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dmcdad: Chai! You go wicked for real life oooo

hahahahahaha..no be so o bro...All na jokes na,abi u don dey take am Personal?

dmcdad: Jeez! **Looks at him like he is from the city of Sodom** **Wondering why he can't be as remorseful as the city of Nineveh**

*Goes close to him in fury*....*i go slap u again o?*.......walks out while he stares in awe!

spongeback: I want to dedicate the first slap to the poster for creating this effing topic secondly 190 for bringing me here thirdly to maclatunji for banning me because I said my mind at the Islamic whatever and also to That chick that created a thread saying she wants a guy abroad

Lol....

dmcdad: Cries... But yet, blesses him.

*Recieves the blessing without Remorse*.......*winks*

crossman9: the catholic church is the false prophet in rev 17: read your bible Christ embassy calls its self a universal church that is what the word catholic means and some of the teaching are completely catholic they call him father teacher just like the bible.
says we are not to call no man father Matthew 23:9 you need to read Matthew 24:4 take head no man deceives you

you love man not the truth of the bible I will never stop attacking the catholic church and especially Christ embassy it is the devils house there brother and sister of the same family the devils family father like son

Now i know what your Problem is.....Read This:

ATMC: Well, @op chris oyakhilome does not know it all, so when he does somethings dt are not in line with scripture, excuse his being in d flesh afteral he's still a man. One thing some people don't understand is dt pastor chris may even be among d people god will say to depart from me ye workers of iniquity even you op or any other on this thread.

crossman9: the catholic church is the false prophet in rev 17: read your bible Christ embassy calls its self a universal church that is what the word catholic means and some of the teaching are completely catholic they call him father teacher just like the bible.
says we are not to call no man father Matthew 23:9 you need to read Matthew 24:4 take head no man deceives you

you love man not the truth of the bible I will never stop attacking the catholic church and especially Christ embassy it is the devils house there brother and sister of the same family the devils family father like son

Now i know what your Problem is.....Read Atmc's Comment.....I think you dont even know or undastand what you are saying.....You are just delusional somehow...

dmcdad: #turns the other side for him...

Smiles......*Goes closer for the 2nd time and gives him the hot slap (towaaaah!!) again*........Hears him crying and cursing with Red Eyez!

dmcdad: Well... I don't do online beefs neither do I engage in offline beefs. So, as far as I am concern, no e-slap, e-fist, or e-fight with anyone.

Walks up to him,and [towaaaah!],slaps him...Sorry o

So am sorry i had to Resort to This Folly...I didnt Actually Know where to Open This Thread,so forgive me for opening it in the Romance Section o...
Okay,Recently,many people(Members) Moderators,Administrators) have been misbehaving in Nairaland(a Cyber World),so i thought we should start Giving cyber-Slaps too....
So,You can now finally Give that person that infuriates You here a hot Dirty Slap...Pics are Welcomed too...
Disclaimer: Am Not Promoting a Cyber-fight o.......Thanks...

Heavy Slap(towaaa!) to that Mods that banned my Friend...............

Fkforyou: Just imagine bale on the right,ronaldo on the left hmm...it's just awesome...both of them have speed,agression,and they are both good at taking shots,although i dnt know about shooting power/range of neymar,by the way I think messi would b playin mostly as a CF/SS unlike ronaldo and bale who are both wingers,it's similar to ribery/rubben combo....lol...men barca don die....#team arsenal.

do u watch ball at all? Sorry for the harshness of the question,but am serious about that Question......
Do u knw that Ronaldo has been used in a central Position many times and it didnt work out?
I guess u only hear the name Neymar Neymar,but u have not watched him play thats why u made that comment......
Ask urself,11 and 9 or 11 and 7,who are likely to work more closely together?
Anyway,like i said b4,Bale aint a Real Madrid player yet,so this argument does nt stand.....But Meanwhile, Europe will feel the Phenomenal "NEYMESSIS" This time around....

ATMC: Well, @op chris oyakhilome does not know it all, so when he does somethings dt are not in line with scripture, excuse his being in d flesh afteral he's still a man. One thing some people don't understand is dt pastor chris may even be among d people god will say to depart from me ye workers of iniquity even you op or any other on this thread.

I love you for this Comment my dear...You just summed it all.....mwaaaaaaah!

Firstly,@OP,U shud have edited that work before posting it na...I Just forced myself to finish reading it self....
Secondly,there is nothing like being "part of" catholic church as regards Christ Embassy...You are either a Catholic church or not...Dont make that Erroneous statement again....
Thirdly,i want to drop my Own bomb.....:: If you are attending the Church set up by a human being who wakes up from a wierd dream one day and claims God told him to do so,am sorry for you............END OF DISCUSSION...

Rhyms01: [s][/s]How can I woo my female best friend without her hating me?[b]How can I woo my female best friend without her hating me?[/b]How can I woo my female best friend without her hating me?

You dont need to....Just allow events to play out themselves.....

Na wa for some peeps oh.....Its time u guys realise dat money aint everything....So u all wanna tell me you will let a girl marry u for ur money?
Once marriage is involved,the traditional way of Wooing wil alwaz apply....
Any marriage or relationship based on money is = Disaster.,....

Deiok: Tahiii, you lie.

Talk about zone nah SOUTH-SOUTH.

I dont want to call names...do ur research well...both in the movie and music industry,although not much in d comedy industry....Think back bro...i dont want to start calin names..Nairaland cnt even contain it all..

PrettyGaby: eliminate all these ones and u re likely to end up gay... no, not gay cuz guys ve the same issues. u ll end up a lonely, bitter, angry fellow

No na sister! There are billions(in 9ja,millions) of people that dont fall into any of these categories...
From ur tone,i can see u are guilty of one shaa....

Am back in the thread...I couldnt read most of the comments because some were hidden,but i get the picture you guys are painting.....
Britain,likes to hype their players.That one is sure..Imagine Caroll £35m,Downing=£20m,etc....But then,when u look closely,u wil see that this players are not even worth €15m.....
Gareth Bale is a player i admire,but putting that heavy price tag on his head is realy undeserving and unscrupulous,but thats by the way...
I HEARD SOME PEOPLE SAYING "INDividual Players?"...In football,there is nothing like individual players..What we have is selfish players,and most times,it is the coaches that gives them leverages to do so.....
Comparing NeyMessis and "RonaBale" is like comparing them c.ronaldo and Messi separately,and then Comparing Neymar and Bale separately...Look at their individual xteristics football wise? You will acknowledge the real fact...Most people are saying Bale Bale Bale,because u people are alwaz watchn Bale play week in week out in Epl,but i dare you to go back and Watch Neymar videos.....for quicker view,go and watch the Confeds cup again......
Ronaldo and Bale are two deadly Footballers i will even love to see in my club,but then, NeyMessis has shown over the years with their consistencies that they produce trophies with their football skills,but i cant say of Bale and Ronaldo currently....Both will be busy tearing defences apart,but NeyMessis will be bringing the Trophies home.........BUT THEN,BALE AIN'T NO MADRID PLAYER YET.........*WINKS*...