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PoliticsRe: I’ll Ban Importation Of Rice, Tomato If Elected –Buhari by Pheals(op): 6:21am On Feb 03, 2015
harrysterol:
u cheesy cheesy cheesy smokers are liable to die young
life is tu short bro
PoliticsFG To Release Forensic Audit Report On NNPC This Week by Pheals(op): 6:12am On Feb 03, 2015
President Goodluck Jonathan on Monday formally received the report of forensic auditors engaged to carry out a detailed investigation into the activities of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation.

An accounting firm, PriceWaterHouse, was last year hired to carry out the exercise following an allegation by the former Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, Lamido Sanusi, that $20bn was not remitted to the Federation Account by the NNPC.

Sanusi, who is now the Emir of Kano, had written a letter to Jonathan that $49bn was not remitted to the Federation Account by the NNPC.

But following the controversy which the letter generated, a committee was set up to reconcile the account.

Sanusi later recanted and said the unremitted fund was $12bn. He later again changed the figure to $20bn.

The Nigeria Country Senior Partner of PriceWaterHouse, Uyi Akpata, on Monday presented the report to the President on behalf of the firm saying, “It is a privilege for us to have carried out this exercise on behalf of the government and I hope that you will find this report useful.”
Akpata did not give any insight into the forensic report.

In accepting the report however, Jonathan noted that the media and indeed Nigeria would be interested in the findings.

To this end, he directed the Auditor-General of the Federation to study the report and make the key highlights public within the week.

He said, “There has been so much of controversy over this NNPC and leakages or no leakages. I remember the Senate has also looked into it, it is also good that you professionals have also looked into it.

“What appears in the papers and the speculations is also very high, the figures that I cannot even imagine the country will make is being bandied in the newspapers.

“So, I am quite pleased that you have undertaken the forensic audit. Though it is voluminous, I will give it to the professionals.

“In government work, there are people that have the statutory responsibilities to handle such assignment which is the Auditor-General of the Federation.

“So, the Auditor-General will look at it and within the week, let us have key highlights because the media will want to know the key findings vis-a-vis the Senate’s findings and figures being bandied around in the newspapers
www.punchng.com/news/fg-to-release-forensic-audit-report-on-nnpc/
PoliticsRe: I’ll Ban Importation Of Rice, Tomato If Elected –Buhari by Pheals(op): 6:10am On Feb 03, 2015
harrysterol:
make him ban cigar wetin concern me cheesy I d campaign for my own orijin na, campaign for ur own cigarette grin
me cigarette! Like is tu short :-D commandment 11 thou sick nt smoke
PoliticsRe: I’ll Ban Importation Of Rice, Tomato If Elected –Buhari by Pheals(op): 5:24am On Feb 03, 2015
harrysterol:
This man wan ban everything? Abeg mke him no ban orijin o grin grin
xo dat matter yours mouth wat abt cigarette
PoliticsRe: Gombe PDP Thugs Deface APC Billboard But Leave Buhari's Picture Intact (pics) by Pheals(f): 5:21am On Feb 03, 2015
Every body want change now
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Rolls Out Voice Call Feature. by Pheals(f): 5:16am On Feb 03, 2015
Mtn mb will now be costly now
PoliticsDon’t Threaten Danjuma, ACF Warns Tompolo, Dokubo by Pheals(op): 4:39am On Feb 03, 2015
The northern socio-political organisation, Arewa Consultative Forum, has warned Niger Delta ex-militants not to threaten a former Chief of Army Staff, Gen. Theophilus Danjuma (retd.).
The northern group said neither Danjuma nor any citizen of the country for that matter should be threatened with attacks by the ex-militants, who have been threatening fire and brimstone should President Goodluck Jonathan loses the February 14 presidential poll.
The ex-militants had threatened to attack Danjuma’s business interest in the Niger Delta for daring to ask that security agencies should arrest leader of the Niger Delta Peoples Volunteer Force, Mujahid Dokubo-Asari;and other ex-militants.
Dokubo-Asari, Victor Ben Ebikabowei a.k.a Boy Loaf; Government Ekpudomenowei, a.k.a Tompolo and other militants had, during a meeting at the Bayelse State Government House, vowed to unleash violence on Nigerians if Jonathan failed in his re-election bid.
They said any attempt to unseat the President would be seen as a direct affront to the Ijaw nation.
The ACF said it viewed the threat by the ex-militants as not only a direct affront on Danjuma but on the President Goodluck Jonathan-led Federal Government.
National Publicity Secretary of the ACF, Muhammadu Ibrahim, in a statement in Kaduna on Monday, said, “ACF and indeed all Nigerians hold Gen T.Y. Danjuma, former Chief of Army Staff and Defence Minister in high esteem, as a revered patriot, elder statesman and a philanthropist of repute who fought for the unity of Nigeria and has continued to play this fatherly role even in his old age.
“ACF will therefore not accept any threat to his person or business assets or to any law-abiding citizen by any group or individuals in the name of militancy.”
The northern body therefore asked security operatives to take urgent steps to avert what it described as “ugly consequences” of war threats by the ex-militants.
Danjuma had penultimate Wednesday asked the Federal Government to as a matter of urgency arrest the Niger Delta ex-militants who threatened war in the country if Nigerians failed to re-elect Jonathan.
Danjuma spoke at the inauguration of Kwakwasiya City in Kano.
He had said, “You should arrest Dokubo-Asari, Tompolo, Boyloaf and other Niger Delta militants for making reckless statements, which in any way does not mean keeping Nigeria as one entity and creating war situation.
“Those were reckless statements coming from irresponsible individuals; they should be condemned and be arrested immediately.”
Neither President Jonathan nor the Federal Government has reacted to the threat by the former militants.
The ACF warned that nothing must tamper with the business empire of Danjuma because there was nothing wrong with his call for the arrest of ex-militants that had been threatening the peace of the entire country.
The ACF reminded the ex-militants that the President was not elected by Nigerians in 2011 based on threat or intimidation from any section of the country.
It stressed, “ACF wishes to remind the Niger Delta militants that President Jonathan did not ascend to his present position through threats and intimidation, but rather through democraticmeans of canvassing for votes without any form of molestation throughout the length and breadth of Nigeria in 2011.
“The same process the President and other candidates vying for the office shall go through to emerge as Nigeria’s President in 2015 and not through intimidation, threats and ultimatum.
“ACF therefore views such threats and intimidation by the ex-militants as an affront not only to Gen. Danjuma but an attack on a democratically elected Federal Government of Nigeria, over which President Jonathan presides.
“It is also an open challenge to the nation’s security agencies, especially the Nigeria Police Force, the Department of State Security and even the Nigerian military that are responsible for maintaining law and order and any form of internal and external aggression against Nigeria.
“ACF hereby calls upon the Federal Government to urgently take necessary steps and contain this emerging threat to national security by Niger Delta ex- militants to avert any ugly consequences.”www.punchng.com/news/dont-threaten-danjuma-acf-warns-tompolo-dokubo/
PoliticsBuhari, Jonathan Campaigns Clash Over Debate by Pheals(op): 4:33am On Feb 03, 2015
The Presidential campaign of the All Progressives Congress and its Peoples Democratic Party counterpart on Monday clashed over the refusal of the former to honour an invitation to hold a live debate on national issues.
According to the APC presidential campaign, its candidate, Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), was turning down an invitation to hold a debate with President Goodluck Jonathan because there were more serious campaign issues.
The APC campaign explained that its candidate was commencing a series of town hall meetings across the nation as part of his deliberate strategy of campaign ahead of the February 14 presidential election.
This was contained in a statement signed by the APC presidential campaign Director of the Media, Garba Shehu.
He explained that Buhari and his running mate, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo would interact and explain directly to citizens the policy thrust of their envisaged administration and how the set objectives would be achieved.
The statement said the town hall meetings which started in Lagos on Monday, with a robust interaction between Buhari/Osibanjo and the Organised Private Sector would be taken to other parts of the nation.
According to him, the party is compelled to chart this course because of the compelling need to have person-to-person interactive sessions during which pertinent questions will be posed to the candidates and responses provided.
In response, the PDP Presidential Campaign Organisation said it condemned the contempt with which the APC presidential candidate had held Nigerians with his consistent refusal to participate in live television debates with President Goodluck Jonathan.
The spokesperson for the PDP presidential campaign, Femi Fani-Kayode, in a statement in Abuja said Buhari’s decision to shun another debate organised by the Newspaper Proprietors Association of Nigeria and Channels Television was despicable.
He urged Nigerians to ensure the rejection of Buhari at the poll as a just recompense for his action
www.punchng.com/news/buhari-jonathan-campaigns-clash-over-debate/
PoliticsI’ll Ban Importation Of Rice, Tomato If Elected –Buhari by Pheals(op): 4:28am On Feb 03, 2015
The presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Maj.-Gen. Muhammad Buhari (retd), on Monday said if elected on February 14, he would ban the importation of basic items like rice and tomato in order to enhance local production of the products.

He also said his administration would focus on agriculture, mining, infrastructure and job provision at the top of its economic agenda.

Buhari, who gave a summary of how he intended to revive the economy in a meeting with the Organised Private Sector in Lagos, said his government would place emphasis on three key issues of security, tackling corruption and reviving the ailing economy.

The meeting, which had all the key members of the APC in attendance, was hosted by the Lagos State Governor, Mr. Babatunde Fashola.

“How can Nigeria be importing virtually everything? How can we be importing even tomatoes? If I am elected, basic items like rice and tomatoes, which we have the capacity to produce, will be banned from being imported,” Buhari said.

The APC presidential candidate said his commitment to the Nigerian people would be governed by the highest consideration for how his policies would create jobs.

He also said he would focus on the provision of infrastructure such as power and roads.
Buhari, who said he agreed with the current administration on the privatisation of the power utilities, however, said there would be a need to also privatise the transmission segment.

According to him, the privatisation of the power sector has yet to achieve the desired result because after the handing over of the assets to private investors, the hard work to connect the various parts of the power chain, supply gas, install transformers and complete substations has not been done.

He added, “Our studies show that we will require no less than 200,000 trained personnel to support the initiative to provide power and light up Nigeria.

“Apart from the inherent direct employment that this will give, the reduction in the cost of production, the savings from self-generation by Nigerians, who currently spend a lot of their income on purchase of diesel and petrol to generate their own electricity, will reduce the burden on their disposable income.”

An existing plan to build a refinery in Lagos will be supported by the Federal Government, according to Buhari.

Another area of infrastructure investment that will receive attention, according to him, is road and highway construction from one end of the country to the other.

He said his administration would concentrate on roads and highways that linked the states, while state governments would be expected to connect their respective areas to the highways.

Buhari said, “Road construction alone will unlock value chain of opportunities for construction companies, builders, engineers, architects, quarry operators, cement and iron rod producers and suppliers.
“The successful opening up of Nigeria by the construction of new roads and highways will revive road transport, truck manufacture, tyre manufacture as well as engine oil and brake pad production on one hand. It will also create a demand for job for mechanics, drivers and those engaged in transport support businesses.“We expect a revival of all the interstate economies to thrive across Nigeria, providing support to travellers by way of canteens, restaurants, farm produce etc.”

He, however, said because corruption was affecting the performance of the economy, he would tackle it headlong if elected into office.

According to him, the alleged $20bn missing crude oil proceeds, which was estimated to be equal to about N4.2tn, were nearly a year’s budget.

He said with N5m per vehicle, the amount could provide 840,000 patrol vehicles to help improve on the security of towns and villages across the country.

The APC presidential candidate also noted that the amount could provide 311,000 buses that could revolutionise the transport sector of the economy.

He said, “If the average cost of generating one megawatt of power is about $1.5m (excluding gas and distribution costs), $20bn would have brought us over 13,333MW of power. What a difference that will make in the country!
www.punchng.com/news/ill-ban-importation-of-rice-tomato-buhari/
PoliticsWho To Vote For(must Read!!!) by Pheals(op): 6:57pm On Feb 02, 2015
Who to vote for GMB or GEJ?


See those who want to take over nigeria

Gmb
general show us your certificate or you pull over
use other time it was tinubu & his chicagogate scandal
-we asked for muhammadu,he gave us mohamed
-we asked for his certificate,he gave us statement of result
-we asked for northern region,he gave us katsina state
-we asked for cambridge,he gave us neco &waec
NIGERIANS! BEWARE OF THIS SYNDICATE vote wisely

gej>i assure you of fresh air in nigeria VOTE FOR ME #2011

is this the fresh air that GEJ promised?
-#1.7trillion fuel subsidy said to fake oil marketers
-10billion allegedly used to hire private jets by the minister of petroleum resources
-21.27billion illegal donations to finance gej's 2015 presidential campaign in flagrant violation of section 221 of the 1999constitution
-800million immigration job scam!
-32.8billion police pension fraud
-83billion($533million)malabu oil scam!
All those responsible for there heinous crimes are walking free today because we have a president who sees corruption as different from stealing?
DON'T CORRUPTION DESTROY NIGERIA!
NIGERIANS,DO WE REALLY WANT TO RE-ELECT GEJ WHO SUPPORTS CORRUPTION? Let's stop corruption with our votes!
PoliticsRe: "N30 Trillion Is Missing Under You"- Former CBN Boss Fires Back At Okonjo-iweala by Pheals(f): 7:05am On Feb 02, 2015
Jst tell us <in the time of jonaaa>so so is missing shekena
EducationRe: List Of Common Nigeria Misused And Incorrect English by Pheals(op): 4:59pm On Feb 01, 2015
Tout- this word as been misused many times! Some one who disturb the peace of other people ,naughty, or behave in a silly way ,someone with bad character is called A Lout Nt a tout

food seller-it is called food vendor not "food seller"

Indomie-its a brand name its is calle "noodles" golden penny noodles can not be called indomie unless you want to get INDOMIE NOODLES all is not indomie

"birds of tHE same feather...." it is BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER

fish seller-it is fish monger

"provision container"-it may not be a container but it is called KIRK

PROPERTIES-it is property it can not be properties

garium- its is called garri nt garium

dis-virgin- there nothing like called dis virgin it is deflower

machine-there are many machine not only the one use for transport but for the one use for transport it is "motor bike"

st james's-its wrong (st james')correct

baaf-it is bath

quaya-very wrong it is called choir

flit-insecticide
EducationRe: List Of Common Nigeria Misused And Incorrect English by Pheals(op): 4:58pm On Feb 01, 2015
Tout- this word as been misused many times! Some one who disturb the peace of other people ,naughty, or behave in a silly way ,someone with bad character is called A Lout Nt a tout

food seller-it is called food vendor not "food seller"

Indomie-its a brand name its is calle "noodles" golden penny noodles can not be called indomie unless you want to get INDOMIE NOODLES all is not indomie

"birds of tHE same feather...." it is BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER

fish seller-it is fish monger

"provision container"-it may not be a container but it is called KIRK

PROPERTIES-it is property it can not be properties

garium- its is called garri nt garium

dis-virgin- there nothing like called dis virgin it is deflower

machine-there are many machine not only the one use for transport but for the one use for transport it is "motor bike"

st james's-its wrong (st james')correct

baaf-it is bath

quaya-very wrong it is called choir

flit-insecticide


yearly anniversary-wrong(anniversary) anniversary is a yearly event no need of adding yearly

junior/senior-u can only have both in school or workplace but for siblings its younger/elderly
EducationRe: List Of Common Nigeria Misused And Incorrect English by Pheals(op): 4:46pm On Feb 01, 2015
Radionic-does repairing radio tv etc are also known as engineers

flit- some also called all insecticide "raid" its wrong

anniversary-is been misused "YEARLY ANNIVERSARY" IS wrong anniversary is a yearly event ,no need of adding yearly

an european man" it is wrong it is "a european man" the pronunciation is "jeuro" nt "euro" in oral english

ma-clean- is a kind of tooth paste brand name so its informal to be use for all kind me tooth paste

extra tire- its wrong (spare tire)correct

junior/senior-you can only have junior or senior in school ,work place etc siblings can be YOUNGER /OLDER

JANZ-CALLING DRUM set such name is wrong

Globe-its called "bulb" . Calling it globe is very wrong

fannimorous-this is not an english words ,so its incorrect. it was just a slang invest in nigeria in which up coming generation are now using

"......press my cloth"-to iron a cloth is not to press it this is incorrect

ragolise-this is also wrong ,it is called "table water" also known as bottle water

hold up/go slow-both were incorrect its "bad traffic" when the tGlobe-its called "bulb" . Calling it globe is very wrong

fannimorous-thisraffic is good then its good

toast- its impossible to TOAST a girl.it was not also correct to be used in such sitation.the word toast as many meaning,eg toast-bread ,you can only woo a girl

gala-gala is a brand name of a "beef /susage roll" and their many type of all this snack type so to call it in general it is a beef-roll

minerals-its not possible to drink MINERALS,THEY are harmful substance eg petrol kerosine etc also minerals resource like gold /silver its is calle BEVERAGES nt minerals

Read math-some student do make mistake of this ,you can only work out math

ear piece-its called ear phone,why some people thought "ear piece" is different but this is wrong its not

drop-this word is always been misused it is impossible for "human being to drop from a vehicle" you can "get off the car"

escort-this is also been misused "to escort a friend of yours out" is wrong ,you are not a security agent only security agent do escort.you can accompany him/her out

kid- this is informal to be use for human being its mostly use for goat young ones !

Charging point- its called "charging port"

"in my bed" -you can't be in the bed it is "on my bed"

garage-this is also been misused ,GARAGE is a place where vehicle are park in a specific building or house,while MOTOR PARK is where u can get a bus or car when travelling

miss call- "i saw your miss call" is very wrong! Who miss the call? Was it not you? Then why saying "your" it is I SAW MY MISS CALL,THEN i NOTICE IT WAS YOU"

talkless-its wrong (let alone)correct
EducationList Of Common Nigeria Misused And Incorrect English by Pheals(op): 4:43pm On Feb 01, 2015
NOTE IF ANY WRONG LET ME KNOW NO ONE IS PERFECT OR ABOVE MISTAKE

Tout- this word as been misused many times! Some one who disturb the peace of other people ,naughty, or behave in a silly way ,someone with bad character is called A Lout Nt a tout

food seller-it is called food vendor not "food seller"

Indomie-its a brand name its is calle "noodles" golden penny noodles can not be called indomie unless you want to get INDOMIE NOODLES all is not indomie

"birds of tHE same feather...." it is BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER

fish seller-it is fish monger

"provision container"-it may not be a container but it is called KIRK

PROPERTIES-it is property it can not be properties

garium- its is called garri nt garium

dis-virgin- there nothing like called dis virgin it is deflower

machine-there are many machine not only the one use for transport but for the one use for transport it is "motor bike"

st james's-its wrong (st james')correct

baaf-it is bath

quaya-very wrong it is called choirRadionic-does repairing radio tv etc are also known as engineers

flit- some also called all insecticide "raid" its wrong

anniversary-is been misused "YEARLY ANNIVERSARY" IS wrong anniversary is a yearly event ,no need of adding yearly

an european man" it is wrong it is "a european man" the pronunciation is "jeuro" nt "euro" in oral english

ma-clean- is a kind of tooth paste brand name so its informal to be use for all kind me tooth paste

extra tire- its wrong (spare tire)correct

junior/senior-you can only have junior or senior in school ,work place etc siblings can be YOUNGER /OLDER

JANZ-CALLING DRUM set such name is wrong

Globe-its called "bulb" . Calling it globe is very wrong

fannimorous-this is not an english words ,so its incorrect. it was just a slang invest in nigeria in which up coming generation are now using

"......press my cloth"-to iron a cloth is not to press it this is incorrect

ragolise-this is also wrong ,it is called "table water" also known as bottle water

hold up/go slow-both were incorrect its "bad traffic" when the tGlobe-its called "bulb" . Calling it globe is very wrong

fannimorous-thisraffic is good then its good

toast- its impossible to TOAST a girl.it was not also correct to be used in such sitation.the word toast as many meaning,eg toast-bread ,you can only woo a girl

gala-gala is a brand name of a "beef /susage roll" and their many type of all this snack type so to call it in general it is a beef-roll

minerals-its not possible to drink MINERALS,THEY are harmful substance eg petrol kerosine etc also minerals resource like gold /silver its is calle BEVERAGES nt minerals

Read math-some student do make mistake of this ,you can only work out math

ear piece-its called ear phone,why some people thought "ear piece" is different but this is wrong its not

drop-this word is always been misused it is impossible for "human being to drop from a vehicle" you can "get off the car"

escort-this is also been misused "to escort a friend of yours out" is wrong ,you are not a security agent only security agent do escort.you can accompany him/her out

kid- this is informal to be use for human being its mostly use for goat young ones !

Charging point- its called "charging port"

"in my bed" -you can't be in the bed it is "on my bed"

garage-this is also been misused ,GARAGE is a place where vehicle are park in a specific building or house,while MOTOR PARK is where u can get a bus or car when travelling

miss call- "i saw your miss call" is very wrong! Who miss the call? Was it not you? Then why saying "your" it is I SAW MY MISS CALL,THEN i NOTICE IT WAS YOU"

Radionic-does repairing radio tv etc are also known as engineers

flit- some also called all insecticide "raid" its wrong

anniversary-is been misused "YEARLY ANNIVERSARY" IS wrong anniversary is a yearly event ,no need of adding yearly

an european man" it is wrong it is "a european man" the pronunciation is "jeuro" nt "euro" in oral english

ma-clean- is a kind of tooth paste brand name so its informal to be use for all kind me tooth paste

extra tire- its wrong (spare tire)correct

junior/senior-you can only have junior or senior in school ,work place etc siblings can be YOUNGER /OLDER

JANZ-CALLING DRUM set such name is wrong

Globe-its called "bulb" . Calling it globe is very wrong

fannimorous-this is not an english words ,so its incorrect. it was just a slang invest in nigeria in which up coming generation are now using

"......press my cloth"-to iron a cloth is not to press it this is incorrect

ragolise-this is also wrong ,it is called "table water" also known as bottle water

hold up/go slow-both were incorrect its "bad traffic" when the tGlobe-its called "bulb" . Calling it globe is very wrong

fannimorous-thisraffic is good then its good

toast- its impossible to TOAST a girl.it was not also correct to be used in such sitation.the word toast as many meaning,eg toast-bread ,you can only woo a girl

gala-gala is a brand name of a "beef /susage roll" and their many type of all this snack type so to call it in general it is a beef-roll

minerals-its not possible to drink MINERALS,THEY are harmful substance eg petrol kerosine etc also minerals resource like gold /silver its is calle BEVERAGES nt minerals

Read math-some student do make mistake of this ,you can only work out math

ear piece-its called ear phone,why some people thought "ear piece" is different but this is wrong its not

drop-this word is always been misused it is impossible for "human being to drop from a vehicle" you can "get off the car"

escort-this is also been misused "to escort a friend of yours out" is wrong ,you are not a security agent only security agent do escort.you can accompany him/her out

kid- this is informal to be use for human being its mostly use for goat young ones !

Charging point- its called "charging port"

"in my bed" -you can't be in the bed it is "on my bed"

garage-this is also been misused ,GARAGE is a place where vehicle are park in a specific building or house,while MOTOR PARK is where u can get a bus or car when travelling

miss call- "i saw your miss call" is very wrong! Who miss the call? Was it not you? Then why saying "your" it is I SAW MY MISS CALL,THEN i NOTICE IT WAS YOU"
RomanceRe: Help!!! Am So Confused And Frustrated Right Now by Pheals(f): 8:53pm On Jan 31, 2015
Give her a baby as she request no be free ah
EducationRe: Nigerians Misused & Silly English With Their Correction by Pheals(op): 7:03pm On Jan 31, 2015
Yustash001:
Hmmm...professor...Are you telling me there's nothing like ''in my bed''.. undecided....mind you ear-piece is different from ear phone...
it is only "on my bed"
EducationRe: Nigerians Misused & Silly English With Their Correction by Pheals(op): 7:12am On Jan 31, 2015
bastien:
I no sabi English but I never fail am,i can't speak good English or write good English, but know how to tackle am for exam



Big mistake na people make,especially

Talkless instead of let alone
yea u are correct nothin like >"talkless of""
EducationNigerians Misused & Silly English With Their Correction by Pheals(op): 10:47pm On Jan 30, 2015
-reading math> was it possible to read maths ? No u can only work maths ~

drop>" i want to DROP,DRIVER park> how can u drop when u are not a tin ? U are a living human being

chemist> using this may not seem bad but calling a pharmacist a "chemist" or going to a pharmacy to get a drug now calling chemist

hospital> why is some people calling it "hospitul" for God sake

kid> does were my kids" was your children goat! Kid is informal to refer to your child its normally used for goat young ones

ear-piece>what does this means its called "ear phone"

"in my bed"-well its a popular song lyrics but u can be in the bad >you can only be on the bed <note>

escort>some people use this in a wrong way <you want to accompany some one out u said "let my escort u" are u a security agent

charging point>so wrong it is "charging port"

any mistakes or corrections let me know <learn more >in correcting nigerians bad english> here is another one www.nairaland.com/2115535/must-read-nigerians-crazy-english you can add yours
Jokes EtcRe: If Jesus Was A Nigerian by Pheals(f): 6:24am On Jan 30, 2015
Wat do u mean? Jesus cnt be a nigerian nt possible abeg stop jesus joke
PoliticsRe: bI Trust Yemi Osinbajo. He's Absolutely Reliable - Pastor E.A Adeboye by Pheals(f): 5:55am On Jan 30, 2015
Is this news! It aint new to us
EducationRe: MUST READ!! Nigerians Crazy English & Their Corrections by Pheals(op): 5:47am On Jan 30, 2015
sweettease:
I don't know about mineral but soft drinks dey dictionary abeg. Americans call it soda but that isn't the only usage of the word soda.

Also number 18, I agree Nigerians hardly use the verb 'bathe', it's mainly the noun 'bath' they use and you trying to correct that didn't even use it correctly, it's supposed to be bath and not bathe in your example. The verb is different from the noun e.g
'Where did you have your bath?' and 'where did you bathe?'
thanx for yr correction bro
EducationRe: Is This Student Dumb Or Smart? (Picture) by Pheals(f): 9:31pm On Jan 27, 2015
Chisos ! Xo we ave such intelligent student &our country stil stay.. Omg ! Were is my scholarship files
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by Pheals(f): 8:25pm On Jan 27, 2015
zonax:
"Let is father rule"
You sef don do your own. Lol
we ar rulers of today nt tomorrow abi make her father pack away
EducationRe: MUST READ!! Nigerians Crazy English & Their Corrections by Pheals(op): 8:23pm On Jan 27, 2015
jacqo:
OP,petrol,kero or disel is not a mineral cos it can not be represented by chemical formular. Minerals are iron,gold,tin etc and can be represented by a chemical formular.
its a mineral resource now guy check it out pls
EducationRe: MUST READ!! Nigerians Crazy English & Their Corrections by Pheals(op): 8:22pm On Jan 27, 2015
dustydee:
Too many errors. Please if you must correct others, ensure you minimise your mistakes too.
thanx i love wat u said nt lyk does ....
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by Pheals(f): 9:05am On Jan 27, 2015
olipee:
shocked See grammar biko
abeg leave me wit my gun shot lol jst cover yr head
EducationRe: MUST READ!! Nigerians Crazy English & Their Corrections by Pheals(op): 8:48am On Jan 27, 2015
lirusehn:
your mistakes wont let me take you serious.
what my mistake o >no one is above that
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast Zahra Buhari For Making Mistake While Defending Her Dad by Pheals(f): 8:44am On Jan 27, 2015
toxiflam:
Are you Buhari's daughter?
I can see you have a lot in common
Which one be " let is father rule
lol no vest bro! Am nt supportin any1
EducationMUST READ!! Nigerians Crazy English & Their Corrections by Pheals(op): 7:23am On Jan 27, 2015
Nigerian as got the worst part in english let note this ! And correct my mistakes let me know if am wrong in any

1.Gala-this very wrong ! Imagine someone trying to get "rite,meaty,biggy" etc saying i want to buy gala this is very wrong it is called "beef roll"

2.soft drinks or /minerals- both are wrong we suppose to increase our english,no one can drinks minerals ! However theirs so many types of minerals ,minerals are "petrol diesel, kero' etc" it is call "beverages"

3.Garage-you are going somewhere<traveling>u said am going to "garage to get a bus" not garage but "motor park" garage is a place near your house where u park your vehicle

4."miss call" note this u pick up your phone after been ringing for some minutes call back and u said "i saw your miss call so i call u back" who miss the call was it not u so why saying "i saw your miss call" its "i saw my miss call & i notice it was you, so i call back"

5.tout-if we found some silly english we need to consult if dictionary calling some one rude a tout is very wrong, bad english ! Its is "LOUT"

6.food-seller-too bad!how can u say food -seller, its food vendor pls note this

7.indomie-how can u send your kid out to get u "indomie" u want to buy the brand name or the company! Its is "noodles" what if your kid return with golden penny noodles " was that indomie

8."bird of THE SAME feather flocks together-imagine an english teacher said this! Well the correct one is "birds of a feather flocks together" pls note

9.fish-seller- no one is above mistakes ,and every one needs correction if am wrong let me know it is "fish monger"

10.hens-- very wrong why hens why not fowls ! When their cock or absent of cock ! Cattle

11.properties- very wrong it renamins property! Property cant be single or plural it remains property

12.garium- calling "garri" garium is very wrong

13.dis virgin!- i have n't found this in my dictionary its "deflower" correct this

14.tost- tost as a meaning so check your dictionary ! U cant say u wanna tost a gal very wrong! When she is not a BREAD u can only woo her

15.machine-machine are many most equipment use in industries are machine why calling "motor bike" machine ! Was it transport machine

16.globe- which globe type ? When you bought it was globe written on it ? Well its "bulb" check this

17.use of 's :is-"st. James 's anglican" church- very wrong ('s) means "is"

18."baaf" -calling your kid "come & baaf o" too bad we it is "come &take your bathe"

19. Quaya- am i wrong is that not what you call choir in your church but if am wrong with the spelling let me know

20. Radionic- i have nt found this in any dictionary & is very wrong! Does repairing all this things are also engineers

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