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I did it this morning, please is there anything wrong or is it not bread and tea again?

Her pants don pay ....wicked world.

megist80:
Chelsea manager, Maurizio Sarri, has admitted that Arsenal were more “mentally determined” than his players, following their 2-0 defeat on Saturday evening.

Alexandre Lacazette and Laurent Koscielny scored the goals in the first half, as the Gunners claimed all three points at the Emirates.

The Blues finished the game with only one shot on target and hardly troubled Unai Emery’s team, despite having superior possession.

“We played against a team who were more mentally determined then we were and this is something I can’t accept,” Sarri told Sky Sports.

Speaking further on mentality of Chelsea players, the Italian said:

“They don’t have that ferocity and it’s something that is difficult to change.”

Gist via :- https://nairatrend.com.ng/angry-manager-sarri-finally-reveals-why-arsenal-beat-chelsea-2-0/

Always revealing without making correction to avoid another easy defeat. Non sense.

stillseth:
Thats really good of him..After all this while na die minute him kan remember the boy..... Baba God if na butter dey delay my Daily bread from you...give me the bread like that..I go use beans chop.

Funny dude.

QueenBeeHive:
someone's salary

Annual salary for some...

Bossontop:

Blood of Abraham!!!!......chaiiii...mhen dix pix cannor waste laidat oo

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....Your are a case this man.

Offpoint:
Irony of life, what Lefulefu is praying for is what this op is complaining about.


Anyways, if she f*kks away all your energy in courtship, then what the fûck will she f**ks in marriage?


Save yourself, if the food is excess please invite friends to merit with you.

oh, op sorry... I just realize you need advice from mature men.

let me give you mature advice. sit her down, tella you've seen a doctor and he said you're having excessive sex, that if you don't reduce or stop, your penįs might soon crash beyond repairs.
Tella you understand how much sex mean to her, you'll help her with dîldo, but you'll only engage once in a week or month because you have life and don't want to be unfortunate in life.

just know if you stop she'll cheat on you.. 99% sure.


........
Nairaland stop changing my penís to joystick, joystick is a computer game pad, not pènis.

and stop changing my Díldo to "Love machine... who invented it? I know what a machine is.

why do you guys change flatinò to igbos? when did Igbo race becomes flatinò?

...........Modified.......
Since this made Front page and I'm the FTC, it's a rare opportunity. I dedicate this to all the 30sec/ 1 minutes men like me.
A big thanks to my mom who took the pain of raising me alone since my pop died since I was 6, and choosed to remain single till date because of the love she had for him. You're forever my hero and role model. I love you mom and God strengthen all the widows out there... Amen.

"No woman will come and make me unfortunate in life, if I climb you for 30 seconds and you're not satisfy... my sister grow your own pènis and F yourself"....I'm out

Is this news again? We currently don't have power since yesterday....nothing new.

Hmm...United State of Dangote, we hail thee.

TrendingAccount:
The federal government of Nigeria is set to borrow N823 billion from the domestic economy in the first quarter of the year 2019 (Q1’19) through treasury bills which will be issued by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

The Apex bank disclosed this in its treasury bills (TB) issuance programme for Q1’19 which was released yesterday. The fresh TBs to be issued during the quarter comprise of N51.5 billion worth of 91-Days TBs, N164.9 billion worth of 182-Days TBs and N607.1 billion worth of 364-Days TBs.

The analysis of media giant Vanguard showed that from January 3rd to January 31st the CBN will issue N555.02 billion worth of TBs comprising N23.8 billion worth of 91-Days bills, N116.16 billion worth of 182-Days bills and N415.06 billion worth of 364-Days bills.

In February 2019, CBN will issue N268.7 billion worth of TBs comprising N27.8 billion worth of 91-Days bills, N48.8 billion worth of 182-Days bills and N192.1 billion worth of 364-Days bills.

But the amount of fresh TBs to be issued is N84.87 billion less than the N907.87 billion worth of TBs that will mature and also be repaid during the period, reflecting the FG’s decision to reduce domestic borrowing in favour of foreign borrowing.

The maturing TBs is made up of N59 billion worth of 91-Days TBs, N248.8 billion worth of 182-Days TBs and N678.1 billion worth of 364-Days TBs.

SOURCE: https://www.trendingaccounting.com/2019/01/fg-of-nigeria-to-borrow-n823b-through.html

Hope we will get back our 18% and above interest rate on this

OldBeer:
Another illiterate forming educated.
Just look at the nonsense.
Ogbomosho scientist

You are wicked

princekalani:
Nawaa . This man get mind ooo, visiting a terrorist den to beg a terrorist to repent, someone whose concience is dead already, there is no repentance anywhere in there dictionery just continous killings.
That is why i agree with Putin that " to forgive a terrorist is left to God but to send him to meet God is my duty".

Absolutely at the bolded

Ibrahim505:
tbills interest fluctuates and while this is fixed throughout the duration. Investing 2.1m in the bond while compounding the annual interest will makes your money grow to 6.2m by maturity.
Among many reason the rich keep getting richer.

What is the procedure getting this bond and which bank ?

hisexcellency34:
Will that stop other slay queens from following Yahoo boys?

No sir, dem no dey hear word. Cool guys like we approach them, they will bullshit us coz we ain't flashy. Love of money and material things has led many to their early grave.

tourismlove:
We no dey organize anyone for now but when we wan do the next one, I go holla you

Holla me too bro. I like this kind of outing. Had something like this with a female friend 3 years back at Badagry beach. It was fun gisting all through the night under the tent with nice view and sound of the ocean. The wave was so strong that night and the cold was just too much. Had to off my suit to cover my girl who was also enjoying every moment.

Beach things I Guess, It's fun but dangerous.

Goodplace:
Please advice, wish to get married, live in a self contain but working for a salary less than 80k. Is it reasonable to live with a wife in a one room?

We are in the same shoe my brother but i have 3 bedroom project on foundation level coz i'm the discipline type when it come to finance with my salary below 80k. I wanna take the bold step to settle down this year in my One-room self contain in a less populated hood and continue my project with a lady who has vision in line with mine. Time wait for no one like some have said.
God will see us through.

kenny5811:
plz what is body count?

Number of pu**ay you have digged.

They will still manage same plane back to Lagos from PH, just like our commercial buses on the road.

Some guys sha, me dey like this kind lady. She has something doing and can be a supporting system financially. People that are getting married these days never own the world before taking the bold step. It's your choice anyway. Connect me to her if you don't want.

Mehn...this is beautiful.

Messi the football magician...Ronaldo is always thinking on how to outdo messi while, messi keep thinking on how to outdo his past and be better tomorrow. That's the spirit of a champion. You don't compare yourself to others but your yesterday, today and how to be the best tomorrow.

Another way of begging, he will credit your account soon

Cr7sBabe:
The first pic...see as he be like frog
Second pic... he looks like a frog whos drowning inside water and trying so hard to come out!
Third pic be like...kuku lemme, let me die here! as the frog was unable to come out...

Dirty postures

;DYou have said it all.

I think the compiler of this list need medical attention.

kyaagbanairaland:
Gotv taught they can scan me.
I bought a brand new Gotv decoder which came with 1 month free subscription. I was expecting them to block the channels after expiration because I learnt it is pay before service. They did not block the channels and for the next 8 months, I was watching the channels free (Gotv Max). After 8 months, they blocked it and sent me a bill that I am owing 27000 naira. I just 'jejely' pack their decoder aside. No be me and them.

Bad sharp guy.

AbiaOnline:
A woman was in tears as she knelt down to appreciate her loving husband. The woman who had nothing but praises for her partner took to her Instagram page to write;

“My backbone, my support system, my earthly god, my father, my friend, my confidant,my world, my hero, my wings, my number 1 fan, lover of my soul, father of my children, key to my heart….God is truly a mysterious God he looked at this helpless girl and blessed me with this rare gift. You call me the Gift but you are the gift. Thank you, thank you thank you for all you do.”

“This makes me so teary! They are still good men out there and not all are bad. A good man will always have a wife that worships the ground that he walks on”.

“Men please learn from this and stop beating and maltreating your wives so that their prayers will work for your coconut heads! Una no dey hear word!”

justscorchone:
That movie has the best soundtrack til this day

No be lie bro. I still sing it till date.

sexybaby22:
I thought I heard once the person has acquired a Canadian education, it's easy to get jobs there.

Very easy with your work permit but getting student visa to migrate is not that easy if you are not fully loaded financially and you don't have sponsors.

EVILFOREST:
This one no be FAKE oooo
Just follow people now and make sure you boost your STATEMENT OF BANK ACCOUNT before going for interviews

This is just one of the key requirements and good sponsors but the minimum balance to have is what i don't know. Maybe 7m for accommodation and living expenses.

chiagozien:
Nice one.




We are moving to the next level.

Are you one of the boko guys ?