PETRUCE:

medal ke i prefer award to medal o

This is such a hard game, I don't know how to Lie at all

abbeyology88:



And u wan get mark for this? ?

no

TrapQueen77:
This is such a hard game, I don't know how to Lie at all

Awwww why is ur lie trap in d closet

I once chased a snake away from a neighbour's compound with a mango leaf. As it ran, the legs were touching its head. Even the fancy slippers it wore flew up the sky. I managed to get one leg while it wore one home

halfricanadian:

See ur lie no even hustle before e begin wear designers

lol

I laugh in oxygen laugh

Jobia:
When i was 13, NASA wanted to recruit me but my mum said NO.. She needed an extra hand in the kitchen

You and Lie

halfricanadian:


U for talk say ur house dey float for air ur lie is selling beans o

had a friend in high school we used to call the liar of egba land. You knew he was lying but you still had to believe him back then because he was more convincing than a person saying the truth

Jobia:
lol

I laugh in oxygen laugh

Me i eat carbon di oxide like eba nd soup

halfricanadian:


Which one of u is dying u or ur lie? Im confused

*Wakes up again*


Lemme go first.


Let my lie live.


And I will report u to the angels in heaven that u predicted my dicck to be longer dan Banana Island in d next 48 months which was d cause of my death.

My gf broke up wt me after 3 abortions on my 14th bday

Do u know network speed is 10G in heaven....


halfricanadian u can go and confam

abbeyology88:



*Wakes up again*


Lemme go first.


Let my lie live.


And I will report u to the angels in heaven that u predicted my dicck to be longer dan Banana Island in d next 48 months which was d cause of my death.

Why u lying u tink u will enter heaven ni? With dat type of d*ck

Two American submarines landed at the Lagos airport during last year's elections

halfricanadian:


Awwww why is ur lie trap in d closet

It wasn't trapped actually it's juz I dunno how to lie... The guilt and conscience are killing me


Oohh how to lie, tell me how to lie ?

halfricanadian:


Why u lying u tink u will enter heaven ni? With dat type of d*ck

RZArecta:
had a friend in high school we used to call the liar of egba land. You knew he was lying but you still had to believe him back then because he was more convincing than a person saying the truth

u wee fear lies dat can redeem ur soul

PETRUCE:
Do u know network speed is 10G in heaven....


halfricanadian u can go and confam

Why is ur lie divided like this cant even find the L C M

A girl met me and asked me to Bleep her, I told her I use to keep my d.ck at home guess wat my d.ck started shouting" You're lying You're lying"

Peacetemi:
See all these shameless people, you're competing for the best lie. I have never told a single lie in my entire life. Better be like me.

Mehn, go and suck on a banana...

TrapQueen77:





It wasn't trapped actually it's juz I dunno how to lie... The guilt and conscience are killing me


Oohh how to lie, tell me how to lie ?

Ur lie is ur step son is breeding more lies from external lies

U lie pass film trick

halfricanadian:


Why u lying u tink u will enter heaven ni? With dat type of d*ck

I will make sure u get me aroused b4 I go, so that I will get errection and my errection is always 3inches, u knw

Amma make heaven that micropenis Lols

RZArecta:
Two American submarines landed at the Lagos airport during last year's elections

Why is ur lie beautiful

Is it photoshopped?

abbeyology88:



I will make sure u get me aroused b4 I go, so that I will get erection and my erection is always 3inches.

Amma make heaven that micropenis Lols

im nt there o my liver no reach dat level am hail u

halfricanadian:


Why is ur lie divided like this cant even find the L C M

Na just ximple addition oooh....


U dnt even know simple bodmas

Jobia:
no

What if u get a mark from me

Last night... I got so high on cannabis I kpanshed the nyt in my room n came on the moon... [size=8pt][/size]

PETRUCE:

Na just ximple addition oooh....


U dnt even know simple bodmas

do i look like algebra for ur face are u a learner?

halfricanadian:


Why is ur lie beautiful

Is it photoshopped?

no, it models for Alexander Wang & Versace

halfricanadian:

im nt there o my liver no reach dat level am hail u

Lols

RZArecta:
no, it models for Alexander Wang & Versace

ur lie is really expensive cos it has a straight view

abbeyology88:





Lols

u are a boss im a bosset