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nonsense.



even if you were a gal,I would brush my mouth with hypo.

ghostwritter:
All around the world you will find a single lady in any of these categories. You are in your late 20s and early 30s and almost all your friends are married; including that ugly, short and fat Jane! Yet you think you are a good wife material, but you are still single and getting really worried. Well, MAYBE guys are not looking your way because you are guilty of a number of these offenses:

1. YOU ARE TOO HAUGHTY. Typically, youwill quickly size up a guy and bring him down with intimidating looks and sarcastic responses. Well, I suggest you marry yourself.

2. YOU ARE LOOKING FOR MR. PERFECT. You want a rich, well-built, neat, romantic, hardworking, honest, God-fearing, faithful, dark, tall and handsome gentleman from a good background who has a good job, drive a good car and loves you unconditionally. I’m afraid that perfect guy you read about in a romantic novel doesn't exist. Wake up gurl. You’ll never find a perfect guy – anywhere. Just like you, everyone else is imperfect. Accept that fact or marry the guy in your novel.

3. YOU SMELL DESPERATE. Men have a special ability to smell desperation in a woman. Men find that odor very offensive and avoid it like a plague. You need a man so badly. Unfortunately for you, the more desperate you are, the less attractive men find you.

4. YOU PAY TOO LITTLE ATTENTION TO YOUR APPEARANCE. You don’t want to look like a bitch. So you always dress down, doesn't wear make ups and are unkempt. You are just pathetic. Even stunningly looking ladies are still in the husband-haunting market; and you really think a guy will leave all the attractive women and come for you because he’s “good guy”? Haven’t you been told that men are visually stimulated?

5. YOU PAY TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO YOUR APPEARANCE. The fact that men are visually stimulated doesn't mean they are unreasonable. Some men may make awkward choice of a sex partner, but when it comes to a life partner, men are painstakingly selective. If not, you’d be married by now. Every man dreams of marrying a decent lady, not some bitch who won’t mind going naked on the street to get cheap attention.

6. YOU ARE SEXUALLY INSENSITIVE. Each time he talks about sex, you act as if he has just committed a crime, because youare a virgin or you don’t want to appear promiscuous. Normal men like sex. I'm not saying you should sleep around or engage in premarital sex, but don't act as if sex is not important. When you do, that’s when men say things like “there’s no chemistry”, “I don’t feel her” or “we don’t connect”. In other words, your insensitivity to his libido repels him.

7. YOU ARE TOO BORING. If you could choose between two guys with equal qualities in all ramifications except that one is boring and another is interesting, which of them will you rather pick? The interesting one of course! So why do youthink if he has to make a similar choice, he’ll prefer the boring you to an interesting lady? You excuse yourself by saying “I’m the quiet type”. Being an introvert is different from being boring. No man looks forward to a boring home.

8. YOU NAG. This is by far one of the most annoying behaviors a lady can exhibit. All in the bid to get him do what she wants, when she wants it and how she wants it, women typically become nags to achieve their ends. This is ratherselfish and insensitive. No matter what you hope to achieve, nagging will drive men far away from you.

9. YOU ARE INSECURE. It is normal for women to need constant reassurance. What is not cool however is for them is to make their guys’ lives impossible because of deep-rooted lack of self-confidence. Insecurity is an awful but common issue amongst many women. No matter what the guy does, it hits their weak point. If he looks there, he’s checking out another girl. If he’s busy with work, he doesn't love you. If forgets an important date, he doesn't care. If a lady calls him, he’s cheating. That way, you will drive every man in your life away, and quickly.

10. YOU ARE TOO STUBBORN. Being principled is an admirable thing, but being unreasonably unbending is unattractive. All in the name of being principled, you go around with a lousy airof sauciness and you want a million guysto come asking you out? Your very long list of do’s and don’ts a BIG minus. You are unbendable, unreachable and unteachable and you actually pride yourself about it. Well, I got news for you; you are going to be single for a longtime.Dear ladies, we are not fighting you. Truth just has to be told. Be smart and learn. Thank you.

source:- wetinbeyourown.com

Nagging is a big turn off

you should have posted this message in Hints magazine where they post fake long stories.



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I'm not saying your story is fake o,but it's long and uninteresting.



I have links to yahooboys,that's how I can help.

lol.....if you paid her bride price,then why should you do that? I think a wife might be allowed by her husband to retain her father's name in his(husband's) name,but not the other way around.

Lateralmaths:
are you saying there is nothing like wife material?

maybe,but what I'm saying literally is that;No place is the best...the so called wife material is not grown in one place.

oduaboy1:
Buy nairaland lol.is this linda ikeji or whatever her name is worth 2million dollars

2 million dollar lo,20naira ni. do you know how much a 2million dollar is?.....abegiiii

well,nothing is impossible.



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but come ooo,Op,why not think about your own life than the lives of others. MYB.

Godditex:
Thanks bro! They would get the message from your post.

most people comment without reading comments...so how will they do that?














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on topic- she will get tired eventually.

I hope you don't marry her..so you get to kill yourself...good riddance to potential wife poacher.



Op,seriously you need help. in Eminems voice; I say that shit just clowning dogg,c'mon - how bleeped up is you? you got some issues Karma, I think you need some counselingto help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down someto help you from bouncing off the wall when you get down

no.e of the above. I think the best place to find wife material is nowhere.

hehehe,Op,why you go break up with her na? she just answered you question..if she had lied and you latter got to find out,you go call all ladies liars. Oya Op,maybe you no dey treat am well,hence her reply

whatever I say here is due to the effect of too much alchohol that I took yesterday(hangover)......yes,eventually everybody outgrows that.




wth is chop and clean mouth?

love doesn't exist.

I'd like to marry miss I don't eat.

ismokeweed:
Stupid write-up. Moral: You are a lousy writer.

blunt comment. moral: you are rude

I'm coming....I need to ask a lady for permission to read this.

I would send my PA

jeffizy:
[color=#003300] Coming from a pervet. [/color]

lol...you gotta be kidding me.

Now these girls know there is something likd "don't ever do that".
If a guy had seeked this same advise,they'll all be like; "Op,she might hv a good reason", "maybe she was testing you" or hell"Op,if you love her,just take her bck"




anyways,on topic-...Op,if you don't really feel anything for him,then you don't really need any advice. Or,if you think you might develop those feelings again. Fine

blakky97:
Pervert number one

why are you quoting me?

mirexxx:
nope

no harm in askhng..lol

mirexxx:
wit wah?

with the comment...i can't seem 2 find my typing finger.

tania28:
she is our sister n we have to say the truth,y shoulime d he complain here on NL if he wants her.d best is let her go n find sm1 else.everyone has made mistakes in one time or the other.

About the mistake part,i agree..i'm not judging her or anything! No one is perfect! The 'Op' should probably let her go if what's on his mind is to use and dump her. What i'm saying is that the lady can't clearly have a good intention from the facts presented. It's obviously not a good motive,but one actuated by selfishness.

tania28:
yes very true,d guy doesn't love her anymore,so jst come out straight n tell her it can't work.let go ok

am not surprised ladies are the only ones supporting this lady...why can't Nigerians ever be objective 4 once!

mirexxx:
wah?

nothing!...u wana help?

Oskilala:
This is exactly what ladies do...they really dont know what they want

actually...some do know what they want! Women are blessed in their own way,as are men!...they are manipulative.....and its effectiveness is like a first bank atm machine.