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k2039: You would have suggested I don't talk at all, mtchew.

Y ar u angry?

Pidgin english is the only language where question and answer can be the same.
Eg:Q- Eba dey?
A- Eba dey..
Q- Mummy dey house?
A- Mummy dey house.

Please post your own if you are a nigerian,

How many words have you spoken this year?
Arnold Schwarzenegger only spoke 700 words in 'TERMINATOR 2' & was paid$15m.. *How much has ur words(gossip) fetched U from Jan to Dec ?

At dinner, a little
boy was ordered to lead in
prayer...
BOY- But i dont know how to pray
...DAD- Just pray for your family
members,
friends and neighbours, the
poor, etc
BOY- "Dear Lord" he started
Thank u for our visitors and
their children,
who finished all my
cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they wont come
again.
Forgive our neighbor's son, who
removed my
sister's clothes and wrestled
with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, pliz send
clothes to all
those poor
naked ladies on my daddy's
blackberry
and provide shelter for the
homeless men who use mom's
room when daddy is at work..
AMEN
…………………………
Can someone please tell me what will happen to Dinner after the prayer?

ATMC: testing aint no P so long as you do d drinking...

u too wicked. Na so u take hate me?

fleyboy02: Report him to Adam Oshomole

why?

See me see trouble, b'cos i sent N100 airtime to Namadi.
Presiden­t Gudluck Jonathan have been flashing me since morning. Pls advice me wat should I do?

ATMC: who told you? assumption d mother of all fuckkups...germs dey there joor

but hope u wil test before u give me tea?

Kaybaba20: lolz stolen joke

so what are u insuinating? That am an armless robber? Or internet crook?

ATMC: Kind of you, i'll put dettol for your tea, if i don't take care of you...

but germs no dey inside tea nah.

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UK used white chicken N1,220
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Deaf and dumb N610
Crippled hen (can't walk) N380
Black fowl N250
Contact me for your orders. What are friends
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will?