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FamilyRe: Why Are Mums, Women Always Placing Restrictions On Pot Of Soup?? by phenzy(m): 11:55pm On Sep 27, 2021
Davash222:
Stockfish.
Oh okay grin
FamilyRe: Why Are Mums, Women Always Placing Restrictions On Pot Of Soup?? by phenzy(m): 10:28pm On Sep 27, 2021
Davash222:
Mariah, soak the okporoko with hot water for like 30 minutes before you add inside the soup.

Don't play with me with okporoko, please.
Bro. What’s the meaning of okporoko?
Jobs/VacanciesSIAO Test Invite by phenzy(op): 3:13pm On Sep 26, 2021
My friend just got an email from SIAO inviting her for a written test. Anyone here have an idea of the pattern of questions and how much they pay audit trainee? Responses would be highly appreciated.
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu Visits His Father's Rented House In Ile-Ife (Video, Pics) by phenzy(m): 1:13pm On Sep 26, 2021
Terrier99:
Since you inherited stupidity from both parents and both dundeheads couldn't come together to educate you properly, let me do for you what your parents couldn't do.
If your father ever built a house, you would have known that the laws governing tenancies do not encourage renovations without the approval of the owner. You can't unilaterally renovate someone else's property, you can be sued for the tort of conversion or even arrested for malicious damage.
Gbam
RomanceRe: Help!!! Am Really Into This Girl by phenzy(m): 11:28pm On Sep 25, 2021
Op please don’t break up with her ooo kindly have a heart to heart talk with her. After then, you can go pay her bride price and marry her so she can be offering her puna fr every dick and Harry on your matrimonial bed. I repeat ahah... don’t break up with her o arindin.
TravelRe: Nigerians In Oslo, Norway by phenzy(m): 5:03am On Sep 25, 2021
aurorae1:
Sure thing.
Thanks brother but please how do I go about it
TravelRe: Nigerians In Oslo, Norway by phenzy(m): 11:34pm On Sep 23, 2021
I have a question please, can one use a US resident as one’s sponsor?
WebmastersRe: Google Deducts US Tax Monthly From My Youtube Earnings by phenzy(m): 4:19pm On Sep 21, 2021
Damnnn nigarrr issolright
SportsRe: Dream Big: Lingard Shares Ronaldo's Then Vs Now Photos by phenzy(m): 10:16pm On Sep 19, 2021
Mangekyo:
This rapist sef undecided
Did he rape you?
PoliticsRe: North Or South Which Is A Parasite? by phenzy(m): 5:53pm On Sep 18, 2021
Truthissupreme:
I was just thinking about a regional system and how each state today would fair

Let's forget about the oil from the south south that undoubtedly fuels this nation

From the expose of Gov Wike Rivers brought ₦15billion and got ₦4billion in june

If it decides to share that as a region it can comfortably give ₦2.5billion to Cross River, Edo, Delta, Bayelsa, Akwa Ibom and still be ok

Mind you this ₦2billion is the same one the king of the north kano with its huge population could manage let alone less populated states

In the West Lagos can comfortably give times 2 of that amount to Osun, Oyo, Ekiti, Ondo and i have not added Ogun that is reliable on its own and can help

In the East I won't argue with you whether they can survive on their own, i would simply say just give them their region and watch part2 of how a grounded levelled region in the 70's can be thriving today

In the North unfortunately the king of the North with all its quota system prefential treatment could muscle up ₦2billion a month

Meaning it is going to be sharing ₦90 million a month to 18 states and it still won't be enough to go round
I had to quote this cos I was banned by bolt on “cryptocurrency thread”. Hope you got the telegram ID
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by phenzy(m):
Truthissupreme:
Drop your id now so I can reach you
.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by phenzy(m): 5:11pm On Sep 18, 2021
Truthissupreme:
Do you have telegram?

I chat you up
Yeah...I am on telegram
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by phenzy(m): 11:09am On Sep 18, 2021
Truthissupreme:
I am used to binance

Even if na to load the person binance with credit card I don't mind
I have a verified binance account. PM me.
SportsRe: MARCA: The Circus Around Cristiano Ronaldo In England Is Embarrassing! by phenzy(m): 5:45pm On Sep 15, 2021
Blaqstick:
He can’t. He hate Messi since the days of Valencia. Where Messi scored 4 goals to beat his team
The failed player and coach. NEVILLE
Gary Neville failed as a player?
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by phenzy(m): 4:03pm On Sep 15, 2021
Neverlosemoney:
Lol……where him dey buy him pant from? grin
CR7 na... that’s his personal brand grin. Ronaldo wears CR7 pants.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by phenzy(m): 11:01am On Sep 15, 2021
Timekeeper:
Likewise your entire generation too.... grin

Till ur generation extinct from the face of the earth, his pant can feed all of them
But I never called him “useless”
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by phenzy(m): 10:31am On Sep 15, 2021
Timekeeper:
Werey man utd supporter

Your useless Ronaldo cudnt win for his team
Useless? Person wey him pant fit feed your entire generation.
RomanceRe: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by phenzy(m): 9:09am On Sep 13, 2021
valdes00:
Sorry to ask, what quantity of shea butter and how many capsules of tetracycline
Just a finger tip cut of Shea butter and one capsule of tetracycline
RomanceRe: Please Help; My Anus Itches So Bad! by phenzy(m): 5:52pm On Sep 12, 2021
Tonycart:
Please I would like to speak with you. Having same issue
Hey bro. I replied your mail already
SportsRe: Dolores Aveiro's Reaction After Ronaldo Scored His First Goal Against Newcastle by phenzy(m):
My GOAT fr a reason cheesy
RomanceRe: Ur Experience Dating Hawker Ladies by phenzy(m): 12:49pm On Sep 11, 2021
OhMyGodWtf:
Oh and thier poor background makes them look inferior instead of superior.

I was gonna buy groundnut a few weeks ago, I saw one with hazel eyes , slim body and the fastest ass ever, her skin is smooth as hell . More like a black American.

I was in shock why a girl like that would walk in sun for hours , until I later saw a few other ones similar to her
E be like say those groundnut girls dey everywhere fr lag nw. I bin dey eye like that fr my area... bang! if you see that girl bro. you go lose focus oo lol
SportsRe: Inside The N13bn Mansion Cristiano Ronaldo Will Be Staying At Manchester (Photo) by phenzy(m): 9:11am On Sep 05, 2021
Before you go come diss CR7 just make sure you ain’t a sadist or Pessi’s fanboy grin. I am still waiting fr that stupid yahoo boy called slawormir to come trashtalk Ronaldo
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Bags Award From Guinness Book Of Record - Picture by phenzy(m): 3:28pm On Sep 03, 2021
Numerouno94:
If u like collect gulder book of record no more balon d'or for u. grin grin
Btw The Goat Messi has one also for scoring 91goals in a calender yr, dig dat. grin grin grin grin
Cry more
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Bags Award From Guinness Book Of Record - Picture by phenzy(m): 3:27pm On Sep 03, 2021
mmadu4:
useless guy . he looks gay to me
Useless wey him boxers fit feed your entire lineage
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Bags Award From Guinness Book Of Record - Picture by phenzy(m): 3:24pm On Sep 03, 2021
Hard time for pessi fans grin
Where that yahoo boy slawormir sef?
RomanceMan Utd's Stock Market Value Rockets By £212million Hrs After Cristiano Ronaldo by phenzy(op): 1:13am On Aug 28, 2021
Cristiano Ronaldo’s shock return to Manchester United has seen the club’s stock market value rocket by £212m at one point on Friday.

On Thursday, it looked inevitable that Ronaldo would ignore his previous loyalties and sign for Manchester City, which would consequently put an end to their search for a striker.

However, over the course of Friday, the tide turned and in a fast-moving deal, Ronaldo was announced as a United player for the second time in his career.

The Portugal captain had spent the previous three campaigns at Juventus conquering the Serie A, he scored 81 goals in 97 league appearances during that time and helped his side win the title twice.

United will pay £20m for the 36-year-old, managing to pay a cut-price figure for the forward due to his contract in Italy running out next season anyway. He has now agreed to a two-year contract at Old Trafford.

But it wasn’t just the United faithful that went wild after seeing the announcement that Ronaldo would return to the Theatre of Dreams after 12 years away, the stock market did too.

When Ronaldo was announced on United's social channels, share prices in the club rose by an almighty 9.8%.

This morning, United’s share prices opened at $17.38 (£12.62) but they soon soared to as high as $19.09 (£13.87), which means that the club’s overall market value rose by $293m (£212m).

As many expected, the shares then fell slightly after the initial shock factor passed. However, it is still up by more than 6%.

Ronaldo joins United for the second time in his career after spending six years at the club from 2003 to 2009, joining from Sporting Lisbon for £12.2m. At the time, that figure made him the most expensive teenager in world football.
Under the management of Sir Alex Ferguson, the versatile forward excelled. He scored 84 goals in 196 league appearances, helping the Red Devils to three Premier League titles, a victory in the FA Cup, three League Cup wins and the Champions League in 2007/08.

Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/ronaldo-transfer-man-utd-shares-24857507

SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo: I Can't Allow People To Keep Playing Around With My Name by phenzy(m): 10:38am On Aug 18, 2021
ThierryJay:
This guy has an overrated sense of how important he is.

I understand his misery sha. It's not easy to be in the shadow of your imagined arch-rival for the past 2 months especially when his superiority over you has now been cemented and you no fit catch up.

- The prospect of Messi winning 7th Ballon D'or;
- Messi's move to PSG which destroyed CR's chances of joining a team he had been eyeing eagerly;
- Exit of Serie A's best player, Lukaku, who was a premier league reject making Serie A to appear substandard.

It is all really too much to swallow for Pendu which is why he is misyarning dust that people shouldn't talk about him. Excuse me, people are even talking about Lord Braithwaite's exit plans so how can you say they shouldn't speculate about you if you consider yourself greater than Barcelona's Chris Brown?

Pain can make one say stup1d things sha.
you must be a very stupid fellow
SportsRe: Camavinga Or Ndidi: Which Player Should Manchester United Sign? by phenzy(m): 8:54pm On Aug 06, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright....

Ndidi anyday anytime twice on Friday...

But this one way Ngonzi united want use am as defensive midfielder is bad...

Na so chelshit take kill Mikel obi career....

Mikel obi way be versatile attacking midfielder come begin play as defensive midfielder....
You re ignorant. So you think ndidi is a not a DM. Just stick to your yahoo work abeg.
EducationRe: My Experience With An Undergraduate In A Bus On My Way To Owerri by phenzy(m): 1:08am On Aug 06, 2021
Una wan kill me with laugh I know say op go dey regret why him create this thread lmao. See savages ooo grin. Op abeg take heart
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: Tega’s Husband Reacts After She Showed Saga Her Nipple by phenzy(m): 9:53am On Aug 03, 2021
TheGidiRedPiller your attention is highly needed. Come see lord SIMPleton of eastleigh grin
CrimeRe: Why Hushpuppi Got To Snitch...(OGs Get In Here) by phenzy(m): 12:42am On Jul 30, 2021
KiNg0G:
Ibori had alot of government officials he could have snitched on sir, but yet he took everything on his head.

It was a choice he made.

Let's be sincere for a minute.
You think ibori was laundering all thos money discovered for himself?.


Hushpuppi was too soft... whats 20years he can't take? That ain't life imprisonment.

Besides he might even be out before 12years...and when he do...his blockchain logins are still safe... who knows the worth of the usd value at 2035 come on mahn..

telling on his own niggas just to get his time cut.. for a difference of 2years subtraction.


That's so lame.
Lol keyboard warrior he said what’s 20 years that he can’t take. You think 20 years is 20 days ba? Just pray you no enter FBI wahala even though it’s 6 month sentence dem give you, that 6 months go be like 600 years fr your face.
EducationRe: Has NYSC Changed The Rule? by phenzy(op): 11:34pm On Jul 29, 2021
Obere4u:
No.. He will revalidate and get posted to another place.
Okay. Thank you sir

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