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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the

Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance."

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A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween

night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her

husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and

pitchfork.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"I'm the Devil," she responded.

"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister."

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A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman looked puzzled. "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with beautiful tits like yours, my wife appears out of  nowhere"

Volume 2 coming out soon 

Pedro own don finish oooo 

Kudos bro it was nice.

^^ Are innocent guys included?

A well respected and popular lawyer was representing a rail company in a lawsuit filed by an old animal farmer. His most costly cow was missing from the section through which the rail company just built a new rail road. The farmer only wanted to be paid the fair value of his cow.
The case was scheduled to be heard in two weeks time.

The attorney for the rail company immediately cornered the old farmer and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the old farmer agreed to take half of what he was asking.

After the old farmer had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist boasting a little bit over his success, telling the old farmer, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I played a fast one on you there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the cabin-car when the train went through that section of your farm that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I fooled you!"

The old farmer replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young man, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that stupid cow just came home this morning."

Don't ask me the look on the face of the lawyer or his reaction ooo, i was not there.

2Direct:
Lyssa?  Oh my gawd! *dies*

Guy *wake up* we need you here.

lysaa:
now the day is ooooooover. Night is drawing nighhhhhhh. . .

Good News _{*Rubs hands together*}

I know you can feel the night now, is it a cold winter night by you?  

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=351048.msg4918683#msg4918683 date=1258128580]pharoh [/quote]Bros Na once you call my name ooo 

Am I? 

_{I see your private hand i really appreciate am.}

I think the guy dey speak in Igbolitongue

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=351048.msg4917143#msg4917143 date=1258114631]hmmm[/quote]Bros am I?

lysaa:
no na pharoh's pyramid i dey hawk. U need replacement?

Yeah I need a new one for my princess miss .

Women Underwear's

Lolly

"The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be".

Robert Fulghum

Nairaland Century

Oh i see, I am doing fine . . . . How was your day as well?

Wetin be studio?

Winsh kain moto? Na tokunbo or carriage or wheel barrow?

TBJ said we should pray so lets pray they win the match and Tunisia should loose.

D'banj and the Guy bending down beside mohits record's in the last picture.

When she knows fully what she is getting into and she is fully equipped to make it work.

When her decision is not born out of family, societal or peer pressure.

When she finds the right person that fits into her life almost perfectly.

^^ So you talk?

I thought you only use smileys and LOL

Me no read am finish na

I no get ass ooo  na Kunbass and kunbee-ass i get na 

Kudos bro

^^ Yeah thank you jor

Very Good please keep it up.

God save person from dirty mind oo

Boring

Pazola

Wonderful keep it up

Guy i be child of God na i don't know what is kumb, kunbee or kunbeering ooo 

You try guy

2Direct:
Excuse meee, Kumbeering what?

Kunbee come and answer this question ooo  

romsky:
Pharoh Na Egypt u come from?

Nah , I no come from there.

whitesturd:
Haha ha ha ha ha.laffs my sexy Arse off.
pharoh nice one u put here.never knew u were into jokes as well.

Thanks for laffing  and appreciating unlike that   , i am into jokes ooo but actually a newbie here sha