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(ituen and ben)

, your father.
it is just a joke not an english exam please.


mohowchic! thanks very much

season one

[b]pastor was going to church, along the way he came across a girl selling bread "bread, buy your sweet bread". He asked the girl "why should i buy your bread" the girl answered "because Jesus is the bread of life", the pastor was impressed and bought the bread. He saw another girl selling apples, and he asked her why he should buy her apples, and the girl replied "because i am the apple of God's eye". the pastor bought the apple. Later he saw a calabar man selling yam, he asked the man why he should buy his yam, the calabar man replied "because God says 'I YAM THAT I YAM' [color=#990000][/color][/b]



season two

A YOUNG MAN BROUGHT A HOUSE GIRL FROM A REMOTE VILLAGE IN ENUGU,DO TO THE THIS MAN'S HEALTH HE DOES NOT DRINK COLD WATER OR ANY HOW WATER, THE AFER THIER ARRIVAL THE MAN AKED THE GIRL TO GET WATER FOR HIM FROM HIS ROOM, MUNITES LATER THE GIRL CAME BACK WITH WATER,AFTER DRINKING THE ASKED THE GIRL THAT THEWATER HAS TASTE AND WHERE DID YOU GET IT FROM AND THE GIRL REPLIED, EHM ! IS FROM THAT WHITE POT INSIDE THAT SMALL IN YOUR ROOM ( THAT THE WC)


NOT FUNNY ENOUGH? GET YOUR HOUSE GIRL FROM THE VILLAGE.



SEASON THREE



The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!



SEASON FOUR


New Women's Study
There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting.

85% of women think their ass has grown too big since getting married,

10% of women think their ass is just as big as it was when they got married,

The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him and would have married him anyway.

pastor was going to church, along the way he came across a girl selling bread "bread, buy your sweet bread". He asked the girl "why should i buy your bread" the girl answered "because Jesus is the bread of life", the pastor was impressed and bought the bread. He saw another girl selling apples, and he asked her why he should buy her apples, and the girl replied "because i am the apple of God's eye". the pastor bought the apple. Later he saw a calabar man selling yam, he asked the man why he should buy his yam, the calabar man replied "because God says 'I YAM THAT I YAM' [size=8pt][/size]

bros all this enough to scare one way, money no dey come like that, pls stop fooling us.

huxley and udode,
i

i beileve that expirence is the best teacher, so to prove if it is real or not contact me and i will take you to a


village

where you will find out the truth yoursevles my email add is ginikanwaokechukwu@yahoo.com

na waooooooooooo, so much for religion, inspite of all this do we truely pratice what these holy books ask of us//////


muhammed and jesus were great men.thanks to Almighty God that we believe in His existing, so take time and pray to Him for His ways

wo_man, wo_man, wo_man .

sorry, i was calling me dog.

you try, nice one in deed [tt][/tt]

lady bam, thank you very much please come up with one,

IAM NOT FUUNY BY NATURE BUT I HOPE YOU ALL WILL LIKE THIS POST, IT IS MY FIRST POST HERE.



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[b]MOTIVATIOAL SPE[/b]ACH

*MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING,THERE IS MASTERCARD AND VISA

*CHILDREN IN BACK SEAT CAUSE ACCIDENT,ACCIDENT IN BACKSEAT CAUSE CHILDREN

*THE MORE YOU LEARN, THE MORE YOU KNOW, THE MORE YOU KNOW, THE MORE YOU FORGET, THE MORE YOU

FORGET THE LESS YOU KNOW, SO WHY LEARN IN THE FIRST PLACE

*SAVE WATER,SHOWER WITH YOUR GIRL FRIENDS

*BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN THEREIS A WOMAN,BEHIND EVERY UNSUCCESSFUL MAN THERE ARE TWO

*LOVE THY NIGHBOUR BUT DONT GET CAUGHT.








HE AND SHE[b][/b]
*HE ======HI! I DIDN"T WE GO ON A DATE ONCE? OR WAS IT TWICE

*SHE----------MUST BE ONCE,I NEVER MAKE A MISTAKE TWICE

*HE------------MAY I HAVE THEPLEASURE OR THE MISIC?

*SHE ----------NO,I WOULD LIKE THE PLEASURE TOO.

*HE-------------HOW DID YOU GET SO BEAUTIFUL?

*sHE -------------MAY BE I WAS GIVEN YOUR SHARE

*HE---------------GO ON DONT BE SHY ASK ME OUT

*SHE-------------OKAY, GET OUT

*HE---------------WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME?


*SHE-------------NOTHING,COS I CAN NOT LAGH AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME.


*HE--------------PLEASE MAY I HAVEYOUR NAME.


*SHE-------------WHY? DONT YOU HAVE ANY??

dear mr paul, i iam interested in the product, i have sent you a mail and i would want you to reply,my e mail is ginikanwaokechukwu@yahoo.com

please house,who has compaq m700 battery for sale and how much. email me ginikanwaokechukwu@yahoo.com

na waoooo, i dont understand this one

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the most anioying part of it, is that all these posters are not born again,
the woman jesus met asked him. -----"
your people said that we ought to pray in the church(synagauge) and our people said it should be in the mountain, now tell me where we ought to pray."
you all know the story,
the question should be ami born again,
ami living in sin or not,
do i say what i dont to,
do i have any feeling for God to do His will



please read this

ecclesiastes 12:13


thank you for reading this post

please house some one with bsc in business management,advance diplomar in aviation management and general management, and knows how to us amadeus amd galileo,is all these not enough for one to get an airline job?

please house some one with bsc in business management,advance diplomar in aviation management and general management, and know how to us amadeus amd galileo,is all this not enough for one to get an airline job?

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your mother

any 25th april 1977 in the house plz mail me ginikanwaokechukwu@yahoo.com

steaming what do you mean

tytylayor, who are you.

myemail is ginikanwaokechukwu@yahoo.com

NO MAN CAN FIGHT FOR GOD, HIM ALONE HAVE THE POWER TO FIGHT FOR HIMSELF, IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THERE IS NO GOD, PLEASE CHANGE YOUR THOUGHT NOW YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO SO,YOUR LIFE IS ENOUGH AVIDENCE THAT THERE IS GOD,

my is DK ( dacore egbusor) or kate henshaw

for me, i will slap and fight john okoafor, for making behave like him.

this one na yellow fever plu malaria parasite, the stars dont even know you people exist.go look for some better to post

nairalanders na waooooooooo

baby its a nice one,and fun to read, cheers

iam okechukwu, oyigbo, but i work in rumumasi, i can be reached thru ginikanwaokechukwu@yahoo.com

please house do any one know the cost of Austin laz ice block machine
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my peace that was very funny.