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President Goodluck Jonathan on Monday formally received the report of forensic auditors engaged to carry out a detailed investigation into the activities of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation.www.punchng.com/news/fg-to-release-forensic-audit-report-on-nnpc/ |
harrysterol:me cigarette! Like is tu short :-D commandment 11 thou sick nt smoke |
harrysterol:xo dat matter yours mouth wat abt cigarette |
Every body want change now |
Mtn mb will now be costly now |
The northern socio-political organisation, Arewa Consultative Forum, has warned Niger Delta ex-militants not to threaten a former Chief of Army Staff, Gen. Theophilus Danjuma (retd.). The northern group said neither Danjuma nor any citizen of the country for that matter should be threatened with attacks by the ex-militants, who have been threatening fire and brimstone should President Goodluck Jonathan loses the February 14 presidential poll. The ex-militants had threatened to attack Danjuma’s business interest in the Niger Delta for daring to ask that security agencies should arrest leader of the Niger Delta Peoples Volunteer Force, Mujahid Dokubo-Asari;and other ex-militants. Dokubo-Asari, Victor Ben Ebikabowei a.k.a Boy Loaf; Government Ekpudomenowei, a.k.a Tompolo and other militants had, during a meeting at the Bayelse State Government House, vowed to unleash violence on Nigerians if Jonathan failed in his re-election bid. They said any attempt to unseat the President would be seen as a direct affront to the Ijaw nation. The ACF said it viewed the threat by the ex-militants as not only a direct affront on Danjuma but on the President Goodluck Jonathan-led Federal Government. National Publicity Secretary of the ACF, Muhammadu Ibrahim, in a statement in Kaduna on Monday, said, “ACF and indeed all Nigerians hold Gen T.Y. Danjuma, former Chief of Army Staff and Defence Minister in high esteem, as a revered patriot, elder statesman and a philanthropist of repute who fought for the unity of Nigeria and has continued to play this fatherly role even in his old age. “ACF will therefore not accept any threat to his person or business assets or to any law-abiding citizen by any group or individuals in the name of militancy.” The northern body therefore asked security operatives to take urgent steps to avert what it described as “ugly consequences” of war threats by the ex-militants. Danjuma had penultimate Wednesday asked the Federal Government to as a matter of urgency arrest the Niger Delta ex-militants who threatened war in the country if Nigerians failed to re-elect Jonathan. Danjuma spoke at the inauguration of Kwakwasiya City in Kano. He had said, “You should arrest Dokubo-Asari, Tompolo, Boyloaf and other Niger Delta militants for making reckless statements, which in any way does not mean keeping Nigeria as one entity and creating war situation. “Those were reckless statements coming from irresponsible individuals; they should be condemned and be arrested immediately.” Neither President Jonathan nor the Federal Government has reacted to the threat by the former militants. The ACF warned that nothing must tamper with the business empire of Danjuma because there was nothing wrong with his call for the arrest of ex-militants that had been threatening the peace of the entire country. The ACF reminded the ex-militants that the President was not elected by Nigerians in 2011 based on threat or intimidation from any section of the country. It stressed, “ACF wishes to remind the Niger Delta militants that President Jonathan did not ascend to his present position through threats and intimidation, but rather through democraticmeans of canvassing for votes without any form of molestation throughout the length and breadth of Nigeria in 2011. “The same process the President and other candidates vying for the office shall go through to emerge as Nigeria’s President in 2015 and not through intimidation, threats and ultimatum. “ACF therefore views such threats and intimidation by the ex-militants as an affront not only to Gen. Danjuma but an attack on a democratically elected Federal Government of Nigeria, over which President Jonathan presides. “It is also an open challenge to the nation’s security agencies, especially the Nigeria Police Force, the Department of State Security and even the Nigerian military that are responsible for maintaining law and order and any form of internal and external aggression against Nigeria. “ACF hereby calls upon the Federal Government to urgently take necessary steps and contain this emerging threat to national security by Niger Delta ex- militants to avert any ugly consequences.”www.punchng.com/news/dont-threaten-danjuma-acf-warns-tompolo-dokubo/ |
The Presidential campaign of the All Progressives Congress and its Peoples Democratic Party counterpart on Monday clashed over the refusal of the former to honour an invitation to hold a live debate on national issues. According to the APC presidential campaign, its candidate, Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), was turning down an invitation to hold a debate with President Goodluck Jonathan because there were more serious campaign issues. The APC campaign explained that its candidate was commencing a series of town hall meetings across the nation as part of his deliberate strategy of campaign ahead of the February 14 presidential election. This was contained in a statement signed by the APC presidential campaign Director of the Media, Garba Shehu. He explained that Buhari and his running mate, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo would interact and explain directly to citizens the policy thrust of their envisaged administration and how the set objectives would be achieved. The statement said the town hall meetings which started in Lagos on Monday, with a robust interaction between Buhari/Osibanjo and the Organised Private Sector would be taken to other parts of the nation. According to him, the party is compelled to chart this course because of the compelling need to have person-to-person interactive sessions during which pertinent questions will be posed to the candidates and responses provided. In response, the PDP Presidential Campaign Organisation said it condemned the contempt with which the APC presidential candidate had held Nigerians with his consistent refusal to participate in live television debates with President Goodluck Jonathan. The spokesperson for the PDP presidential campaign, Femi Fani-Kayode, in a statement in Abuja said Buhari’s decision to shun another debate organised by the Newspaper Proprietors Association of Nigeria and Channels Television was despicable. He urged Nigerians to ensure the rejection of Buhari at the poll as a just recompense for his action www.punchng.com/news/buhari-jonathan-campaigns-clash-over-debate/ |
The presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Maj.-Gen. Muhammad Buhari (retd), on Monday said if elected on February 14, he would ban the importation of basic items like rice and tomato in order to enhance local production of the products.www.punchng.com/news/ill-ban-importation-of-rice-tomato-buhari/ |
Who to vote for GMB or GEJ? See those who want to take over nigeria Gmb general show us your certificate or you pull over use other time it was tinubu & his chicagogate scandal -we asked for muhammadu,he gave us mohamed -we asked for his certificate,he gave us statement of result -we asked for northern region,he gave us katsina state -we asked for cambridge,he gave us neco &waec NIGERIANS! BEWARE OF THIS SYNDICATE vote wisely gej>i assure you of fresh air in nigeria VOTE FOR ME #2011 is this the fresh air that GEJ promised? -#1.7trillion fuel subsidy said to fake oil marketers -10billion allegedly used to hire private jets by the minister of petroleum resources -21.27billion illegal donations to finance gej's 2015 presidential campaign in flagrant violation of section 221 of the 1999constitution -800million immigration job scam! -32.8billion police pension fraud -83billion($533million)malabu oil scam! All those responsible for there heinous crimes are walking free today because we have a president who sees corruption as different from stealing? DON'T CORRUPTION DESTROY NIGERIA! NIGERIANS,DO WE REALLY WANT TO RE-ELECT GEJ WHO SUPPORTS CORRUPTION? Let's stop corruption with our votes! |
Jst tell us <in the time of jonaaa>so so is missing shekena |
Tout- this word as been misused many times! Some one who disturb the peace of other people ,naughty, or behave in a silly way ,someone with bad character is called A Lout Nt a tout food seller-it is called food vendor not "food seller" Indomie-its a brand name its is calle "noodles" golden penny noodles can not be called indomie unless you want to get INDOMIE NOODLES all is not indomie "birds of tHE same feather...." it is BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER fish seller-it is fish monger "provision container"-it may not be a container but it is called KIRK PROPERTIES-it is property it can not be properties garium- its is called garri nt garium dis-virgin- there nothing like called dis virgin it is deflower machine-there are many machine not only the one use for transport but for the one use for transport it is "motor bike" st james's-its wrong (st james')correct baaf-it is bath quaya-very wrong it is called choir flit-insecticide |
Tout- this word as been misused many times! Some one who disturb the peace of other people ,naughty, or behave in a silly way ,someone with bad character is called A Lout Nt a tout food seller-it is called food vendor not "food seller" Indomie-its a brand name its is calle "noodles" golden penny noodles can not be called indomie unless you want to get INDOMIE NOODLES all is not indomie "birds of tHE same feather...." it is BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER fish seller-it is fish monger "provision container"-it may not be a container but it is called KIRK PROPERTIES-it is property it can not be properties garium- its is called garri nt garium dis-virgin- there nothing like called dis virgin it is deflower machine-there are many machine not only the one use for transport but for the one use for transport it is "motor bike" st james's-its wrong (st james')correct baaf-it is bath quaya-very wrong it is called choir flit-insecticide yearly anniversary-wrong(anniversary) anniversary is a yearly event no need of adding yearly junior/senior-u can only have both in school or workplace but for siblings its younger/elderly |
Radionic-does repairing radio tv etc are also known as engineers flit- some also called all insecticide "raid" its wrong anniversary-is been misused "YEARLY ANNIVERSARY" IS wrong anniversary is a yearly event ,no need of adding yearly an european man" it is wrong it is "a european man" the pronunciation is "jeuro" nt "euro" in oral english ma-clean- is a kind of tooth paste brand name so its informal to be use for all kind me tooth paste extra tire- its wrong (spare tire)correct junior/senior-you can only have junior or senior in school ,work place etc siblings can be YOUNGER /OLDER JANZ-CALLING DRUM set such name is wrong Globe-its called "bulb" . Calling it globe is very wrong fannimorous-this is not an english words ,so its incorrect. it was just a slang invest in nigeria in which up coming generation are now using "......press my cloth"-to iron a cloth is not to press it this is incorrect ragolise-this is also wrong ,it is called "table water" also known as bottle water hold up/go slow-both were incorrect its "bad traffic" when the tGlobe-its called "bulb" . Calling it globe is very wrong fannimorous-thisraffic is good then its good toast- its impossible to TOAST a girl.it was not also correct to be used in such sitation.the word toast as many meaning,eg toast-bread ,you can only woo a girl gala-gala is a brand name of a "beef /susage roll" and their many type of all this snack type so to call it in general it is a beef-roll minerals-its not possible to drink MINERALS,THEY are harmful substance eg petrol kerosine etc also minerals resource like gold /silver its is calle BEVERAGES nt minerals Read math-some student do make mistake of this ,you can only work out math ear piece-its called ear phone,why some people thought "ear piece" is different but this is wrong its not drop-this word is always been misused it is impossible for "human being to drop from a vehicle" you can "get off the car" escort-this is also been misused "to escort a friend of yours out" is wrong ,you are not a security agent only security agent do escort.you can accompany him/her out kid- this is informal to be use for human being its mostly use for goat young ones ! Charging point- its called "charging port" "in my bed" -you can't be in the bed it is "on my bed" garage-this is also been misused ,GARAGE is a place where vehicle are park in a specific building or house,while MOTOR PARK is where u can get a bus or car when travelling miss call- "i saw your miss call" is very wrong! Who miss the call? Was it not you? Then why saying "your" it is I SAW MY MISS CALL,THEN i NOTICE IT WAS YOU" talkless-its wrong (let alone)correct |
NOTE IF ANY WRONG LET ME KNOW NO ONE IS PERFECT OR ABOVE MISTAKE Tout- this word as been misused many times! Some one who disturb the peace of other people ,naughty, or behave in a silly way ,someone with bad character is called A Lout Nt a tout food seller-it is called food vendor not "food seller" Indomie-its a brand name its is calle "noodles" golden penny noodles can not be called indomie unless you want to get INDOMIE NOODLES all is not indomie "birds of tHE same feather...." it is BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER fish seller-it is fish monger "provision container"-it may not be a container but it is called KIRK PROPERTIES-it is property it can not be properties garium- its is called garri nt garium dis-virgin- there nothing like called dis virgin it is deflower machine-there are many machine not only the one use for transport but for the one use for transport it is "motor bike" st james's-its wrong (st james')correct baaf-it is bath quaya-very wrong it is called choirRadionic-does repairing radio tv etc are also known as engineers flit- some also called all insecticide "raid" its wrong anniversary-is been misused "YEARLY ANNIVERSARY" IS wrong anniversary is a yearly event ,no need of adding yearly an european man" it is wrong it is "a european man" the pronunciation is "jeuro" nt "euro" in oral english ma-clean- is a kind of tooth paste brand name so its informal to be use for all kind me tooth paste extra tire- its wrong (spare tire)correct junior/senior-you can only have junior or senior in school ,work place etc siblings can be YOUNGER /OLDER JANZ-CALLING DRUM set such name is wrong Globe-its called "bulb" . Calling it globe is very wrong fannimorous-this is not an english words ,so its incorrect. it was just a slang invest in nigeria in which up coming generation are now using "......press my cloth"-to iron a cloth is not to press it this is incorrect ragolise-this is also wrong ,it is called "table water" also known as bottle water hold up/go slow-both were incorrect its "bad traffic" when the tGlobe-its called "bulb" . Calling it globe is very wrong fannimorous-thisraffic is good then its good toast- its impossible to TOAST a girl.it was not also correct to be used in such sitation.the word toast as many meaning,eg toast-bread ,you can only woo a girl gala-gala is a brand name of a "beef /susage roll" and their many type of all this snack type so to call it in general it is a beef-roll minerals-its not possible to drink MINERALS,THEY are harmful substance eg petrol kerosine etc also minerals resource like gold /silver its is calle BEVERAGES nt minerals Read math-some student do make mistake of this ,you can only work out math ear piece-its called ear phone,why some people thought "ear piece" is different but this is wrong its not drop-this word is always been misused it is impossible for "human being to drop from a vehicle" you can "get off the car" escort-this is also been misused "to escort a friend of yours out" is wrong ,you are not a security agent only security agent do escort.you can accompany him/her out kid- this is informal to be use for human being its mostly use for goat young ones ! Charging point- its called "charging port" "in my bed" -you can't be in the bed it is "on my bed" garage-this is also been misused ,GARAGE is a place where vehicle are park in a specific building or house,while MOTOR PARK is where u can get a bus or car when travelling miss call- "i saw your miss call" is very wrong! Who miss the call? Was it not you? Then why saying "your" it is I SAW MY MISS CALL,THEN i NOTICE IT WAS YOU" Radionic-does repairing radio tv etc are also known as engineers flit- some also called all insecticide "raid" its wrong anniversary-is been misused "YEARLY ANNIVERSARY" IS wrong anniversary is a yearly event ,no need of adding yearly an european man" it is wrong it is "a european man" the pronunciation is "jeuro" nt "euro" in oral english ma-clean- is a kind of tooth paste brand name so its informal to be use for all kind me tooth paste extra tire- its wrong (spare tire)correct junior/senior-you can only have junior or senior in school ,work place etc siblings can be YOUNGER /OLDER JANZ-CALLING DRUM set such name is wrong Globe-its called "bulb" . Calling it globe is very wrong fannimorous-this is not an english words ,so its incorrect. it was just a slang invest in nigeria in which up coming generation are now using "......press my cloth"-to iron a cloth is not to press it this is incorrect ragolise-this is also wrong ,it is called "table water" also known as bottle water hold up/go slow-both were incorrect its "bad traffic" when the tGlobe-its called "bulb" . Calling it globe is very wrong fannimorous-thisraffic is good then its good toast- its impossible to TOAST a girl.it was not also correct to be used in such sitation.the word toast as many meaning,eg toast-bread ,you can only woo a girl gala-gala is a brand name of a "beef /susage roll" and their many type of all this snack type so to call it in general it is a beef-roll minerals-its not possible to drink MINERALS,THEY are harmful substance eg petrol kerosine etc also minerals resource like gold /silver its is calle BEVERAGES nt minerals Read math-some student do make mistake of this ,you can only work out math ear piece-its called ear phone,why some people thought "ear piece" is different but this is wrong its not drop-this word is always been misused it is impossible for "human being to drop from a vehicle" you can "get off the car" escort-this is also been misused "to escort a friend of yours out" is wrong ,you are not a security agent only security agent do escort.you can accompany him/her out kid- this is informal to be use for human being its mostly use for goat young ones ! Charging point- its called "charging port" "in my bed" -you can't be in the bed it is "on my bed" garage-this is also been misused ,GARAGE is a place where vehicle are park in a specific building or house,while MOTOR PARK is where u can get a bus or car when travelling miss call- "i saw your miss call" is very wrong! Who miss the call? Was it not you? Then why saying "your" it is I SAW MY MISS CALL,THEN i NOTICE IT WAS YOU" |
Give her a baby as she request no be free ah |
Yustash001:it is only "on my bed" |
bastien:yea u are correct nothin like >"talkless of"" |
-reading math> was it possible to read maths ? No u can only work maths ~ drop>" i want to DROP,DRIVER park> how can u drop when u are not a tin ? U are a living human being chemist> using this may not seem bad but calling a pharmacist a "chemist" or going to a pharmacy to get a drug now calling chemist hospital> why is some people calling it "hospitul" for God sake kid> does were my kids" was your children goat! Kid is informal to refer to your child its normally used for goat young ones ear-piece>what does this means its called "ear phone" "in my bed"-well its a popular song lyrics but u can be in the bad >you can only be on the bed <note> escort>some people use this in a wrong way <you want to accompany some one out u said "let my escort u" are u a security agent charging point>so wrong it is "charging port" any mistakes or corrections let me know <learn more >in correcting nigerians bad english> here is another one www.nairaland.com/2115535/must-read-nigerians-crazy-english you can add yours |
Wat do u mean? Jesus cnt be a nigerian nt possible abeg stop jesus joke |
Is this news! It aint new to us |
sweettease:thanx for yr correction bro |
Chisos ! Xo we ave such intelligent student &our country stil stay.. Omg ! Were is my scholarship files |
zonax:we ar rulers of today nt tomorrow abi make her father pack away |
jacqo:its a mineral resource now guy check it out pls |
dustydee:thanx i love wat u said nt lyk does .... |
olipee:abeg leave me wit my gun shot lol jst cover yr head |
lirusehn:what my mistake o >no one is above that |
toxiflam:lol no vest bro! Am nt supportin any1 |
Nigerian as got the worst part in english let note this ! And correct my mistakes let me know if am wrong in any 1.Gala-this very wrong ! Imagine someone trying to get "rite,meaty,biggy" etc saying i want to buy gala this is very wrong it is called "beef roll" 2.soft drinks or /minerals- both are wrong we suppose to increase our english,no one can drinks minerals ! However theirs so many types of minerals ,minerals are "petrol diesel, kero' etc" it is call "beverages" 3.Garage-you are going somewhere<traveling>u said am going to "garage to get a bus" not garage but "motor park" garage is a place near your house where u park your vehicle 4."miss call" note this u pick up your phone after been ringing for some minutes call back and u said "i saw your miss call so i call u back" who miss the call was it not u so why saying "i saw your miss call" its "i saw my miss call & i notice it was you, so i call back" 5.tout-if we found some silly english we need to consult if dictionary calling some one rude a tout is very wrong, bad english ! Its is "LOUT" 6.food-seller-too bad!how can u say food -seller, its food vendor pls note this 7.indomie-how can u send your kid out to get u "indomie" u want to buy the brand name or the company! Its is "noodles" what if your kid return with golden penny noodles " was that indomie 8."bird of THE SAME feather flocks together-imagine an english teacher said this! Well the correct one is "birds of a feather flocks together" pls note 9.fish-seller- no one is above mistakes ,and every one needs correction if am wrong let me know it is "fish monger" 10.hens-- very wrong why hens why not fowls ! When their cock or absent of cock ! Cattle 11.properties- very wrong it renamins property! Property cant be single or plural it remains property 12.garium- calling "garri" garium is very wrong 13.dis virgin!- i have n't found this in my dictionary its "deflower" correct this 14.tost- tost as a meaning so check your dictionary ! U cant say u wanna tost a gal very wrong! When she is not a BREAD u can only woo her 15.machine-machine are many most equipment use in industries are machine why calling "motor bike" machine ! Was it transport machine 16.globe- which globe type ? When you bought it was globe written on it ? Well its "bulb" check this 17.use of 's :is-"st. James 's anglican" church- very wrong ('s) means "is" 18."baaf" -calling your kid "come & baaf o" too bad we it is "come &take your bathe" 19. Quaya- am i wrong is that not what you call choir in your church but if am wrong with the spelling let me know 20. Radionic- i have nt found this in any dictionary & is very wrong! Does repairing all this things are also engineers |
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....mind you ear-piece is different from ear phone...