₦airaland Forum

Bluecollarguy:
S(he) is wrong, don't be alarmed! Next primary market auction holds next Wednesday March 27.

Ok, thanks

HerTotoScream:
Should I masturbate to this Lemme consult from Vaseline.


Ok Vaseline says "NO"



But lemme just rob the head of my Dik small with saliva who knows maybe Vaseline may concur as the tempo increases

Funny dude.

awesomeJ:
It appears you're expecting an auction for next week.

There's been an auction today 20th and the next one will hold on 3rd April.

Not 2 weeks interval again? I have marked Mar 26 to submit my form. Why this sudden change of calendar?

bukkyemotions:
Cases of bad lucks after sex has happened. I have real life cases to tell you. A guy slept with a married woman and was sacked the next day. A man slept with a lady on her wedding day and was sacked later. A guy told me he took a lady home probably for sex and as he left, a man who was very powerful in Nigeria came to his shop, but he wasn't found...

if you have had yours, tell us

Won over a million naira on bet9ja one week after we got laid. I will likely search for her again.

ifyalways:
Lol. See her well powdered neck.

Omgosh. So hard not to laugh. real rugged omote

How much are tbe books biko? Any idea @OP or her parents contacts.

Im happy the school sent her home as opposed to flogging her. Doesnt make sense and is not right to flog kids for late payment of fees and/or buying books.

Edit: seems the girl have got help. Thank God

Laughing at the bolded...She has automatically become a celebrity. I trust my fellow Nigerians in situation like this. She will get massive help.

feelamong:
Rates not looking good!

91 days - 10.75%

182 days - 12.50%

364 days - 12.845%

Ijaycool:
Before you take this silly decision in NIGERIA,
First of all ask yourself

1. will my mother in law agree?
2. Will my father in law agree?
3. Will my husband's sisters agree?
4. Will my parents agree?
5. Will my mum's pastor agree?
6. Will Mike my elder brother agree?
7. Will our church youth agree?
8. Will the decorator agree?
9. Will our village youth agree?
10. Will our landlord agree?
11. Will my Facebook group (poshness bae) agree?



In oyibo land, wedding is between two consenting adults.
In Nigeria, wedding is between two families trying to out-do everyother humans.

The couple can't take any decisions.

I remember saying I will like to do my wedding on low cut hair, kaiii my mum and sisters almost disowned me.

Them go dey there dey wait marriage, I will just carry belle. I dey pity them.

I owe you 3 bottles

nero2face:
Lol, Rivers and their ways, see Police Men escorting thugs with ballot Box... Tomorrow someone will tell me my vote counts... Akuko

Count fire...voting in Nigeria is a scam

ShawttySoFyne:
canada

Can 6m really cover all processing and living expenses ?

Reasons why i am still a strong advocate of e-voting system. It will only take IT gurus who are good in hacking to foul-play the system and another IT gurus in cyber-security to safe-guard the system. With manual and stressful voting system, even an illiterate can play around and destroy the trash cans called ballot boxes like what happen at Ago in Lagos.

Sharming95:
Definately dis ain't election....anybody dat tink it an election is totally deluded...rather d two major party tested dia Rigging strength....
APC aving learn well 4rm its master PDP in d past is nau paying d later back in it own coins...
The two parties rig...and d best rigger won....No one shud complain abi die bcuz of any politician...it doesn't worth it...and for dose calling for violence and protest cuz of d election...day shud tink it twice bcuz if it happen d Atiku and Buhari and other politicians go move with dia extended families...if possible dem fit carry dia cows and chickens in dia farm noin body....we will b d one at d receiving end...most of us who don't even knw d road to airport not to talk of procedure in collecting visa...Think twice...d next tin yhu'll yhur Dubai landlord address Nigerians 4rm Dubai... don't fight bcuz of d chicken change day promise yhu dat won't last yhu for four months not to talk of four years....don't b d agent of dia selfish interest whereby after getting dia after d struggle day will still end up looting yhur future...day ain't worth dying for....either Yoruba...Igbo abi Hausa...and minority groups let see ourself as one...d love dat exists btw us shudn't go down d drain bcuz of a few section of d society....let use Venezuela�� and Libya ��as case study...lets learn d international observer won't be here to save yhu wen d wahala start na dia ppu dem go evacuate Rwanda comes to mind...tink it twice...let leave above dis election results...
we d masses are d winner don't let d few ruling class turn us d majority for dia own selfish interest...ma own one million dollar advice

Thank you sir

Bungalow:
Even America does not do electronic voting.
So, sharrap

You are a fool. read this https://people.howstuffworks.com/e-voting.htm
When will you be delivered from bondage and stress?

Nadheer15:
Even with electronic voting system you can't win, abi the northerners too won't acquire how to engage in it?

It will minimize rigging and stress of vote counting, even encourage eligible voters to vote anywhere. If we can succeed in BVN and Sim card registration, why can't we give electronic voting a try.

moshoodn:
Since the days of the North, there have been underage voters..

Same brought in Obasanjo and Atiku...

Same brought in Yar'adua and Ebele..

Same brought in Ebele and Sambo..

Same brought in Buhari and Osinbajo..

Its bad, however, it's an expected Northern trend.

So, let no one cry foul now. It's been right before us since the Northern dawn.

It is only the invention of electronic voting system can stop those cheats.

Beautiful gadget but i expect the battery capacity to be higher.

Xionez:
12GB RAM!!!
My laptop should be ashamed of itself. 8GB RAM...

Funny you.

swiz123:
I am not surprised. Illiteracy has made people do much worse.
But the worst thing an illiterate can do is to endorse illiteracy in the person of GMB

That's why nigeria is still struggling to developed. Just suffering and smiling citizens.

AntiStupidity:

If there's one thing you should know about women. It's the fact that they hardly heed advice because they prefer not to be told what to do.

A woman will be played several times, she'll meet boys and babies, she'll also date a confused man before finally settling down for the good guy.

Good guys hardly get good women. Good guys often end up with used women.

Major reason the confused men are scared of commitment, they don't wanna build or invest on a lady for another man bcoz some women are unpredictable.

fergie001:
Agbara to Badagry?

When Trade Fair to Iyana-Iba is a death-trap?

So,it's down to up and not up-to-down,why?

You just said my mind. They don't know what they are doing. Same fools have been seeing burning tankers claiming lives and fallen containers on daily basis and are doing nothing about it.

World football magician.

freemanbubble:
These frogged voice is not supposed to be singing if not for too much enhancer. Only tubaba is talented
Although i don't play Nigeria songs because they sing dog shiit but am still surprise how people compare this frogged voice with wizkid

Listen to the likes off edsheeran and your life will never remain the same
The weekend
Sia
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
Avicii
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night

And i bet you you will never play Nigeria song again

quote me and argue with me only if you listen to music twenty four hours non stop
But till then let me light some weed
Osazee abeg give me that weed make i wrap one tie

You belong bro but your list is not complete. Thought it's only me that done listen to naija hits.

uuzba:
Well, you have to understand who invented bread and tea.
As you know, these came to us through the British who colonised us. The colonist were disciplined people of very high standards (AKA effizzy).
They drink the most tea in this whole world till date. They bake bread and so many types if pastry.
Usually they'll eat bread as a sandwich ie. With sardines, ham, cheese or other condiments inside. Sandwich one hand, tea to wash down.

The problem with this method of dipping bread inside tea is that the bread is naked. There's nothing to go with the bread. Indirectly, you are saying you cannot afford anything to go with your bread. This method, hence goes with the poorer people. Some poor British people still do this.

So it all depends whose style you are following. The rich or the poor.
Rich normally attributed to educated and poor attributed to illiterate.

I will always prefer the poor style even when i am rich, so village people won't come for my head, While many poor still prefer the rich style trying to live a fake live.

I did it this morning, please is there anything wrong or is it not bread and tea again?

Her pants don pay ....wicked world.

megist80:
Chelsea manager, Maurizio Sarri, has admitted that Arsenal were more “mentally determined” than his players, following their 2-0 defeat on Saturday evening.

Alexandre Lacazette and Laurent Koscielny scored the goals in the first half, as the Gunners claimed all three points at the Emirates.

The Blues finished the game with only one shot on target and hardly troubled Unai Emery’s team, despite having superior possession.

“We played against a team who were more mentally determined then we were and this is something I can’t accept,” Sarri told Sky Sports.

Speaking further on mentality of Chelsea players, the Italian said:

“They don’t have that ferocity and it’s something that is difficult to change.”

Gist via :- https://nairatrend.com.ng/angry-manager-sarri-finally-reveals-why-arsenal-beat-chelsea-2-0/

Always revealing without making correction to avoid another easy defeat. Non sense.

stillseth:
Thats really good of him..After all this while na die minute him kan remember the boy..... Baba God if na butter dey delay my Daily bread from you...give me the bread like that..I go use beans chop.

Funny dude.

QueenBeeHive:
someone's salary

Annual salary for some...

Bossontop:

Blood of Abraham!!!!......chaiiii...mhen dix pix cannor waste laidat oo

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....Your are a case this man.

Offpoint:
Irony of life, what Lefulefu is praying for is what this op is complaining about.


Anyways, if she f*kks away all your energy in courtship, then what the fûck will she f**ks in marriage?


Save yourself, if the food is excess please invite friends to merit with you.

oh, op sorry... I just realize you need advice from mature men.

let me give you mature advice. sit her down, tella you've seen a doctor and he said you're having excessive sex, that if you don't reduce or stop, your penįs might soon crash beyond repairs.
Tella you understand how much sex mean to her, you'll help her with dîldo, but you'll only engage once in a week or month because you have life and don't want to be unfortunate in life.

just know if you stop she'll cheat on you.. 99% sure.


........
Nairaland stop changing my penís to joystick, joystick is a computer game pad, not pènis.

and stop changing my Díldo to "Love machine... who invented it? I know what a machine is.

why do you guys change flatinò to igbos? when did Igbo race becomes flatinò?

...........Modified.......
Since this made Front page and I'm the FTC, it's a rare opportunity. I dedicate this to all the 30sec/ 1 minutes men like me.
A big thanks to my mom who took the pain of raising me alone since my pop died since I was 6, and choosed to remain single till date because of the love she had for him. You're forever my hero and role model. I love you mom and God strengthen all the widows out there... Amen.

"No woman will come and make me unfortunate in life, if I climb you for 30 seconds and you're not satisfy... my sister grow your own pènis and F yourself"....I'm out

Is this news again? We currently don't have power since yesterday....nothing new.

Hmm...United State of Dangote, we hail thee.