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lalaosky: you don't seriously expect a guy be him a flirt or someone that really love the said gurl to be harsh to her.first impression they say matters alot!!
Even a gurl that has bad manners wouldn't like to show it to a guy she loves.a guy that wants to win a gurl's heart with either the intention of being serious with her or just making her another bootycall will be nice to her to make her give him a chance; the difference is that the good guy will stick around and keep showing the gurl the love that he has for her unlike the flirt that would tap her äss and dump her after.it's inevitable so gurls have to live it.

P.S: ask her if she would give any guy a chance that would be like "yo bitch, i love your brèast.i wanna fûck you and dump you cos' you aint my type"...listen to her reply and you'll get the drift

Thank you my guy, I told her the same thing 'dat it's a 2 way thing'. . . Guys pretend to be nice to build a good foundation while girls also pretend to be the Ajebo type; even if she be real aje pako.

Never force myself on someone!

Abi oooo! Told her the same thing; but she said 'why should u start what you can't finish?'

This is a question my cousin (lady) asked me; which I don't really have a direct answer to. 'Why is that boys tends to be nice; when askin a lady out but changes drastically after they start dating?' I know that some ladies would really want to know why becos we guys really do some nasty things when askin them out.
Anyway my cousin said guys tends to pay attention to ladies when askin them out. . . Doing things like taking them to an expensive resturant(1st date), buyin her gifts often (even when it's not her buffday), celebrating their 1st valentine's day like there would be no other one; just to mention few in what she said.
Kind of funny abi? . . . Awaiting constructive reasons especially from guys. Thank you!

Why should he bid for Enugu distribution zone? When he already knows that staffs and all other people involved has been told not to make a bid. If the bid is an open bid whereas the insider can bid; I'm very sure that PHCN staffs will surely have presented a bid as well. Because with with I gathered the billions that the federal Government is paying PHCN staffs off; is more than enough to buy the whole company itself. So lets call a spade a spade; Prof. Barth Nnnaji is no different than all other corrupt leaders in this country. He's just like . . . . .! I don't want to start mentioning names. Anyway, If he hadn't resigned; he would have brought up shame on Mr president. Thank God he resign. Long live Nigeria!

Date his own sister too and If he dosen't have one; then date his mum. Chikena!

yes God bless all of us! I'm not being jealous of anyone; I'm just curious about the whole thing. And as for my sweet mum, I asked her the same question but there's still a few skeptics in the answers she gave me; just like the way you guys responded. Anyway, You ladies are tryin (nt disputing abt dat) but the point still remains that; you ve to appreciate us as well in the society.

hmnnnnnnn! So the reason why peeople pampers you guys is the 9months involved. Ok oooo; what about we (guys) that brings comfort in terms of money and assistance in some domestic work. What about us praying endlessly as soon as her water breaks(real tension). Put yourself in all these conditions; and tell me that we don't deserve an applaud also.

Ok ooooo; that's exactly the thing I'm talking about! You guys think carrying a baby makes you special. Like I ve said 'ok ooooo'. @el-macho; thanks!

I'm sorry to say these things; but pregnant &nursing women are too over pampered in our society. Check out what I ve been noticing for long.
(1). On a long Brt queue; don't be surprise that the attendant will allow them to enter the bus before you, even on a very sunny day!
(2). People tends to notice them more than they notice even us that impregenated them.
(3). Your visitors tends to shower her with gifts and praises not minding that you are the one that implanted the seed into her.
(4). If both of you work for someone; she's the only one given sometime off for ante-natal appointment.
(5). Even after giving birth; some companies give them 4 months maternity leave and the husby 2days to celebrate the child.
(6). After the maternity leave; they are allowed to resume office by 10:00am against the normal resumption time (8:00am) and closes by 2:00pm against 5:00pm
It's just annoying to see people pampering them and ignoring us (guys). Maybe people tends to forget that the immatured child is being carried by us(males) since childhood; which they only carry for 9/10months. @least people should applaud us also.
Expecting ur thank you comments! Especially from you ladies.

Told my girlfriend that I wanted a boy but she insisted on a girl. But by God's grace 'I will surpass n surprise her' with a boy.

What is 'hmnnn'?

Well said: Thanks!

hi

My male friend, who's getting ready to wed this November; boast about his fli.rtin power. He said 'I ve bleeped all kinds of girls. From Orobo2lepa, short n tall, virtually all tribes in Naija. This now brought up an arguement. 'Why would I sleep around after marriage?' n I told him dat Once a player is always a player. Pls what's ur take on this one. Even though the girl he's about to wed knows about his escapades; but also believes he would change.

What about girls beating their husbands/boyfriends My friend visited me with a swollen face last week and lied that he fought with a collegue @ work; only 4me to later know dat It's his wife that beat him up. Kind of funny but you need to see d guys face. Lol! What happen to ladies who beats their husband too? Should we crucify them too?

Me too!

cuteprinz: What is "MEGA BYTES"?

Means Internet subcribtion; It's calculated in megabyte (10mb).

Phrankin: So with all these features, how much would you like it to cost?

Fair price; it should not go more than N15,000. It dosen't minimize applications; whereas u cnt open more than 1 application; xpect playin music n .....! Still a nice phone thou!

Apart from the 1000mhz proccessor speed (nokia 306) which is a big plus 4d phone. It has low quality product as 4me. Things like:
Low pixel densitiy screen, below 180ppi (155 ppi)
Slow data means slow Internet browsing (EDGE, GPRS)
Low resolution display (240 x 400 pixels
Resistive touchscreen technology means its
display is less sensitive than you would like it to be
Lacks global positioning system (GPS)
Too little RAM memory (32 MB RAM)
Low-resolution camera (2 megapixels) The camera lacks autofocus Lacks an ambient light sensor for automatic screen brightness adjustment
Lacks a proximity sensor that turns the display оff during a phone call Device

md4real: Is it symbiam?

sorry dude; It's a java phone!

kk; what has pics got to do with what is @ hand? U guyz has contributed immensely to this thread; why d sudden 'hush'? Anyway guys, just come of it. because pple is entitle to his/her own opinion. Just love you guyz!

hmnnnnnn! Na wa oooooo. Things are getting hot in here!

Nice stories! What I do believe is that people dat are destined to help each other will certainly do. So let's not be too sentimental about it. Take instances of Nigeria politicians; u help them to get to the top but they forget all promises made! What I'm tryin to say is protocol/no protocol; who's destined to help, will help. Nice story thou!

[quote author=Toppié2]lol.u almost sounded lyk my ex. He jst went cold all of a sudden nd startd finding faults lyk....'u'r nt happy' 'u'r nt enthusiastic' 'u'r nt pasion8 bout d rel.'etc, etc. nt cosidering d fact dat i jst lost d only sis av ad al my lyf. Bt i wudnt av bn dz hurt if he had cme out straight instead of giving me attitude. Communicatn is vital even in a dying rel,if at all u av 2 kal it quit its apropra8 u sit d oda person dwn, mk hm/her undrstnd why u'v taken sch decision, dz shws u respect d oda person's feelings nd if ur partner's middle name is nt mario, he/she wud tak it wiv undrstnding nd maturity knowing fully well dat no mater hw hard it is; tym wil def heal it.
Going cold drasticaly or even gradually wil only brng hatred nd bitterness[/quote]ok ooooooooooooo! Will try your way some oda time! Just dat 'it's nt as easy as u guyz potray it. But either way; time will definately heal it.

hmnnnnn! If she's humble as you proclaim then why break her heart when she still loves you? Okay I get it; 'it's nt about you; it's all about me'. Oga oooo; different issue from different folks!

jp philips: maturity in breaking up? what does that mean? i am saying this for the umpteenth time, ladies need just two hours in a life time to understand a little how men think.

lemme ask you? do you know him before he asked you out? he was just any random guy in whom you were well pleased that's all. you weighed your options and fell for him out of "suitability", i don't see the need for protocols when i personally think you are no longer "suitable".
if a girl thinks that my break up strategy is immature then, that is for her friends to worry about not me.
all i will tell you is this;

" this relationship was my idea and i want it no more" depending on my mood, i may tell you why or i may just walk, if you bother my phone, i will simply remind you that i was the one that walked up to you in the grocery store, if i meant the world like she claims, the reverse should be the case.

women need protocols and strategies to be approached, need counseling to consummate and now, we need protocols to "break up" please i am not jobless.

Baddest guy! Never really agreed with her anyway (onyegai); but she does have a point about being a man. Protocol/no protocol; u re bound to break. But why waste your time on perfecting the said 'protocol', when you have more demanding things to attend to. Like the part 'I'm not jobless' (me too).

[quote author=Toppié2]So phemi, tell me, hw did u brk up wth ur own girlfrend? Share ur experience plz![/quote]hmnnnnn! Let me quickly point out that I'm a coward! Never really brokeñ with anyone via high table nor text; just walk away without any communication(text/call). Like I ve said; I have so many girlfriends because we just walk away from each other. I know ' i might not be man of enough'. But would you have me do; when every time I confronted sum1 abt a way out; they ended up crying like sum1 being sentence to death for stealing only egg! I tried breaking with a girl on April 1st; only for me to turn it to April fool. Just cant handle those scenes.

emiye: Girl, you are a gem!, but if you take a study of our "relationship", relation is long dead, we are only left with "ship".
Unfortunately the "ship" is also sinking. I need you alive, let's get out of this "ship"

Lovely lyrics! Don't try it with someone that's madly in love; or else u will ve a scar to show for your breakup. Like I ve said; nice lyrics!

proffesional has enterd the building(heart breaker); how many girls ve u jilted? Anyway; got sometin when you said 'if u can't finish sometin dont start! Lol

[quote author=L u c i d]i knew girls will hop on this thread to vent their frustration at our dumping stratagem...lol. Sorry some girls are not worth that second part(the good way) at all. THE NAGGING TYPES HAVE NO REDEMPTION. Only idi.ots will desire a girl after they've dumped her.[/quote]yes ooooo! Didn't he think it through before dumping her in the first place: like the qualification (Idi.ot). U want out then u re given out then why beg over sometin u dnt want?

lol! Anyway; beg when u can: