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Politics / Re: Budget Padding: EFCC Grills Jibrin For Seven Hours by PhweshyJ(f): 8:34am On Aug 10, 2016
They should stop 'grilling' that man biko. They should get to work already. Invite the accused and 'drill' him and his cohorts. Every time they'll be 'grilling' Jibrin. undecided
Education / Re: Ladies Pour Water On UNIBEN Final Year Student by PhweshyJ(f): 6:18pm On Jul 31, 2016
JoeCutie:
Na that day you go know say some people hate you for this life!

They'd get a mixture of poo + red oil + hot drink + oil paint + fresh pepper + urine + zobo and pour it on you. Shout from Jerusalem to Jericho, nobody go come to your rescue. Isn't that gobesious? undecided

Wicked!
embarassed
Seriously some people use that opportunity to punish those they have something against. One girl actually poured poo mixed with mud and some other substances on a guy some time ago. People are really heartless embarassed

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Relationship Status (don't Lie) by PhweshyJ(f): 11:27pm On Jul 22, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
PhweshyJ
Yes? shocked
Romance / Re: What Is Your Relationship Status (don't Lie) by PhweshyJ(f): 11:21pm On Jul 20, 2016
JoeCutie:
Bebe, would you be my girlfriend, even if it's on an interim basis? cheesy
Me? Interim? shocked Ah! I'll deal with you!!! cheesy

Meanwhile, why aren't you contesting for Mr. Nairaland? Just look at your picture. You've got all it takes, dear. Cute and sexy. wink

You've got mail.

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Relationship Status (don't Lie) by PhweshyJ(f): 10:51pm On Jul 20, 2016
JoeCutie:
Single! lipsrsealed
Still single? Why? You don't want to have a girlfriend! cheesy

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Family / Re: When You Get An Invitation To A Divorce Ceremony. by PhweshyJ(f): 10:47pm On Jun 06, 2016
JoeCutie:
I agree with you, Op, but there's one very important condition that'd make lots of sense if included in that list.

* If the man met the woman a virgin, and eventually deflower her, for the divorce to be successfully effected, he must undo what he did. He must seal her back to being a virgin. cheesy cheesy cheesy How will you deflower me and divorce me on top? Is it how you use to do? angry You must seal me back oh
. grin

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Your sense of humour is priceless. cheesy

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Romance / Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by PhweshyJ(f): 9:00am On Jun 03, 2016
JoeCutie:
Hian! Some girls even cüm just seeing money. cheesy
shocked shocked cheesy cheesy lipsrsealed

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Romance / Re: How Many Romancelanders Have You Met And Will Like To Meet? by PhweshyJ(f): 2:43pm On May 31, 2016
JoeCutie:
Oh, that? Consider it taken care of. grin
Or I'd take you to the movies. Think about the popcorn involved
. tongue cheesy
To the movies? Wow, that'd be very romantic and sweet. I'd take care of the bills. Everything. wink kiss

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Romance / Re: How Many Romancelanders Have You Met And Will Like To Meet? by PhweshyJ(f): 7:17am On May 31, 2016
JoeCutie:
Well, I dunno who, but anybody - male or female - I meet would get a drink from me.
A bottle of Smirnoff is okay for me. wink kiss

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Romance / Re: Happy Birthday, Joecutie. by PhweshyJ(f): 7:17am On May 21, 2016
JoeCutie:
PhweshyJ!!! shocked cry cry cry

Okay, I'll keep calm for now. I'll get back to you later. But just so you know, you've just surprised me beyond imagination.

Thank you, sweetheart. Thank you
. cry lipsrsealed kiss
You are welcome, darling. You deserve even more. Have a great new chapter in your life. Survive!

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Romance / Happy Birthday, Joecutie. by PhweshyJ(f): 4:48am On May 19, 2016
Words alone are not enough to express how happy I am you are celebrating another year of your life! My wish for you on your birthday is that you are, and will always be, happy and healthy! Don’t ever change, cos you're amazing the way you are.

Happy birthday to a person that's charming, talented, funny, cute, simple, crazy, naughty and most of all, witty. Happy birthday to a great personality. You may/may not know this, but you're a blessing to the people around you. You're a good guy, Joe. Don't ever forget that. And may today be as special in every way as you are. You deserve the best.

Happy Birthday, JoeCutie. kiss kiss kiss
Have fun. Cheers!

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by PhweshyJ(f): 1:36pm On Apr 17, 2016
JoeCutie:
Girlie O! 50K no be 50 instagram likes oh. It can go a long way oh. cheesy

Well, you could make some noise sha in preparation for next year, maybe by then it'll be 100K, who knows...
grin
cheesycheesycheesycheesy

You're so hilarious! It's too late. In fact, I don't want jur. tongue

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by PhweshyJ(f): 11:48am On Apr 17, 2016
JoeCutie:
With those fresh and fine assets you get for there? Nawa for you oh. grin
Which assets? Na so. Besides, I'm not popular one bit. But I heard it's 50k?. angry shocked

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by PhweshyJ(f): 8:15pm On Apr 15, 2016
JoeCutie:
Obob! shocked shocked See fresh something! cheesy

Babes! What are you eating that's making you this fresh? See...see...something sumptuous. cheesy

In fact, I nominate Phweshyj.
Babe toh fresh
. wink grin
Please, I'm not contesting jur. I don't want that attention now. Lol
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by PhweshyJ(f): 10:51pm On Apr 14, 2016
JoeCutie:
grin grin grin
Joe of life. Why are you shining your teeth? tongue

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Romance / Re: Meet The Sexiest Dwarf Alive, Who Is Currently Single And Searching! (photos) by PhweshyJ(f): 8:09am On Apr 09, 2016
grin cool
Romance / Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by PhweshyJ(f): 2:26pm On Mar 29, 2016
tosyne2much:
I know say na that kind thing u dey like tongue
tongue grin
Romance / Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by PhweshyJ(f): 6:57am On Mar 28, 2016
JoeCutie:
YES!!!

It was back in school. I'd gotten off the phone with this babe like 4 minutes earlier. She'd called to confirm if I was still coming. I told her I was four minutes away from her place. And at exactly four minutes, I was there. She had finished having her bath, and was relaxing on her bed. When I got to the frontage of her room, I knocked on the door, to which she answered, asking me to come in, that the door was open. I pushed the door open, and lo and behold...

There she was, lying on her bed stark nakéd, with her legs widely open like Open-Ended question. shocked embarassed angry And for a moment, I was literarily dumb, transfixed, blind, and in fact, lost. I guess she was saying something then, but I had no idea what. What was I to do at that moment? No clues. I tried using my visual philosophically acuity to solve the situation, and eureka! I got my answers!

I had already come in, so retreating wasn't a viable option, cos only cowards retreat, no? And since I'm no coward, there was only one option staring me in the face. I slammed the door behind me, and locked it. I walked straight to the bed and....

OkBye!
lipsrsealed tongue cheesy
We both know that this story isn't complete, Joe. Do well and complete it biko. I'll give anything just to see how it ended. Please? wink grin

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Romance / Re: THE WOOING CHALLENGE 2016 [men Edition] *day 1* by PhweshyJ(f): 10:36pm On Mar 23, 2016
JoeCutie:
I no even sabi toast geh sef. embarassed
Eh? If I hear. Okay, maybe you don't know how to fake it like this wooing challenge. Yours is about the real thing. And why aren't you wooing anybody? grin

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Romance / Re: What Is The One Advice You're Glad You Ignored ? by PhweshyJ(f): 1:52pm On Mar 04, 2016
JoeCutie:
I should be a priest and you won't be a Rev. Sister abi? If I slap you ehn, you'd have a premature orgasm. tongue cheesy
Orgasm? Aww, I'd like that. It's been long, besides, it'd only be sweeter if it comes from you. wink cheesy

*runs out of thread* cheesy

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Romance / Re: What Is The One Advice You're Glad You Ignored ? by PhweshyJ(f): 10:54pm On Mar 02, 2016
JoeCutie:
"You cannot quit Seminary, priesthood really fits you". Nonsense!

I quit, and I'm glad I did
. undecided
Seriously, you shouldn't have quit o. You would have made a very good and cute priest. But you'd have to kiss goodbye to women. grin It's not too late, you can still rejoin them sha. cheesy

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Romance / Re: See What I Saw On My To-be Girlfriend's Dp by PhweshyJ(f): 4:50pm On Jan 17, 2016
JoeCutie:
So which kinda girlfriend do you want? One with no shoes? We don't know when God is about to bless us. God cannot come down from heaven and help you. The help must come from/through somebody; and she might just be that somebody.

This might just be the opportunity you've been waiting for. There's no harm in trying. Go on with your romance with her. Do the things you ought to do as a man, and let her do hers. Never you feel intimidated, inferior or afraid. The things she has are not your problem, are they? After all, you've got yours too
.
How I wish every guy reasons this way. You're absolutely on point, darling. kiss

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