From my mother's womb.. My mum took a lot of drugs called codin before giving birth to me and I left her womb with her placenta thoroughly coded!

" You have one nairaland PM. Please check your email account now" and there is no way I could access my yahoo email account right now due to error in loging in on my mobile. What sort of nairaland emailing is this sef! O_o

www.naijapals.com !

Read=> www.wikihow.com/Start-a-Blog &
=> www.howtostartablog.org now! Knowing how to use your pc properly and having the passion for blogging is key...

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No wonder i have been having migraine of recent times when i browse NL, i reduced my visits and the migraines left. . . .no kidding

Any attempt to increase your NL visit on pc may even give you a permanent migraine. If any nairlander is using a medicated eye lens at the age of below 30, regular nairaland visit on pc should be the cause O_o . It kills the eyes and brain cells without you noticing it. Trying to get use to it is suicide because if you succeed, your pupil and iris will be fading away comfortably~ ~¡

Hacked by Abrek! A very lazy hacker O_o www.sleeksms.net was hacked by him too!

Oh lord... I hate seeing this kind of news! Firstly, ensure you still have access to your web control panel and contact the host of the site to help fix it. It may be a problem from the host.. You suppose to explain better by posting the screen shot of the hacked site.

Hmm I even wonder how you guys use nairaland on pc. I almost got my eyes blind the last time I did .Change your default browser to Moxilla firefox.. It is less prone to error messages. Safari,chrome and flock browsers are silly with nairaland..¡ ~

This is suppose to to be a pm! Nairaland get a better pm! Forum gradually turning into a private inbox messaging! *bored*

Roasted gbaguda

Yep. I think it has been retified. Don't think Facebook would leave such a thing.

Wow can't believe this naughty thread is still wide open without been locked or deleted for ever! Someone who thinks he can type fast just sit and type the deficiencies of a successful person and ignoring the success stories! That is joblessness! Get a job!. Look at the top of this thread, you will see a thread titled "thumbs up Seun, You took the bold step" that is the kind of thread we wana read here and not creating a thread to condemn anyone..! Seun this! Seun that! Flooding everywhere! Who cares! Why can't some naughty nigerians leave others to paddle their own canoe! Contact him via email and not blow your irrelevant trumpet to the public. This section is becoming too boring with site reviews and naughty complains. This is not the nairaland Webmaster section I use to know! Am out ta here!

Mtcheww. I just wasted bandwidth opening this thread. Where is the Nigeria business he killed here. Trying to bring order and eradicate spam from his web is not killing any Nigeria business.. ¡

Hmm

I hate seeing some nairlanders claiming "I too know" and "Holy HoLy" in this forum. All some guys do most especially in this section is look for who to condemn or look for a thread to condemn when some brains are busy doing a better job!

Everyone has is own idea,thinking and mentality & only trying to bring it out and get busted by another or probably "TREAD LOCKED". That is why I refer fans of this section as "Lazy/jobless Brains"

@Op your question is cool with a well spoken English & don't mind any bullshìt condemnation! Or better still find a better sections where human brains are really working! Because this section is Corrupted with trouble makers! Smh for this romance section lol

BizBooks: Today, I saw this:

You have 2 new Nairaland PMs. Please check your e-mail account now.

Unfortunately, there is no way I can access this PMs as my NL email address is no longer
active. As afam4eva suggested, users should be able to read their PMs directly on NL instead
of their email inboxes. As you may know, in registering for forums, most people use a
dispensable email address which they rarely check if ever.

... Yeah having a PM here on nairaland would have been better but I think why email was chosen is because of scam and spam. So that all spam and scam will get directed to our emails. And the plan is really working well. My email was bombarded with spam & irrelevant nairaland updates until I withdrew my real email from nairaland and replaced with an irrelevant one. If nairaland had a Pm, the only message you would receive daily is SPAM/scam. Just searching for another forum where there is better privacy in private chatting but can't find any because nairaland is already on top. Some guys are busy presently recording all nairaland deficiencies and hoping to pounce and exploit on it someday when the right time comes. Naijapals & nigerianbestforum are not smilling. Operation overtake nairaland lol but can never be like nairaland!

There are better & intelligent ways you can spam nairaland. This is a childish spam I guess. Why comparing magi with peper soup

It sucks! Facebook is gradually becoming bullshìt with greediness and making too many absurd changes. I liked nairaland fan page and I never get any update due to the silly $dollars "promote post" greed from Facebook. Always busy smoking my delicious twitter.com & nairaland.com

He means the lady is bullshìt herself

Heheh my darling PDP is about to strike their thunder. Oshiomole plead for mercy before you get burnt with PDP rainfall!

Prince keep up the good job. Hacking is the best job you can ever give to yourself honestly! It is just like harvesting sweet potatoes on another man's farm land

I don't really understand that your hacking or theme you trying to bring out but it is all good. Hacking the whole nairaland is a bad idea though lol but hacking just a single section will be cool .e.g www.nairaland.com/romance. And get redirected to pertersonwebsite.com So that all those guys romancing will feel the power of iframe romance ...

Am not too grounded on how to prevent from being hacked but very cooked on hacking, I have nearly if not the whole hard to find hacking tools but my unaccessability to fast, stable and constant internet access on my pc is the problem! They are restricting us from all those in my school!

Firstly, you must cultivate passion for it because it may really be boring at the starting point. You must be ready to resist any temptation of abandoning it when you feel bored about everything maybe because you feel it's too difficult to learn. It will get to a point when you start asking yourself "Am I not really wasting my time on this web designing crab? I can't do it!. It is too difficult" .

Secondly, learning coding is almost the most important part. Read any available code that comes way but never forget the fact that the best way to learn coding is to code. Your notepad++ at this point should be your favourite friend & pc programme. During coding you will learn some other things you never wish you could ever learn. Learn how to use your type/code without looking at the keyboard.

It will even interest more that you can actually set up a well designed website without learning any single coding. Some websites you see, the owners don't even know what HTML or CSS is. But that one is not advisable. As a site owner, you should know what you are doing so that you can make any desired change of your choice and solove any occurring problem. So you have to learn.. Asking anyone to help you design a site may be fatal because your website will die the very moment the web designer dies.

Learn coding first. Start with HTML @ www.w3schools.com

Or www.tutorialspoint.com( recommended! Download the HTML .pdf file/ebook and practise it virtually on your pc.

If you not on Sony VAIO, then you must be in real bondage. Sony is the best for now whether programming or whatever

Yeah but it was named "nairaland hacked" before now. I was'nt blind. I don't even see any essence hacking nairaland in the first place if it was even the easiet thing to do. Na to hack federal government ATM just de my head right now