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seriallink: U don't even know the solution, see ur olodo calculation; there are only two -5 in the question, with five +5 and a 5*3 which is 15. Rearrangin' u'll have 5+5+5+5+5-5-5+15
Giving you 25-10+15
Which gives you 30 as the answer. QED I don't know how u got ur -20 ans. Simple addition and subtraction u no fit, Bullcrap

Bravo! But u ar wrong. Period. Am the ref in this game and ref hav the final say. Did i tel u to rearrange? Their ar many ways to solve this which wil give u a wrong ansa.
Not only bullcrap, its cowscorpion. Hahahahahaha

Chikk and linearity got it right. But for putin bracket before solving you ar disqualified meaning u ar wrong.
5+5 + 5 - 5 + 5 + 5 - 5 + 5 x 3= ?

Using bodmas, u simply do ur multiplication first.
5*3=15

so we have this 5+5 + 5 - 5 + 5 + 5 - 5 + 15
then u do ur additions and we will arrive at this.
15-15-20
subrating finally gives u negative 20(-20). QED

wow! Instead of 95% failure, i got a 100% failure. Una be olodo. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. SORRY NA JOKE O. May nobody insult me back oo.

One thing about naija is we like to do things on d double....we excel in double, fail in double as in d olympics, etc.... but today we r examinin how we spk in doble terms, yes we say things twice, like
*magomago, crycry, followfollow, yamayama, puffpuff, chichin
*kulikuli, wakawaka, moimoi, jedijedi, sharpsharp, yoriyori, gbomogbomo
*mumu, truetrue, borrowborrow, lielie, lailai, fearfear, touchtouch, talktalk
*holyholy, jigijigi, jagajaga, kiakia, mazamaza, scatterscatter, potopoto
*kabukabu, wuruwuru, palapala, worryworry,
even for my topic i wrote 'double double'
SEE AS U DE LAFLAF N I KNW SAY U 'LL RESEND THIS TO SOMEBODY: COPYCOPY!

And who told you guyz that bodmas works in every arithmetic. Una never see something be dat. Let me give time for others to try before giving the answer. I said it. Many people wil fail it.

5+5 + 5 - 5 + 5 + 5 - 5 + 5 x 3= ?
(I Bet 95% Will Answer It
Wrong ) Give A Try !!

Among the best nigerian musicians, psquare, 2face and banky w. Which of their love songs is the best. The one that can make a girl fall for you when you sing it to her?

A small truth to make our life 100% successful & meaningful
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to; 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K ;
8+1+18+4+23+15+ 18+11= 98%
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G +E;
11+14+15+23+12+ 5+14+7+5= 96%
L+O+V+E;
12+15+22+5= 54%
L+U+C+K;
12+21+3+11= 47%
None of them makes 100%
Then what makes 100%
Is it money
No!!!
Leadership
No!!!
A good job
No!!!
Beauty
No!!!
Swag
No!!!
Every problems has a solution
Only if we perhaps change our
"ATTITUDE"
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;
1+20+20+9+20+21 +4+5= 100%
It therefore means that our ATTITUDE towards life and work that makes our life 100% successful.
Amazing Mathematics!

How much is the scratch card?

FG LIKE HOLIDAY 2MUCH.

Heyy! Do u want me to become a slave to her becos am broke. And all this things you listed what made you won't spend doing them.?

I believ its one of those guys who has tried to bring down 2go by creating their own mobile messanger but 2go is til prefered by all. I believ they fabricated this story. I'm even feeling 4 innocent T.B Joshua. God wil catch u all dat are laying false allegation on dis man. I am doing 2go now, do u want to chat?

My name is Mrs Olajumoke Davis, I'm 35 years old and I've been married for the past 17 years.

For 17 years I've been praying for the fruit of the womb.
I and my husband have been to different hospitals for medical check up, but all to No avail. The Doctors said we are both fertile (meaning we can Both make babies).
I married my husband at age 18 while I was still a virgin.
My husband(Joshua) has always been there for me in everything, understanding and supportive in our trying times.
About 2 years ago, my childhood friend advised me on what to do....following her advice I remembered "Bayo" my 22 years old house help. Bayo has been with us since he was 8 years old, we treated him as if he was ours.

I started talking to him about his personal life. Few months later, my husband traveled to his home town to see his people, so I utilized the opportunity!
I locked Bayo in my room and begged him to have sex with me,He refused at first, then I threatened him that I would Send him back to d village....he later agreed, so we had sex 5 times b4 day break!
The next day my husband came back.
13days later, I Became pregnant, unknowing to Bayo that I was pregnant, I gave him 1million naira, told him to take d money and Go back to the village........the lil chap was Greatfully satisfied!
I eventually told my husband that I was pregnant and he instantly became the most happiest person in the world, he called his mother,updated them about the news and they started buying kid clothing and Toys.
Few months later we did scan and the doctors told us that it was twin.
Glory be to God, I gave birth to taiwo(female) and kehinde(male).
2 days ago, my husband woke me up in d middle of the night, held me close to his arms, looked into my eyes, and asked me "Jumoke, who is the father of our kids" I was shocked, scared that he must have known some how, I just knew he had known because of d way he asked me, I didn't know what to say, I was so shy bcus I knew I've betrayed his trust, I looked at his eyes and I burst into tears........
he then told me "jumoke, before u start talking, I have a confession to make" I cleaned my face and sat upright. he went ahead and told me how he had Unprotected sex with a girl in his village and contacted STD before he got married, and how he didn't treat it for a very long time, that eventually when he went to the hospital, the doctors told him that the std he didn't treat ontime had made him sterile(can't impregnate a woman)
He said he treated the STD b4 he got married to me, and he has always known that he was sterile, and that all those test we've been doing that he has been paying the doctors to give me a wrong result.
He also added that the woman he had sex with back then got pregnant and the child is BAYO our house help. he also went ahead by saying that he has always wanted to tell me to look for someone to impregnate me but he just didn't have the balls to do so.
But now that I have done it,he'll like to know who d father is.
"I fainted" what do u think Jumoke should say if she finally gain consciousness?

POST UTME CONFUSION!
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It has come to our notice thatso many people are still confuse about the banks where they sell the scratch card.
Cool down and read this carefully.
There is nothing like scratch card.
Just majestically walk to any bank close to you. Go to the costumer service table and tell them that you want to payfor post utme through E-tranzact to kaduna polytechnic. They will direct you to the counter where it isdone. After payment (N2000 plus, because they will add their own charges), you will be given a PIN, printed out on a slip or they might call it out for you to write down. The PIN is what you will use to commence your registration in kadpoly website.
Goodluck and dont be confuse again.
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The following information is amust-read for ALL PROSPECTIVE CANDIDATES who applied for ADMISSION THROUGH JAMB for the 2012/2013 Academic Session of Kaduna Polytechnic .
Candidates that chose Kaduna Polytechnic as their MOST PREFERRED or MORE PREFERRED INSTITUTION should NOTE that they shall be screened through a COMPUTER-BASED EXERCISE, starting from MONDAY 23RD JULY to SATURDAY 4TH AUGUST 2012.
Candidates, parents, guardians and the general public are to note that ability to read and click or move themouse on the computer are the only requirements forthescreening.
QUALIFICATION
i. To qualify for the screening, a candidate must have a MINIMUM of UTME score of
160.
ii. Correct UTME subject combinations as shown in the2012 UTME brochure.
REGISTRATION FOR SCREENING
Registration for the screening exercise will commence from Monday, 18th June and closes on Sunday 22nd July, 2012.
Candidates are to pay at ANYBANK, through the E-TRANSACT PLATFORM the sum of TWO THOUSAND NAIRA(N2,000) only, excluding bank charges.
Candidates are to apply the PIN (Personal Identification Number) obtained from the Bank to register online on the school website: kadunapolytechnic.edu.net ; and to print out their respective schedule slips containing date and time schedule for the screening.
The printout with affixed passport photograph of the candidate and a printout of the UTME result must be submitted on the day of the screening. Candidates MUST keep photocopies of all submissions for their own records.
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[quote author=bashy_demy]fly wey greedy na him dey follow corpse enter ground[/quote]corpse no be pigin. Na dead body

I trust them, how does it work? Guys pls shine your eyes

Jabioro: Too much talk! how does it work with bank and unbank,l beg make hm brief us.

God bless u! Good question

Curfew lifted from now (12:30)to 4pm today and also from 7am to 4pm from tomorrow within Kaduna metropolis (Chikun, Igabi, Kaduna North and Kaduna South) and between 6am to 6pm the remaining local govts.......Jus t Broadcasted by CommissionerOf Info. Kaduna State..

emmyitodo: @petokey....tnx for d info and update. though i heard about d adjusted curfew time n read it on d internet, real time and situations report is most invaluable at d moment. as at this very moment i feel stranded(in enugu) because of the unfortunate crisis. i stay and live in both kakuri and barnawa and will thus appreciate more updates

24 hours curfew is still ON. D Gunshot at sight order was given to soldiers.

onatisi: while all this is happening our president is busy selling cassava bread and having nice time with brazilian samba women only to come back and say that he is sad and that we must live the situation.i earlier pridicted it early this morning the MILITARY will soon take over.the writtens on glarinly clear

i also foresee a bloody coup too.

Winnerslfc: Our governor is kinda too dull... Y did he relax the curfew in the 1st place Dis has given room for deadly preparations.... Well 24hrs curfew is back pls stay indoor and alert.

NOTE: the "shoot on site order" has been given.
If u are found anywhere among crowd at dis time just know u may be shot dead by an army....
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED........

Good Luck......

add luck instead not good luck.

cogitoErgo: never stray away from xtian group and try nd be ready to defend yourself!

tanx

kheart: where in t/wada? Cos last time i check there re no xtians in tudun wada.

that must be last year u check.

Shoot on sight my foot.
Imagin when soldeir shoot no body is running. They have been over powered by the angry youth. The youth are using jaz. Bullets don't enter them.

afam4eva: Are you a Christian or a Muslim?

am a xtian

I think i have to stop running also join the youth and fight. I better die a worrior instead of being a coward. Pls sm1 advice me. Am in kakuri, a christian dominated area. Pls advice me.

Churches are been burnt down in Tundun wada kaduna. Pls call anybody you know in kaduna town i am dead serious.

Thank God for my live i survive. I wouldn't have been posting this.

Their is complete chaos in kaduna as a whole right now. Pls somebody pray for us.

Initially i posted that curfew in kaduna has been reverse to 24hrs. I apologise to all nairalanders for that wrong post. U won't blame me becos at that tension u wil believe any news that comes ur way. Am in a safe place now and kaduna is calm for the moment. I am sorry.

It has escalated to other flash point. Even this soldiers can not stop them.

A friend of mine staying in Nasarawa area of Kaduna told me he has run for his life. It was like an American war film in reality. Gun battle.