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Far my dear but someone must win naaa

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dani1luv:
Phemour. . Where are you now

Remember you promised that

Ok! Ooo 

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[center]School Group Photo[/center]
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'That's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, And there's the teacher; , she's dead. lol 

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[center]Change of Underwear[/center]
The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for two weeks when the Sarge announces, I've got good news and bad news. First the good news. Today we're going to change our underwear.

The troops started cheering at the news.

Now the bad news. Smith, you change with Jones. Andrews, you change with Murphy,   

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Who wouldn't luv to have 4 Dates in NL?

am i not a genius?

Mr Bigs' Chin Chin


i dey gbadun you girl

No i wan F**ck

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i wan win as i always do ]on bed

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Moi-Moi(Olele)

Huh! I need to be serious.

Holuwaphemi Holayinca Holaiya.

heeeeeeeeeyyyy omode yi fe pami layo

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wait let me check her beauty

Gongo Aso Video

Dont you know i miss you too my luv?

She's naughty, i asked her not to come Nl again but she wont listen to her Husband

Am Alone is tauching lion's tail

wont that be because i stop you?

Man, You Are Crazy!!!

Listern to yourself!

So you mean I go to a party, see a gurl dancing. And you are asking me if I would marry her!
We are not into a relationship.
We are not friends.
We are not ex.
NOTHING!

Why cant you use your intellect.

Wont you see a girl/Guy before proposing? there are various places to meet a girl/Guy.

So, understand me and stop abusing  

Would you just ask you teacher question when class monitor is around?

Amigoz is my confidant, Why cant you ask her?

Is that not the reason why i want to stop you from coming to Nairaland? [size=5pt]Your Husband never eat you dey Nl they Gossip[/size]  ------

and you Amigoz, have you prepared my dinner?

Ziggy_mama:
why do u lik speckin in Arabic?

why cant you write speak as it is?

You be olodo ney?

are you a bottomless sleeper?

Ziggy_mama, where you go?

where is mosquito?

Amigoz:
Abeg dim dose flashy eyes of urs this is a quiet neighbourhood.





What if I tell you, what plans do you have for her?

Ok! is not my Animashaun  

Ziggy_mama:
Oooohhh Phemour Phemour why am i not understanding yr language?
can u speck English pulez

Is that not the reason why am head scatterer?

No thank you, but I will send the neighbourhood animashahun ur way

Who's animashaun tell me pls

@Amigoz,
where u keep ur Husband's wife, Y me?

@Ziggy_mama, wont you like to join Y, me, Amigoz, Gabry, Chi-baby?  

Alwayzzz Omugozz, and she dont want to be Omugo