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After flogging the hell out of you,my mom will ask for your shoe size just to pacify you and end up not buying it

What do your parents do?

Onucs:
There is no such thing as simp or hard guy.

It is only experience that reshape our views on how we see the opposite sex. Suffice to say that, a simp today can become a redpiller tomorrow

Valid point..i have rolled with many women but still remain a simp,redpillers and feminists are the ones who should work on themselves

Since joining nairaland in 2021,I have come across 2 sets of people here:

The feminists(they despise men a lot but loves preeq)

The redpillers(this ones can form hard guys but will be dying for pussy)

Well now there's this group of men who don't hurt women,and they call us simps(the pussies are always there for us too,and we give them our preeqs willingly)

Hurting a woman doesn't make you more of a man
SIMP I STAN!!

I have never been a stammer all my life..started experiencing this shit from 18 years old

Now I am 22 and it seems to be getting worse,I am also losing my self confidence..i am afraid deppression might set in

Paulooo91:
How are things like this possible? She has back to back success on all her correct scores. Could it be witchcraft?

follow her free games but don't buy her games..this woman scammed me and blocked me

EmzyT:
2020 bro!
You schooled at Esut too?

Hey,please don't leave us hanging..come update this story

Sweetvie:
I don't like going out at all... If everything is in the house and am with my phone am good to go. can't sleep without the light on...
Am addicted to milk, like i can't stay a day without drinking milk which i find quite weird coz milk are for kids...
I can't eat without a drink too
I can't eat leftovers, like if I cook breakfast i must finish it that same morning it can't remain for lunch then when it's lunch I have to cook fresh meal again same go for dinner and also soup i have to finish it same day which I find so weird..
I tap my fingers when am nervous or see something beautiful...

wow..i like your type of person : )

BlackMan6969:
I chop ma fingers off with ma teeth all day everyday. I never use razor blade.

can you show me pictures of your nails..i wantu laff small

AnonDude2004:
I prefer a good-looking face to boobs or a nice ass.

An ugly face is a turn off for me

Divay22:
I think about things subconsciously and they happen..

Can you think about me hitting 1k dollars?,pleease!

Kutunban:
I love death and always having that feeling that it will be a nice experience, always talking about it. People around me don't like it but most times when I'm sad, I assume that what if I'm dead will the cause of my sadness bother me? then I regain my peace. Always having that feeling that if I die that's when I'll start existing.

I cover myself with the blood of God

Jesterinjay:
I chew eba

That's when it is more delicious..op i support you

Tegabadguy:
i just like admiring people's wife or having sex with them

Admiring them is okay..but sex haba!..op u better change if it is true

Cc Lalasticala

Eagba:
only the needing ones lose opportunity.

You are human..you are bound to be needy

oluwaseyi0:
O boy, you truly weird

You literally watch your punter friend drowned

I won't totally blame him..sometimes people see you as a "too know" when you try to help

dMetalist:
I enjoy talking and arguing with myself

Alot of weird humans in nairaland

elpochas:
I dnt take tins to serious no mata hw serious it is.

Even death?

Itohanmiwa:
I enjoying using my index finger to pull mucus out of my nose, gather them until they are big enough, roll them with my fingers into one and sniff it. My goodness that smell gives me joy. Sometimes I go extreme and taste how it is.

You are not weird..you are ma.d

clerkent:
Can lock me up inside house for one month as far as everything de house.wont bother stepping to the door

Until NEPA takes the light,breeze blows the curtain and shower running on its own,then you will bother "japaing" like Usain Bolt

chatinent:
In this world we live in, being too social comes with more harm than good.

You just hit the point "too social"..not being social at all is depressing

chatinent:
Antisocial.

But there again, it seems it's a good thing.

Yeah..your peace of mind isn't tampared with,just that it makes you lose a lot of opportunities

Natbrowny:
Objective na make food enter belle.

Seriously..wetin concern me and people's talk

Mine is that i hate proverbs

Instead of saying "i did not come all the way for nothing"..you stress yourself saying "a frog doesn't run in the daylight for nothing" and end up explaining yourself

fman:
Don't worry .
They will release it.
I understand how u feel.
But don't let depression set in.

really?..thanks for encouraging me,but what's really getting me worried is that all 9 subjects are held

All 9 subjects in my WAEC result are HELD
I am confused,because i am not in anyway involved in any exam malpractice
Inshort i am depressed

genius43:
It is not coming to Nigeria. It is for the India Market.

Really?

Who has an idea whether the Mi 11i Hypercharge is available in Nigeria now?

Everyone has a story to tell..were you nervous or excited?

sammy329:
Let the location should be around school area, preferably secondary school students.

yeah done that already

Crafteck1:
Will respond later, been very busy

Eagerly waiting boss

You must know how to fix atleast game pads if not
E go drain u wotowoto
Thanks man..ur advice will be implemented