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gmailpictures: why dem no use their private jet na ? these are big boys

Because dem no get Private Jet

jasper7: dis one try... you need to model for Dudu Osun or baba Ijebu. lol.. just kidding. you fine naturally.

LMAO

[quote author=Shir£ll£ baby]i am the most prettiest girl joor*give me d medal*[/quote]Ur Profile picture is different from what I'm seeing here...

contactmorak: Ok, I don vex and jealous. I've been seeing some pple uploading their pix with celebrities. So, I'm wondering if anyone on Nairaland has met and spent time with as much celebs as I have. As a DJ/entertainment writer, I dare anyone to come out and prove me wrong. I've met everybody in d industry.2face o, 3face o, name it na! I no say I no too fine, but I get mouth die! They call me DJ Finger... Feel free to yab me. Mods, oya do ur job. Except u dey envy me. Lol!

BB:230DE75D

U no fine @all

Yawns

... E no rhyme

deliveryboy: Na so una mind hard reach, someone's about to loose his sight and all one sees here is some mean hearted comments, if na your towns man now u go see solidarity comments for the guy. A nation full of Aluu people.

Go deliver parcel Jare... U no get better thing drop...

nwando: I am surprised he didn't die
Anytime he sees a girl from now on,he will pick race

He won't see a girl no more...

Good for him... I wonder why men won't stick to D1... Cheating doesn't make you better... SO ANGRY... Damn...

A subscriber who shared a mail with us, with cossy’s HIV Status as it headline was previously ignored, because of lack of evidence, but now other blogs and media houses are beginning to confirm the source. The email says that Cossy Orjiakor is HIV positive. This report is unconfirmed as efforts to reach very close persons to Cossy proved abortive. A purported close friend of Cossy disclosed that she is currently undergoing antiretroviral medication.

Here Is Part of What The Mail Said:

“I want to use this medium to warn all the s*x addicts using Cossy as their frequent client.. If you wanna live long run from this babe. I’m very close to her. In January she learnt about her HIV-positive status and since then she had spent all her money on antiretroviral drugs in order to keep her immune system strong. My friend Cossy is still living in denial of it. Again I’m warning all her customers to be careful. You only have one life to live. Make u no say I no warn you o. Chai!”

We have to admit that of lately Cossy has been doing stuffs that most women wont do on a normal day, we just have to hope that this is just a rumor at least, cause this is a disease that has No Cure

http://gistpage.com.ng/?p=8718

@op U don dey mad abi?

ROTFL

9ice one

001solar: Na wa ooo na by force make u comment.

Wetin bad for wetin em yarn Abi U no like know the place

Akpors Daughter Returns Home
After 30
Years.
Akpors (Angry): “Where
The Hell Have You Been
All This Years?”
Daughter: “I Was Working As A
Prostitute In
Italy”
Akpors: “What? Get Out
Of My House You LovePeddler,
I Don’t Want To See
Your Face Again”
Daughter (Crying): “Before I Go
Dad, I Came To
Give You
A $5 Million Cheque, And
Here Is A $1million For
My Brother Rukewa . I Had Built
A Big House For You In The
Northern
Surburbs With Everything In It
Including A Ferarri And A Bugatti.
Bye Dad”
Akpors (Smiling):
“What Kind of Work You Said You
Where
Doing”
Daughter (Crying Out Loud): “A
Prostitute
Dad”
Father: “Come And Give Daddy A
Big Hug, I
Thought You Said You Where A
”Prosecuter"
#Describe Akpors In One Word

CAMEROONPRIDE: I weep 4 naija.
Naija which way? In 2013?

I WEEP FOR U!!!

This was posted in http://www.nairaland.com 4 years ago... I wonder why it made front page...

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Oro Nation is comprised of five Local Government Areas (LGAs) in Akwa Ibom State, Nigeria namely Oron, Udung-Uko, Mbo, Urue-Offong/Oruko, and Okobo. The Oros are the third largest ethnic group in the state. The Oron people, popularly called 'Oro Ukpabang' or 'Akpakip Oro' by its indigenes, are made up up of several clans. Oron town is the third largest city in Akwa Ibom state after Uyo and Eket. Oron has a seaport and a Maritime Academy which is soon to become a nautical university. The predominant occupation is fishing and farming. Last year, Oro Carnival was held - the first of its kind in that part of the state and this vision was excellently pioneered and delivered by the able Chairman of Oron Local Government Council Orman Esin [pictured above with his beautiful wife]. The week-long event featured display from different parts of Oro nation, traditional arm-wrestling, a musical concert and of course the carnival float. Here are pictures of the carnival..enjoy!...[+] Read More http://wetinhappen..com/2013/03/excluve-pictures-memories-of-oro.html

Looks Boring

In a singles convention a prayer point was
raised"
that singles should pray for their heart
desires".
A lady prayed, "oh lord I don't want to
marry
a short man. Any short man that is coming
my way I bound
him by holy ghost fire!...
And there's this short man standing next
to
her,
praying: oh lord I'm a short man but I'm a
billionaire. Immediately she heard the
word 'billionaire',
her prayer changed.
She said "oh lord! is that your voice? Who
am
I to say no? I will marry the 'content' and
ignore the ' container'.

[quote author=::DaddyBlack::]i luvv that video of HOW MANY Bfs can a Nigerian Girl Have

There's one Dark chick in that video im n Love Wit

And she sounds soooo hoe-ish....LmL [/quote]Dude U should be in Jail...

[quote author=::DaddyBlack::]Nigerians are known for their barbaric rituals. I just invited a few homies over to play xbox, I had no idea they would cut my dads head off.

Nigerians are Sick and Demented[/quote]