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Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 5:20pm On Dec 07, 2009
I no dey tie human being na but only mad cow  grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 5:11pm On Dec 07, 2009
The people no complain say i dey hold them na cheesy
Computers › Re: Post Your Laptop Problems Here For Free Advice. by Pharoh: 4:50pm On Dec 07, 2009
tipsydude:
@ Pharoh

Tnx dude 4 d prompt response. I hav located d bootcamp stuff in my utilities folder and am on it right now. I really appreciate your response. And the macbook air possesses the optical drive. will be back if i need further assistance.
Okay good to hear and i think you will need a windows xp or windows vista/7 cd handy with you. You will also need blank cd's or the cd's giving to you by apple to install the drivers for the windows partition.

The following links should be of help to you.

http://lifehacker.com/384256/have-your-mac-and-windows-too-with-boot-camp

http://www.askdavetaylor.com/how_do_i_install_windows_xp_on_my_mac_using_boot_camp_1.html

http://manuals.info.apple.com/en/boot_camp_install-setup.pdf
Computers › Re: Post Your Laptop Problems Here For Free Advice. by Pharoh: 4:11pm On Dec 07, 2009
tipsydude:
@ Topic

mine ain't more of a problem than a challenge. am using d Macbook Air by Apple and I really need 2 get MS Office suite on it so I can view word docs sent 2 me. I would also like 2 install windows on it so I could run both OS simultaneously i.e. Mac and Windows.
You need apple bootcamp brother and if you want to use office on the mac then get microsoft office for mac. Here are some links to help you sha

http://download.cnet.com/Apple-Boot-Camp/3000-18513_4-93144.html?tag=mncol

http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=545748

But i think the air does not have an optical drive right?

You can also get boot camp from the utilities menu in your mac

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=345299.msg5065554#msg5065554 date=1260197022]With the first one, sometimes it just switches off and switches itself on again, and then says something about microsoft detecting a problem ; bluescreen, whilst the problem about getting the white screen when i switch the second one sometimes happens to the first one too, can i just link you up somewhere to drop them off to you abeg, i don't trust myself with taking the batteries off, i don't even know where the batteries are to start with embarassed[/quote]The battery is at the back of the laptop and i think you installed something recently thats not compatible with your windows hence the blue screen. So tell us the message for your blue screen so we can give the right solution.
Computers › Re: Internet Usage In Africa: Nigeria is Second by Pharoh: 3:58pm On Dec 07, 2009
whiteroses:
so its all false with misleading content? i knew its rubbish and some people are all worked up about it lol
Not misleading content but the analogy behind it is giving people false hope and making mockery of their praise singing.

Take egypt for example, we have a population twice than what they have and people are still saying we should have been more than them. They are overlooking the other stats which is, what percentage of this so called internet users makes up the total population of that country. I think if they had taken internet penetration percentage then Nigerians will be crying and not praise singing.

Just compare internet usage between china and togo? Hope you got it now grin
Computers › Re: Post Your Laptop Problems Here For Free Advice. by Pharoh: 3:40pm On Dec 07, 2009
Good Job guys and let me join you now in giving some solutions.
Computers › Re: Internet Usage In Africa: Nigeria is Second by Pharoh: 3:39pm On Dec 07, 2009
snowdrops:
The combined population of the countries on that list apart from Nigeria is 313 million.
Nigeria population 150 million
Do the maths
Leave them to keep on deceiving themselves grin

kobikwelu:
Insert Quote
This report is misleading. It should be internet usage per head of population; i am sure that would make us second from bottom


tell them ohhh!!! as usual we are rejoicing forgeting to see inbetween the lines.

considering our sheer weight in numbers,  the distance btw nigeria and others(put together) is meant to be lightyears.

if the poll were done by usage per head, we are sure to be flat last
Don't mind them jare grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 3:24pm On Dec 07, 2009
I no fit be father Christmas just to test other waters for here oo  grin

@Ben . . . Permit me to stick to my one and only saa wey no demand anything from me  grin
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? (remix) by Pharoh: 3:18pm On Dec 07, 2009
with who? grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 2:29pm On Dec 07, 2009
Ben what kind of demands ooo? Have you tried it before? grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Pharoh: 2:27pm On Dec 07, 2009
Very good just relaxing at home.

Is that your office? smiley
Forum Games › Re: What Do You Think The Person Above You Should Advertise? by Pharoh: 1:48pm On Dec 07, 2009
Wallpapers grin
Forum Games › Re: Who Are You Missing Today? by Pharoh: 1:47pm On Dec 07, 2009
patwhizkid:
Ehn? Werrin pharoh dey talk? I mizz yhu zmol. . .0.5%. Ota mi, shey yhu lurf d new e-mail wey i krate?
I go lyke da email If u Hazept ma hone 2 Patwhizkid . . Ore_mi4life@ymail.com grin

You no fit Hondaztand werrin pharoh dey talk 4 dia bkuz na veri koded mezzage grin
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? (remix) by Pharoh: 1:40pm On Dec 07, 2009
Which one do you think is best for moi? grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 1:38pm On Dec 07, 2009
lysaa:
i think Ben should explain it. angry
Why you dey vex na? You don see your missing pot of beans? sad

I don't see you much here anymore, whats happening? sad

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=327178.msg5063973#msg5063973 date=1260184332]I knw no o! tongue[/quote]You fit help us ask lysaa if she know who dey kolo for here self? grin

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=327178.msg5063973#msg5063973 date=1260184332]Am jst there jare! hw ya end?[/quote]My end is kool just waiting for the holidays

So how is Christmas going to be na? smiley
Romance › Re: Nàijågåls Dönt Cäll Their Mên! by Pharoh: 1:26pm On Dec 07, 2009
Zhahovic:
Guê$$ whät pip$, I göt bömbärdêd by løve txt$ fröm hêr tödäy, I tiñk $hê nêêds tö bê cuddlêd thi$ ñitê, Grr!
You should have known by now that most women are very lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: New Era Of Word Censorship On Nairaland by Pharoh: 12:01pm On Dec 07, 2009
This is a very good development smiley
Forum Games › Re: Between Your Legs: by Pharoh: 11:05am On Dec 07, 2009
Pweety4me:
Dat's wat he likes na u should see him 4 d other threads dat na d major tin he dey mention. . . cheesy lipsrsealed and u no fi find dat kind devilish tin between my legs ooo mind urself. . . angry tongue lipsrsealed

BYL i see my innocent hand toiling with something. . .
shocked tongue
Oh now i get who you were referring to, yeah he is crazy about that thing grin

grin [size=2pt]Your own is more than devilish self, he dey give me * * * * nights lol [/size] grin

@post

BYL i see my innocent eyes staring at something very lipsrsealed grin tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Nairaland Christian E-Fellowship by Pharoh: 10:52am On Dec 07, 2009
@grace5

Amen
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 10:50am On Dec 07, 2009
Na who dey kolo for here?
Romance › Re: Nàijågåls Dönt Cäll Their Mên! by Pharoh: 10:50am On Dec 07, 2009
Pweety4me:
@Poster i would advise u not 2 generalise because all 9ja gurls r not like dat. . .if your gurl no call u 2 call am na kini big deal?. . . cheesy tongue
The big deal is that he is footing the recharge card bill for both parties na tongue grin, make she even call once in a while to show appreciation.

@post

There are many possible reasons why she is not calling so just surf through all the replies you have gotten here and act on them.
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by Pharoh: 10:40am On Dec 07, 2009
Nice one there grin
Forum Games › Re: Who Are You Missing Today? by Pharoh: 10:38am On Dec 07, 2009
Pweety4me:
Hehe did u miss me? lipsrsealed
I just whispered the answer into your ears while you were sleeping tongue

patwhizkid:
Pharoh. .ota_mi4life@ymail.com
So U go Krate email 4me Ya breast friend? Dhat iz very wonderfulistic grin, Kum U no mizz moi? smiley


@post
I think i am missing that she on my head and she knows herself grin
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? (remix) by Pharoh: 10:28am On Dec 07, 2009
Are you asking me or she? cheesy
Forum Games › Re: Will You Marry The Person Above You? by Pharoh: 10:24am On Dec 07, 2009
Maybe after her deliverance from winch kraft grin
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? (remix) by Pharoh: 2:25am On Dec 07, 2009
Maybe it just skipped his mind cheesy

Can you help that brother out with the name lol? grin
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? (remix) by Pharoh: 1:39am On Dec 07, 2009
Is jes the name of the she? grin
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated Someone On Nairaland? Please Share Your Story. by Pharoh: 11:48pm On Dec 06, 2009
why that? lipsrsealed smiley
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? (remix) by Pharoh: 11:38pm On Dec 06, 2009
Do you know why she is asking?
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated Someone On Nairaland? Please Share Your Story. by Pharoh: 10:42pm On Dec 06, 2009
^^ My name is not [b]thomas na [/b]but it sure looks too good to be true. tongue I don't mind further evidence sha grin [size=1pt]I like better thing na but not a wild goose chase sha[/size] cheesy
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated Someone On Nairaland? Please Share Your Story. by Pharoh: 9:46pm On Dec 06, 2009
^^ Sweet is engaged now i guess tongue [size=1pt]but you, though i would like to doubt that pics sha [/size] cheesy grin

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