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I'm going for a standard promotee treatment of 4 nil, worst case scenario is a 2-goal win.

tkb417:
Vidic is a number 1 red card specialist. mascherano too
i just sold the guy for 5 pesewa!!!

for real, u dont have any reason for having a DM in ur team
they wont score and they'll bag yellow or reds

can u imagine Fletcher getting a yellow for a minor tackle? the REFs dont like dem

sell all ur DMs if u wanna win

5 pesewas too much . I don't think I'll be doing much tinkering abeg. I thought about it and one could be changing the team every week! I don't have that kind of time jor. Long haul between now and May make we dey see the film show unfold

chic2pimp:
I have already changed oooo . I am now born again. I have accepted the holy ghost back into my spiritual life.

I hope so. . .

tkb417:
whats ur prediction for tmr u guys?


Dayo
i dont have tht stuff o

2-nil is not bad at all, Ferdinand is gonna be out for a bit

Una no fit change.

Not bad at all. Rooney scored 12 pts. Total haul was about 45pts. Now i wish i bought Fabio. I wonder how many points he's worth now.

Quit with the Ronaldo talk already.

Sauron
Playing comeback kings is not always fun though waltzing through it all I'd admit is also worse but still I'd rather we have a winning start.

Sauron
Not sure how this is going to go but Brum are being tipped to survive relegation. Piss poor luck they have to face us. This is a chance to prove our squad spirit to all. Even if all the V's in d team go bust, we'll still nick it.
Kray
Suck a nipple, willya? There's always going to be only 1 king in Manchester. It's expected there's a pretender in Man Shitty, nothing else.

Birmingham will fall, no doubt about it. The only thing I'm worried about is the number of goals.

Gaynners, How are you guys going to deal with Everton today? I'll not forget that RvP's late equaliser last season. This season is gonna be different but it's good to get Goodison park out of the way early enough

Uncle Dike
LWKMD ooo! It's too early in the morning to be making us laff like this now?

How many are we now? 1 hour to go.

Epl tends to have a larger following than most european leagues. There's a way to make these things better, there's also the way the G.O wants it done. We'll all have to cope with it and also try to make it please everyone else too. The big european games too deserve threads but every premiership Big 4 game is treated with that size too. I'm sure the Mod will work it out.

@all Cricket haters
I raise a motion. Why don't we all try to live through a game of cricket and stay awake through a tutorial of the rules, maybe there might be a change of heart.

[b]Bore[/b]Rat
Did you see Man Utd in your nightmares that you woke up and start misquoting biblical incoherence to support the jargons your unmanicured fingers are typing. Who is the liability Man Utd purchased? The money Chelsea will be paying Daniel Sturridge is what? Money that Man Shitty refused to pay the bonehead. It's too early in the morning to be doing this. You're forgiven. Take a bath, eat well and come back later to apologise.

chic2pimp:
beats me too . If[b] ibra manages 40goals and 30 assists and barca retains their treble[/b] berra get ready for yabbing from KRAYOLA . I don warn unas oo.

Ghaddafi will recant Islam before happens. Never, all three cannot happen ever, not even two of them.

chic2pimp:
although I am yet to be convinced I have seen people put up a good arguement why they believe he is better. Secondly we all know though a great manager jose is a wasteman . He said deco was the world's best when @ porto,said lampard was world's best @ chelsea. So he is basically repeating the same pattern.

Leave Mourinho's dirty mouth out of this. I'd take Berbatov to Ibra anyday. For such a tall guy, he's so small in big games.

chic2pimp:
sharrap jare look @ dis agbero oooo . Well sha u 2 talk sense for the first time comparing eto'o's valuation to bent .

Me? you don hurt my feelings. 

~Sauron~:
I won this debate against Dayokanu and other ABUs some few months ago.

Was Giggs better than Ronaldo last season in the EPL?
Forget what the Sports writers spew. . . . . .It's all political.

Yep, sport writers can say all they want, we all know the truth

dayokanu:
Zlatan is not fit to lace Ribery's boots that confirmed Ibrahimoflop is a waste of space anywhere.

Etoo worth 4million?? You must be Basket mouth wannabee.

Nigel de Jong was bought for 20million with 6 months left on his contract.

Lucio was sold for 9million despite the fact that he has a year left and he is a defender. yet Etoo is 4milla.

I need that type of weed you smoke

Etoo £4 million? And Darren Bent nko? Shoe get size, bro.   Kray's actually right, Barca would have lumped off Etoo any way possible regardless of the cash offering as long as he was ready to go without a fuss

chic2pimp:
ibra actually was according to serie a writers. But I know wot u mean. We all know kaka is the better player but he was often injured last season plus he plays in a shitty team.

You talk well first time wey I don know you, clap for yourself

~Sauron~:
Berbatov is better than Ibrahimovic. . . . .I dunno why he's rated at all. . . .
Thankx to Mr. Big-mouth(Jose Mourinho) for conning Barcelona into buying Ibrahimovic.

Mourinho is a yahoo man at night. Biggest scam of the summer that deal

Krayola2:
A lot of clubs want Ribery because he is obviously a very good player, so if he was worth it someone would, IMO, at least be seriously negotiating to get him. 40-50mil seems reasonable this transfer window, but mainly because of what Real Madrid and Man City did to inflate prices. Any other year and 35 -40mil at best. . .he is very good and can be great, but he hasn't done anything to warrant this type of posturing from Bayern Munich. They just want the hype. .

Can be great is not great, Kray. Prices are so inflated right now I can only imagine what would happen in January. Imagine a world where a half-good player from Belgium costs £6-10m! wengay is going to be so left behind that he'll have to clone his own players!

Sauron

anything between 40-50 depending on his performance next season and maybe world cup form and France's progress

Krayola2:
lol. . you u be veteran

Ribery has NEVER had 10 assists in any season throughout his entire bundesliga career

His highest EVER goal tally is 11 goals.

In 05/06 he started 34 games for Marseille and did not get a single assist the entire season.

Somebody wants 80 mil euros for this  ^^ piece of dog shit. What is the world coming to? 

Dike knows that somebody well.  

Krayola2:
hmmmn. tweaked they say. , hmmn, we shall see who the real big boys of Manchester are. My money is on Manchester City. . .My main men Tevez, Adebayor, and Robinho have a point to prove.

Imagine! If these are the main men to be afraid of, I'm shivering. Not even Santa Cruz and you mention Tevez who will score less than Owen this season? Okay o

*modified*

Tkb
I'm expecting that PM o. Contact madam cristalz about that transaction.
Manc
Any news on Vidic? I heard he might be fit but he's still marked injured on Fantasy league.

Emperoh, I don understand hin colors now. I was wondering when started professing to the gains of Barca on this hallowed thread. Chimp4Pimp, nah me and you on this thread. Recant your fornicating ways and come clean!

chic2pimp:
Ibra might be a waste pipe and a flop but the catalan boyz will still show una pepper. Messi,Xavi,Toure and Iniesta will still turn una players into a team of dodoyos like they did in the finals. Shey una don forget how una suegbes dey chase ball like agberos wey dey look for egunje.

Look shrimp2chimp2pimp, what are you doing here explaining the virtues of Barca? I tire for you o? The next time I hear you say WE MANCS, Wahali I will tell Mod Crizzle to seize your ID, I promise you.

Krayola2:
Those malnourished leg-overs of his aint breakin down no bus. . . this ain't riverdance, na professional football

When e come be professional footie nko? Nani is going to send critics like you to Psyche Ward before the end of the season when those stepovers get mad ass goals. Even if Birminham bring bring the bus, the kitchen stick and even import DikE's leftover german bunkers, We'l still nick the three points.

Emperoh:
the invincibilty that shrouded him as a green horn. . . .people will now recognise him as a potent danger.

Yeah, his potential is right there for the whole world to see now, he'll be kicked, bullied and hassled everytime he touches the ball. If he's able to survive it enough to bang in the goals, the fear of Kiko will be the beginning of wisdom. Chei, I can't wait!!

Tmoni:
Man shitty will always be in their normal position-----------------7, 8, 9

Man shitty no fit pass 8th. CNN ran a piece on them and how they might assembly the army this season, Tevez and Broda Ade to start. Goal.com is tipping Roque Santa Cruz to be worst signing of the season and Sebastian Bassong as best. I can't wait till we beat up Brum over the weekend.

Thor:
Reasons why certain games are hated by Nigerians 

Rugby is a real mans game 

Cricket is for the intellectual and educated sport fan 

F1 is for people who can drive and have an understanding of the word 'speed'

Golf is for the rich and successful!

Ice Hockey is for people from cold climates and a constant supply of electricity to run ice rinks 

American Football is for homosexuals 

I think that Nigerians should stick to board games like Monopoly

Craziness suspected. . . Confirmation pending

Thor:
Pity that 419 is mot a sport as Nigeria would be the World champions 

Craziness confirmed!!! You no well at all!!!!

Jesus wept. Going to heaven is not even this complicated! Going to hell is even so much easier. Tkb, good luck finding a female tortoise drunkdumb enough to expose her left breast in public. Mood swings of the G. O? Is he gay or something? I think it's the after effects of those potent hallucinogens the mods must be combusting.

Change. . . The only thing that can never change on this thread is Sauron skipping every gaynner knot thrown
Cristalz
Manc first, proprietress second, third? Fourth? Fifth?

C2S
Quick come o. I full ground dey wait you.
I'm glad Nani is fit again. It's a real bonus for us towards the season opener. Evans must not be rushed, He always comes in handy during the rush period.
Muki Mukeke
I hold you before?

Tkb
No mind that Chic2PimpShrimp2Chimp. Hin no gree sleep last night. My dumb internet has bounced me to night plan so can anyone update us on the Reds day out yesterday. Last I heard, Evans is injured, Fletcher was captain of the scottish wreck last night and Tosic grabbed a brace.
Fbs
France? Raymond Domenec makes Ladan Bosso feel like a world-class genius in comparison. He's slower than a pregnant snail on crutches. The players had better advise him to quit or frustrate him out.