chiefqueen:
You're just a comedian.

Offpoint:

From Nigeria, Akwa Ibom state, Ekot-Epene LGA, no. 34 Iyang street, Opp. Okpan plaza, 2 blocks by the right, the house with red, yellow, green paint

and I'm single

Okay, so I only saw the 'I am single' part.
Did you cook Sunday rice? My house is beside urs. Red and black paint. Maybe I can come say 'hello'.

Joystark:



Okay, so I only saw the 'I am single' part.
Did you cook Sunday rice? My house is beside urs. Red and black paint. Maybe I can come say 'hello'.

lol, I'm glad you see the "Single" part.

You're free to come say hello, but not allow to eat my food... I'm extremely stingy with my food. Happy Sunday

Shugargal:
instead I go die ontop sex matter, I kuku stay single. cuz I have come to understand that that is what guys want whether you are still on courtship or married, no sex,no Love..

No body is asking you to die on top of it, but at least try and make it available to your husband when he needs it. And when you need it too he will give it to you

Not every man is into sex before marriage, like me I don't subscribe to sex before marriage. So there are still men like us out there, pray for God to give you a man like me

Shugargal:
But Bros my low libido to sex makes men don't wanna stay na,they will say it when you refuse to give me sex,what do you expect me to do? like now I have given up on men cuz I feel sex is their priority.

I pray I get a gyal like this. Sex bores me. No be say I nor like gyal but..

Please what's your fiancee number.. Lemme advice her

sage101:
Travel go North......


Buy one of their herbs like that(forgotten the name but them dey grind am like dry pepper)


Take it and blast her to stupor for 3days straight.....


Na she go come NL, open thread with the caption "How do I stop my BF from having Incessant Sex"

Burantashi is the name....
After lashing her for 6 hrs straight, I wonder where she go get strength for sex the next day

Offpoint:
Irony of life, what Lefulefu is praying for is what this op is complaining about.


Anyways, if she f*kks away all your energy in courtship, then what the fûck will she f**ks in marriage?


Save yourself, if the food is excess please invite friends to merit with you.

oh, op sorry... I just realize you need advice from mature men.

let me give you mature advice. sit her down, tella you've seen a doctor and he said you're having excessive sex, that if you don't reduce or stop, your penįs might soon crash beyond repairs.
Tella you understand how much sex mean to her, you'll help her with dîldo, but you'll only engage once in a week or month because you have life and don't want to be unfortunate in life.

just know if you stop she'll cheat on you.. 99% sure.


........
Nairaland stop changing my penís to joystick, joystick is a computer game pad, not pènis.

and stop changing my Díldo to "Love machine... who invented it? I know what a machine is.

why do you guys change flatinò to igbos? when did Igbo race becomes flatinò?

...........Modified.......
Since this made Front page and I'm the FTC, it's a rare opportunity. I dedicate this to all the 30sec/ 1 minutes men like me.
A big thanks to my mom who took the pain of raising me alone since my pop died since I was 6, and choosed to remain single till date because of the love she had for him. You're forever my hero and role model. I love you mom and God strengthen all the widows out there... Amen.

"No woman will come and make me unfortunate in life, if I climb you for 30 seconds and you're not satisfy... my sister grow your own pènis and F yourself"....I'm out

I have not found such madness on Nairaland...no not one..

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lefulefu:
some of u guys dat keep sidechicks even when u are married..at least if u come dey get enuf nacking frm ur wife u wont have dat rime to be keeping harems of women all over the area.abi no be d enuf sex wey una no dey get from una wife make una dey keep sidechics some of u guys dat keep sidechicks even when u are married..at least if u come dey get enuf nacking frm ur wife u wont have dat rime to be keeping harems of women all over the area.abi no be d enuf sex wey una no dey get from una wife make una dey keep sidechics

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The above does not apply to me, no be only side chic. Na side fried chicken

Was there no courtship before u both got married? Probably there was but you were enjoying it then. Take her to church n let her get fully involved in church activities at least to divert her mind. It is clear she is a nymphomaniac and should also undergo therapy cos if u ask me it is like a case of psychosis. May God help her.

joyfullyjoyous:
Was there no courtship before u both got married? Probably there was but you were enjoying it then. Take her to church n let her get fully involved in church activities at least to divert her mind. It is clear she is a nymphomaniac and should also undergo therapy cos if u ask me it is like a case of psychosis. May God help her.

don't mention me again o

lefulefu:

were dat type of woman dey?
i wan get married to such a woman

Oga I never jam anywoman na dem go run last last, me where be Yoruba + calabar blood their father

Offpoint:


lol, I'm glad you see the "Single" part.

You're free to come say hello, but not allow to eat my food... I'm extremely stingy with my food. Happy Sunday

The food was the premise of the visit na. Not fair o

Joystark:


The food was the premise of the visit na. Not fair o

If that's the case.... your current invitation has been postponed and the next date declared inconclusive. You can say your "Hello from the other side", I'll hear you.

I'm saving my rice, this is January

Offpoint:

If that's the case.... your current invitation has been postponed and the next date declared inconclusive. You can say your "Hello from the other side", I'll hear you.

I'm saving my rice, this is January

I thought we were friends

Joystark:

I thought we were friends

OK you won... I'll save some rice for you... happy now?

pacino26:
Op you've landed yourself a naive young girl. Probably one of those who didn't start making out earlier or you're her first

It's like having a child with lots of cravings after the first bite outside breastmilk; sand go enter mouth sometimes sef Like many pointed out you need to talk to her. Try to instill discipline and play the father at times. She maybe confused but let her know you guys are in for a lifetime. Get her engaged and preoccupied with some mental tasks. I think she is the idle type or a student. There is need to censor your conversation with her, limit explicit contents and crazy friends too. Tell her you want a woman and not a nympho. May your conversation bother more on building together mentally and spiritually. You're hers and her alone. You don't need to treat her with disgust or start having a second thought about your choice. They all behave that way.

May your good intentions guide you on this. Cheers.

You're very right, I once had this kind of experience
Am her first and she's always idle

Offpoint:

If that's the case.... your current invitation has been postponed and the next date declared inconclusive. You can say your "Hello from the other side", I'll hear you.

I'm saving my rice, this is January

hahaha

Offpoint:
Irony of life, what Lefulefu is praying for is what this op is complaining about.


Anyways, if she f*kks away all your energy in courtship, then what the fûck will she f**ks in marriage?


Save yourself, if the food is excess please invite friends to merit with you.

oh, op sorry... I just realize you need advice from mature men.

let me give you mature advice. sit her down, tella you've seen a doctor and he said you're having excessive sex, that if you don't reduce or stop, your penįs might soon crash beyond repairs.
Tella you understand how much sex mean to her, you'll help her with dîldo, but you'll only engage once in a week or month because you have life and don't want to be unfortunate in life.

just know if you stop she'll cheat on you.. 99% sure.


........
Nairaland stop changing my penís to joystick, joystick is a computer game pad, not pènis.

and stop changing my Díldo to "Love machine... who invented it? I know what a machine is.

why do you guys change flatinò to igbos? when did Igbo race becomes flatinò?

...........Modified.......
Since this made Front page and I'm the FTC, it's a rare opportunity. I dedicate this to all the 30sec/ 1 minutes men like me.
A big thanks to my mom who took the pain of raising me alone since my pop died since I was 6, and choosed to remain single till date because of the love she had for him. You're forever my hero and role model. I love you mom and God strengthen all the widows out there... Amen.

"No woman will come and make me unfortunate in life, if I climb you for 30 seconds and you're not satisfy... my sister grow your own pènis and F yourself"....I'm out

Offpoint.. I swear you dey Onpoint.

Bidobado1:


Offpoint.. I swear you dey Onpoint.

Bidobado1:


Offpoint.. I swear you dey Onpoint.

lefulefu:

Yeeee Lefu... Where you go hide. Happy new year Bro.

Bidobado1:


Yeeee Lefu... Where you go hide. Happy new year Bro.

You no read the news? the lady with the world largest breast na him girlfriend. She overfed him breast milk and he was rush to emergency ward... he just dey recover. na my prayers heal am, na surgery dem take remove Lefulefu from that girl breast.

Offpoint:

You no read the news? the lady with the world largest breast na him girlfriend. She overfed him breast milk and he was rush to emergency ward... he just dey recover. na my prayers heal am, na surgery dem take remove Lefulefu from that girl breast.

haha no well

Bidobado1:


Yeeee Lefu... Where you go hide. Happy new year Bro.

my guy long time and happy new year
take am jor

You are funny.

nymphomaniac:
don't mention me again o

Offpoint:
Irony of life, what Lefulefu is praying for is what this op is complaining about.


Anyways, if she f*kks away all your energy in courtship, then what the fûck will she f**ks in marriage?


Save yourself, if the food is excess please invite friends to merit with you.

oh, op sorry... I just realize you need advice from mature men.

let me give you mature advice. sit her down, tella you've seen a doctor and he said you're having excessive sex, that if you don't reduce or stop, your penįs might soon crash beyond repairs.
Tella you understand how much sex mean to her, you'll help her with dîldo, but you'll only engage once in a week or month because you have life and don't want to be unfortunate in life.

just know if you stop she'll cheat on you.. 99% sure.


........
Nairaland stop changing my penís to joystick, joystick is a computer game pad, not pènis.

and stop changing my Díldo to "Love machine... who invented it? I know what a machine is.

why do you guys change flatinò to igbos? when did Igbo race becomes flatinò?

...........Modified.......
Since this made Front page and I'm the FTC, it's a rare opportunity. I dedicate this to all the 30sec/ 1 minutes men like me.
A big thanks to my mom who took the pain of raising me alone since my pop died since I was 6, and choosed to remain single till date because of the love she had for him. You're forever my hero and role model. I love you mom and God strengthen all the widows out there... Amen.

"No woman will come and make me unfortunate in life, if I climb you for 30 seconds and you're not satisfy... my sister grow your own pènis and F yourself"....I'm out

Mcy56:

You welcome.
Please don't listen to those encouraging you, they are full of mouth no action, just pushing you to the grave gradually.
Apart from the fact that fornication is wrong, by the time you start experiencing health challenges, you will borrow yourself sense ...... I hope you don't wait till that starts to happen.

Akant believe dis

Ugosample:

Akant believe dis

How?

It’s simple: open your mouth and tell her.
It’s no different from what you typed up here.