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Jokes Etc › Re: Car Trouble by Pharoh(op): 10:45am On Nov 13, 2009
She fit be lesfimale grin so oya stand outside the car while she do her thing with kunbee LOL grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: There Is Always Room For by Pharoh(op): 10:40am On Nov 13, 2009
2Direct:
Yes,  Why u dey ask me?
Na you my royal ambassador to Nigeria na  grin Oya do your Job cheesy

Kunbee:
Too long tongue
Get patience sweety Guys must shayo for my party before them start kunbeering na  grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Car Trouble by Pharoh(op): 10:30am On Nov 13, 2009
Kunbee:
Boring tongue
Take ya time oo  grin grin i go throw more no worry  tongue

aristole:
I also concour wd Kunbee
Hope you are not Kunbeering concurring with her at the back of the car  grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: There Is Always Room For by Pharoh(op): 10:23am On Nov 13, 2009
2Direct:
Na so she dey always do
Really? I be newbie sha anyway grin

[quote author=kody-licky link=topic=351035.msg4915468#msg4915468 date=1258100486]nice one

@ kunbee
wat has this pharoh guy done to u. his posts are either too long, boring or dry for u. abeg confess or . . . . grin grin grin[/quote]lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed Just passing by ooo grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: The Dakore Show: By Dakore Egbuson by Pharoh: 11:58pm On Nov 12, 2009
Deep Soul:

With this comment and with your profile pic, I'm so totally in love with you
If you don't see me anymore on Nairaland just know you are the one that made me to run MAD smiley.

Deep Soul:
[size=8pt][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][color=#006600]
The closest I can come to in following Pharoh's 'footsteps' is "THINK B4 U TYPE"
So, women in 9ja arent aware they should wash their faces, drink enough water and get enough sleep? LWKMD.
Inta-net. Chai. What shall we not see!
I would have gone the same route like you in correcting her but i know her very well. I have been civil with her in the past when correcting her but just felt like throwing a slight rebuke at her this time before correcting her. You can see from her replies to me that she doesn't take correction easily.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Abroad Remit $10bn Home In 2009 - World Bank by Pharoh: 11:32pm On Nov 12, 2009
Apart from money what about the goods and gifts we send home?
Family › Re: I'm So Confused by Pharoh: 11:19pm On Nov 12, 2009
Fhemmmy:
You people are mean oh
You think so check him out here for yourself lol cheesy https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=351095.msg4912746#msg4912746
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (remix) by Pharoh: 11:14pm On Nov 12, 2009
You don't like King Pharaoh shocked grin
Romance › Re: Ladies Give Ur Sincere Answer by Pharoh: 10:15pm On Nov 12, 2009
When there is life there is hope, God knows all things sad He alone can judge the robbers.
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (remix) by Pharoh: 9:56pm On Nov 12, 2009
Staring at cute moi grin
Sports › Re: Spain Vs Nigeria U-17 Semi Final. Nigeria Wins 3 - 1. by Pharoh: 9:51pm On Nov 12, 2009

Sports › Re: Spain Vs Nigeria U-17 Semi Final. Nigeria Wins 3 - 1. by Pharoh: 9:47pm On Nov 12, 2009
Fair Play Award

We have the lowest cards as a team

http://www.fifa.com/u17worldcup/statistics/teams/topcards.html

Sports › Re: Spain Vs Nigeria U-17 Semi Final. Nigeria Wins 3 - 1. by Pharoh: 9:36pm On Nov 12, 2009
Cristalz:
Borja is even above Emmanuel.
Emmanuel had berra rectify that on Sunday night.
Don't forget Nassim BEN KHALIFA and SUI Haris SEFEROVIC they are both from Switzerland and we are playing them on the final. They are both on 4 goals one behind sani emmanuel.
Sports › Re: Spain Vs Nigeria U-17 Semi Final. Nigeria Wins 3 - 1. by Pharoh: 9:26pm On Nov 12, 2009

Sports › Re: Spain Vs Nigeria U-17 Semi Final. Nigeria Wins 3 - 1. by Pharoh: 8:54pm On Nov 12, 2009
This is terrible  grin
Sports › Re: Spain Vs Nigeria U-17 Semi Final. Nigeria Wins 3 - 1. by Pharoh: 8:50pm On Nov 12, 2009
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Sports › Re: Spain Vs Nigeria U-17 Semi Final. Nigeria Wins 3 - 1. by Pharoh: 8:30pm On Nov 12, 2009
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Sports › Re: Spain Vs Nigeria U-17 Semi Final. Nigeria Wins 3 - 1. by Pharoh: 8:30pm On Nov 12, 2009
Sports › Re: Spain Vs Nigeria U-17 Semi Final. Nigeria Wins 3 - 1. by Pharoh: 8:26pm On Nov 12, 2009
What a miss  grin
Sports › Re: Spain Vs Nigeria U-17 Semi Final. Nigeria Wins 3 - 1. by Pharoh: 8:23pm On Nov 12, 2009
Goalllllllll  grin 2-0 Nigeria is leading
TV/Movies › Re: The Dakore Show: By Dakore Egbuson by Pharoh: 7:58pm On Nov 12, 2009
oge4real:
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You just made my day and may you reign long, Pharaoh! kiss
Thank you very much and you are very welcome, good to know i made your day. smiley
I will reign long on that throne even more than 3rd term self. tongue

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Sports › Re: Spain Vs Nigeria U-17 Semi Final. Nigeria Wins 3 - 1. by Pharoh: 7:40pm On Nov 12, 2009
We need another goal please.
TV/Movies › Re: Legend Of The Seeker Season 2 Is Out by Pharoh: 7:02pm On Nov 12, 2009
Family › Re: Must The Husband Be 100% Responsible For The Family Bills? by Pharoh: 6:44pm On Nov 12, 2009
stillwater:
Is it bacause I mentioned the issue of housework like cleaning the baby's poo, you guys don't want to do the 50-50 thing again? grin grin Just joking grin. You would be surprised how many of the new generation guys still have this belief, that kitchen chores is beneath them. I agree though it's the way their mothers trained them.
You know there are some routes guys don't want to think about when women mention these  domestic duties  grin grin. If you see any one try and talk to them to change and face reality or just send them to moi.

[size=1pt]You don't take prisoners? [/size] wink
Jokes Etc › Car Trouble by Pharoh(op): 6:22pm On Nov 12, 2009
There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work !?"

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Jokes Etc › Three Chineese Brothers by Pharoh(op): 6:03pm On Nov 12, 2009
Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu got sent back to China.

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TV/Movies › Re: The Dakore Show: By Dakore Egbuson by Pharoh: 5:42pm On Nov 12, 2009
timpaker:
angry angry haba, what a bad way to defend  angry angry
Sometimes it is good to do it the Nigerian way grin No vex jare he don pass he no go happen again next time. smiley
Family › Re: I'm So Confused by Pharoh: 5:36pm On Nov 12, 2009
Radiant:
Breaking news. . . .

Poster Has Been Grounded grin grin grin
Untill Further Notice By Honorable Radiant grin grin
Jokes Etc › There Is Always Room For by Pharoh(op): 5:31pm On Nov 12, 2009
"A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The students laughed.

The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

"Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognise that this is your life. The rocks are the important things - your family, your partner, your health, your children - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else, the small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks."

"The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal."

"Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

But then,

A student then took the jar which the other students and the professor agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer. Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar making the jar truly full.

The moral of this tale is: no matter how full your life is, there is always room for BEER!"

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Sports › Re: Spain Vs Nigeria U-17 Semi Final. Nigeria Wins 3 - 1. by Pharoh: 5:10pm On Nov 12, 2009
Kc0022000:
Swiss Vs Nigeria in the final grin
Bros abeg ooo easy make we beat spain first or what happend in 1998 will repeat itself again ooo.  grin

Today na our day no shaking we beat them in the last competition, time to repeat it again on our home soil.

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