We flirt around all day but before we go to sleep we always think about the girl we truly care about.

We DO have feelings, we just don't feel comfortable sharing them unless we feel comfortable with you.

Not all will cheat, lie and hurt you. There are some who will love you truly and make you so happy

Even though we don't cry doesn't mean we don't care.

Girls need to stop going for the "bad boys" and start taking notice in the decent boys that are nice

Just because one messed about with you, or cheated on you doesn't mean that we're all like that.

When a girl says 'no', a boy hears it as 'try again tomorrow'.

If a guy pauses a video game or stops watching his favorite team's football match just to text/call you back marry him.

Some of us want a girl to listen to us asw ell, we act like we can handle everything sometimes we can't

For some of us, football will come before you, if we put you before football, we've either cheated or its a friendly match

We aren't all the same. It's your judgement that is bad, not the boys you choose

Not all our female friends are in the f.u.c.kzone

We don't read your minds, just spit it out!

Sex doesn't mean we love you and a baby wont make us stay!!

We're not gonna say all the right words all the time, but we love you and that's the most important thing.

If we're playing Fifa/PES please do not interrupt unless your topless

We don't like it when your makeup stains our clothes. Don't wear five layers of it.

'Cos we say sweet things to you doesn't mean we don't say same to[b] 15other girls[/b]


Okay. .enough of that. .lemme see you add to this "great" list of mine

hmmmmmm
nice one

ULAPAPAPAPA FUNNY

76 percent tru

Dyt: hmmmmmm
nice one

Nice what?

90% true

And this nonsense made the frontpage i hope seun and his crew are not sleeping

scopusng:

Nice what?

wat does it mean 2 u?

Ok o 80 percent true wat nxt

Why would this make front page? I don tire for Nairaland

Abeg abeg next topic

I think you covered everything, nice one!

Mynd_44: Why would this make front page? I don tire for Nairaland

Because it's entertaining and engaging!

Rubbish. A guy that cheat can still pause his video game or stop watching football just to txt or call to tell u nonsense and lie to u.

When a guy says he loves you the first time you "mistakenly bumped" into each other..... he's lying.
For most guys, love takes time to grow and based on the girl in question.
When a guy constantly maintains eye contact with a girl, he's interested in the girl but probably didn't know how to approach her.
If the girl noticed this and finds him attractive, she should give him a lead or flash some "green light"

More to come

my babe need to c dis

Beautymc: Rubbish. A guy that cheat can still pause his video game or stop watching football just to txt or call to tell u nonsense and lie to u.

typical 9ja girl they never learn!!!

Ski ski ski water gun

Beautymc: Rubbish. A guy that cheat can still pause his video game or stop watching football just to txt or call to tell u nonsense and lie to u.

How would you know that? Are you a guy?
@topic,
90% is true.
Though i disagree with the fu*ck zone whatever.
If a naija guy is friends with a lady and he has never slept with her, there are just two reasons; He's either not attracted to her(she's ugly to a fault) or he hasn't got the chance to score.

Kayusfity: And this nonsense made the frontpage i hope seun and his crew are not sleeping

The problem with u is over familiarity. Take it easy Mr know all at nairaland.

Becos i dey always dey with you no mean say my eyes no dey outside.

Beautymc: Rubbish. A guy that cheat can still pause his video game or stop watching football just to txt or call to tell u nonsense and lie to u.

Beautymc and Slyr0x tell us the whole story
It is really nice to know that a dude can pause or stop playing video and watching football to sent out txt and make that call I LOVE
British Rubbish

Kayusfity: And this nonsense made the frontpage i hope seun and his crew are not sleeping

since u join nairaland u hav never made a post...... Iti-boribo.

Mynd_44: Why would this make front page? I don tire for Nairaland

no be by force say u must read. U can check d nxt topic if u dont like this one

I mean why would some girls go to bed with makeup? Some girls sef are too much. Don't you know wearing makeup for so long or sleeping with it can cause even more damage? :-/


Anyhoo,

If your man puts pictures of other women on his dp but never puts yours, the main reason is because he knows if he put your picture on he would have to put a lovely status underneath such as 'my sugar in my tea, the lice in my hair'. Now won't want the other booty calls to see it.

If a woman comments on his facebook say "baby" and he deletes it after and restrict comments on his wall. He is cheating.

If it is late at night and you are chilling in bed with your man and a woman calls. He is probably cheating.

If your man travels all the way to a country(knows noone there) but lies to you about it. Make sure you
pack your things before he lands.

If a BLACK man likes joking about being gQy and everything it involves. He is probably gQy and using you to hide it from the family.


If he makes you wear brown paperbag or a helmet (saying its roleplay).
Na wash! He doesn't find you attractive.

If he goes to the shops a lot which is about 5mins away but stays for over an hour or more. He is practicing his getaway for when you fall pregnant.

Slyr0x: We flirt around all day but before we go to sleep we always think about the girl we truly care about.

We DO have feelings, we just don't feel comfortable sharing them unless we feel comfortable with you.

Not all will cheat, lie and hurt you. There are some who will love you truly and make you so happy

Even though we don't cry doesn't mean we don't care.

Girls need to stop going for the "bad boys" and start taking notice in the decent boys that are nice

Just because one messed about with you, or cheated on you doesn't mean that we're all like that.

[s]When a girl says 'no', a boy hears it as 'try again tomorrow'. [/s]

If a guy pauses a video game or stops watching his favorite team's football match just to text/call you back marry him.

Some of us want a girl to listen to us asw ell, we act like we can handle everything sometimes we can't

For some of us, football will come before you, if we put you before football, we've either cheated or its a friendly match

We aren't all the same. It's your judgement that is bad, not the boys you choose

Not all our female friends are in the f.u.c.kzone

We don't read your minds, just spit it out!

Sex doesn't mean we love you and a baby wont make us stay!!

We're not gonna say all the right words all the time, but we love you and that's the most important thing.

If we're playing Fifa/PES please do not interrupt unless your topless

We don't like it when your makeup stains our clothes. Don't wear five layers of it.

'Cos we say sweet things to you doesn't mean we don't say same to[b] 15other girls[/b]


Okay. .enough of that. .lemme see you add to this "great" list of mine

I thought I was going to be bored halfway but this is really a good list especially the ones in red.

I object with some but I specifically and wholeheartedly object to the strike-through. I don't chase girls.

@myd...do enjoy and have a laugh....it made front page& that whats matters....and i don't think ur in a position to actually decide if other people
dint think it was wort been there....The world is as it is not as you are..so deal with it cheers....

Beautymc: Rubbish. A guy that cheat can still pause his video game or stop watching football just to txt or call to tell u nonsense and lie to u.

LOL.

Slyr0x:
'Cos we say sweet things to you doesn't mean we don't say same to[b] 15other girls[/b]

So you guys ought to understand when your girls also say the sweet things they tell you to fifteen other guys.

Beautymc: Rubbish. A guy that cheat can still pause his video game or stop watching football just to txt or call to tell u nonsense and lie to u.

How did you know this?

A yes yes guy is a fool you shouldn't marry.

Uncle Slyr0X you just de expose our secreates to girls ooo. No be so oo. Ladies will never expose any of their secreates to us. Na we de google search their secreate on our own.