speeding to heaven. By the time you disengage from her, 'puum', 'puum puum', 'puuuum' 'mfeeeed' are funny funny sounds you'll be hearing.

Sex is really fun in all ramifications no matter how we try to pretend about it. In fact, a mere thought that you'll in no long time have sex gives you an indescribable feelings. It's amazing. But the same sex can be so funny and embarrassing at times. Let me share just one example first.

Actually, i have experienced this with like 4 girls but the current girl's own is outstanding. I met her when i was with a friend around a joint and i chatted her up and she followed. Said she suspected her man was with another woman in the joint, thus she came to check. Anyway, that wasn't any of my business as i ignored her talk and went straight to the business of the day. Few days later, she was right on my bed. The initial was the conventional missionary style but then, i noticed some wild traits in her which i was looking up to in our subsequent sex encounters. But the tempo became so high and we were more sexually free with each other, the pitch was set for the real exploration. Mehn, whenever i take her doggy and pump it hard nonstop without leaving her and as she would be moaning and screaming in estacy due to pleasure till i shoot the fluid and disengage, the moment this happens, you'd just be hearing her farting uncontrollably. She'd do 'puum' and before you ask why she did that, she would release another one 'puum' puum' and that is how she would be polluting the air uncontrollably for like 5mins or so. The only thing is that such farts hardly smell. You would just be laughing. Who else has experienced this? Share your funny sexual moments.

mrkayusfit:
Why is the federal government slowing down their bombardment of this touts? By now the Tanks, warships and bomber jets should have been deployed in full force to the entire Niger delta cos it seems the Indigenes are sympathetic to the scAvengers. Bombing of our oil facilities alone is a treasonable act that must be considered an act of war against Nigeria and here they are threatening to declare Niger Delta Republic. Many states cannot pay salaries and people are dying of hunger because of the actions of these few vagabonds crippling our God given oil wealth. The federal government should not negotiate with them but instead warn innocent people who cares to listen to vacate the region so full military might can be deployed to wipe out the terrorists with brutal force. Anyone caught in the inferno will have themselves to blame cos this nonsense has to stop.

The oil is our collective wealth and no group of people can hold us to ransom. We once fed the whole country with cocoa and groundnut pyramid money and no youth from those regions formed militancy. I can smell the hands of the Biafrans in these renewed militancy and they think this approach will blackmail the FG into releasing Nnamdi kanu or restoring the dead and buried biafra of 1970. We will resist any attempt by any groups to break away and we shall never support any form of referendum. A word is enough for the wise. Do anyhow, see anyhow

So till now you are not tired of speaking these grammars? Ever since you've been speaking these grammars, nothing has yielded. Kwontinu!!!

amacastel:
After eating rich men pupu I no dy envy her ooo

I thought we had forgotten so soon how she makes a living out of eating big men poo poo.

henrylowe:
What sahre are you talking about sir?

Are you a learner?

Hmmmmmmm, but frankly speaking, there is nothing strange there. This is Nigeria and we are very familiar with such situation. Nothing is strange there.

I don't know if i should pray God should redirect all the pusssies meant for gays in the country to me since obviously they don't want them. Let me fucck those pusssies on their behalf.

rossiebarbie:
recieve sense Ijn

Is your pusssy really wet as the guy made us to believe?

presido997:
at the first pix or second pix

If your nails are that dirty/unkept, i wonder the forest fast-growing around your armpits and blokos region.

NaijaMutant:
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BUHARI HAS FAILED AND WILL FAIL WOEFULLY. 170LIKES TO RETURN BUHARI AS ELECTED AS AGAINST 1137SHARES TO KICK HIS SORRY ASS OUT OF ASO ROCK. WHAT AN INCOMPETENT PRESIDENT THEY MISTAKENLY VOTED INTO POWER. BUHARI, GET YOUR ASS READY TO BE BOOTED OUT COME 2019.

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Buhari, you see your life? You will sure vacate Aso Rock come 2019. A fool leading the nation of wise people.

Flexherbal:
Some Of The Major Causes Of Erectile Dysfunctions Are:
1. Too much of sugar in the body system.
2. Masturbation.
3. Stress.
4. Anxiety.
5. Little or No Exercises.
6. Infections.
7. Some Medications, etc.
When you know the causes, I believe you can learn how to avoid it.

How does masturbation result to weak performance on bed?