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Try this........



got a robber band besides you every time you are awake (day time).....



when ever that idiotic God-forsaken bastard urge aroused in your mind....which would cause the physical arousal of your pen*s....

Just draw the former into a 27 centimeters long... then smash it on your joy stick...

I swear if you try this for 3½ consecutive(i.e in three occasion of the urge) times and the Stupid urge still finds a way into your heart again....

Your condition needs Marine cleansing

This is about life...... no foul play is advised..
She did the RIGHT thing.....

The way everybody is resigning now ehn....

I just fear make Oga Bubu no follow resign oo..

Oh.... bros sorry ooo

and youself... why do you call somebody "olodo"


don't you know that you violated rule number two² by your aforementioned offenced??.....

...............
even with this post/thread you created you risk being BAN....cause again you disobeyed rule number 20...

I just pray the mods don't take this into consideration; because if they do.....

bham!!!!!! you'll be BAN for 77 months

They Says
''Experience is the best teacher ''

have yours and I promise you....you won't have any cause to disturb us with a thread like this...

Nigeria Ambassador to Sudan

sarrki:
He’s also an ambassador of anti corruption

Anti corruption my foot....

He got Ganduje endorsed despite the heavy allegations level against him....

up till now your so called "anticorruption ambassador " couldn't account to his dreamed billions he have recovered from his 'feared looters'..

or..... do you think we forget things easily


*spits

This is what our leaders have degraded the common man to..

Come to think of it; if this girl truly have money would she engage in such practice?

she did it because she felt and perceive the unpleasant aroma coming at the end..

Give her one-night stand since you are the popular HE goat...

So that means we are being led by darkness...

Buhari must hear this

brostheo:
Forget about Buhari,forget this people ,Christ is the reason for today. Happy Easter TO EVERYONE

yiu got me

I couldn't comment again

shehuolayinka:
“If they make it this way, peace will reign. But to say you will call police and soldiers to Zamfara, this will not bring peace. It will continue to cause more bloodshed.”

This alone is worth declaring this idiots terrorists....

Who got us into this irredeemable situation.....


No good reputation again for our country....

Lordave:
You will certainly return as woman.

You sound superstitious .....
humans won't return

Once you are dead you are death..

I would've prefer being a woman, but certainly; we won't exist after the first trial..

This is one of the reasons I still hold women on high prestige.........

In our clime it's INTEGRITY.....
just deceive them with fake integrity you are as good as ya ass...

XingXhang:
Someone that snubbed, you admire, you have feelings for etc

I don't..................

just live my life I don't need to deal with emotional issues now..... am just on my own....

is like some OP in this forum no dey follow rules again.. before bringing up their cooked stories...

wasn't this forum similar picture were used to brought up a story of one prostitute beating a man 'unclad'(in Anambra) after the later refuses to pay for the service she rendered.....?

Now this Story-forsaken OP now brought up the same picture with different headline just to attract traffic....

Nonsense......

*spits.

me wey never get ex nkor
wetin I say

Naija ehn...... 'Jesus' drinking sarchet water......the guy no fit stand the sun

Good work mam......

What a kindhearted human you are....
God shall surely reward you...


We the officials of Nairaland loves you....

OP you should have coerce the picture with inclusion of all the regions that brought up the Country in question..... but you refuse....

by this pics you are creating room for bashing / insulting of one section of the country....

In Maina's voice ''this is sarcasticall''

It's not a new thing in Africa...

after all snakes has been 'swallowing billions ' here in Naija...

rats scared off a 73 year old man from office for 2 months still here in Naija....

iLegendd:
As the only male virgin left in Africa, I don't have a girlfriend yet, but I'm planning to have one the day Buhari will finally fulfill his promise of $1 to ₦1.

I heard Nigerian girls are gold diggers. Is it true? And since my dìck is too small will I need to pay extra charge?

am done

you got me piss off.....

iLegendd:
Okay, lemme explain. I fùck my hand and I don't last long, so I assume I won't last long with women too. So, how can I last longer in bed? Please help. I'll greatly appreciate, Sir.

Haaa
you are a registered 'Vaseline crew' member......

There's no miracle in 'lasting long' in bed.

Since you haven't had sex before and your testimony is only about your hand; don't presume you can't last longer...

do you have a girlfriend or

are you planning a brothel...?

iLegendd:
I'm still a virgin. The tiny size makes me insecure. How do I make it big? Please, help. I'm depressed.

You are even confusing me....
'A virgin ' but you attest before that you can't 'last long'.....


please be straight with ya confession so that we can 'reason's it out with you...

Concern individuals protesting reasonably....
Going ahead without any #tag disturbance on social media...........
We pray justice prevails...

Truly a medical miracle...

The doctors deserve recognition or award.......

Oga is just booking for slots.....
may be dem promise am commissioner ...

To God be the Glory......
Can't believe Oga Bubu can surprise me