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pls house,i intend travelling to dubai with 1.3m
naira.my plan is to buy goods,male wears
precisely, worth of 1m.then make expenses of
300k ie travelling,shipping and clearing
expense using cargo.pls i need advice and suggestions from
experienced importers or travellers in the house,to know whether i will still be on profit side after these
expenses.

pls house,i intend travelling to dubai with 1.3m naira.my plan is to buy goods,male wears precisely, worth of 1m.then make expenses of 300k ie travelling,shipping and clearing expense using cargo.pls i need advice from experienced importers in the house,to know whether i will still be on profit side after these expenses.

We have 1000 metric tonnes of pure AGO for sale at 118/ltr.Interested buyers should contact me on 08038628106 FRANK,u can still contact me if u have link with a tank farm owner.

This embarrassing story happened on Friday after an attempt by a lecturer at the Theatre Arts Department of Delta State University to have sex with a female undergraduate student in order to pass her.

We leart the lecturer had earlier threatened to fail the innocent student if she refused to have intercourse with him.

After his persistent call for intimacy, the lady kind of gave in.

The smart gal refused hotel offer by the lecturer instead she told the lecturer to visit her apartment for his request.

The lady identified as Tega told male friends and neighbours about the lecturer’s plan to visit her for sex rump and told them to force the door open once the lecturer finish removing his clothes.

As usual, Mr Lecturer showed up on time at Tega’s apartment on Friday.

She allowed him in and left the doors unlocked in order to facilitate her plan.

Unknown to him, Tega had arranged with her male friends and neighbours that they were to force their way into her apartment once she got him completely naked. The lecturer was dragged out and embarrassed.

Biafra we need pls

Don't worry,Nigeria will soon divide,either by peace,violence or war.the warning message has been sent to mr president.we have talked about peace for too long,seems is not yielding any result.we will try violence.

From office of Biafran Government in Exile:
CC: Ndi-Igbo
CC: MASSOB
CC: All Igbo Communities worldwide
CC: RADIO BIAFRA
CC: Bilie Human Rights Initiative CC: ArtKids International
CC: Chief Goddy Uwazurike DIVIDE NIGERIA BEFORE NIGERIA DIVIDES ITSELF Dear President Goodluck As things have drastically fallen apart in that
fraudulent country (Nigeria) you rule, it is the right
time for you as the Commander in Chief of the
Armed force to think deep and think again. Right
inside your Christian conscience, you know the
games, tricks, lies and fraud as well as dubious intention with which the Criminal British colonial
fools joined water and oil together and called it
One-Nigeria. Mr. President, deep inside your heart, you know
that Nigeria is not one country and will never be.
Now imagine the pressure coming from the Housa-
Fulani against you. Wake-up Mr. President and act
wisely. For the sake of stealing oil wealth with Britain, the
Housa-Fulani abandoned what they are good at -
Agriculture; and have since ages, been looting the
wealth of the so called one-Nigeria. Today you are seating on a very hot presidential
chair - a chair I would not even wish my enemy to
seat on. Your re-election in that Tower of Babel
called Nigeria would result in a serious bloodshed
as already guaranteed by Gen. Buhari.
Mr. President be wise and act now. You are witness to the dehumanizing and
marginalized state in which the so called One-
Nigeria has since decades subjected the Igbos who
they have always feared because of our
intelligence, technologies, industrialization and
Igboism. As a result, they do not feel One-Nigeria when killing, cheating and raping Igbos and
Igboland. They have successfully corrupted Igbo men and
women politicians and turned them against Ndi-
Igbo to their own detriment. You yourself Mr. President, are aware of how the
Housa-Fulani and Nigeria committed genocide
against Ndi-Igbo and as a result wasted 3 million
live of Igbo sons, daughters, mothers, fathers and
children without any regrets until this day. Enough
is now Enough. We have not forgiven them. Where you not in Nigeria when Gen. Ibrahim
Babangida proved that he owns Nigeria by
stopping every effort made by the then Oputa
Panel to reconcile all parties and apologize to the
Igbos. Yet we are One-Nigeria. Who is fooling who
Mr. President? Nigeria will never be the same again as the
fraudulent 100 years marriage comes to a sad end.
Whether you Mr. President like it or not, Housa-
Fulani are crying out for oil and would do
everything possible to grab the oil again. I know
you would not like to see a serious civil war in Nigeria hence this call for action now. Igbos all over the world watched with dismay
how you (Mr. President) and Nigeria released Boko
Haram while arresting MASSOB. Though Igbos are
not surprised. DIVIDE NIGERIA BEFORE NIGERIA DIVIDES ITSELF: As the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces,
you have the golden opportunity to peacefully
divide Nigeria and let the Housa- Fulani continue
with Agriculture while the Delta/Ijaws start
refining their own oil by themselves. As for the
Biafrans, we will continue with technologies, invention and innovations as we tap into our high-
sense warehouses. We hereby call you to without any further delay,
start talks on how to divide the country peacefully
whether the Housa-Fulani likes it or not. If you take
this decisive step, you would not only save Nigeria
a bloody civil war but would also make name for
yourself for life. If you continue to wait for a natural and miraculous division of Nigeria, we
hereby remind you that Housa-Fulani will never
want a peaceful division of the Nigeria for fear
they will end up in poverty; since they have long
forgotten their best profession – Agriculture. BIAFRAN LIBERATION NOW!!!
Mr. President, does the disappointment of Millions
of Igbos not matter to you? Are you happy ruling
unhappy people? Are you not concerned about the
imminent civil war in Nigeria? Can’t you see that
2015 is pregnant? Must Igbos act like Boko Haram before you listen?
As no Igbo man or woman; son or daughter as
well as children are happy to belong to this Tower
of Babel called Nigeria, we hereby demand for the
unconditional liberation of the Sovereign State of
Biafra without any further delay. As you know, Igbos are not Cowards and will
never be. We will declare the Sovereign state of
Biafra if neither Mr. President nor Nigeria is willing
to start talks on the peaceful liberation of the
Sovereign State of Biafra now. Quote me anytime!!! Mr. President, think and think again. We want to
start talks to the peace liberation of Biafra. I do not
need long grammar from any of your SA s. On behalf of Ndi-Igbo
Engr. Obioha Ezekwesiri Enyinnaya (ICT)

who knows whether Moyes have collected Webbs number 4rm ferguson,cos he ought to have it oo,i know what am saying

pls this issue of battery prblm of infinix shuld not be over flogged.i think the phones performance is generally ok aside 4rm the ba3 life and low RAM.its a good phone though.afterall almighty blackberry also has ba3 issue,always drained within 3-4 hours heavy usage.i even have extra ba3 4 my BB.So condeming the product or ranting is not the solution.i rather suggest we go their fb page,commend the product,lay ur complaint in a polite manner i.e.complain abt the ba3 and RAM,ask them 2 upgrade their ba3 to at least 23-25000amh,and their ram to 1GB.i think in doing so,our suggestion will reach the appropriate quarter,rather than using rude statements and ur id's getting blocked. Infinix is a good piece of gadget anyway,u dont expect a 100% performance for a 25k android,hmmm u be thief?afterall there are some smart phones that is costlier than infinix that stil has this ba3 issue eg blackberry.so lets not condem them abeg.

pls sir,how much can u land a honda halla,honda academy or toyota carina E to lagos.i need your best price asap.i need any of them that will fall within my budget.thanx

u know prices of kero do fluctuate daily,so u call me i will tell u the supply rate as that tym.

I am a supplier,i supply on cheaper rates.where is ur location? U can reach me on this number 08038628106.

This is a black week in Nigeria.sad news from different angles.na wa o

is it naija used or tokunbo?

pls do baba ijebu play in aba,cos i hav been looking 4 whr 2 play,but i havnt seen any lotto stand around.

pls i want to know if lotto plays in aba,thanks

@philmart,how much would it cost me to get a toyota camry 2006 model (pencil light) from cotonou 2 naija.i am planning to get my first ride.
My mail is desanchezy2k@yahoo.com.thanks

A friend of mine once told me that buying car from Togo is far much cheaper than buying from cotonou because they dont pay import duty tax.He further told me that his uncle bought a toyota camry pencil light for 300k,the papers 100k and the driver that drove it down 2 Naija 50k making a total expenses of 450k.he said they gave him a custom clearance paper called 'la passe' that will cover the car against naija custom until he gets the car license.He also said his friend bought a mitsibushi bus for 450k,then both papers and driver 200k making a total expense of 650k down 2 naija.so pls,auto gurus in the house,i want u guys 2 comment on this whether his claims are true or not.cos i want 2 travel 2 togo as well for my first ride so that i wont make any mistake.thanks.

A friend of mine once told me that buying car from Togo is far much cheaper than buying from cotonou because they dont pay import duty tax.He further told me that his uncle bought a toyota camry pencil light for 300k,the papers 100k and the driver that drove it down 2 Naija 50k making a total expenses of 450k.he said they gave him a custom clearance paper called 'la passe' that will cover the car against naija custom until he gets the car license.He also said his friend bought a mitsibushi bus for 450k,then both papers and driver 200k making a total expense of 650k down 2 naija.so pls,auto gurus in the house,i want u guys 2 comment on this whether his claims are true or not.cos i want 2 travel 2 togo as well for my first ride so that i wont make any mistake.thanks.

Why would a wife/girl that claims to love you,
send you
::::boxers and expect a BB?
:::a tie and expect Brazillian hair?
....singlet and expect iPAD2?
:::cuff-links and expect Blackberry Porsche? ::::nothing, at all and expect an expensive dinner @
KFC? Pay her school fees and she is flying a flag three
times a month, yet we preach gender equality...
NO! As a result of the observable injustice and
inequality, the Husbands and Boyfriends
Association of Nigeria (HBAN) in its 17th Annual
General Meeting held yesterday at the Federal
Secretariat, Abuja has concluded that it should be
on (TB) Trade by Barter this Feb 14th coming in the next 7 days! A singlet for bra.
A boxer shorts for a pant.
A roll on for a Sure perfume.
Cuff-links for a rubber band to tie her natural hair.
If she shows up at your door empty handed,
switch off your cable and put NTA for her to watch.
If she gives you flower, give her mango leaf.
Afterall, both are gotten from trees.
If she comes for dinner without money, take her to
night vigil. All husbands/boyfriends are advised to revert to
the new status quo asap! Signed,
Secretary, Husbands and Boyfriends Association of
Nigeria (HBAN).

Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from
their neighbor & decided to go
to a calm place to share the loot” one of
them suggested the nearby
cemetery . As they were jumping the big gate to
enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the
gate’ but they didn’t bother to pick
them since they had enough in d bag . Few
minutes latter
A… drunkard on his way from a local bar passes
near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: “One for me, one for u. “One for me, one
for u”
He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he
can to
the local priest. “Father father pls come with
me’come and witness God & Satan sharing
corpse at the
cemetery.”
They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the
voice continued:
“One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u., one for me, one for u..
Suddenly the voice stoped counting and says:“
Hey, What about the two at the gate?”
.
,
. .
.
.
you needed to see marathon race….even
the priest almost passed the church gate !!!
shouting we are not dead yet ooo….

miss d days when we went to school, lined up & D
headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform
&den we match to our classrooms,
U Remember na??
• D days of Nasco Biscuit, okin biscuit Trebor, Iced
Colored water tied in nylon we called it "lolly"
• D days of Goody-Goody&pak o Biscuit. X_X
• D days of ali & simbi,Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo
lives in Calabar.
...
• Chei, i remember those day
s when one naira na money,when groundnut was
5kobo. & choco milo sweet was 5 kobo
• days of messing game,who is in d garden, police and
thief
• D days of mama & papa play
• days when we use to build houses with sand, play
suwe game,tinco tinco,change ƔU̶̲̥̅̊я style, ten ten,
skipping, stop! U remember nau!
•those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, wen
boys used to use d paint bucket cover as tire & their
daddy's hanger as d steering
•those days when rubber band was stock exchange
•days when votron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man
was our favourite cartoons
• D days of limca soft drinks& choco milo advert on
black and white tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous by1:30pm
• when we say 'leke leke give me white finger'
• Those days when eleganza pen was d best
• D days wen we used to drink water from d tap even
suck out d water if its not coming out
• D days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins
then national anthem before they resume program @
4pm • D days were basket sandals,simbi nd Bata
sandals were d best
•Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, dstv
has come. No more old fun.
I'm really proud to have experienced all this. If u r nt
smiling it means u were nt born in my generation. N
wich means u ar d INDOMIE generation lol!
Abeg share make others laugh jari

miss d days when we went to school, lined up & D
headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform
&den we match to our classrooms,
U Remember na??
• D days of Nasco Biscuit, okin biscuit Trebor, Iced
Colored water tied in nylon we called it "lolly"
• D days of Goody-Goody&pak o Biscuit. X_X
• D days of ali & simbi,Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo
lives in Calabar.
...
• Chei, i remember those day
s when one naira na money,when groundnut was
5kobo. & choco milo sweet was 5 kobo
• days of messing game,who is in d garden, police and
thief
• D days of mama & papa play
• days when we use to build houses with sand, play
suwe game,tinco tinco,change ƔU̶̲̥̅̊я style, ten ten,
skipping, stop! U remember nau!
•those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, wen
boys used to use d paint bucket cover as tire & their
daddy's hanger as d steering
•those days when rubber band was stock exchange
•days when votron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man
was our favourite cartoons
• D days of limca soft drinks& choco milo advert on
black and white tv Nd̶̲̥̅̊ sunday rendevous by1:30pm
• when we say 'leke leke give me white finger'
• Those days when eleganza pen was d best
• D days wen we used to drink water from d tap even
suck out d water if its not coming out
• D days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins
then national anthem before they resume program @
4pm • D days were basket sandals,simbi nd Bata
sandals were d best
•Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, dstv
has come. No more old fun.
I'm really proud to have experienced all this. If u r nt
smiling it means u were nt born in my generation. N
wich means u ar d INDOMIE generation lol!
Abeg share make others laugh jari

pls i need som1 to explain this to me.i want to import a human hair worth $9.03/piece. And the weight is 0.03kg each,then the shipping cost is $29.04. Pls,is this shipping cost for a piece of 0.03kg,or is it for the total quantity u want to buy.The shipping cost is tripple high more than the cost of the product.pls educate me more on this,am realy confused on this.

i need a link 4 game download of nokia x6 touchscreen.action games

use a pillow and suffocate him,thats all

As the nation mourns the tragic helicopter crash
that ended the lives of Kaduna State Governor,
Patrick Yakowa and former National Security
Adviser, Andrew Owoye Azazi, alongside four
others, Nigerian Prophet, T.B. Joshua has revealed
how he prophesied the fatal crash. On Sunday 16th December 2012, speaking to a live
audience on Emmanuel TV, Prophet T.B. Joshua
explained how God showed him the incident,
stating that he conveyed the message to the nation
in a series of prophetic revelations that started in
January 2011. “I see the blood of personalities flowing,” Joshua
said on Sunday 2nd January 2012. “This is a
government personality. They should not enter the
same plane and say they are flying from one state
to another for any reason in this country. There is
danger. This is a plane crash.” On July 15th 20112, he added further insight to the
revelation, saying, “Those people who matter in
society, they should not go inside the plane,
together in one plane because I see satan wants to
destroy these people who matter in society…”
Joshua specified that six individuals would be involved. “They begin to mention one, two, three,
four, five, six people who matter in society, high
profile. The enemy is looking for a time when they
will enter a plane together and be on the air.” On September 23rd 2012, Joshua sent one of his
‘Wise Men’ to deliver a message, stating that he had
seen the flag of Nigeria being lowered, calling on
Nigerians to join in prayer to avert the tragedy that
would result in this. Then, on October 27th 2012,
Joshua himself specified further about the incident that would cause the lowering of Nigeria’s flag,
stating that he saw a Governor flying with his aide. He said, “Everyone should come together on their
knees and pray for the nation. Where will these
people go, you, Governor, and you put yourself
inside a plane and go together with your aide?
Where are they going? They should not put
themselves inside the same plane, aircraft and go. I’m seeing this thing is very close.” After the tragic helicopter crash on Saturday 15th
December that saw the death of 6 Nigerians, many
online observers of Joshua’s ministry stated that
they remembered his prediction when it was
initially spoken on Emmanuel TV, lamenting that
the government officials had not taken it seriously. After playing back the clips of the prophetic
revelations, Joshua spoke to the congregation,
stating that he even went to the extent of reaching
out to Nigerian President, Goodluck Jonathan to
warn him of the impending disaster. He stated that
the nation should have entered a period of national fasting for the tragedy to be averted but that
people were not taking the prophetic messages
seriously.
Joshua subsequently petitioned those in power to
publicly call on all those who claimed to have
prophetic powers to submit their revelations for the upcoming year to those in authority.

plz guyz,i want 2 know the games dat draws nation wide.i knw of national n clubmaster,wat of the odas

bossboi whs u dey naa,i dey wait ur national banker sinc,abeg post am naa