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Alright. Nice one. But how did Buhari, i mean a very useless man choose to become naija presidiot?

Nonsense news everywhere. Pls i've got better things to worry abt e.g. my next meal which i'm not sure of due to Buhari hardship...not to worry abt one iddiot who thinks the name 'buhari' should only be limited to his father. I'll soon open a thread to narrow down how N700 couldnt provide me food unlike before.

I see this man being honoured in government house at the end of the day. I see him dining and wining with great men after this brouhahhhaaaa.

I wish i'm the one who created this kind of controversy. I mean i just need what to do to garner fame that will sure take me to high places. I see this man dining and wining with governors and other top men after the whole brouhahahahaha. He may even get political appointment to a governor on dog naming matters.

Meanwhile, God punish Buhari. He's a bastard.

It seems the mattress was too small for them. They should've used a bigger mattress. Sex is sweet and fun but its implications especially when doing it wrongly outweighs the fun.

God punish buhari for this unbearable hardship. It has never been like this before.

CrazyQuinn:
so you want me to be a man?......ewww I never knew you were this fetish

Nope! You would neither be in possession of dicck nor pusssy.

CrazyQuinn:
It looks like God was too stupid to add sense of humour to the ladies

If i were God, i would dispussy you right at this moment.

ideology:
if I hear say na love

If no be love, na wetin? Money induced love abi?

rokiatu:
Listen to music.

Do you masturbate?

Very handsome! Those Unizik girls go wan kill themselves over this handsome dude. Age with more grace dude.

I've seen the name. I can take my leave now.

Fkforyou:
Gbam...OP follow this, except that you shouldn't wait till she starts been suspicious of her friend as in accusing her, cause then the damage on their friendship would have been done.

I can't go and begin to tell her i saw her mother taking money out of the room. What if they had talked through phone and she directed her to go get the money? I no wan create any unnecessary enmity inbtween.

greatgod2012:
If I were you, I will tell the owner of the money in order to avoid the friend being wrongly accused of stealing the money, but I will choose/pick my words wisely while reporting.
I wouldn't use the word...."steal" but "take "


There's a lot of differences between steal and take.

Let the daughter now interprete it the way she wants, no be my mouth dem go hear say, mama be thief.




Example........ I think I saw mama when she was taking money from that place, but I don't know whether it's the money you're looking for sha o.


EOD.

Nice one. There is great wisdom in this your post. However, I'm still waiting to hear if any alarm will be raised in regard to any missing money.

This woman(the mother is so lazy, idle and jobless). She sits at home morning till night doing nothing than gossiping and roaming around. The husband, a poor man has tried with his power to provide for the family but the woman does not just help matter. Now, the second daughter has small work she is doing plus earning from boyfriends. She has gone to work and a friend of hers came visiting. As i checked in now to the house to pick something and go out again, i noticed the friend is fast asleep in her room but the woman was silently opening and turning things in search for money in the same room. I hid somewhere and eventually she hit on the money and picked some and came out. Now, when the daughter is back, she is likely to accuse her friend staying in the room of stealing her money not knowing her mother actually stole it. Should i report to her if she raises alarm and accuse the innocent girl?

But to be frank and truthful, does Buhari not resemble dog? Didnt you miss to see that striking resemblance between the two?

So the only way that shouldnt have been a crime and perhaps cause breach of public peace was if the name Buhari was given to the dog by an hausa man? Since the man in this case in not an hausa man, then it has become a crime? And we are still one Nigeria? Kwontinnuuuuu oooo.

I still find it difficult to believe i've been buying a litre of kerosene at N250. It still looks like a dream. WHAT A CHANGE!

May be the man needs his own share from the money. You know all these yeye senators feel everything should be garnered for themselves alone.

This is terrible. Can't believe human value has been reduced to this.

Reference:
These are slightly old pictures. The situation has improved beyond this but the quality of the work is no different from what has been done in the past.

That picture was taken a day before yesterday by myself. If you need more, i can post them here.

OP, those are your fabricated pictures, now let me upload the true state of the road in pictures. Note: the Akwa Ibom part of the road is to some extent manageable, but once you reach the Cross River state part, you get seriously stuck as the road still remains impassable. A journey of 1-hour from Calabar to Uyo or conversely now takes 10 or more hours because of hold up as tankers and trailers/trucks fall indescriminately along the road. Photos speak.

missuzoma:
Where is everybody? Where is omokemesi? I am happy that at least we managed to stop the last attempt at ripping people off by the con gang known as comandclem. It was scam from the beginning to the end, from the old man to his wives and children.

Hmmmmm, speehless.

Meanwhile, is it ordinary rubber carpet i see on that floor? That should be very shameful.

Considering how much Saraki as a brand name in Nigerian Politics, i mean from the days of his fore-fathers have stolen from Nigeria/Nigerians, he could have done better. 1% of the N300m that got stolen from his ancestral home bedroom is enough to give that poor woman a new house/life. We celebrate mediocrity in this country. Well, at all at all, na him bad pass.

Electgineer99:
Please I need #6,850. Anybody to help?

Why do you need the exact figure? This thread sha remains my funniest thread.

handysuzy:
Well, thats how real guys 'wash' their cars....And its actually a Nigerian thing so no biggie. I have seen this kinda thing many times before. Don't call them names, they are only happy about the new car....And as for the money used in purchasing the drinks, well, its still part of the 'washing' expenses....We are Nigerians and we are different. Americans break expensive things when they are angry: LCD TV, windscreen, name it, and I wont blame them, they are only bring Americans. Please dont quote me.

Meanwhile, I just read a funny Olympic story of how a Brazilian outlet kicked out her roomate at the Olympics cos she wanted to have marathon sex...See it here with photos: http://factflyers.com/brazilian-olympic-diver-sends-roomate-marathon-sex/

Hmmmmm, what an exact day to catch up with you. You're squarely 2yrs on nairaland today.

Lukmann1:
Nigeria governments and his inefficience. why started what you can't finished. now this students study will be putted in the fence. feared of be send out on school.

Bro, can i meet your English teacher?