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he's a male but he has good ass

what shocking?

were ti ran iwo na ooo

^{i promise} Promise you'll be my second wife? 

n shiner

many pics lyk mine

Ziggy_mama:
i Firm[b]Phemour[/b]>>>>>>>>>>>>      

 

oh! havn't i invited you?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-286506.0.html

Moyola:
Hu iz a gbemuz? Leave me wiv ma yoruba ooooo!

ani gbo ma  

am i not cool wiv 2wyfs in d Forum?

no!


is anyone home?

Y me

Amigoz

Chi-baby

Ziggy_mama

Gabry(Mother of the day)

Dani1luv(Best Man)

Teissys(Bride)

Romade(Ring Bearer)

Ben10(Cake Designer)

This is insane

this gurl wiv her yoruba . . . shioooo

is anyone home?

shiooooooo

you call my wedding invitation a shit?. . . . .

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Hey! dey dont temme keep it up

Bride laugh at yeye Ring Bearer

no yawa

No! Lala is a name n Abey is a name. . . . . dey are both combined to make Lollabey

n he blows

no oyan no dey expire but it milk dey expire


Ring Bearer, you see how i use to teech her?

Mmmh. . . I have a headache, I wan sleep

ok my dear. . . dream of me

no even think of Ring Brearer no Cake Designer. . . . .just think of me

i go Hala you on phone tonight  

ben & teissys goes in, locked door & cues in lionel richie endless luv

n you peeped coz you are okobo

i thought her to run away from epon especially yours

Phemour:
BRB with Part Two Little Aliyah is drowsy.    

Aliyah woke up this morning n all she want is to ask her Question like the Ex-day

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PHEMOUR: Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

ALIYAH: They wear snow caps.

PHEMOUR: Why did the balloon burst?

ALIYAH: Because it saw a lolly pop!

PHEMOUR: Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?

ALIYAH: Because he wasn't very hungry.

PHEMOUR: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

ALIYAH: Buccaneer

PHEMOUR: When is a car not a car?

ALIYAH: When it turns into a garage.

PHEMOUR: If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest of the three?

ALIYAH: The baby, because he's a little Bigger!

PHEMOUR: What did the carpet say to the floor?

ALIYAH: "You go ahead I'll cover you"

PHEMOUR: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

ALIYAH: He wanted to get to the second-hand shop!

PHEMOUR: What flower grows on your face?

ALIYAH: Tulips

PHEMOUR: What is a computer's favorite dance?

ALIYAH: Disk-o

PHEMOUR: Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?

ALIYAH: He wanted to make up his mind!

PHEMOUR: What kind of ship never sinks?

ALIYAH: Friendship!

PHEMOUR: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?

ALIYAH: Stop going in circles and get to the point!

PHEMOUR: Did you hear about what happened at the Laundromat last night?

ALIYAH: Three clothes-pins held up two shirts!

PHEMOUR: Why did the computer squeak?

ALIYAH: Because someone stepped on it's mouse

PHEMOUR: What did one earthquake say to another?

ALIYAH: It's not my fault!

PHEMOUR: What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons?

ALIYAH: A sour puss!

PHEMOUR: Why do cows have bells?

ALIYAH: Because their horns don't work!

PHEMOUR: What has 4 wheels and flies?

ALIYAH: A Garbage truck

PHEMOUR: How do you tease fruit?

ALIYAH: Banananananananana!

PHEMOUR: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?

ALIYAH: Because he wanted to work over-time!

PHEMOUR: Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?

ALIYAH: Because he wanted to see time fly!

PHEMOUR: When do you stop at green and go at red?

ALIYAH: When you're eating a watermelon!

PHEMOUR: How did the farmer mend his pants?

ALIYAH: With cabbage patches!

PHEMOUR: Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?

ALIYAH: Because it makes you break out!

PHEMOUR: What do you call artificial spaghetti?

ALIYAH: Mockaroni!

PHEMOUR: Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?

ALIYAH: He couldn't concentrate!

PHEMOUR: How do you repair a broken tomato?

ALIYAH: Tomato Paste!

PHEMOUR: Why did the baby strawberry cry?

ALIYAH: Because his parents were in a jam!

PHEMOUR: What did the hamburger name his daughter?

ALIYAH: Patty!

PHEMOUR: What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?

ALIYAH: A deviled egg!

PHEMOUR: What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?

ALIYAH: A turkey!

PHEMOUR: What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?

ALIYAH: A stomach-cake!

PHEMOUR: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

ALIYAH: He felt crummy!

PHEMOUR: When does a cart come before a horse?

ALIYAH: In the dictionary!

PHEMOUR: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

ALIYAH: She couldn't control her pupils!

BRB with Part Three

Aliyah is Famished . . . .need to be feeded

its called nemesis bro

uninvited ring bearer interferes

Ewwwww. . .  God help me for wetin I found myself into. I no like hurting anyone sha

she regrets ignoring her husband for her handbag

tessys, u're too much

now her hand bag is talking