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Adaibeku:
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My 2nd daughter will be 14 on February 19

February 2019 ke? which planet una dey ?

vincentjk:
if not for what? Just stfu there before I loose my temper. If you're talking of home training I'm very much better than your sorry as anyday

Btw who told you you're finer than my mum even?? That's my mum, our last born in boarding school school and I. Imagine her in her late 40s looking this way, now are you finer than her? We aren't as ugly as you think. Atulu awusa now go and do your normal runs-hustle since it's a new year, your normal new resolution

You ve got a beautiful fam bro. abeg I don book your last born already

Adaibeku:
How old are u son ?

15 mummy

Adaibeku:
No ,but the coloured hair is me

but you bite "ugliness" no be small

Judging by the pictures that I have being seeing since yesterday, i might be the finest on Nairaland. Kudos to the men and women that have uploaded so far. You guys are the best.

Beautiful people everywhere and for the "na children plenty for nairaland" crew una left yansh . Everybody no fit be mate fr here, if you dey find your mate enter graveyard dem plenty for there.

BigSarah:
It's just another day

Your DM will not contain guys today they are coming for you

Bellgal:
Happy new my fellow nairalanders

They said "picture" not breast na

DenreleDave:
Shey u think say na every mumu post wey carry Lalasticala name dey go front page Abi.

Btw, why you too no dey there na? Abi those guys wey u list get 2 heads ni

I no too dey comment bro but I dey observe wella. No worry I go re-edit and give you a special mention cos I do see your contributions

Debramaye:
It's been so long guys, I'm in the US and I'm not that active on here you guys are probably going to see the new year before i do

You re cute dear

lirusehn:
Happy dreaming.

Why the thing dey pain you? na because say your name no dey there

Mod abeg push this thing go front page

seunmohmoh:
Oga, my money

Can I be eating your work in the face of carton?

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bukkielee:
And for you Mr talk talk . Be mindful of how you respond to what does not concern you.

Does it concern you in the first place ogbeni or can't you see the nonsense you posted up there

DonFreshmoney:
So what do you want us to do?? Give you our sisters or what?

My guy go sit down one side..

People like you don't deserve to have be human. You re nothing but an archaic nicompoop. Eranko oshi.

bukkielee:
I hope this is not what you look like

Wait, are you normal at all? abi what kind of idiots am I sharing the same geographical space with? just pray you don't find yourself in this kind of situation cos even God no go pity you. Omo ale oloriburuku

bukiah:
I fear men. So Davido don chop Chioma finish. Men no dey love with their hearts jare. The same Davido that would not allow Chioma leave his presence now doing this, he doesn't even consider it shameful to Chioma.

What kind of consideration sister? Do you think Sophie doesn't have her own right as well abegi you people should free atleast the guy is responsible

kambili999:
Lol
very interesting

Hope you're not thinking what I am thinking

abdulazeez1002:
Troll Ignore him

Do you people detect the originality of pictures using Google please

YungMillionaire:
MI is right but trust Nigerians they don't value themselves.

Another indomie generation spotted. Go and cook your indomie joor.

I don't know why you all re hating on this guy If you re following this guy on twitter, you will discover this guy is even more intellectually sound than some of the haters hating on me. Everybody dey get wetin work for them, na wetin work for am he dey do. Naira Marley is not our problem in this nation abeg make una free am.

Emrixx:
Am i cute or the boobs u saw is tempting u

I sent you a DM request

DownChelsea:
what can I do? Nigeria too hard. Football na our source of joy. It becomes a bigger joy when you put “touts” in their well deserved place.

The entire world knows who are called “touts”.

Jesus! What team do you support?

DownChelsea:
I like them oo. They are a good comic relief.

Cos the entire world (including them) knows the truth about their shitty club. So their jokes are always welcome. After they make mockery of their club here on NL, they’ll all go back to their various homes and face their bitter reality.

May God never allow us mock our own selves by arguing with richer, bigger and more successful clubs who have refused to drop the habit of beating us all the time.

Someone from London, shout a loud Amen!

You must be so current with football to the extent you had to use "downchelsea" as your monicker

Kapeter:
that other G.O.A.T who happen to be the one and only is almost a board member of the club he is playing for. His future is more assured than the nonsensical penaldo.

I laugh at your ignorance cos CR7 is coming to buy that Barcelona club in a couple of years time

DownChelsea:
they make sweet jokes sha.

Especially as unknowingly to them, they make their shitty small club more of a laughing stock by all the obviously pointless comparisons

Lol. That's why I don't like them

DownChelsea:
Chelsea fans for you.

They have compared their shitty club to great clubs like ac milan, Liverpool, United, Madrid. They can say anything. It’s fun hearing their jokes tho.

One of them even shot himself by reminding us that Aston Villa is a bigger club than chelsea, factually!

I am telling you

Emrixx:
Am i cute or the boobs u saw is tempting u

check your DM

Emrixx:
Am i cute or the boobs u saw is tempting u

Not the boobs oo omo you re just too cute

Emrixx:
Atutupoyoyo

You re cute

Donsheddy:
No dey argue blindly...
No team have outplayed Chelsea the season...
Chelsea always wins the possession.
Even against Liverpool and city..
Abi you no watch city game wey Chelsea play half field?

I no dey argue blindly. That's what you people are known for. Arguing blindly when you manage to defeat a mediocre team. You re even joker for saying Chelsea played better against Liverpool and man city. Go and watch the highlight of the two matches.

emmy4life02:
No team has outplayed Chelsea this season in terms of possession despite losing most games.

so Chelsea outplayed Liverpool and man city shey? Chelsea fans and bragging sha