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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: The Buhari The International Community Knows by phymba: 9:09pm On Aug 03, 2020
Jesus asked his disciples, who do men say that I am?.. After hearing the reports, he now asked.. It's OK listening to others opinions, but you that have been with me, who do you say that I am?..... The greater and perhaps best opinions are those of the folks that have been with you...... Ade, you have rattled off who they say our president is.. Now ask the intelligent one,... Who do we say that president Buhari is?.. Oh ye charlatans, who shall save you from delusions?.. Note: the internet never forgets, these piles of shits shall come back to you. May God keep and protect you until your hour comes

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Denied Visa By US Embassy by phymba: 11:16am On Jan 31, 2020
just one of those things...i remember a time Myles Munroe one of the most traveled individuals on earth was denied visa by nigerian embassy from USA...He later got it howbeit not when needed...My former MD in one company at Lekki, had a multiple running visas of Many years including USA, UK, Canadian chaps bounced him, we nearly closed down that office, they eventually sent for him after he went on the pages of the newspaper, of course he told them to buzz off...Bishop definitely will get the renewal. Those chaps at the embassy are something else.....We can trade scalp stories on their escapades
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Romance / Re: My Dilemma: My Girlfriend's Confessions. by phymba: 9:46am On Oct 29, 2019
Sir,
I love your sincerity in bringing your dilemma here. I know exactly the feeling. In 2012/13 I was in such pain when the lady I was getting set to take to the altar opened up on same issue. I brought it to this beautiful forum...most guys bashed me like kilode, called me all sorts of unprintable names..ONLY one precious soul of a lady, an angel I think..gave me a level headed counsel, that I should not loose that girl. Her advice gave me peace. we have 2 girls and 2boys now (the boys are deadly identical twins)..if I were to be allowed to come to this world again, i will search Biola out and marry her again and again. And I am Ibo, and definitely not a saint..BOTTOMLINE: If you have that connection, don't allow that girl slip away, she's a keeper

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija : Mercy And Tacha Fight, Gets Physical (Videos) by phymba: 11:19am On Sep 27, 2019
makewetalk2:
are we supposed to be celebrating fights? people are making first-class and breaking records and this is what they smashed in our face to celebrate to local harlots fighting on camera.
this is how the future of this generation is. since 1996 when Nigeria won the Olympics, the jobless youth who are currently parents spent their time and opportunities following and debating over football stars who are now retired. these parents now are looking for excuses to tell their children today.

today's youths have spent their time following Ronaldo and Messi and now Tacha and mercy. to what end? poverty tomorrow. that is why the poor remain poor.

any pastor or Christian telling you that he speaks in tongues is a conman. a sham of the highest league. Speaking in tongue began few years ago. some of you or your parents are older than this speaking in tongue scam. catholics and orthodox and anglicans for thousands of years never spoke in tongues. pentecostal began in 1970ies to claim they have the power to prophesy and speak with god and speak in tongues. all the magic started not too long ago. 1 Corinthians 14:9 New American Standard 1977
So also you, unless you utter by the tongue speech that is clear, how will it be known what is spoken? For you will be speaking into the air.

11 If then I do not know the meaning of the language, I shall be to the one who speaks a barbarian, and the one who speaks will be a barbarian to me.

all those crooks shouting roboroboroborobo are speaking nonsense. they are all scams. a language that no one understands is not tongues. speaking in tongues is a situation whereby T.B Joshua or Adeboye speaks Urdu or Romanian fluently before a romanian or Pakistani crowd. All the pastors need interpreters when they meet foreign audiences. why? that is a sign that they are scam without the spirit of God if they claim to have the power to speak in tongues

mbaka has followed them. prophesying and healing. and he even said that his god provided Buhari for his faithfuls to take them to the promised land.

ask any muslim why they did not keep a copy of the Torah that Moses wrote and that Mohammed approved of since the Koran says that the Bible is the authenticating evidence of Islam.

they claim that the koran says that moon will break into two and rejoin. ask them when it happened? was it a prophecy of things to happen of what has happened. because the NASA is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splitting_of_the_moon

when mohammed and his soldiers went to war, the soldiers felt the urge to have sex. mohammed then instructed them to go to harlots for sex. it is called moota in islam. now, what was mohammed promoting? is that what Moses and Jesus promoted? isnt that prostitution for someone who claims decency?

Tacha and Mercy have decided to display abhorrence. why should we be forced to accept or celebrate such a behavior?

any pastor with private jet is a sham pastor. any pastor living such a luxury life is a criminal. Jesus said that it would be hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom not to talk of a WEALTHY man. the other one died last year leaving his private jet behind. he did not use it to fly to his abode? not of those men will smell heaven. none! they are hypocrites. hypocrites wew better.

T.b joshua and Adeboye do not see each other eye to eye. and they claim to be speaking from god. how can God be worshipped in debris-like form? every look a church. they are false christians.

muslims too have sunnis and shiites killing themselves.

racism in islam. think why blacks are not allowed to mix with whites in arabs? imagine why an african man cannot marry a light-skinned arab? except when he is wealthy and money seals the imperfection.

no average-earning muslims can marry a light-skinned rich arab. make dem skin am alive?

so this tacha and mercy fight is not what I am interested in. mad melon just died and tacha and mercy could have at least sent their families to console the families of mad melon. i dont even know who tacha and mercy is. i dont watch those low-quality soft porns.

i just comment to remind people that warri passport office have no papers to print passports.
is it possible for someone who has been captured to go to another state to do the passport?

Ii have honestly read and re read this piece, all i can deduce is that the poster is in pains..please say what your anger is and stop masking by raising unnecessary dust..bigbrother, tacha, tongues, mohammed, bible..such confusion smh
Sports / Re: Ronaldo vs Messi career trophies: 31 with Portugal + 4 clubs vs 34 with Barca by phymba: 7:46pm On Jun 10, 2019
Devgod:
Messi is the greatest and best player to ever grace a football pitch. Stop looking at trophies they define team performance. Look at awards they define individual brilliance. And Ronaldo is no where near Messi on that. Some fools say Ronaldo is better than Messi at National level. But Messi has won the best player award in all the National tournaments World cup, Copaamerica, U20 wordcup. Now that defines individual brilliance.
Ronaldo on the other hand has not won any best player in any National tournament he has participated in.
Now pray tell me you dimwits who perform better at National level angry

Ronaldo would have not won Euro till Eder bailed them out. Portugal without Ronaldo held France to the last minute. Ronaldo won't have won UNC if not for Goncalo.
Ronaldo always have team mates that bail him out on finals. Now look at MessI, if Messi had team mates of substance and not a bottler like hugiaun who ruined clear cut chances, that rises up to the occasion. This argument would have ended a long time ago.

Ronaldo is nothing but a British media creation. Aided with luck and team solidity.
Messi is the best player to ever touch a ball. An attacker that builds up game from the midfield and finishes it off. Who does that?? Messi
...what a statement..i wan send you credit for this epic
get in touch fast..now i dont mean some sneaky chaps here contacting me....
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Named World’s Richest Female Musician-see Reasons||globng by phymba: 3:18am On Jun 05, 2019
watch this head to frontpage...the way these figures are thrown eh?
Celebrities / Re: Solution To Traffic In Lagos - Alibaba Shares 'perfect' Idea by phymba: 3:03am On Jun 05, 2019
not really given these traffick problems much thoughts..but Alibaba's idea has some merits just that my problem is..some thieves snatch my car beat 10 stop signs making their getaway..wham! i receive #450k debit alerts!..if you ask me,na who i go ask?

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Travel / Re: Boeing 737 Plane Falls Into St John River In USA; 21 Injured by phymba: 1:11pm On May 04, 2019
hopefulLandlord:

Most likely oblivion. any other place people say we'd find ourselves is based on speculations with NO evidence to back it up

This is where this Christianity bullsheet becomes annoying

you moved from uncertainty (where will you find yourself?) to certainty (Christian hell and heaven are real)

let me bluntly summarise what you've said "You don't know what would happen therefore accept a Jew who was killed by three nails in faraway Israel into your life"

why Jesus? why not Allah? Vishnu? Odin? FSM and any of the other 5,000 gods which Jesus is one of? how did you jump to Jesus? let me guess. people told you or you read a book or you saw visions which any fool on LSD can see?

Do you really..really ask for enlightenment or stating your fear?
Politics / Re: Nicolas Felix And Chuks Nwachukwu Endorse Atiku by phymba: 6:48pm On Feb 12, 2019
Honestly, with the way Bubu has been behaving lately, someone should watch him closely lest the chap goes and vote pdp, Lai Man will have a hard time explaining to us why Bubu voted for Atiku.. : grin
Politics / Re: 52 Retired Generals Endorse Buhari’s Second Term Bid by phymba: 6:05pm On Feb 06, 2019
what amazes me the most is that this fellow, Buhari has consistently been shown to the world by his very actions of recent as a man who is sick both in body and soul, these charlatans endorsing him knows full well this guy is sick and need to be allowed to go home and really retire in peace, what wickedness is this...must another die in the office...by the time the likes of Tinubu, Amechi and the numerous fellows around Bubu finishes with him, posterity shall be using the name Buhari as a swear word!! It would have been more honorable if APC had got a different candidate..but then the word honour is missing in the affairs of this party
Religion / Re: #whatif: Daddy Freez Is Correct About Tithe? by phymba: 3:02pm On Jan 28, 2019
If I pay tithe nko?, it is my money.. my investment or free gift, daddy freezer may not pay his tithe to pastors or ministry..his may be going to runs girls..drinks or betnaija...we pay tithe every day....anytime tithes and pastors are mentioned he gets a hard on..
The way folks come to life whenever this issue is raised..i wonder how Naija will be if we attack and protest again the numerous injustice in our government, we pay tithes of more than 10% called tax and whatever names they deem fit, yet remain backward..daddy freezer, face the system..get a life too

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo: Buhari Plans To Rig The 2019 Elections (FULL STATEMENT) by phymba: 7:20pm On Jan 20, 2019
In a sane environment, both Atiku and Buhari will be languishing in jail, ..both have no reason fighting for the Aso Seat. I look with despair as highly qualified candidates are mocked because the system has entrenched backward parameters to always put the less qualified in power. If our votes counts, both Buhari and Atiku wont come a distant 3rd when the likes of Moghalu and co are out there..unfortunately PDP and APC for now are the party with the evil machinery to produce the next president. May the most desperate win...Nigeria shall survive these arrays of madness and clutches of despicable entities.. God help us!!
Celebrities / Re: Davido Kisses Chioma On Stage In Cotonou (Video) by phymba: 3:58pm On Aug 19, 2018
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Family / Re: Woman Disobeys Her Husband to Buy Land of 350k Yrs later See what happened to it by phymba: 4:14am On Jun 25, 2018
ClassRep001:
That's a real man out there.
Not all these modern chicken hearted men who'd go to any extent to please a woman cos of pussy.

My wife dare not purchase any goddamn shit without my consent or she'd end up in her father's house the next day.
I married her, i paid her dowry, i took care of all of marriage bills. I own the house she's living under. She dare not do anything under my roof without my consent, she dare not possess any Property "be it phones, clothes, necklaces or shoes" without me knowing about it.

Giving ladies "free hand" to do anything is one of the reason that makes them go into sleeping outside for financial reasons without their husband questioning their moves.

God bless every real man out there!

What you have in your house is a slave...you simply acquired her...don't use the word married

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Family / Re: Names For Twin Girls by phymba: 3:56am On Jun 25, 2018
Not a must for the names to rhyme..

Hadassah (dasah)..pleasant tree that profers good scent/covering
Davida ...my beloved

CONGRATS MAN...I SHARE YOUR JOY..I HAVE 2BOYS

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: "Adeboye Saved Me From Spiritual Attack On My Private Jet" by phymba: 10:02pm On Oct 21, 2017
OtemSapien:
Here's a tale of two thieves on the cross of Calvary. Oledepo commending Adebole undecided


no real blooded muslim CAN come to a forum like this and say a negative or condeming word about their IMAM even if the man is a convicted felon....yet i shiver when i read such remarks as the one quoted here..even when the one accusing is most likely VERY CORRUPT in 'conducive atmosphere'...you wonder why Nigeria wouldn't be successfully islamized...what is that word again? ah ..USEFULL IDIOTS
Programming / Please How Do I Block Irritating Pop-ups by phymba: 8:16am On Jan 13, 2016
I need urgent assistance. Recently, each time i log into nairaland or any other forums mostly,
these advert pop-ups keep blocking my views. i delete them, they pop up again within seconds.
Can a good person please educate me on how to stop this irritant..Some other fellows may be feeling the same frustration.
i am attaching a pix of what im talking about.

Politics / Re: A Mobile App For Election Monitoring, Developed By Nigerians For Nigerians! by phymba: 4:31pm On Mar 24, 2015
Aside the track records of failures that has dodged Buhari in his quest to become our president, what exactly has he been doing since he was pushed aside several years ago to warrant my vote, nay our votes and confidence to be allowed into the villa??

Still amazing is the fact that the chaps pushing him are mostly dumps from PDP who for one reason or the other are clamoring for what they termed change?? Tinubu...change??/, Amaechi,..change??..and the myriads of other double talkers . These people are hardcore Nigerian politicians and are extravagantly selfish and unbelievably greedy..

Jonathan is veerry far from being perfect but he has faced tremendous setback from charlatans that called themselves diehard patriotisc who today scream change. GEJ has my votes. I simply wont spend the next 4 years making excuses for Buhari when the embarrassment starts if he has the misfortune of being in the villa come may29. Fortunately for me, i wont have to.( i will refer to this post on may 29th evening)
Family / Re: After Our Introduction, She Wants To Leave Me! by phymba: 7:03am On Jun 22, 2011
i thank you all for your advice. It was a crazy moment. I reacted how i did because of the depth
of my feelings. Even though it is a marriage relationship, i just wanted my hands/conscience clean for
future occurrences. At the moment, i'm watching, 6 years of a relationship isn't a joke. she shld really
be the one asking for forgiveness. thanks you all
Family / After Our Introduction, She Wants To Leave Me! by phymba: 12:54pm On Jun 21, 2011
Situation long taken care of. Grateful for all advice.. married her and with 3 kids..a girl and twin boys

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