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[quote author=Foxy_Ultimate]First of all.. You gave me a wrong number, secondly, why would you do such a thing... Normally, you could have seen a text that would have blown you away. A pure masculine text, make una think wetin una want. No homo.




''He came to the world in diapers
After Mama and Papa straffed
In the night they sweated nd grunted
Working energetically on d creaking bed
Finally Papa scored a nice goal
His body reverbrated in a moan
Mama concealed the goal within
For finally she had taken in

Months later he kicked at her
His little fit sending pain tru her
When she ignored he clawed
Making her realized d dawn had come
Time to bring him out tru d pasage
Same way he had entad as a spilage
Now he had come out
Making his Mama shout

Years have gone and he had grown
Like the tree that was sown
He yielded fruits everywia he went
None place could resist his dent
The Kaduna niqqa had come
Making a mark in dz kingdom

Well... With age come wisdom...
I believe nd know now is the time
Go out there and show them
Papa nd Mama did not sweat in vain.



Happy Birthday Brotherly...

I will write your full name when I get it, you better beg me....[/quote] did u say wrong number?

Bt notwitstandin, thanks for your comment u just made my day to begin in a bright note, am greatful broda from another mother

ifyalways: Happy birthday to you.

thanks my dear, God bless

I enjoin everybody to join me as i mark my birthday.

For all those who are appreciating my work, those who has gotten angry with me already due to lack of constant updates, my friends, my readers even the silent once. Here is the time to show how much you love me.


Your birthday wishes for me will be more than gold to me.

And to my silent readers, it will cost little or nothing to just write 'happy birthday' at least,

am here waiting for your wishes my beloved ones.

Thanks and God bless.

If no be say in 2days time na my birthday i 4 wish u happy birthday. Sorry ko?

♥ True meanings of love ♥

»»» If you love her because of her
eyes, lips or body,
it is not "Love" it is "LUST"


»»» If it is because of her intelligence
or insight about life,
it is not "Love", its"ADMIRATION"


»»» If its because she cries every time you try to leave her, it is not "Love" it is "PITY"


»»» If its because she makes you
forget to study and sleep, it is not "Love" it is "INFATUATION"


»»» LOVE is,
When you do not know why you
seem to be attracted to a person.

»»» Love is when the heart sees
what's invisible to the eyes

»»» Love is when you really can't
explain how you feel about her
to her, but you can Explain it to
yourself

»»» Love has its reason and that
reason is UNKNOWN, "!!!

True or False?

One day A fustrated lady wrote...


Men!!!Men!!!Men ­ !!!
So complicated,
So confusing,
So hard to please.


If u try 2 pls dem, u re cheap.

If u make love (sex) to them, u're a Love Peddler.

If u don't, u re playing hard to get.

If u show dem u love dem, u're too emotional.

If u don't show it, u don't love dem.

If u give them attention, u're bugging them,

if u don't u're with other men.

If u demand for attention u'rea nagging woman,

if u don't u're not understandable

If u dress sexy, u're attracting other men

If u don't , u're awkward & local.

If u cook & wash their clothes u're desperate

If u don't, u're not a wife material.

If u go to club/party, u're too exposed

If u don't, u're naïve.

If u re beautiful, u can't stay wit 1 man

If u're ugly, u're not up to standard.

If u're independent, u're chasing men away

If u're dependent, u're a liability:

If u try 2 satisfy dem in bed, U're a sex addict

If u don't, u're making sex boring.

If u'r pregnant, u want to trap them:

If u're not pregnant, u're not a woman or might hv damaged ur womb

If u ask men for money U're too demanding

What do men really want?

Does that mean they don't even know what they want?

They can be so annoying!!!

GOSH!! please, answer dis question:
if u are a man pls be sincere,

WHAT DO MEN REALLY WANT?