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Romance / Re: When A Girl Leaves A Guy With Six Packs For A Guy With Six Cars by PETRUCE: 1:52pm On Jul 13, 2016
Smellymouth:


Respekt too bruv cool

Pretty soon,am gonna create a meme thread[/b]and i'll tag you.. grin

Once again,i appreciate you..

[b]Respekt


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Romance / Re: Better Days Ahead by PETRUCE: 8:43pm On Jul 12, 2016
halfricanadian:


cry cry cry cry tank u

Cos av been crying im in class bt im in class bt cant eat cant listen cos i dont kno wat i did to deserve diabolic measures on me nd cheating

Tank u
There is no point to blame yourself forever, regret for a while and then move on.

Remember that this situation is not your final destination, one day you will be happy again and may be, even happier than ever!

No one deserves your cry dear
Romance / Re: Be Sincere!! What Would You Do In This Situation (pictures ) by PETRUCE: 8:20pm On Jul 12, 2016
I will pretend..as if i didnt notice it
Romance / Re: The Wrong Step I Took In Love. by PETRUCE: 6:07pm On Jul 12, 2016
halfricanadian:
Since january this year till dis moment u av kept me in serious agony

I dont know what a GF will do to her SUPPOSED BF thats says SHE IS THE WOMAN AFTER HIS HEART that he wud go diabolical just to purnish her for months now u purnish me diabolical i av kept it to mysef ur charms nd black magic u use to hurt thereby tellin me u truly love me wat u can't take for urself

I kno u av kids i hope ur baby mamas are reading this they berra start praying for ur children cos even d bible said that wen u go against God nd worshio oda gods hw wud bring a curse upon such a fellow even to the 4th generation


Thought u have move on....

We re sorry mama
Romance / Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by PETRUCE: 5:01pm On Jul 12, 2016
tongue tongue tongue

Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of The WEDDING Shot.... Pics by PETRUCE: 4:58pm On Jul 12, 2016
undecided undecided undecided

Romance / Re: 3 Over 6 Of What Evey Lady Want From A Man by PETRUCE: 2:13am On Jul 12, 2016
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Romance / Re: Let Us Play A Game, The Best Liar. by PETRUCE: 2:11am On Jul 12, 2016
halfricanadian:


lol i am nt seeing anything o pls o

Lies....she has seeen ur small banana......

I tot u even had plantain undecided
Romance / Re: Let Us Play A Game, The Best Liar. by PETRUCE: 1:17am On Jul 12, 2016
halfricanadian:


I av a bf tongue

But i dont want nl wahala in my matter

Bt i am married nd happy

Chisos


This is black lie.....
Romance / Re: Let Us Play A Game, The Best Liar. by PETRUCE: 1:14am On Jul 12, 2016
halfricanadian:


Im nt single tho i am married sef tongue


Stop it.....dats a blank truth
Romance / Re: Let Us Play A Game, The Best Liar. by PETRUCE: 1:13am On Jul 12, 2016
Seeeeee. Lies....


Choooi


In todays news....

A crowd of christians are doing night vigil inside shoptite

Romance / Re: I Dont Understand My Crush by PETRUCE: 12:31am On Jul 12, 2016
I will teach u hw to handle her...
When i wake up

Romance / Re: Let Us Play A Game, The Best Liar. by PETRUCE: 12:26am On Jul 12, 2016
halfricanadian:


Ur lie is musical it is a hit


Thanks thanks.....
Comes let do remix ft halfricanadian
Romance / Re: Let Us Play A Game, The Best Liar. by PETRUCE: 12:24am On Jul 12, 2016
halfricanadian:


shocked ur lie has wet dreams


Chisos sad sad sad shocked

Romance / Re: Let Us Play A Game, The Best Liar. by PETRUCE: 12:23am On Jul 12, 2016
My gf has found her period in my boxers

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Romance / Re: Let Us Play A Game, The Best Liar. by PETRUCE: 12:20am On Jul 12, 2016
halfricanadian:


Why is ur lie divided like this cant even find the L C M
Na just ximple addition oooh....


U dnt even know simple bodmas
Romance / Re: Let Us Play A Game, The Best Liar. by PETRUCE: 12:16am On Jul 12, 2016
halfricanadian:


Why u lying u tink u will enter heaven ni? With dat type of d*ck cheesy


undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Let Us Play A Game, The Best Liar. by PETRUCE: 12:14am On Jul 12, 2016
Do u know network speed is 10G in heaven....


halfricanadian u can go and confam
Romance / Re: Let Us Play A Game, The Best Liar. by PETRUCE: 12:10am On Jul 12, 2016
halfricanadian:



U cant even lie lemme help u lie

Ur d*ck is longer than banana island i saw it 4 yrs to come

Im nt lying



grin grin angry grin

Romance / Re: Let Us Play A Game, The Best Liar. by PETRUCE: 12:09am On Jul 12, 2016
RZArecta:
Our compound fence used to fly at night

Romance / Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by PETRUCE: 11:42pm On Jul 11, 2016
Sexxkillz:
Young man, girlfriends are Overrated. You're missing nothing. Most of the people you see walking round with their ladies are in serious pain and would prefer seeing their shadow next to them instead. . .

Take it, or, leave it.

Seconded
Romance / Re: Guys, Quit Texting "Hi" Or "How far? " by PETRUCE: 11:26pm On Jul 11, 2016
Koreslee:
Good points buh no good solution...

Romance / Re: Guys, Quit Texting "Hi" Or "How far? " by PETRUCE: 11:24pm On Jul 11, 2016
UndisputedBosom:
Ladies thread.....though am guilty of those tongue



At Op, how to you strike a conversation with entirely unknown person you added on fb without those....

Op ....oya teach us...
Romance / Re: Define The Term "Poor Boy" And Get Your Score. by PETRUCE: 6:22pm On Jul 10, 2016
prettythicksme:
Maybe he no understand my grammar broke+ass+nigga grin


Biko ..
No vex

Romance / Re: Define The Term "Poor Boy" And Get Your Score. by PETRUCE: 6:10pm On Jul 10, 2016
prettythicksme:
U see as dey poorboy dey run mouth?


No mind am...

Na ur school son grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Define The Term "Poor Boy" And Get Your Score. by PETRUCE: 6:09pm On Jul 10, 2016
Poorboy:
please i will call on another nairalander to remark your script.... I call on nairalander seeeeeeee


Op sef no no book..


Oya call the seeeeeker

Romance / Re: Define The Term "Poor Boy" And Get Your Score. by PETRUCE: 6:01pm On Jul 10, 2016
prettythicksme:
i comment,u come bend mouth. grin


No fhoblem grin > grin

Romance / Re: Check him out by PETRUCE: 5:59pm On Jul 10, 2016
fuckYouSeun:
op you need his koko, right he looks like a real nigga, he is definitely going to make you scream hard, your mb will be worth it

Romance / Re: Define The Term "Poor Boy" And Get Your Score. by PETRUCE: 5:52pm On Jul 10, 2016
prettythicksme:
no b u cause am with ur bend bend face.


See whose pointing fingers...



Oniro buruku
Romance / Re: My Thought?!! (i Need Yours) by PETRUCE: 5:51pm On Jul 10, 2016
jomagibs:

My thought? Kolo Don near ya house. I pity you
Pot calling kettle black
Romance / Re: Define The Term "Poor Boy" And Get Your Score. by PETRUCE: 5:43pm On Jul 10, 2016
prettythicksme:
Hehehehehe dont give him,he no give me mark. grin

Dnt mind him...
Gave me 0% out of jealousy tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Define The Term "Poor Boy" And Get Your Score. by PETRUCE: 5:03pm On Jul 10, 2016
prettythicksme:
Y not give the poor boy some amount of money from your dp? grin grin stingy guy.

He is too poor for my liking grin grin grin

Omo ijebu1

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