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About Badagry: rich culture, tourist attractions, low cost of living, quiet environment away from the hustle bustle of Lagos. Most importantly; one of the very few places in Lagos where you can live your house to work as early as 3am and nothing go happen....

About Owerri: clean little town, transportation is very cheap, BEAUTIFUL LADIES, weekends are worth hanging out, security is tight (it can be felt), good roads, connecting other eastern cities takes about 1:30 mins, good government, nice place to live in; above all steady power supply.

ibitomisi: Lol, Wo cares you quote him too.......
Lol!
I must sure pick up someone before the closing session.

lol. nice one

Ishilove: Lmao!! Though i don't believe this story, it is very hilarious

Who cares if you believe it.

Make una leave the man o. How much is #600 million compared to $20 billion stolen by Jona n his sister or compared to what Asiwaju n his Fash boy have looted from Lagos state.


Hypocrites.

APC = local thugs.
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No 2 ways about it

Sorry sire. Do I know you? Wetn concern me.
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My water don boil; na eba sure pass o

We can't eat without inviting at least one person to join the table; she calls me often, I call her often; we both enjoy giving out. She loves me, I love her.

Na money police de find. nothing else.

so. wetn I go come do na

PINK FM: AVIATION MINISTER; WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?

AVIATION MINISTER: THIS IS AN ACT OF GOD.

Dyt: What's with the band on her finger?
Na only me see am?

illuminati

Touched by d holy g.host

WATCH OUT NIGERIANS. LUCKY COW MILK ON THE WAY.





FLIES TO INDIA...

Ranchhoddas: If there's one thing i've learnt about dreams-don't take them seriously and you'll be alright.

U will just take ur already envisioned death for granted. Seems the phone is smarter than u

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NAIRALAND NO BE SURULERE.

kambo: The poverty mentallity of the average poster here.
The combined cost of his two cars is less than $1m dollars.
This in a wrld where tobacco and porngraphy companies drug barrons cruize around in 3 figure million dollar jets and yatchs . No nigerian pastrs wealth makes international headlines.
Talkg of lootg the tithe and offerg and robbg ppl blind.
Its now impossible for God to prosper his ministers?
This is just a million dollars. Just a million.
And after 30 years..
Sure to a person in d country its a mind buggling sum but thts to ppl here.
Its nothg wen u place d amount on an international wrld scale.
If he stole it let God judge.
Wat wud happen if any pastor was wrth a $100m+ . He'd b lynched. A $1m collection and ppl want to kill themselves with envy.
Is too much for God to bless a man up to tht level?
The devil is givg his own ppl with more thn tht and theyr wrshppg him at d expense of their souls.

U KNOW NOTHING. BY THE TIME U GET TO KNW SOMTIN. THESE PASTORS MUST V WRECKED U BLACK N BLUE.

A PASTOR BUYS A CAR AT 120,000,000 NAIRA TO MARK HIS 30TH YEAR AS A BORN AGAIN N 33,000,000 WORTH OF AN SUV FOR WHAT SO EVER REASON.

* A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN IS HUMBLE, DOESNT CONDEMN OTHER FAITHS.

* A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN IS NOT PROUD. DOES NOT INTERFERE IN D ACTIVITIES OF D GOVT.

* A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN IS NOT EXTRAVAGANT N WASTEFUL FOR IT IS A SIN BEFORE GOD.

* A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN KEEPS TO THE STATUTE OF CHRISTIANITY. MARRIES ONLY ONE WIFE TIL DEATH.

* A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN DOES NOT BOAST OF HIS ACHIEVEMENTS. LET GOD DO THE SHOW OFF.

*AS A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN. HEAVEN REJOICES WHEN A SINNER IS CONVERTED. HOW MANY SOULS HAVE U WON FOR CHRIST? DO U PONDER ON WHERE U'D SPEND ETERNITY?

BY THEIR FRUITS WE SHALL KNOW THEM.

IT WILL BE A SHAME TO FIND OUT THAT HEAVEN DOES NOT RECOGNIZE U. SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS TAKES NO ONE TO HEAVEN.

ITS NOW MADE IN CHINA

IM REALLY TIRED. THIS AFTERNOON AFTER A HECTIC DAY AT THE OFFICE. WEN IT WAS TIME TO GO HOME. THE WHOLE OF IKOYI TO OBALENDE WAS BROUGHT TO A STAND STILL FOR 3 HOURS ALL because SAMBO WANTS TO PASS THE ROAD.

maggilove: Prostituition but thank God i traced my steps back quickly.

wow. hapi for u my dear.

its a battle of the fittest. we all do crazy tins to have our way

WETN CONCERN ME... THE PHONE NEVA ENTER NAIJA U DON DE KILL URSEF.



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RED CARPET HIGHWAY TO THE SPIRIT WORLD. AND A GUINESS SPIRIT WORLD RECORD " FIRST MAN TO DRIVE A CAR IN THE SPIRIT WORLD".




I GUESS THIS IS OVER CIVILIZATION.

otijah: mtcheewwww. Not funny, try something else

E DE PAIN U? KILL YOURSELF.....

trolling: @phavosky...why u dey quote all the verses na, the whole chapter doesn't apply to Syria only

na u write am? if u no like am, no read am. SHIKENA

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...AND THE BIBLE RECORDED IT IN ISAIAH CHAPTER 17.

1 The burden of Damascus. Behold, Damascus is
taken away from being a city, and it shall be a
ruinous heap.
2 The cities of Aroer are forsaken: they shall be for
flocks, which shall lie down, and none shall make
them afraid.
3 The fortress also shall cease from Ephraim, and
the kingdom from Damascus, and the remnant
of Syria: they shall be as the glory of the children
of Israel, saith the LORD of hosts.
4 And in that day it shall come to pass, that the
glory of Jacob shall be made thin, and the fatness
of his flesh shall wax lean.
5 And it shall be as when the harvestman gathereth
the corn, and reapeth the ears with his arm; and it
shall be as he that gathereth ears in the valley of
Rephaim.
6 Yet gleaning grapes shall be left in it, as the
shaking of an olive tree, two or three berries in
the top of the uppermost bough, four or five in
the outmost fruitful branches thereof, saith the
LORD God of Israel.
7 At that day shall a man look to his Maker, and his
eyes shall have respect to the Holy One of Israel.
8 And he shall not look to the altars, the work of his
hands, neither shall respect that which his fingers
have made, either the groves, or the images.
9 In that day shall his strong cities be as a forsaken
bough, and an uppermost branch, which they
left because of the children of Israel: and there
shall be desolation.
10 Because thou hast forgotten the God of thy
salvation, and hast not been mindful of the rock
of thy strength, therefore shalt thou plant pleasant
plants, and shalt set it with strange slips:
11 In the day shalt thou make thy plant to grow, and
in the morning shalt thou make thy seed to
flourish: but the harvest shall be a heap in the day
of grief and of desperate sorrow.
12 Woe to the multitude of many people, which make
a noise like the noise of the seas; and to the
rushing of nations, that make a rushing like the
rushing of mighty waters!
13 The nations shall rush like the rushing of many
waters: but God shall rebuke them, and they shall
flee far off, and shall be chased as the chaff of the
mountains before the wind, and like a rolling
thing before the whirlwind.
14 And behold at eveningtide trouble; and before the
morning he is not. This is the portion of them
that spoil us, and the lot of them that rob us.

GET ONE THING STRAIGHT... CHINA, RUSSIA N OTHER SYRIAN ALLIES WILL NEVER ATTACK THE U.S IF A STRIKE IS CARRIED OUT ON SYRIA. THE ONLY THING RUSSIA WILL DO IS TO SELL WMD's TO IRAQ, WHICH WILL BE DONE WITH JITTERY N FEAR OF THE U.S.ITS A GAME FOR THE BIG MILITARY SPENDERS... ISREAL ON THE OTHER WILL ALSO TAKE ON ANY COUNTRY THAT STANDS IN THE WAY OF THIS OPERATION COS WILL REGARD THEM AS ENEMIES..

REASONS WHY THE U.S WILL WIN THIS.

1. IF THE ANNUAL MILITARY BUDGET OF THE U.S IS CUT BY HALF, IT STILL SURPASSES THE MILITARY BUDGET OF THE ENTIRE G75 COUNTRIES.

2. RUSSIA N CHINA ARE JUST TRYING TO BE HEARD. THEY WONT TRY TO STOP THE U.S IF A STRIKE SHOULD TAKE PLACE.

3. BACKED BY FRANCE, BRITAIN N ESP ISREAL. THEY R A FORMIDABLE FORCE TO RECKON WITH.

4. IT WILL BE A 'NO BOOT ON GROUND OPERATION' JUST LIKE EGYPT... A TOTAL AIRSTRIKE WILL BE CARRIED ON ASSAD HELD TERRITORY. THATS THE EASIET N MORE DISASTROUS TACTIC.

5. WITH THE PRESENCE OF U.S IN THAT REGION AN ENEMY STRIKE WONT BE A HARD TASK.

azibit: 1. After burial, the grave tightens up and presses the dead.

2. It presses the Muslim like a mother holds a child. It presses the Kaafir (infidel) to the extent of crushing them, like the left side bones end up on the right side.

3. When the people leave after burial, the dead hears the footsteps.

4. At that time, two Angels called Munkar and Nakeer come ripping through the earth. Their faces look very fearful and scary. Their bodies are black in colour. They have green and black eyes, which are very large in size popping out, like the Jinn's eyes and they are made of fire. Their hair is very scary and long from head to toe. Their teeth are very long with which they rip through the earth. They wake up the dead shaking and rattling them.

5. With great strength with a deep voice, they ask these three questions:

a. "MAN RABBUKA" meaning "Who is your Lord?"

b. "MAA DEENUKA" meaning "What is your religion?"

c. "MAA KUNTA TAQUL FEE HAJAR RAJL" meaning "What did you use to say about this person?"

If the dead person is a Muslim, he will reply as follows:

a. "RABBALLAH" – "My Lord is Allah."

b. "DEENIL ISLAM" – "My Religion is Islam."

c. "HUWA RASOOLULLAHE SALLALHO ALAIHI WASSALLAM" – "This is Allah's Messenger, He has been embraced with Allah Ta'ala's Mercy, greetings to him."

6. Now, a Voice from the skies will be heard saying: "My servant has said the truth. Lay the tablecloth of Paradise for him. Give him clothes from Paradise to wear and open the doors of Paradise (Jannat) for him." The cool air and the sweet fragrance of Jannat will continue to come and wherever the eyesight can reach, the grave will be made wide and large. Angels will say: "Sleep like a groom sleeps". All this will be for the good pious Muslims.

7. For the sinful, there will be punishment according to their sins.

8. This punishment will continue for a time. Then from the prayers of the pious or from "Esaale Sawaab" (good acts performed by people for the dead's forgiveness) or from prayers for their forgiveness or simply from the Mercy of Allah Ta'ala, this punishment will stop. Then, there will be relaxation.

9. If the dead is a Kaafir, then he will not be able to answer the questions and will say "HAA HAA LADRI" meaning "Shame for I know nothing'". Now a caller will shout: "He is a liar, lay the table-cloth of fire for him, and give him clothes of fire to wear and open the doors of Hell (Dozakh) for him, from which the heat of Hell will reach him." There will be two Angels allocated to him to give him punishment and will hit him with great big hammers. Big scorpions and snakes will also bite him. All different kinds of punishment will continue until the Day of Resurrection.

ABEG. WHERE DID U HEAR THIS KIND STORY... .hohohohohohho hehehehehehehehehehe kikikikikikikikikikiik

iv not died before, so I dont know...