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JallowBah: That is being naive.

so you think my dear, others think differently.

Joyland: Is that not referred to as "Mugu"?

Did u just say Mugu? Hmmm!

LOVE IS WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND
CATCHES YOU NAKED WITH ANOTHER
MAN AND TELL YOU
BABY DRESS UP LETS GO HOME.
Do you agree or disagree?

THIS IS True CRIME STORY
5 Friends lived in a room,
Their names are:-
Mad, Brain, Stupid,
Somebody, Nobody.
0ne day Somebody killed Nobody
That time Brain was in bathroom
Mad called police
Mad :- Is it police station?
Police :- Yes,wat is d matter?
Mad :- Somebody killed Nobody
Police :- R u mad?
Mad :- Yes, I m Mad.
Police :- Don't u have brain?
Mad: Brain is in bathroom
Police :- U Stupid!
Mad :- I'm not Stupid

One day, three Girls went
swimming in a Nearby Dam..
As usuall they undressed and
went on with their Business..
20 minutes later, a Middle
aged Man came and Stood
next to Where they Left their
Clothes..
The girls said, "what have you
come to see?
You are Unlucky because, we
woun't get out of this waters
till you Leave!"
and they started Drifting
towards the Deepest parts..
The man said, "I'v got
Nothing to Do with you, I just
Came to Feed the Crocodiles
in Here!"
what do you think was the
Reaction of this Girls..?
Hahahahahahaha

realsammie: u no see urself, that is y nobody comment on ur suppose joke. wat did u take us for, a kind of nursery kids..'NOTHING'

weldon u ar correct

A man was hungry and went to 'mai shayi' (men selling tea and bread). The following transpired btw the man and the mai shayi.
Man: u get loave of bread?
Shayi: yes
man: bring one; slice am two and put 2 sarchet of butter in btw the slice.
Shayi: (happy and tankin God 4 bringing customer, was just doing as he is told)
man: u get egg?
Shayi: yes customer
man: fry 20 egg put am btw the bread.
Shayi: okay customer
man: u get sadin 4 inside gongoni?
Shayi: yes customer everytin dey.
Man: put two gongoni inside the bread.
Shayi: okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, in his mind he wil make a lot of money 2day)
Man: u don finish? Oya press the bread for me.
Shayi: see am customer, i don prepare am finish.
Man: oya cut ten naira own for me.

Hahahahahahaha
if na you be mai shayi wetin u go do?

X is a seven letter word, baby likes X more than breast milk, the poor have X and the rich seek X from the poor. X is most important than your life but if you eat X you will die. What is X? If u get the answer i promise to give you the X.

Seun pls put this in the front page. Many people are really expecting this news.

No cut-off mark is announcedyet by the KadPoly Management, but you should know that there are 400 points to be score in the Post-UTME exams. Whateveryou see on the score is not apercent score but points/marks. Note again please, that the cut-off mark has not been announce, but if your score is not upto 160,which is 40%, there may be problem. Note also that THIS IS NOT A FACT, just use of logic. So until the Managementof KadPoly announce its cut-off, we wish you the bestof luck

Hey nairalanders, pls checkout this site and tell me what you think.
http://sedikadpoly.webs.com/ i wil like to know ur view.

Sodiq33: plz,dis result is ova wat?

just read carefully.

KADPOLY POST UTME AND ADMISSION 2012/ 2013
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THE LONG AWAITED KADPOLY POST-UTME RESULTS IS OUT!
check your result immediately by clicking the link below
OR you can visit Kadpoly website: You need your APPLICATION NUMBER OR JAMB REGISTRATION NUMBER to check it.
For now their are some network challenges so you need to be patient.
GOODLUCK!!

http:// www.kadunapolyte chnic.edu.ng/ web/Admission/Admission.aspx



2012/2013 ADMISSION OUT IN SEPTEMBER.

The Management of Kaduna polytechnic will release the admission of regular students on the polytechnic website as from the 20th September, 2012. Similarly, the admission exercise for Evening programmes is expected to take place from 10th - 14th September, 2012. The new Academic session will commence on the 15th October, 2012.

brokoto: so what exactly have you said now? did seriallink and i not get it or what? you got your 95% failure rate because you added to the people that failed it. nobody was claiming guru here. you are simply too proud to accept that you do not even know the answer. i'm not even in the field of maths or physics or computer. it's just simple BODMAS guy. accept it and close this thread, you bleeped up big time.

okay i have heard! Thread closed,!

Brokoto, thank u for insulting me. But do u know what is killing all of you?
Oversabi sabi. Una knowledge for algebraic sums, indices and calculus wit equations don dey make una feel say una be GURU.
Una dey claim guru, where una dey wey una mate dey win cowbel maths competitions.
This is a simple aritmetic 4 primary five pupil. The question is from LACOMB MATHEMATICS. How many of you know dat primary text book.?
This is d kind of question that is seen in bank's apptitude test for employment. Una go go there go dey form guru dey full paper dey get glorified zero. Una go say them no give una job.
Wey na una Bleep up.
Anyway! I learnt alot from u guys but the fact stil stands. My target of those that wil fail was achieved. Simple and short. Gbam! Period! QED!

234GT: @poster, you don say say everything, nothing wey we go add add join join again.

u no go blame me. Na so so think think i dey do dats y.

Seriellink, am ashame of you. The father of mathematics will b embarras wit ur argument. Abeg! Nairalanders, where this seriellink do him secondary school sef? Hahahahahahahahaha
abi na kornakorna N/P Sch.?