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ademiller: Here's anoda, I MISS MY PERIOD.

how will u miss ur period just immediately after kpekusing. I no accept this one.

Mine is 'I DON DIE TODAY'

If u ask me who i go ask? I never see anything 4 kaduna oh?

Is it dat my Aunty at primary skul taught us d wrong tinz, or tinz has just change all ofa sudden...?
I was taught dat 'puss*y' is a cat
'Dic*k' is a name of a guy
'Coc*k' is a male fowl
'screw up' is to tighten sumtin using a screw driver.
'Ban*g' is a sound
'Joystick' is a game pad
'fork' is a cutlery
but wen any of diz is used dis dayz, it sounds disgusting..
Maka why my people?

For how much?

[quote author=big-t]This space is for sale!![/quote]how much? Come but y ar u selling this space?

A girl was dreaming dat she died, nd come back 2 earth as a chicken........ ­ .......
Den she bcome pregnant nd tried 2 lay eggs as a chicken........ ­ ...........
She pushed & pushed, then she laid d 1st Egg, shortly she laid d 2nd one, as she was pushing 2 lay d 3rd one,her Room mate came in and screamed....... ­ .
"Tina, Tina", wake up!!
U dey SHI*T 4 BED.

IBEXY: afortress I have sent you a mail.

Petokey, check the instructions I sent in the mail. In order not to upset nairaland mods. Lets discuss on my mail if you have any further questions.

that will be perfect

IBEXY: I sent you a mail.

i replied you back becos i have done the first step. Whats d next step

So let talk, petokey1@gmail.com

Am interested

My dear catholic faithfuls, as we enter a new calender year(season of advent) in accordance with our churches' doctrine, i pray that the blessings of advent will dwell in our household.
As we all know that the season of advent is a sign that the messaih is to be born. So as we prepare for the birth of our saviour, may God grant us Patient, hope, grace, faith and prosperity in all we do. Amen.
And my question is.
What is your new year resolution as a catholic?