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In ur heart where I reside




Where would u like to take me today?

my room



would you like to go?

Didn't you make me Talk Talk Talk Talk Talk Talk Talk Talk Talk Talk and Talk before you people became mine??

Are Chi-baby, Gabry, Amigoz, Y me not the one that taught me? Now you say i talk too much abi? ------

lalaboi is 120. lol

Ziggy_mama are you not welcome?

Why did you ran out yesterday?

Ziggy_mama:
@ Phemour
How can u scatter one's head?

cant i scatter ur head by programing it like dis (Ziggy_mama/scatter/system/cerebelum.%Now!)?
Dont you think it would work?

Ziggy_mama link=topic=275631.msg3951245#msg3951245 date=1243704772:
Oh Lordy meee WHO R U O?

You want to know me?

Ok! have ever heard anything about one young man that dates 4 friend in Nairaland? 
Amigoz, y me, Gabry, chi-baby dont you know they do luv Phemour? 

Would you like to be the fifth?

Is this not head scattering Part II

are they not good answers to your questions?

You all know what we do here. We 

I'm here to often bring you best of what we do here.

[size=5pt]Hail to Mod[/size]

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[center]Grandma 100 Years Birthday[/center]
The family wheeled Grandma out on the  lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, Hi Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, They won't let me fart. 

is he not already selling suya?

[i]Femi aburo mi,
Bawo ni. I was in Offa last week. I would have come to visit you if you were also around.[/[/i]quote]

I'm not in offa big brother, i'm in Dutse, jigawa state. we go meet naaa

Lolly Pop(remix)-Lil wanye ft T pain
I'm so paid-Akon ft Lil wanye
Yunkuluya(dem mama remix)-Timaya
Heartless-Kenye West
Got Money-Lil wanye ft T pain
Collabo-dee bee
Arab Money-Olu maitain
Big Boy-eldee ft olu maintain, oladele, banky W
Disturbia-Rihana
Beyonce-if i were a boy

Why cant you give simply answer *i want Mai Suya's Suya*? 

we're dating naaaaaaaaa

are you Mai suya?

Do you sell suya?

why cant you bring some suya to NL for sale?

Nairalanders wont you all like to eat Mai Suya's Suya?

Lol.

@topic,

above above above, nice profle, he's a mod too. lol

@ Phemour
How can u scatter one's head?

cant i scatter ur head by programing it like dis (Ziggy_mama/scatter/system/cerebelum.%Now!)?
Dont you think it would work?

Oh Lordy meee  WHO R U O?

You want to know mw?

Ok! have ever heard anything about one young man that date 4 friend in Nairaland? 
Amigoz, y me, Gabry, chi-baby dont you know they do luv Phemour? 

Would you like to be forth of the?

Is this not head scattering Part II

Men , I'm confused . What are you talking about

i mean dont be naughty like those mamas  

Mukina2 post more, more please!

*Shentz*:
Why would you say that?

Why must you want to know why?

swit D:
Must you ask ?

why must you ask her *why must she ask*? 

and why wont you like to win chocolate?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-276224.0.html

am i scattering you head? 

Why wont you try raising one of your legs up like YM laugh?

@topic,

Yes, she's/he's a new member she/he never spoil like chi-baby, y me, Amigoz, Gabry and pls dont spoil her/him oooooo

Talk

Then you shouldn't have branched when you know you dont need friends.

im sheriffdeen by name

Welcome Alfa Sheriffdeen!

We are counting down.

1,000,000 down to 1

If you write 1 you win and you'll take away a chocolate basket

@topic 999,968

@Phemour, the way u started this thread show how bias u are, kill and commit adultery! in every society there is bad egg

and thats why i justified everything

Phemour:
Almost all Hausa seems to be knowledgeable as every hausa boy or girl must go to Islamiya, they value Islamiya than schools, which other Nigerian tribes find difficult to do.

any real girl out there? i'm here for you,all u got to do is text and i'll holla you.

we aint dating

babs787:
I disagree. Knowledgeable Hausas do not believe in that.

Almost all Hausa seems to be knowledgeable as every hausa boy or girl must go to Islamiya, they value Islamiya than schools, which other Nigerian tribes find difficult to do.

They know Qur’an and they are also aware of your quotes but they just cant adhere to it

Men

She looks gorgious, She's chaming, She looks humble but you meet her at party dancing yahoozee, Would You Marry Her?

Gurls

He's Handsome, He's Caring, He's said he would die if he doesn't marry you but you unexpectedly met him in your friend's birthday party fighting, drinking, smoking. Would You Marry Him?

Hausa man can just finish Gambling now and go to mosque with the intension of Salat Cleans Sins

They kill, Commit Adultery, Smoke Igbo. . . . but they have this respect for Salat, they leave all they are doing when they hear As-Salat.

Hausas Believe Salat Cleans Sins! Are They Right?

Barka Juma'ah Fellow Muslims.

Thank God you said "school" and not "University". Because most times people try to equate university with education.

Primary School Cert is nothing Nowadays.

Secondary is quarter way

University is half way, as we still have Masters, PHD.

@Topic, No! Men nag most.

Mukina2 is Now Barca fan