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GboyegaD:
No, I am not ooo.

Oh okay
I have been following your updates on that cooking thread

GboyegaD:
He had a successful career playing at Manchester United. I hope and pray for greater success in the next team he moves to.

Bro you are a man utd fan?

Johnames:
Lenovo 81H5 8GB RAM 1TB FOR SALE
Location: Lagos
Price: 70k non-negotiable
08168863608

50k

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Lol

Ballzproblemm:
are you a male or female

No na hermaphrodite she be... person said her husband doesn’t want sex with her anymore you dey dere dey ask useless question

MrBachelor:
Mayweather use him own dey do show off for social media.

Hmmm... most blacks mentality re so wack

Coldplayyy:
If I put my Baby in this, not sure he’ll ever forgive me

Lmao I don die with laugh fr here

Good day fellow Nairalanders, my friend intend to purchase a Xiaomi android TV but he’s really confused whether he should go for it or not. I seriously need your contributions in order to know if he’s making a smart choice or not. Suggestions are welcomed too.

Good day fellow Nairalanders, my friend intend to purchase a Xiaomi android TV but he’s really confused whether he should go for it or not. I seriously need your contributions in order to know if he’s making a smart choice or not. Suggestions are welcomed too.

Nigeria is sitting on a keg of gunpowder rn

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Redpillers X Feminists

Topzee109:
You call this foolish girl innocent, then it's either you're dumb or you're new to Nairaland

You re one off Messi’s blind follower... I no blame you.

Topzee109:
Everyone don know say you no get sense, so why should I take you serious


Well see your goat in europa next season


Hypocrite oshi

Why abusing the innocent lady? Why?
I think you re more senseless than she is
Local idiot like you

thompson1510:
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I ain’t gonna judge her bro because I understand how you feel, I always wanna sort any situation at hand first, then think about what could have happened, how it happened and how to react.
That’s only after i filter all the info and make sure its worth it. But na only to sort the situation i dey do for people wey i no sabi because I no fit waste my time dey search my memory how i wan judge or guess wetin fit happen. Anybody wey dey tell me to guess anything dey waste him/her time because na that ‘guess’ wey i read alone go make you wait for my response in hours...

Advice:

She should change her whatsapp number immediately and make sure whatsapp doesn’t send messages to anyone. So she can heal and accept what has happened.
This is because I have realized people would wanna confirm or be sure it was her or not. Not because they care but because they always wanna hold you by the balls. She might be blackmailed/bullied later and this shit might come back to haunt her. You go see some useless people dey remind you about something you suffered to forget...
What would she do if she mistakenly get a sextape out there? I am sure she would kill herself.
She should only explain to her family what happened before they call her...and she better do that when she is at her lowest point right now because we lose our guard when we hear/see someone crying and tend to believe the person. Social media don kill us...I am always on this forum daily and I hate to type or reply mentions but i just needed to drop my advice right here because i dey d mood right at this instance, i dey vex as i read the comments. And once it happens, na everything wey dey my mind i go talk oooo...make my mind rest till another 5years or in heaven when i go dey the right mood at the right time.

How i wish you could see things from my own point of view or be able to pass my message through an audio without wasting time. I use more than an hour to edit my responses atimes just to make sure you understand why and how I arrived at a conclusion.
Not that i care if anyone listens but maybe because I always get mad seeing people acting all perfect when they are not!!!
I still remember how i would use hours to explain how i solved any Maths question step by step using things i know you see everyday or your life itself to explain because i know you might understand it better that way and be able to come up with another method to solve the problem.
I read people alot through calls, body language, texts etc and I always come to a conclusion that people say whatever they say because you are giving them attention. E be like sey i don dey craze small... small ooooo
Abeg, she no owe anybody anything and if she receives any call from anyone she wanna explain to, she should never try to explain more than what happened and how it happened. Na only person wey dey pay her bills go need explanation so that dem go sabi if she dey guilty or not.
And should always start with...’I know you might not believe this but it happened like...’’
Whenever anyone is trying to waste my time talking about how he/she is innocent, that gives me the chance to then listen more and detect if i need to shut the person up or advice am. People might think it’s me being arrogant and i would tell you ‘it is’. Shikenah!!!

Na why you go see someone dey do strong face for outside but go dey smile inside him house because the person wan make people see am like a bad person and dem go fear sey he go get craze for head. Once the person put smile for face and let his/her guard down, people go enter am oooo...
I composed this long rubbish not because of you alone but because I no like make i dey see people waste their time trying to get validations from others ooo...you would think you no fit do without friends because dem sabi your secrets...but na because you dey fear wetin people go talk if dem leak your secrets out to your mutual friends.
I sabi sey i no dey quick forgive or forget, so e better make i allow people judge me anyhow behind my back than make i let my guard down and make dem stab me from the back. The shit hurts like mad bro. All she needs is a wall around her right now for each problem and try to do entrance exam in her mind and bring worthy people in to that house, make others dey jump fence...

If I be woman, i fit tell you make she contact me make i give her my face to photoshop ontop the picture. Dem never born person wey go ask me why i do am. Na how e take happen dem go ask and i fit reply dem in 3 weeks sef because e no go dey relevant again that time. Some go don die while some go don get problem wey big pass mine.
Na only wetin go bring money fit make me reply your chat instantly. Instant messaging apps like WhatsApp no be for me ooo because some people no get work than to dey check if your life don better or e don spoil. Na when e spoil dem like.
Take care of her ooo...if she is pure, I understand sey she fit kill herself. Because na that thing she dey use do yanga for boys wey dey disturb her ooo. Dem go think her value don drop and retry just to have what they want or abuse her because she no gree again and dem don see her b**bs. Na things we dey see but never feel we go dey run after...we stupid gan ooo..lol

But one thing be sey people no dey store things for brain for long if dem no feel am...na short term memory card dem go use store am. Me wey be sey my brain dull before, make i con dey narate to my friends all the b*obs wey i don feel before, e mean sey i no get better thing to do and I don waste space for my memory card inside my head.
No be by age, some people no get sense at all...dem go dey act tough but behave like a sissy when dem need to act tough. I no need make you sabi how i dey treat my woman or children because na when you dey my condition and you pass I go rate you as an adviser ontop that subject and not any other subject. Person wey never get 5M before dey advise someone how to spend 100M, na nigeria dem dey!!! Awon motivational speak!!!
Na naija i dey see someone with 3rd class dey advise second class upper how to dey behave.

Make i dey reason how your babe got into that shit and dey give you scenarios wey dey my head? I swear, me go use hours and once you later find the truth, e go dey my top 3 but wetin i wan disturb my brain dey search for experiences and possibilities for? Because na we perfectionist dey vex because person no understand wetin you dey talk and e go be like make you give am your brain or make the person see am how e dey see am...

Abeg shey that one fit put money for my account? Na me wan marry am? Na you wey dey explain how it happened cause am nah, had it been you asked for advice alone and talk sey na whatsapp story, na people wey get brain and knows what’s important and what’s not important go reply. Then you go see person wey no fit follow you talk if una meet and wan dey use you shine ask you how it happened so he go fit know wetin he go talk. Once you talk am, he go finish you and others go follow. Na because na you allow them dey imagine sey dem fit judge you.

Make you judge me, thank me or abuse me, as i dey type this, i no fit come back to this thread to type anything at all or check my mention or number of likes...me don talk my own be that, na person wey need anything there go understand am, person wey no fit grab go digest am in 3years once he/she don dey same situation. Me wey dey use my personal life do experience for people...you see sey i go dey vex if person wan waste my time? Lmao...
Because my life is full of adventures and others don get their own mapped out for them...na why i no get one particular work and dey teach person wey dey any other field work because i sabi sey i go don read am somewhere or get better experience about am, if i no enjoy am...i move on to the next. Small shitz here and there is gonna make me happy and not bored...because i like make i dey explore...I don’t drink or smoke but i can tell you how the thing be for body and my first time trying shitz people enjoy out...so i go sabi how e dey be for body and not just judge anyone. I no care if you dey happy or not as long it doesn’t affect my own feelings...i go just filter all your info, take wetin i need and face it.
If i am being paid to advice people, I know i can only be truthful anytime i see you make a mistake an intelligent high school student wouldn’t make. Once I start staring at someone saying things and not say anything, just know I am just processing the percentage of your dumbness...which I even love doing. I dey use you do experiment for my head...not my fault though...

Some people are not worth the time Bro...

Nawa ooo see long epistle like say na final year project

Exkandayee:
Bro your question makes you a weak man, what ayo did na Normal cos he knew you ain't serious wif the babe,na person weh you dehvuse cure konji so he ma wan cure konji so he will lie against you to bang her,but sometimes even after lying The babe still fit no gree bang the list,,,,, trust your niqqa,na school life e deh sweet well well,I stayed for school hotel for 2 year's na normal for hostels, niqqas go bang one girl before she founds out what's going on is too late

SIMP! What AY did ain’t normal, stop capping carelessly. That means you can do such. I seriously hate niggars like you.

Thou shall not bleep a fellow niggar babe be it side chick or main chick unless you both agree to runs the girl together.

You killed it bro

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Another mad L1 token that will perform well this year

Cellframe is criminally undervalued

Mainnet launch is tomorrow

DYOR

DenreleDave:
If you had followed this guy advise and bought at 0.01, ur own for don finish, premium tears .... Ur money for don dissappear by now

Lesson for newbies: No be every call person dey obey — Phenzy, 2022.

DieRich5:
E be like dat guy don cut his losses

E be like say na that guy dey tie XEC glory down

adontcare:
how?

He was shot and killed by his father

So sad he was sent to an early grave by his father.

Ibime:
GMT has done a 20x from launch, but GST has only done a 4x

If we compare the AXS to SLP relationship, some sharp guys may also allocate a small bag to GST. I'm not on Sol network but I might find a way of getting there, especially as GST listing will be inevitable just like SLP listing followed after AXS moon

Small supply
Low cap

respect80:

Yes, I did.
So many of you are actually hiding on a low key in this forum. Na matter the bring matter sha.
Much respect bro ✌️

Wow!
Mr Ahmed, my math 101 lecturer that year
Lmao... we no dey hide o my brother

respect80:
Back then, Mr Ahmed who was a math101 lecturer once told us that we were just wasting our time that we can't answer his questions during a test.

Dr Sale, a chem 101 lecturer also told me how it took him 6 years to obtain his first degree that do I think I would just come and obtain my degree and go like that? This is simply because I insisted there must have been a mistake that there was no way I could have gotten a C in chem101 after scoring 27/30 in the test which was later confirmed to be a mistake, or perhaps deliberately just to include me among those who have to grease his palms to pass

You schooled in KSU?

Franky70:
Initially I thought the Yoruba and Igbo hate thing is only on nairaland until I visited Twitter


Nigeria can never be one

I bin think say na only me observe am o... I was shocked with the kind of tribalism going on Twitter. Nigeria can never be one. That’s just the bitter truth.

Lalasticlacla on the beat

Nairaland e-feminists be like :

Totilopussylick:
Christian music industry is full of occultism both men and women.

You answer to is glory once your cup is filled up

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UYEMDO35:
Bro! Am not ugly neither cripple. U should understand were am coming from. I really don't have time for girls....she just happen to win my heart.

Lies
1. You re either ugly or cripple
2. We don’t understand where you re coming from
3. You have time fr girls infact you dey do overtime
4. She didn’t happen to win your heart... I am sorry to say this bro you re a weakling a terrible one for that matter. To nod you dey hungry me right nw.

If you like no discharge that girl before she ends up pinning another man’s pregnancy on you. Swimming pool wey community dey share e reach your turn you privatize am.

I believe you are a troll cos that nonsense you put up there can never be true