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Religion / Re: A Sin Without Forgiveness by peteruuu(m): 9:09am On Nov 10, 2019
Okay. Thanks.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by peteruuu(m): 6:44pm On Nov 09, 2019
noblealuu:
The items below are all for sale
How much for the hoofer?
Politics / Re: Kwara Assembly Confirms Gov. Abdulrazaq’s Cabinet Nominees by peteruuu(m): 7:08am On Nov 01, 2019
angelEmade:
Please I am from Kwara. That building is not as beautiful as you see in the picture.

Lol, yah. Me too.
I'm also here with you in Ilorin grin
Bad building with bad roads all over the area too. Lol.

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Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba Gifts A Crippled Woman A New Apartment (video) by peteruuu(m): 2:09pm On Oct 31, 2019
Another yahoo yahoo plan grin

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Celebrities / Re: Destiny Etiko Shares Scary Throwback Photo Carrying A Snake On Her Neck by peteruuu(m): 2:01pm On Oct 31, 2019
I don't know why but, I can't try this.
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Yinka Ayefele And His Triplets by peteruuu(m): 12:52pm On Oct 31, 2019
Beautiful...!

Lord!!!!!!!!!, I want these too!.

Anyone reading this and seeing those cute babies up there and seriously looking for the fruit of the womb, this year will not pass you by!.


It is done.

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Autos / Re: Nissan Primera 370k Ikeja Lagos 07033646897 by peteruuu(m): 12:50pm On Oct 31, 2019
50k?

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Celebrities / Re: Denrele Edun Shares New Photos On Instagram by peteruuu(m): 12:46pm On Oct 31, 2019
Nonsense and ingredients.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by peteruuu(m): 12:59pm On Oct 30, 2019
mrjojo:
Hello all, Allow me to please post this here[b]This is not exactly a clearance sale[/b]

So, I bought this beautiful shoe for a wedding, and I mistakenly bought a size 42 instead of a 43 cry cry .This shoe was purchased from here

https://thursdayboots.com/products/mens-shoe-lincoln-midnight-suede?collection=mens-shoes

at $170 (170*355), excluding shipping to Naija here o. I am in severe pain this doesn't fit, I have tried everything, even tried chopping part of my feet off(lol). This shoe is beautiful, Classy and Sturdily. Pictures aren't doing this justice, Aswear!
So please be reasonable and considerate while pricing, Thanks, I can waybill to any part of the country. Kindly send a pm, I respond fast!


Price : #54,000 (Negotiable
Location : Ibadan

)

Oga, coman dash me this shoe!
My! This shoe is lovely!
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by peteruuu(m): 11:21am On Oct 30, 2019
TeeBeeBee:
Hi.

I have the following items for sale. All items are negotiable and available for immediate pickup.

1. A glass 4layers corner shelf/decor stand.
*Black
*Suitable for photo frames, potpourri, mini decors, figurines, table calenders etc
PRICE :18K

2. Freezer
*LG freezer
*209L
*White
* Big Size
*In perfect working condition
*Never been repaired or tampered with.
Price: 65k

3. A dressing table
*Made of HDF fine wood
*Brown
* Standing mirror attached
*2 side drawers attached
PRICE: 30K

4. A walldrobe
*Brown
*Made of HDF fine wood
* shoe rack attached (can be detached too)
PRICE: 40K

5. A full length mirror
* brown
* HDF wooden frame
*can be hung on the wall
*Picture available on request (no space for atrachment here)
PRICE: 15k

6. CWAY water dispenser
* Only cold water function available
* Hot water function can be fixed by buyer
*Never been repaired
*Comes with 2 refil bottles
PRICE: 15K

Call: TeeBee on 08034783163

Your account is new. I hope you're not a scammer?

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Crime / Re: Raped And Abused : I Am Confused, What Should I Do to save her ? by peteruuu(m): 7:56am On Oct 30, 2019
SMH.
The society is getting more frustrating day by day.

It's saddening!.

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Celebrities / Re: Ebun Oloyede 'Olaiya Igwe': My Tribal Marks, My Only Regret In Life by peteruuu(m): 7:46am On Oct 30, 2019
There's a place In Lagos that specializes in tribal marks removal.

He can go there and see for himself.
But i doubt if he's actually ready and serious about it though.

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Celebrities / Re: Actor Mr Latin Prostrate To Greet Alaafin Of Oyo At An Event (Photos) by peteruuu(m): 7:41am On Oct 30, 2019
This shouldn't even be in the news at all.
That's exactly what he is expected to do.

Pardon me if it sounds somehow though..

Next please?
Crime / Re: Am Tired Of Masturbating by peteruuu(m): 7:40am On Oct 30, 2019
annolomy:
Am a boy of sixteen any time i see a ladies boo i always masturbate am tired of masturbating because it is affecting me acedemically pls i need a serious advice

PM me. I'll help you on how to control your mind.

Don't go too far, I'm not asking you to pay anything.

Besides, there's a thread here that has been created for people like you that are trying to quit.

Peace.
Crime / Re: VIDEO: Gay Man Caught In The Act Of Sodomizing A Young Boy. by peteruuu(m): 3:01am On Oct 30, 2019
Sodomy!
Phones / Re: Help Me In This Situation by peteruuu(m): 2:59pm On Oct 28, 2019
giftjoyz:
on't even know where to start,my name is Gift,20 years old from akwa ibom,from a family of six,three boys and i.





All started when my parent dont want to foot my school fees,they don't want to send me to university,on the reason that female will still use her certificate in her hubby's house,unless I want to learn a vocational work,which is no way my ambition,I wanna study medical engineering,that my extreme ambition in my life,I just can't imagine marrying with a blank brain.



so in a quest to make my financial meet to send myself to school



fast forward to may,my friend introduced me to a woman from Ile ife osun state to work with her as a cook with a promised amount of 20k monthly.



To cut the story short,we came here in Ile ife osun state on June 2,I worked with her in a good mannered for four weeks,no salary and not to forget she maltreated me,so I went back to my friend that introduced this woman to me,she is also in Ile ife by now,and I told her all i faced with the woman.

That is when I knew my friend is a runz girl,second day in her house she told me I can't stay doing nothing still being feed with her hard earned money.



She forced me into it still knowing fully well am a virgin just in mission to save up just to let my parent be encouraged about my ambition,my life!



On July 5,I lost my virginity to prostitution,am just on the verge of committing suicide,thinking how my brothers graduated from their various institutions,and me going through all this pain just to further my education.



Here is my plead and my request to you all loving,generous Nairalanders__



I want to rent a house around Ile ife and buy some food stuff just to find a better job to gather money till December and by all means to leave my dangerous and deadly friend.



Please help me!



Even if it just #500 or #200 each every one have,i promise to bring this thread once the money i need is meet.



i borrowed this account from my neighbor,due to the fact I have no bank account.

I wil be so glad

3.1.3.9.0.1.9.6.5.1 first Bank,Help me please



I wil be so glad



Help me please from suicidal thought

Where are you in ile Ife?
I'll like to help but, not to fraudster.
You can prove me wrong though.
Where exactly can we meet in ile Ife?
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Delivers A Sermon Titled "Mind Your Business" by peteruuu(m): 4:30pm On Oct 27, 2019
Hdd
Celebrities / Re: 'Soft Yansh To Press' - Tiwa Savage Shares New Photo by peteruuu(m): 4:16pm On Oct 27, 2019
"Tiwa savage" REPENT!

If when you stand at the bar by and by,
When you are weighed in the balance on high,
And you should be sentenced forever to die...,
What would you give in exchange for your soul?

"For what shall it profit a man(or you that is reading this), to gain the whole world and loose his soul?


Our days are numbered here below!
We're going towards a dark chamber, a chamber of death. Everyone enters that chamber. And every time our heart beats, we go one step closer. Someday, I shall enter that chamber. And when I get down to the last heartbeat, I do not want to go in there as a coward; I want to wrap myself in His righteousness; pull it up around me and enter that chamber, to know Him in the power of His resurrection. And when the Angels screams forth, the Voice, the trumpet sounds, I want to come out from among the dead.

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Romance / Re: Nigerians React After Photos Of Girls Smoking Kush In The Club Goes Viral by peteruuu(m): 7:42am On Oct 25, 2019
Where are the reactions?

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Education / Re: 44 Things You Never Knew Had Names by peteruuu(m): 9:00am On Oct 20, 2019
dickofglory:

There's truly a word for everything.


1. Wamble
The awkward, and sometimes untimely, rumbling sound your tummy makes for any number of reasons. Next time you hear the rumble at least you'll know its true name.

2. Aglet
The plastic or metal coating found at the tip of a shoelace. If you learned anything from Phineas and Ferb, this was probably it.

3. Tines
The prongs on a fork actually have a name, and it's as dorky as you might assume.

4. Glabella
The little bit of skin between your eyebrows is called a glabella. Well thank goodness I now know the word to describe where my headaches originate from.

5. Griffonage
A fancy word for handwriting you cannot read. So our doctors don't have sloppy handwriting, they're just skilled in griffonage.

6. Lunule
The white, crescent shaped part of your nail. Next time someone asks you what you're doing when you're filing your nails tell them, "I'm sharpening my lunule."

7. Tittle
The word for the small dots over the letters 'i' and 'j.' Also what sixth grade boys call boobs (not a scientific fact, just my opinion).

8. Interrobang
The combination of an exclamation point and a question mark. Also known as the, "whoops she seems mad" punctuation mark.

9. Obelus
The real name for the division sign, because division sign is far too simple and straightforward.

10. Zarf
The little paper slip we wrap our hot coffee cups in.

11. Barm
Beer foam. I can not explain why it's "barm" and not "boam," but I'm not the queen of naming things, so.

12. Petrichor
The way it smells after it rains, commonly known as "wet concrete."

13. Purlicue
The space between the thumb and the forefingers. Generally the worst place to get a papercut.

14. Peen
The forked end of a hammer's head. What I always assumed was called "the nail pulling out part."

15. Nurdle
A small dollop of toothpaste.

16. Phosphenes
The blurbs of light you see when you close your eyes and cover them with your hands.

17. Philtrum
The small indentation that starts under your nose and runs to the upper lip.

18. Octothorpe
The "#" key on a phone. Now commonly referred to as a hashtag.

19. Armscye
The armhole in all of your clothing.

20. Minmus
The fancy name for your pinky toe.

21. Cornicone
The outer part of a pizza crust where there's no sauce or cheese.

22. Overmorrow
The day after tomorrow.

23. Ferrule
The metal part on a pencil that connects the eraser to the wood.

24. Punt
The bottom of a wine bottle. Not related to the football position.

25. Lemniscate
The real name of the infinity symbol. Commonly used as a tattoo.

26. Dysania
The feeling, or struggle, to get out of bed. Also known as every morning post-alarm clock.

27. Nibling
The non-gender defined word for a niece or nephew.

28. Collywobbles
The butterflies you get in your stomach from excitement or anxiety. Next time you're nervous be sure to lean in to the person next to you and, in a British accent, whisper, "I've got the collywobbles."

29. Snood
The fleshy, red, jiggly part of a turkeys neck. Also commonly referred to as the "dingly dangly turkey neck bit."

30. Vocable
The random syllables or noises that performers make when they're singing. Usually the "la's" or "na's" that contribute to the melody, but really don't serve a purpose otherwise.

31. Crepuscular rays
The rays of sunlight that break through the cloud layer.

32. Brannock device
The tool they use to measure and size your feet at the shoe store.

33. Zugzwang
When every possible move in a board game, particularly chess, is to your disadvantage. This can also happen while playing Connect Four and Tic-Tac-Toe.

34. Scroop
The sound made by silk in motion. You can hear it while wearing a ballgown, or simple by indulging in fancy pajamas.

35. Kummerspeck
A word based in German heritage which refers to weight gained while stress-eating, eating due to grief or using food to fix your heart. In German it literally translates to grief bacon, which I think it's pretty accurate.

36. Crapulous
You know the feeling when you eat or drink too much and find yourself sick or nauseated? Good thing there's a word for that, which also sounds like a word a third-grader made up to make fun of his playground crush.

37. Niddick
This is the technical term for the nape of your neck.

38. Ideolocator
The true name for the "you are here" marking on a map. These are commonly found in malls and zoos.

39. Peladophobia
This is the uncontrollable fear of bald people.

40. Arachibutyrophobia
The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth, which is ironic since this word certainly doesn't flow smoothly.

41. Zings
The posh name for your average hangover.

42. Biblioklept
A compulsive book thief or collector.

43. Aphthongs
Silent letters in words like "knife" and "Django."




Compiled by @uncleamashin on IG

Educative.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by peteruuu(m): 8:51am On Oct 20, 2019
alaricsaltzman:
Neatly used Tiger generator available for 18k only (negotiable)

Location: Ogudu, Lagos

Call: 08081734899

7k bro.

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Phones / Re: Motorola RAZR 2019 Foldable Phone To Be Launched On Nov 13 With 2,730mah Battery by peteruuu(m): 7:00am On Oct 20, 2019
Nice....
I'll like to have a this.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by peteruuu(m): 11:34am On Oct 19, 2019
Anyone with a flat screen monitor that can be hanged like a plasma TV for sale should pls quote me.
Thanks.
It's urgently needed
Politics / Re: Picture In History : Oyo State From 1955 To 2019 by peteruuu(m): 9:40am On Oct 16, 2019
Oyo town!!!

It is well!
Family / Re: A Cry For Help(pls Lets Help This Little Baby) by peteruuu(m): 10:22pm On Oct 13, 2019
fimi:
Pic

Just stumbling on this now.
How far bro?
Education / Re: ‘Boniface Igbeneghu Acted So Godly On Campus’ — UNILAG Student On Lecturer by peteruuu(m): 10:39pm On Oct 09, 2019
Actually, I've been studying on the book of judges in the Holy Bible, and I'm seriously learning from the story of SAMSON & DELILAH.

In short,


BEWARE OF FEMALE.

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Family / Re: My Only Brother Has Been Afflicted With Mental Illness Because Of Land by peteruuu(m): 7:00am On Oct 09, 2019
munarule:
I am a kind of person that don't believe in voodoo or jazz but with what is happening in my family now, jazz dey o. my only sibling (we were 3 in family though but our last born of 15yrs died last year) that was doing well in minna suddenly returned to village in Enugu and don't want to go back again.

My mum and some kindred took him to federal neuropsychiatric hospital Enugu where he spent one week and ran back to village. Though I spent over 60,000 during the period he was admitted there. We were thinking he will get better but he wasn't. A lot told us it is something spiritual. my parent visited some prayer house and they told them my brother is afflicted because they want to inherit my father's lands.

They went to a church today at Enugu and the pastor told them to bring 100,000 before he can do anything. is salvation not free again? my daddy has no amount of money and he already called me to send it which I won't send because that pastor sound so dubious. Giving him the money is not even the problem but what if he just collect the money and nothing changes?

If you know anywhere I can take my brother to in Enugu or Enugu axis please do let me know. He's my only sibling and I love him so much

Salvation is free. The price has been paid..without money. PM me, let's meet at abakpa Nike at Enugu. You do not need to pay for anything. The Lord has been faithful to us here as issues like this ate being resolved by God, and the strongholds of the darkness are being shattered. God bless you. I'm just seeing this right now. Shalom.
Religion / Re: "I Saw JESUS Inside TB Joshua’s Church!!!" by peteruuu(m): 4:09pm On Oct 05, 2019
Issa lie.

It's pure scam.

Quote me anywhere.

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Business / Re: TY Danjuma Quits As May & Baker Chairman, Daisy Danjuma Takes Over by peteruuu(m): 2:18pm On Oct 03, 2019
shocked

Ha!

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley: "Smoking Loud Makes Me Stay Happy And See Jeje" by peteruuu(m): 2:15pm On Oct 03, 2019
Nonsense and ingredients.

Repent or perish !

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Crime / Re: SARS Operatives Leave Boy To Fall After Chasing Him To Top Of 2 Storey Building by peteruuu(m): 6:24pm On Oct 01, 2019
#EndSars.

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Clashes With Kennedy Achee, A Cameroonian Over Refugees by peteruuu(m): 2:46pm On Sep 30, 2019
He calls himself an Apostle but, I honestly can't see him posses any attributes and the life of a True Apostle.

The Biblical preachers/Apostles weren't like this!

Beware!

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