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@ robby

this is too cheap
it is a man with his son and and grand son

stupid girl

they paid $10 each,+$5 returned is $30,

if u divid $25 by 3 u will get 8.3.
so 8.3 multpliy by 3 will give u 24.9 which is the same as 25, + the 5 returned is 30.
mathematics,






OKAY NOW ANSWER THIS


A MAN SEW THREE PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME
THE FIRST PERSON SHOT SOMEONE,HE HAD PITY AND RAN FASTER THAN THE BULLET AND SAVED THE MAN
HE SHOT


THE SECOND PERSON BUILT THIS HOUSE FROM FOUNDATION TO FINISHED IN ONE DAY


THE THIRD PERSON RAN TO HIS HOUSE FROM MORE THAN 2KM UNDER THE RAIN WITHOUT GETTING WET.

SO among these men, who is the fastest

they paid $10 each,+$5 returned is $30,

if u divid $25 by 3 u will get 8.3.
so 8.3 multpliy by 3 will give u 24.9 which is the same as 25, + the 5 returned is 30.
mathematics,






OKAY NOW ANSWER THIS


A MAN SEW THREE PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME
THE FIRST PERSON SHOT SOMEONE,HE HAD PITY AND RAN FASTER THAN THE BULLET AND SAVED THE MAN
HE SHOT


THE SECOND PERSON BUILT THIS HOUSE FROM FOUNDATION TO FINISHED IN ONE DAY


THE THIRD PERSON RAN TO HIS HOUSE FROM MORE THAN 2KM UNDER THE RAIN WITHOUT GETTING WET.

SO among this men, who is the fastest

FOR OKIJA __JUJU, YOU ARE STUPID IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD COS EVEN OKIJA WORSHIPERS BELIEVE IN GOD BUT FOR MADAM KOKO, Bleep YOU

IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN GOD, IT’S JUST YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS MUST YOU MAKE A SONG OUT OF IT.YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BELIEVE WHAT EVER YOU WANT.
ONE THING I DON’T GET IS WHY GOD IS THE CENTRE POINT OF DISCUSSION OF ALL ATHEIST. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD WHY NOT LEAVE GOD ALONE AND TALK SOMETHING ELSE PLEASE,

>IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN GOD, IT’S JUST YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS MUST YOU MAKE A SONG OUT OF IT.YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BELIEVE IN WHAT EVER YOU WANT.
ONE THING I DON’T GET IS WHY GOD IS THE CENTRE POINT OF DISCUSSION OF ALL ATHEIST. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD WHY NOT LEAVE GOD ALONE AND TALK SOMETHING ELSE PLEASE,

ASSHOLES

:-x :-x

SEASON ONE

A pastor was fasting and praying on a mountain, suddenly he slept off, on the way down he got held of a little root and nothing to support his legs, after struggling for a while he looked up and shouted…is any one there? Please help me………………
A voice replied, my son I will help just let go of your hands.
He said okay and looked down, after a while he looked up again and shouted … Is any one else there?


SEASON TWO

15 Things You Probably

1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much
they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some
way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is
because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they
go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not
be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something
good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on
you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on
the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what
you want, you probably won't get it, but if you
believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you
will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you
will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let
them know that they are great.
A Minute
They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but
then an entire life to forget them.
Send this phrase to the people you'll never forget and
remember to send it also to the person that sent it to
you. It's a short message to let them know that you'll
never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it
means you're in a hurry and that you've forgot your
friends.
Take the time, to live and love.










SEASON THREE
Self appraisal

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a solar carton and pulls it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to type the eleven digits,
The storeowner observed listed to the conversation.

Boy;;;;;;;; ma’am can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Lady;;;;;; I already have some one that does that for me.
Boy;;;;;;; ma’am I will cut your lawn for half of the price of the person who cuts your lawn now.
Lady;;;;;; I’m satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.
Boy;;;;;;;; ma’am I will even sweep your curb and side walks so on Sunday
You will have a clean environment.
Lady;;;;;; no, thanks.


With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store owner, who was listing to all this, walked over to the boy,

Store –owner;;;;;;;;; son, I like your attitude, I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.
Boy;;;;;;;; no thanks.
Sore-owner;;;;;;;;;;; but you were really pleading for a job now.
Boy ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; no sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is cutting her lawn.



THINK ABOUT YOURSELF





SEASON FOUR

WHEN A THIEF FORCES YOU TO TAKE MONEY FROM THE ATM, DO NOT ARGUE OR RESIST, YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT HE OR SHE MIGHT DO TO YOU. WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS TO PUNCH YOUR PIN IN THE REVERSE, I.E IF YOUR PIN IS 1254, YOU SHOULD POUNCH 4521. THE MOMENT YOU PUNCH IN THE REVERSE, THE MONEY WILL COME OUT BUT WILL BE STUCK INTO THE MACHINE HALF WAY OUT AND IT WILL ALERT POLICE WITHOUT THE NOTICE OF THE THIEF. EVERY ATM HAS IT; IT IS SPECIALLY MADE TO SIGNIFY DANGER AND HELP. NOT EVERYONE IS AWARE OF THIS.

oh my GOD, where is AMAKAONE?

PLEASE I NO WANT RUNNY STOMARCH.

i love thi joke,



and the forum very stupid

mohot, pls dont be angry with me, i dont even know if you have some one close to you as a drunk, but from my little experience, all this write ups does not make sence.


SET LIMIT.
do you know that there are people that only the smell of alcohol can send them to hell?
ask people around, so how do you set limit.

SLOW DOWN.
this one is interesting, you said that if one drinks slowly, the possibility of getting drunk is minimal?
so one can drink a lorry load slowly without getting drunk.(i believe so)

WATCH WHERE YOU DRINK
should i comment here?

sister please forget every thing about alcohol, you may write about food.
thanks for reading

OH MY GOD THIS IS VERY , STUPID
IF YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT ALCOHOL DONT ADVICE ANY BODY PLEASE

welcome all
 

                            season one
A pastor was fasting and praying on a mountain, suddenly he slept off, on the way down he got held of a little root and nothing to support his legs, after struggling for a while he looked up and shouted…is any one there? Please help me………………
A voice replied, my son I will help just let go of your hands.
He said okay and looked down, after a while he looked up again and shouted … Is any one else there?  


                           season two
15 Things You Probably

                        1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much
                     they would die for you.
                 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some
                    way.
                  3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is
                       because they want to be just like you.
                    4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
                even if they don't like you.
                5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they
                   go to sleep.
                 6. You mean the world to someone.
                  7. If not for you, someone may not
be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something
good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on
you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on
the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what
you want, you probably won't get it, but if you
believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you
will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you
will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let
them know that they are great.



                                      season three
                       SEASON THREE
Self appraisal

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a solar carton and pulls it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to type the eleven digits,
The storeowner observed listed to the conversation.

Boy;;;;;;;;  ma’am can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Lady;;;;;;  I already have some one that does that for me.
Boy;;;;;;;   ma’am I will cut your lawn for half of the price of the person who cuts your lawn now.
Lady;;;;;; I’m satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.
Boy;;;;;;;; ma’am I will even sweep your curb and side walks so on Sunday
               You will have a clean environment.
Lady;;;;;; no, thanks.


With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store owner, who was listing to all this, walked over to the boy,

Store –owner;;;;;;;;; son, I like your attitude, I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.
Boy;;;;;;;;                 no thanks.
Sore-owner;;;;;;;;;;;  but you were really pleading for a job now.
Boy ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;  no sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is            
                                  cutting     her lawn.



THINK ABOUT YOURSELF

i cant believe i could read it as if i was the person that wrote it.
more of it will help o develop human mind.




who is this?

thanks asshole

thanx all



                                                           season one
 A pastor was fasting and praying on a mountain, suddenly he slept off, on the way down he got held of a little root and nothing to support his legs, after struggling for a while he looked up and shouted…is any one there? Please help me………………
A voice replied, my son I will help just let go of your hands.
He said okay and looked down, after a while he looked up again and shouted … Is any one else there?  

                                                         season two
                                       Self appraisal

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a solar carton and pulls it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to type the eleven digits,
The storeowner observed listed to the conversation.

Boy;;;;;;;;  ma’am can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Lady;;;;;;  I already have some one that does that for me.
Boy;;;;;;;   ma’am I will cut your lawn for half of the price of the person who cuts your lawn now.
Lady;;;;;; I’m satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.
Boy;;;;;;;; ma’am I will even sweep your curb and side walks so on Sunday
               You will have a clean environment.
Lady;;;;;; no, thanks.


With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store owner, who was listing to all this, walked over to the boy,

Store –owner;;;;;;;;; son, I like your attitude, I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.
Boy;;;;;;;;               no thanks.
Sore-owner;;;;;;;;;;;  but you were really pleading for a job now.
Boy ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;  no sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is cutting her lawn.



THINK ABOUT YOURSELF
                                         
                                     


                                                         season three
15 Things You Probably

1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much
     they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some
     way.
 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is
     because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
     even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they
    go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not
     be living.
8.   You are special and unique.
9.   Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something
     good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on
     you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on
     the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what
     you want, you probably won't get it, but if you
     believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you
     will get it.
13.  Always remember the compliments you received.
     Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you
     will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let
    them know that they are great.
    Take the time, to live and love.

welcome all!

check out season one, two and three

bros i want one that could power a tv, dvd and a laptop,if you have any with solar let me know, my email is ginikanwaokechukwu@yahoo.com phone number is 08037059582

bleeped

bros thank you very much. you just gave someone hope.

idiot dont you know that civil service job is the best,imagine. beaing a civil servant is an honour ( where you expecting me to say something differante?)
if you are a human being , you dont need any body to make a choice ( i like to work for government!!!)
mumu

what i dont understand is why people just post any thing. but must we respond to any nonsence posted here.let us be wise.
mumu ehm sorry, mojojojo please try to don something beter with your life and stop fooling around

this has shown me that 90per cent dont know good thing.nkwobi is always the best,if you say  na lia you dey kolo,

this has shown me that 90pe cent dont know good thing.nkwobi is always the best,if you say na lia you dey kolo,

pls iwant the ebook too, my email is ginikanwaokechukwu@yahoo.com

please i want a bettery for hp laptop ( m700)
my number is 08037059582