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ndala is the dumbest

Teacher : What will you do when you grow up?
Student : Facebooking
Teacher : No! I mean what will you Become?
Student : Admin of Facebook pages
Teacher : O My God! I Mean what will you Achieve
when you grow up?
Student : Facebook Admin Rights
Teacher : Idiot! I Mean what will you do for your
Parents ?
Student : I'll create a page for them on Facebook,
"I Luv Mom and Dad".
Teacher : Stupid! What do your parents want from
U?
Student : My Facebook password.
Teacher : Oh God!

Emusan: New Month joke LOl! the second one is not even silly as the one, they sent to go and touch fire maybe is solid and he rush go come back with a burnt finger.

Tnankx

ichommy: no be your fort, if not for free MTN Magic MB, u fit dey comment n.onsen.s.e, weep for yourself o.

FAULT

*WHICH OF THEM IS MORE
STUPID??**
Two men were challenging
them self, the first one say
that my son is more stupid
than your son, the second
one say no mine is more
stupid than your son, the
first one say ok let prove
whose son is more stupid,
he call his son and say to
him, take this money run to
the market and buy me
something, without asking
what to buy the boy run to
the market the first man
say that you see how stupid
my son is. The second one
laugh and say this is not
stupidity watch and see
he called his son and say to
him go home ask mom if
am at home his son run
home and come back to
him, the son said that mom
said that you just went
out. . . . . .
Which son foolish pass??

Chichi: Do you smoke?
Akpos: Yes....
Chichi: How many packs a day?
Akpos: 3 packs.
Chichi: How much per pack?
Akpos: N200.
Chichi: And how long have you been
smoking?
Akpos: For 15 years.
Chichi: So, one pack costs N200, and you have
3 packs a day, which puts your spending each
month at N18,000. In one year, it would be
N216,000 correct?
Akpos: Correct.
Chichi: If in one year you spend N216,000 not
accounting for inflation, the past 15 years
puts your spending at over N3,000,000
correct?
Akpos: Correct.
Chichi: Do you know that if you hadn't
smoked, that money could have been put in a
step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the
past 15 years, you could have now easily
bought a brand new Range Rover HSE Sport?
Akpos: Do you smoke?
Chichi: No.
Akpos: So where's your Range Rover HSE
Sport then?

interesting LIE!!!

[quote author=Alyricist★Laura]Ayo who this Ashy Lipped niqqah wit tha towel wrapped around his head??!?!?!

Ayo what thread did i click on?!?..What is This?!?!

Looks like a 1994 Queens Rap Video[/quote]bit*ch U are UG and LY

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

A man went to see a doctor and
said, "pls doctor don't laugh at
what i want to show
you. "the doctor said,"i
have been a doctor for 20 years so
i don't see what can amuse me." so
the man opened his
trousers and showed his p*nis to
the doctor
which was as small as a TV
remote's battery. on seeing dis, d
doctor fell down and started
laughing uncontrollably.
after 10 mins of laughter, he
regained himself, apologized and
asked the man, "whats
wrong with your penis?"
The man said, "its swollen.."
The doctor died laughing

You are in d car with ur dad & he is driving.
Suddenly Cool FM starts playing Rihanna's
song titled:
"SHUT UP & DRIVE".
Your dad then asked,
"What's the title of this song?"
What will be your reply?

Thanx guyz

OLD

G.E.Jonathan met with the Queen
of England. He asked her, "Your
Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government?
Are there... any tips you can give
to me?
I want to help Nigeria.
"Well,"the Queen replied, "the
most important thing
is to surround yourself with
intelligent people.
Jonathan
frowned, and then asked, "But
how do I know the people
around me are really
intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip off her cup
of tea. "Oh,
that's easy; you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushed a button on
her intercom. "Please ... send
Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room
and said, "Yes,Your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,
"Answer me this please. Tony,
your mother and
father have a child. It is not your
brother and it is not your sister.
Who is it?"
Without pausing for a
moment, Tony Blair
answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask
N. Sambo, his vice presidential
choice the same question.
"Sambo, answer this for me. Your
mother and your father
have a child. It's not your brother
and it's
not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm
not sure, said
Sambo. "Let me get back to you
on that one..." He
went to his advisors and asked
every one, but none
could give him an answer.
Finally, one night, he ran into
Dora Akunyili.
Sambo asked, “Dora, can you
answer this for me?
Your mother and father have a
child and it's not your brother or
your sister. Who is it?"
Dora answered sharply, "That's
easy, it's me"
Sambo smiled, and said,
"Thanks!" Then, he went back to
speak with Jonathan. "Sir, I did
some research and
I have the answer to that riddle.
It's
Dora Akunyili.
Jonathan got up angrily,frownin g
he said to Sambo. No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I
don't have intelligent people
around me. !You Dummy! The
answer is Tony Blair!!!!......

A girls bottom simply is the sole of her feet

na Oloriebi22 mumu pass

Since the Kokomaster, D'banj, made a public confession that he's still single and looking for a good woman to make his wife, Olufamous reliably gathered that actress Genevieve Nnaji has been making frantic efforts to get back into the arms of the super star.

My source, who is an insider in D'banj's camp, said Genevieve and D'banj never really had a quarrel but that she was complaining too much because of the many ladies around him. D'banj, he said, got tired of her drama and simply ignored her. Now she wants to come back by all means...

Genny just clocked 34 and its obvious she can't just settle with any guy from the street corner; her man has to be someone with some level of class. I hear she made contacts with D'banj at least three times in the last days of April but D'banj is still having some reservations.

One of his concerns, the source told Olufamous, is that Genny is too nosy and always wants to know everything going on. D'banj is the cool type who doesn't like talking too much so he's kind of having a hard time accepting her back, even though he sure needs a woman now.

There is also the issue of age difference; D'banj will be 33 in June but Genevieve is already 34. She is said to playing the card of 'age is just a number' but D'banj is still taking his time, as the handsome groom.

Nice One

Nice One

1. It is only in an IBADAN Fast Food that you ll seee "Meatpie N120"... "Meatpie (with Gen) N1500

2.Ibadan People will have an accident, stand up, curse the driver, then fall down and die
...
3. Ibadan girls can still ask someone in a BBM group "are you on BBM"

4.BREAKING NEWS: KFC closes all branches in Ibadan.. Report says people just come in, take pictures and leave

5.A Typical Ibadan Man sprays all his Money at a Party and Treks home

6.IBADAN Girls still think ipad is a PAD used to stop Ménstrual Flow

7. Ibadan Girls know more INCANTATIONS than BIBLE VERSES

8.The World Can not End Tomorrow Cos ibadan girls still use spoon to drink viju milk

Am I wrong people?

Very Funny...

Nice