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Autos / Re: Very Clean 2009 Toyota Rav4 For Sale by peteruuu(m): 2:46pm On Aug 03, 2019
Price?
Crime / Re: OOU Students Ibogun Campus Chased SARS Back to Thier Station With Okada. Video by peteruuu(m): 2:37pm On Aug 03, 2019
E don happen.
Crime / Re: Breaking: One Of The Five Kidnapped RCCG Pastors, Is Free by peteruuu(m): 2:36pm On Aug 03, 2019
shocked
What of the remaining church members?

You've said it all...

It's a "breaking news"

May God help us!
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Medium : Pastel Pencil Sketch Of THOMAS SANKARA by peteruuu(m): 2:32pm On Aug 03, 2019
You've done a great job. smiley

You tried.

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Career / Re: My Heart Felt Message To GRADUATES Teaching In Private Primary/secondary Schoo by peteruuu(m): 4:55pm On Jul 28, 2019
SirWhiteFish:
Man did not reveal this to you, heaven did. The husband is a Pastor and she is a DEACONESS. Her husband always close his eyes to what she is doing and Infact supports her by quoting various Bible passages.
No it's not in Ibadan. The school is in Ilorin, kwara state.
Oga, don't tell me the name of the school is "His Grace schools" at sabo-oke, Ilorin.

That woman ehn?!!!!
Education / Re: WAEC 2019: What Does OUTSTANDING Mean In This Result? by peteruuu(m): 4:15am On Jul 27, 2019
Outstanding in some subject(s) mostly occur when a student is recorded as present in exams, but the mark on the subject(s) are not concluded. It can also be cause by extra answer sheet. i.e. when not properly attached or some other factors.

possibility of release: Medium

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Religion / Re: Folakemi Kuforiji Dances Gbe Body / Zanku Legwork In Church by peteruuu(m): 10:46pm On Jul 25, 2019
Olarewaju89:
I never said you should not judge her, but God judgement is superior. Thank you bro.


In the beginning was the word and the word was with God AND THE WORD WAS GOD...... "

"And" is a conjunction.

God is in His Word, and The Word of God for us is the Scriptures sir.

Remember there are Blessings and curses in the Bible, so we already know what individual gets as a result of anything committed (right or wrongs).

And shall we continue in sin that Grace may abound? I'm sure your answer is "No" too.

With that being said...may God help us. smiley
Religion / Re: Folakemi Kuforiji Dances Gbe Body / Zanku Legwork In Church by peteruuu(m): 10:38pm On Jul 25, 2019
Olarewaju89:
I never said you should not judge her, but God judgement is superior. Thank you bro.


In the beginning was the word, and the word was with God, and the WORD was God...."

The word of God is the scriptures bro.

God's word comprises of blessings and curses remember?

There's no two-ways about it.

And, shall we continue in sin that grace may abound?

I'm sure your answer will be "No".

That being said, may God help us! smiley
Religion / Re: Folakemi Kuforiji Dances Gbe Body / Zanku Legwork In Church by peteruuu(m): 10:26pm On Jul 25, 2019
Lovelyn451:
hmmm....I work with my conscience a lot, some dance steps like this one doesn't give me any kind of doubt unlike those sex driven ones...

"What we defend proves what we condone."


God bless you.
Religion / Re: Folakemi Kuforiji Dances Gbe Body / Zanku Legwork In Church by peteruuu(m): 10:25pm On Jul 25, 2019
Offpoint:

New earth doesn't mean it's not going to be EARTH, it's still going to be the same Earth but rebuild...

About the wedding supper read ya Bible at late midnight you'll get more understanding.

smiley
Religion / Re: Folakemi Kuforiji Dances Gbe Body / Zanku Legwork In Church by peteruuu(m): 10:20pm On Jul 25, 2019
Olarewaju89:
Well don bro. But this your Bible scripture doesn't connote with the headline pls. Mind you, you can read this also [i][/i]2 Samuel 6:14 (ESV) And David danced before the Lord with all his might. And David was wearing a linen ephod. 1 Chronicles 15:27 (ESV) David was clothed with a robe of fine …, pls can you tell us the type of dance David danced to God then?


I'm always having problem with people like you...or opinions like yours who don't hesitate to quote that very scripture you just quoted.
Mind you sir, The word of God is of no private interpretation.... Samuel was a righteous man bro!
This woman isn't!
Don't tell me "judge not" without even knowing what the Bible meant by the word "judge"
Judge means two things in the Bible.. The original meaning of judge before being translated to English language is...

And yet, this same scripture says "A righteous man judgeth all things....".

I'm sorry to announce to you that, if this woman doesn't repent, she'll pay for all she has done and those she has influenced in the regions that lays beyond.


#peace.
Religion / Re: Folakemi Kuforiji Dances Gbe Body / Zanku Legwork In Church by peteruuu(m): 10:08pm On Jul 25, 2019
Offpoint:

Heaven? what will human be doing in God's Abode?

You ain't going to no heaven, abi you no dey read your Bible? After rapture you'll meet up with Jesus in the SKY for 7 years, after 7 years you're back to earth under the rulership of Christ....

Wetin you wan go do for heaven?

You forgot to mention that this present world would have been destroyed with fervent heat.
We ain't gonna return to this corrupt earth bro, it'll be a new earth.

And yah, what about the wedding supper?
Isn't it up there

Enlighten me...
Religion / Re: Folakemi Kuforiji Dances Gbe Body / Zanku Legwork In Church by peteruuu(m): 10:05pm On Jul 25, 2019
Lovelyn451:
this is just a dance step, learn to differentiate from wrong and right, it is better than those twerking and soapy everywhere not only in church
Unconverted souls claiming born- again are much more in the earth today that the true Christians.

The Lord shall Judge!

The day of reckoning shall come!!!

Jesus Christ said "the hour cometh, and now is"!!
Religion / Re: Folakemi Kuforiji Dances Gbe Body / Zanku Legwork In Church by peteruuu(m): 10:02pm On Jul 25, 2019
KingAzubuike:
All these scammers called pastors. Adeboye and oyedepo go use gold chair for ministers stand, the rest of the senior pastors go use plastic or cloth chair. Some of them go even put rug or carpet in front of them for reasons best known to them. By the time they even finish sermon, one errand boy pastor go still help them carry bible to their seats. Basically they see themselves as demi gods which isn't meant to be.

I'm with you on this bro.
ALL of them are just deceivers!. They're not following Jesus Christ's (who they all claim to be serving) steps.

He was so humble until, even those that wanted to arrest Him couldn't identity Him among the rest of His disciples until the son of perdition (Judas Iscariot), Satan's incarnate needed to show them by kissing him.

It's saddening seeing people worshipping and taking the words of their so called men of god's(lower case g) word....instead of The Word of God !.

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Religion / Re: Folakemi Kuforiji Dances Gbe Body / Zanku Legwork In Church by peteruuu(m): 9:56pm On Jul 25, 2019
Lovelyn451:
The dance step is decent, anything decent is welcomed...
shocked

Decent my foot!
Religion / Re: Folakemi Kuforiji Dances Gbe Body / Zanku Legwork In Church by peteruuu(m): 9:55pm On Jul 25, 2019
Offpoint:
It's beautiful when I realized everyone will go to HELL.. it's a thing of beauty.
Not everyone bro.
I for now is predestinated to reign with God.

I'm a blood-born-heaven-bound Christian.

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Religion / Re: Folakemi Kuforiji Dances Gbe Body / Zanku Legwork In Church by peteruuu(m): 9:50pm On Jul 25, 2019
shocked


Matthew 12:34-37 King James Version (KJV)

34 O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.

35 A good man out of the good treasure of the heart bringeth forth good things: and an evil man out of the evil treasure bringeth forth evil things.

36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.

37 For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.


I pity their gullible followers.

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Family / Re: My Wife’s Lover Confessed To Have Been Having Sex With My Wife For 5 Years by peteruuu(m): 6:58am On Jul 25, 2019
GOFRONT:
lipsrsealed

Till this moment, No one alive has been able to interpret the conversation between Eve and the Serpent in the garden of Eden....
Genesis 3 said it all bro.

It was not apricot or apple that eve eat, what happened in the garden of eden between eve and the serpent was actually sexual intercourse...and that's what produced Cain.

Need more explanation? I'm available sir. God bless you.
Nairaland / General / Re: See Reactions As Twitter User Shares Hilarious Uniben Experience, While Living I by peteruuu(m): 8:23am On Jul 19, 2019
grin grin I'm so done cheesy
Travel / Re: CCTV Captures Horrible Bus Accident That Killed 2 In Ilorin by peteruuu(m): 7:42am On Jul 19, 2019
Whoa!

This is pathetically terrific.
Crime / Re: Lady caught her boyfriend sleeping with her 12 year old daughter by peteruuu(m): 7:05am On Jul 19, 2019
Trust issues.
Celebrities / Re: Curvy Actress, Omo Butty Shares Doggy Pose With A Man On Set. Fans React by peteruuu(m): 7:02am On Jul 19, 2019
Immoralities, frivolities and non.sense have taken over the human race and the whole world entirely.

Even so come Lord Jesus
.

Repent today, tomorrow may be too late for you.

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Jennelle Eliana Who Lives In A Van (Photos) by peteruuu(m): 7:00am On Jul 19, 2019
All set.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Dies Shortly After Graduation From Indian University (Photos) by peteruuu(m): 6:56am On Jul 19, 2019
May God have mercy.
Amen.
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze To MFM: Praying For Your Enemies To Die Is Anti-christ Doctrine by peteruuu(m): 10:22am On Jul 18, 2019
thesicilian:

It is true what they say that you cannot teach an old dog new tricks. Even the scripture you quoted is proof that the so called enemies you want to die are not the problem, the real adversaries are the principalities and powers, which you can't kill.
Yes bro. The Bible even said "pray for those that despitefully use you." So, i don't see where these MFM people get their "DIE DIE DIE" prayers from.

Sometimes, i just look at them and wag my head for them.
Phones / Re: If You Installed Faceapp, You Should Be Aware Of Its Privacy Policy by peteruuu(m): 10:16am On Jul 18, 2019
SaintLucia:
No be all Naija dey reason like u na.
Abi o.

Some african mentality.
Travel / Re: Seven Ways To Beat, Survive Lagos Traffic by peteruuu(m): 9:24pm On Jul 17, 2019
GTFO:


God bless you!!

My exact mind!
Sure. Me too.
Travel / Re: Seven Ways To Beat, Survive Lagos Traffic by peteruuu(m): 10:09am On Jul 17, 2019
I hate Lagos State...and I don't even know the reason behind it.

The bustles and all...

PS- I hate Lagos state, NOT the people of Lagos state or the permanent residents.

PS- If you must reply me, put on your thinking cap, set aside emotions and reason like a human with BRAIN. THANK YOU.

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Religion / Re: CAN Headquarter Disassociate Itself From Pastors Who Paid A Visit To COZA' by peteruuu(m): 11:06pm On Jul 16, 2019
KendrickAyomide:
This COZA is a Modern Day Illuminati church. Confirmed.
You can say that again hey.
I wrote that on one of those IG pages.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by peteruuu(m): 3:30pm On Jul 16, 2019
deepthougths:
So after my final exams in the uni, I was yet to be shortlisted for nysc. I got a connect to teach in a private sec sch that had population. The principal was a nice man, and the school was my Alma when they only had primary section. I went to the interview with nothing as I was yet to get my statement of result from the University. The principal along with one of his vice principal took me to ss2 for test running. I was told to teach geography spot on. Well, I did. I just collected one of the students her note and naturally read everything out cheesy grin grin. 10minutes into teaching test, I was stopped by the principal and we headed back to his office which was quite fancy. He told me I was employed and that I'll be teaching jss1 to 3, Social studies and home economics. Ss1 to 3 geography and physics. He handed me 12 80leaved note books, 1 for each subject and class and told me to start writing my notes of lesson. He said I'd have to be writing those notes weekly and submit it for marking. I told him I studied engineering and I've not the smallest idea on how to write a note of lesson. He said it's a digital world I should visit the net. Funny man. All the while the principal's voice was so loud, but when it got to negotiating salary, it turned into a whisper. He said the sch is ready to take a chance with me, so they'll pay me 10k.
Wait? 10k each day?
No 10k per month
Am I to come only when I have periods and leave thereafter?
No, you come every day. 7am and leave after sch dismisses, 2:30pm.
I shook his hand firmly, told him thank you. Grabbed the 12 notebooks and left. I gifted the books to my cousin who was in jss3 as at that time in a public sch. I'm sure the 'God bless you' the little boy repeatedly told me has also been a push for me.
I'm almost rounding up my nysc, I'm serving in a private firm in delta.

Looool grin grin grin grin I wanted to boil rice and chop o, but see me now, rolling on my bed with laughter grin cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by peteruuu(m): 2:53pm On Jul 16, 2019
PrincessB1:

Lemme help you.
Enjoy grin

Lol, I'm also enjoying this thread with plantain chips.

Yummy grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by peteruuu(m): 1:17pm On Jul 16, 2019
PrincessB1:

Hope I'm not too late?

You're welcome grin cheesy
grin no. Thanks.
I wanto goan buy popcorn.

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