Sarutobi you are a human being being ooo... Thanks alot. I slept off yesterday....... I dont really know If the pdf files I read on my pc with my adobe reader are actually ebooks. How do I get or recieve them?

Wow..! Since 2002... Daz over twelve years now. I think time is the major key for the intelligence. I hear this ebook everyday but sincerely, I dont really know what ebook is all about and how it looks like and I never cared finding out what it is mearnt for because I never gave any attention or interest but am really interested on this one ooo. So please tell me what ebook is. Is it just a book or a file read on pc... And how do I get them, are there any charge to get them, if yes, then what is the charge and how do I pay it.

^ ^ Sarutobi,honestly, I am rolling on the floor claping right now for you. It obviously shows nigerians gat the capability and intelligence. I have been learning for about 2 months now but cant brag a bit close to this.. I checked the website before now and I taught you spent time typing all those soccer stories. And I hissed and said to myself "see what this dude is spending his time on". It's really amazing how you just sit at home and watch people click your adverts and get paid without typing a bit. Where and how did you learn this great stuff from?

^ ^Sarutobi you gat good plans and I respect you for that but I gat bigger plans than just a quick cash campaign. If you check my page name again.i.e Just Have Fun, you will observe that I just created and named it without any vision or main purpose. It is just a call for everyone to just have fun. I intend creating a website that will spread like a virus and simply tranfer the page fans to the websit for a start. And the members participation will help me raise fund to even market the website and buy likes for my website's real official page. I am in nairaland today not for any other other section but for webmasters and programming sections to help me achieve this and am almost there... I never thaught of anyone helping designing a website because I love being very good at anything I love doing daz why I want to create it myself and make any change of my choice.. Only time will tell...... But for the the mean time, I will keep on making money on my page...

Oh I never knew you where the same person. I must I have told you my poor,slow and lucrative technique already

Oh I never knew you where the same person. I must I have told you my poor,slow and lucative technique already

Osheey.. I have just liked your page. But there is no way you can make money from that kind of page with only free soccer news adverts which only feww will give attention with goal.com complete dominance. Anywayz sha, you spend money to get likes while i spend non to get likes and get money in the process.. You can overtake my page likes with your cash but when you finish spending the money, I will pass by to say hi!

^^ Goodluck to too bro..(laughing) spending money on likes.i.e about #30,000 for 20,000 likes. Na your way sha. But what's the name of your page le mi check it??

wise_many2k: M.U.M.U check your spelling? Na secret jooo....which one be secreates again? Na because of you yankee skools dey test our able graduates on use of english... I recommend adult education evening classes 2yr program for you.

Honestly some nairalanders are complete dumb àsses. Just deliberately looking for who to make trouble with and make unecessary noise. I gat not no time for that at all. Am a very busy dude with a very busy brain. When am on nairaland, I always feel like a nigerian and act like one. I never wish anyone to see me intelligent because the intelligence I see in myself is just enough. So many2k or what ever you called yourself, you failed because you met the wrong person. So keep on searching for your type that will make noise with you.k am out

^^Who does'nt have the money to advertise and who does'nt know illegal advert on face book is ban prone. Wake up man. Instead on you to use your cash on something better, you spend it on likes? Horrible..!! To avoid you loosing your account and page, it is very simply to advoid. Simply create a fake fb account you will be using for illegal advert purpose. Dont use the actuall account with the admin right because you may get blocked and you loose your page in the process...Creat different accounts and transfer admin right to them in case any of your account gets problem, it will not affect your page.. Facebook dont delete fan pages for any reason. because if they do, I can easily set your page up by simply spaming ruthlessly just to get your page deleted

nwani oma:

You should have taken an original name, and make it urs!BtW kola boof and linda resemble oh!

nwani. The name she gave to her blog I believe is part of her plans and it is working well for her.

diluminati:
and so what? Are you doing any good in the world being a gossip folk?

Too bad you condeming your fellow lady. Probably condeming the next linda ikeji as well because i personally follow her(liaia) progress on the internent.. She seems to be getting her desired target traffic and jumping up with full gravity on alexa rankings. I always like seeing ladies displaying intelligence while climbing the ladders. @ laila dont get distracted by any critisism. Just focus and with time your lovers will exceed your haters. All the same, keep up the good work on your blog.. You are almost there

Lol..!!! The comendy of year...!! So funny seeing someone saying how to use a whole $100 to get 10k likes when I used zero kobo to get 11,000 likes on my page so far in less than 3 months ...i.e facebook.com/justhàvefuns. Una get money to waste oo

sarutobi: now tell me asides facebook advert, what other methods did you use to attract fans so fast.
I must commend you though. Good job!

Using facebook advert is not even considered by most because no one would like to pay to get likes(too expensive sometimes).To get huge fans, you must use advert/spamming on other pages timeline to get to a certain point. Probably to 5,000 LIKES(It may take some time though). But just bear in mind that the very moment you reach 10,000 LIKES, your level don change be that because you can easily use those 10,000 fans to reach 1 million LIKES because as you post status or share a photo, the existing fans will either comment,like or tag friends on the photo. And as they do all that, it will show on the wall or timeline of their freinds and most of the reached freinds will like the page and it will keep on spreading like a virus without stoping. You will even observe people liking the page even when you dont share anything or advertise. Frequently ask your fans to tag their freinds and like your share and always share something interesting that will interest them so that they will comment. The more comment,tag and likes you get, the better for you. Frequently share something as well to achieve comment,likes and tag. My page .i.e facebook.com/jùsthavefuns has already started spreading like a virus after reaching 10,000 likes. It has jumped to 11,000 in less than a week. Am not even done yet. Before I finish designing my website, It must have reached one million fans already and i will easily tranfer all page fans to my website without buying any trafffic or spamming... Osheey...!!

^ ^ At no price miss . But firestar I will like to meet you one-on-one someday. Even without seeing your face/facial appearance, I already see how beautiful you are from your write-ups.

Seun: Can you please explain the symbolism in the last picture?

Hmm firestar should explain better. She is the originator of the "symbolism in the the last photo" But I think the last photo tries to break out the idea of the whole world becoming one without ethnicity,laguague barrier or other factors diving the whole world to different sections.. Just an immagination though because it is never possible

You heard me right. It may sound very silly but that is the fact. Only few is aware of this. The use of fb fan page is now the most easy way to make money online. Unlike website ownership, you dont need to stress yourself over domain maintenance as facebook will help you do that and very easy to create. The use of fb fan page is almost becoming the same thing as using a blog. You will see some facebookers advertising their page on the timeline of other pages and you will hiss maybe say "facebook addicts" as well. Lies those guys knows what they are doing. No one gat time to waste. Let me tell you my own story. Just 3 months ago, i started a page called Just Have Fun .i.e fàcebook.com/jùsthavefuns. with the view of tranfering the fans and traffic to my website when I finish designing it. I just jokingly started it without any intention of making a single kobo with it. I would sometimes get some of the stories and photos I see here on nairaland and share it on the page. I was shocked when I managed to reach 7,000 likes, adverts bookings started coming in. I turned down the first offer when a guy asked me to help him advertise one sms website which I cant really remember the name now because the guy insisted he would pay #2,000 for a whole month for 4 days in a week advert..then I was getting closer to 7k likes.. Only recently I was paid that same #2,000 to help advertise a indomie referer link for a week. And now after reaching closed to 11k LIKES, I got my third advert booking so far just yesterday evening from a guy who asked me to help him advertise a blackberry hub sales giving me a hint of 10,000 a month for every day advert. Yet to be agreed though.... I dont even stress myself running the page anymore i.e facebook.com/jùshavefuns. Some kind hearted ladies(two) who said they love the page volunteered to help running it..I wonder why these guys refused to advertise on website or blog . If you know why, pls suggest?

Spotted!
Heavy symbolism in the last picture...
Clever, very clever...!!!

Uncle Slyr0X you just de expose our secreates to girls ooo. No be so oo. Ladies will never expose any of their secreates to us. Na we de google search their secreate on our own.

Imagine nairaland in extinction or never existed

Who dash webmasters webmasters's forums.... The webmaster forum or what ever name they call it is met for everyone.... The concept is just k. Webmasters just come in and share their experience with beginners. Though this webmaster and programming is very boring sha. I wish it was hot like politic and computer forum. Everyone is visiting different websites everyday but only few cares to find out how that visited website came about

*dhtml:
Body dey different, i usually spend over 12-18 hours on the pc times that i have work to do. But that does not mean i will advise anyone to do so. I have been programming for about 12 years now, but there are times when my eyes feel funny and i know i need a break - i just stay off the PC - and if i have to delay anybody's job, i apologize to them - afteral, health is wealth.

Gbam ...you self don be veteran programmer. Hmm I can see guys with programming white bear bear full this forums ooo. But programming for 12-18 hours daily too small for a 12 years old programmer.. It is suppose to be 24 hours no stoping. You suppose to de smoke am like igbo and cocaine

@Pennywise but I see no too much nairaland facebook immitation here except for the unecessary "LIKE" feature which you wont even know who actually liked your comment.lol. . Nairaland is more or like a kind of twitter imitation with all these follow follow features here and there.. If you want to see a complete facebook immitation, go to lagbook.com. They call it naija facebook owned by twin kids

akereconfi: shimao, beaf n perterson.....phankz. u guys hav a point

Gbam... Good to know that... You are welllllllllcome. To me medicine sweet small sha but na ICT sweet pass. ICT is very addictive just like nairaland. I am even considering abandoning the medcine stuff sef because the passion is not there anymore. Am beginning to feel that I went into medcine just to please everyone and not to please myself. If anyone forces you or advises you to go into medcine without you having the full passion for it, tell him or her a capital NO WAY or you will regret it.. The horror things your eyes will see on daily basis will give you sleepless night and consistent headache. If any one viewing this thread is considering going into medcine, please change your mind ooo.... Go for what you gat passion for...!!! ICT and music are what I truely gat passion for and I will try my very best pursuing the three. With hard work, I will come top on one them or probably all of them.lol. Long throath

ekwah: I have seen better threads that never make it to this homepage! what kinda thread is this Mtcheew.

Gbam... Nairaland front page na naija politics ... Only the moderators votes counts it sucks mheennn.. Waiting anxiously for the next topic to discussed only to see LINDA IKEJI jàckass as if anyone cares.... We wana hear from the genevieves,omatola, to*to dikeys and others not LINDA IKEJI. Linda is not ripe for this kind of glamore yet..... It's like linda uncle and anty de this nairaland uuuuu. Everywhere na soso linda ikeji .. Ok now... catch ya guys later. Wana go into my programming and webmasters forums where great minds lives and duell not this linda tharsh idea

say-d-fact:


thank God i read that; then my comment is not necessary... but dear why not change the name of ur blog; pple like me think you're a LINDA wannabe.

please dont be offended; thats just a humble advice.

Cool.. I soooooport that. Great blog the babe gat and great job she is doing but the name of the blog is some how bad.... Some times i intend visiting lailaikeji.c0m, I just mixtype lindaikeji, then I will tell myself, why not add ..com afterall and forget this laila girl for today

Laila Ikeji: 'Hotel workers - video of myself & Djimon.'

What do you expect? laffssssssssssssss. thats hw bloggers think. its called thinking outside the box.

Tho I dnt support telling untrue stories shaaaa.

Woo! Kola Boof is sooooo pissed offffff.

Please note Laila Ikeji is not related to Linda Ikeji

oooo really.Cool .Just knowing that for the first time. I seem to be preferring your blog over linda's. Keep up the good work.. but @Nairaland...You guys are giving this LINDA IKEJI too much free traffic oo . Am a big fan to linda ikeji but I dont think she is worth the buzz... Front page is suppose to be based on general interest and not a gossip of a single individual which only few cares about... Mtchewww.

Nairaland regaining number one spot is not the case. What is more important is the eye health condition of it's members.... My eye oooo..!!! Help...!!!! Nairaland has killed my eye iris and and lens

"bad experiment" is even an understatement!! It is even more worse than that.... Sometimes I just tell myself "oh bless be the day I found nairaland" and sometimes I curse the day as well..... All the same, we should'nt criticise or condemn. All we should do, is work hard and show nairaland how it is done

abubaka101:
You can also write codes with your phones. Search for Jtextlite.jar on Google, write ur codes, go to where you stored the ".html" or ".htm" and open them. They'll automatically be shown on ur default browser.
If you think an joking download this file and see:

Almost everything is possible. Writting codes with phone is not an exception. It is very possible but using a pc for coding makes it more clearer and interesting. You will just see it the way it will always be on pc. For example, you may never know what a <title> tag is unless you use it on pc pc and know that it is just the name on the tab column. That title tag can never be visible on mobile phone. Apart from title tag, there so many other restrictions which a mobile phone can render you . All the same, using pc for coding is undisputedly better

There are several ways to create an ebook. Having a coding experience will make it easier but not really compulsory that you must have a coding ability to create an ebook. Just follow this this link and after reading the article, you should know what to do next ==> www.smashingmagazine.com/2011/09/29/how-to-make-an-ebook/

I currently focus on both. No big deal... 100 level medicine and surgery uniben and into ict already. It all depends on your determination. You can catch six fishes with one net at the same time... Op dont get confused with your taught that only good matimaticians can handle ict. It is all the product of practice makes perfect. The only problem you will face pursuing both is that the ict will seem to be over powering the medicine. You will find yourself giving little attention to those huge medical books which can lead to failure if you dont handle carefully. Try both and give equall attention to them or do medicine first b4 going into ict....