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Look here vicks

Are you talking to me?    Shey you well so?  

You better tell your woman  to kneel down make you do something and poor out some tension from you body.

Your temperature dey very high and no be me go send you go hospital.  

Wetin be all these?

Another three points in the bag, now top of the table and good to see the teams blending well now.

bandely:
God let Drogba be substituted for Ngzobia!

Just checked your team so yes he will be substituted so 15 points for you. he is second on your substitute list and baptiste the first did not play today.

Na so una forget me for this business abi?

ritchboy:
Chei, no goal or assist for Gerrard. . . 2 goals conceded by Konchesky.

Ibime better start praying Elmohamady or Jones keep a clean sheet or it could be curtains for Borokiri Boyz FC.

Only possible if they play a goaless draw which is not possible.

Ibime:
Phil Jones and Elmohamady will cop me 12 points. Fenibeso will grant me victory.

Twas Fenibeso who told me to transfer Berba for Odemwingie costing 4 points. It was a deliberate ploy to show me that no matter how close I am to the brink of despair, Fenibeso will prove his power.

Hmm you should be very scared at this moment and if you scale this one u better watch your transfers. Your two remaining defenders are playing against each other so nothing like clean sheets i think. Eldee has 46 points from my calculations and more if they will give his players bonus points while you are on 41 points from my calculations. So pray that your two players give you the needed points to nick this one but it is dicey as they are both defenders playing on monday on the opposite side.

He be like say i dey smell jealousy hia

tanimz:

This is better i fit go sleep now knowing say we don settle the matter with the above. 

Then i go confirm say you no love like me or care about my well being.

Oya tell me make i know my stand and if na to go find another lover person wey go treat me fine.

Kobojunkie:
But this particular friend DID NOT CHANGE . . . . He has always been a terrorist.

If u want to call him a terrorist fine but he was not his friend because he was a terrorist. I believe okah initially stood for the emancipation of niger-delta hence the friendship but the same could not be said of him now hence the change in realities from friendship to foe.

I believe from beaf's point of view henry okah's is no more fighting for the emancipation of niger-delta so there was no point keeping the friendship anymore.

^^ wetin happen pikin?

tanimz:
I resemble doctor?

Which yeye illness I give you? You just like to dey mention my name abi?

Me no get kwata with your name but you . . so make u grow up and come cure me before the illness escalate to level 2 ooo . .

You guys are making a mistake . . . from the point of views of the Americans there are no permanent friends or enemies but permanent interests.

He might have been a fan of him in the past but when orkar changes to something different do u guys still expect him to be a fan?

I ask everyone here, if a good friend of yours suddenly becomes an armed robber or a kidnapper . . . will you still be a friend to him or her?

Change is the only constant factor in life and beaf has every right to switch his support for whoever he feels like based on the conditions in front of him and where his interest lies.

OMO IBO:
With the above comment, Okah is either a drowning man or he has been misquoted.

Thank you for rightly observing that . . . see the differences in the two interviews.  Even during the so called phone call to aljazeera the caller's voice was very shaky.

First Interview

Presidential aid called him.

Jonathan wants to put the blame on Northerners

Second Interview

Jonathan called me.

Jonathan wants to put the blame on his presidential rivals


This guy is a very cheap bloody liar and all this inconsistency will surely be used against him in the court room.

The chicken will soon come home to roast very soon and goodluck will be vindicated at the end of the day.

Na u no make me well na . . u better come my corner so u fit cure this silly illness self.

You well abi na fear dey catch you ni

E better self say u no know so make me keep am for that corner.

^^ Me nko?

There is too much diving in and pretense in this match.

Yes i really like it too but Barca is coming back into this game after that goal no thanks to Pablo for that miss of the decade.

I think at the club level, Chelsea, Rubin Kazan, inter and Hercules just to name a few really exposed a certain and consistent flaw in Barca's style of play.

At the national level Barca plays a similar kind of footie as Spain and we know what Switzerland did to them at the world cup, USA did same during the past confederations cup. The recent qualifying match which they won one zero also exposed this same flaw.

Valencia is using a version of that system against them if u look properly but i still believe Barca will nick this one at the end of the day and not forgetting the home factor.

LouisThoru:
which dam?

The flooding began last month when the Ogun River rose above its banks after the opening of a dam.

jmaine:
I like the part of your argument concerning regulatory laws needed to enforce compliance with environmental laws, A lawyer as the Minister of Environment is not just the best available option, Though we have environmental lawyers these days it is The Environment scientist who do the research and give out recommendations for compliance which the lawyers then put into papers to make it a law, and who told you that an environmental scientist can't interpret environmental laws, All environmental regulatory laws in Nigeria is an offshoot from the research data and indices from the environmental scientist, Now with this flood, who will best know how to handle it and give predictive solutions on how to avoid future occurrence , is it the law reading proffesional ? or the scientist who is conversant with the regulatory environmental law guiding Nigeria, we need to start putting professionals in their fields to do a good job and stop allowing faceless personal assistant to call the shotz, we need people who can be accountable for their actions and not mere figure heads in our parastatals, It's time we make contingency planning our watch word involving any socio-economic development and investment, Did the environmental impact assessment report of those enginneers predict that this scenario might occur, God protect those that are affected,

Thanks for the rejoinder and your analysis on the subject of who is the best candidate to be a minister. Well it is due to our system of education that we have people who are just so specialized in one professional field. In the west a degree in lawyer goes hand in hand with atleast another degree or a substantial education in another field other than law. Do you think it is not possible for a minister to be a lawyer and at the same time an environmental scientist?. I rightly said that other professionals will be working in that ministry like the environmental scientist you have pointed out. They can do their jobs and give advice to the minister who is a lawyer and i don't think because he is a lawyer that he will be a noob when it comes to environmental issues.

Lets take ribadu as the head of EFCC for example, do you think as the head of that organization that he has all the knowledge in every aspect as related to economic and financial crimes? Their are accountants, investigators, criminologist, cryptologist and many other professionals working in that organization. It is a team work and anyone who has a significant professional experience relation to that field or organization can be the head. No man is an island to himself so you will always definitely work with other professionals. I am in support for a lawyer as the minister of environment because we need policies, laws and regulations more at this stage and someone who knows his onions when it comes to enforcing them. This is my take though for now but i always welcome different angles to issues, we are all learning from each other.

mystikal:
Dem know the outcome already.

Make we no rush ask them the question oooo . . because if result change dem go erm bash u wella.

No activity for this kind first class match for here?

Premier League - Fizz leaves Rooney sponsorship deals

The Manchester United striker, 24, has seen a £300,000-a-year deal with Tiger Beer axed following the lurid claims about his private life.

The firm’s television advert, entitled ‘The Game Never Ends’, showed Rooney winning the last bottle of the beer in a bar with some sublime ball skills.

However it has now been withdrawn.

The news is another blow to the England international, who was previously ditched from a campaign by Coca-Cola – a development which has cost him £600,000 a year – following newspaper allegations of extra-marital affairs.

He is also under scrutiny for his form, which has suffered since an ankle injury picked up in the Champions League quarter-finals last year.

Having only scored one goal since for club and country, he seemed to openly defy United boss Alex Ferguson this week by refuting the Scot’s claims that he has been carrying an ankle problem this season.

Rooney has been left out of the last two United matches, and all eyes will be on Old Trafford this afternoon when they take on West Brom.

The question on everybody’s lips is: will Ferguson assert his authority over Rooney by leaving him out of the side, or play his star man?

Ferguson has ruthlessly dealt with player defiance in the past, as such luminaries as David Beckham, Ruud van Nistelrooy and Roy Keane will testify.
Eurosport

tanimz:
Mr. Adviser.

Thanks for the advice anyway, I do plan on getting a Ph.D, sometime in the nearest future.

I don offer to help am na, the rest remain for im hands now.

That's my babe girl . . come receive a pat on the back. I gbadun ya decision wella and 4 appreciating my advice.

Lol i know say u done offer but he get as we dey do am . . okija na ya bros so u no go expect am to do more than that in the public.

Shey you understand me so?

mykali:
Nani is my captain ooh. . .he is doing the deal abi?

Just half time and nani is already on 9 points so that is 18 for you, berbatov you better give me one goal or else.

tanimz:


So you no dey interested in me before, abi?

Anyway, I'm into geology, and not geological engineering. But same, same. What you said about having a master's degree in geology is very true. I heard (from a very reliable source) that very soon one would need a Ph.D to work in the field.

If that's information is true and very reliable then i think as you are still young with lots of energy and motivation, it will be better for you to accelerate your studies towards a phd degree. Don't forget to relevant training and work experience along oooo, make you no stay class room all your life.

But for now abeg make you help our only native doctor with your contacts, this is the beauty of network after all the jokes and tatafoeing

samoks:
Thats Naija for you,  when you instal a Lawyer as a minister of environment, what do you expect? putting square pegs in round holes,

Who is more appropriate to be a minister of environment if not a lawyer?   You don't realize that we need environmental policies and laws in this country? Any other expats in forestry, water resources and management, architect etc can be part of the ministry as well or even the minister. I am just trying to point it out to you that a lawyer as a minister of environment is not out of place and there will be expats in other professional fields working with him/her whose profession are related to the environment in one way or the other.

Back to topic:  Good that they have relocated the affected victims, so government should really look into this and find a lasting solution to this flooding problem in that part of lagos state. Hope this will be enough reason for the people of ajegunle and environs to see the point why the state government wants to move them permanently away from that place. Though i feel for them as well due to the outcomes of past projects like maroko and their cultural connection to that place.

^^

Hmm na when una internet play play thing graduate to true love abi una done carry am enter real life?

Guy gist me the full tori oo o o o . . . . she dey even jolly for namibia without you self? i laugh in namibiatilasis

^^^

You dey kneel down beg woman?

But as she be my sista . . . go ahead no problem.

Singing love wan ti ti . . loveuuuu wan ti ti.

Send ya pics to pharoh@namibia.com and pay 500 euros for processing fee to confirm the authenticity of ya pee- sure.

Idowuogbo:
@farra
u dis nautie sometin , pleasure u no , no i go pray on top mountain dem talk sey na namibia mountain God dey reach na i pick race
namibia men luk like hyennas black and ugly  (no offence )but always putting on a  killer smile  

Lol so u go for pleasure trip without ya husband blessing . . hope u never give am one of ya old wrapper tie ooo.

Next time make u hold ya element for body or at least u fit rent hot guys like i no one mention name sha.

So how long u go dey that side?

tanimz:
Oya, start clapping for yourself.

Which corner be that? You know say me I no dey do bad things.

Acada dey dia jare, I dey try. Yours nko?

You no well . . . na men like me go struggle finish come marry you put for house.

I no even know again how many percent of ya small head done sawa finish.

Mine dey go fine . . . just one give am my last effort jare. . .

Shey u like that yoruba film wey i show u that night?