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@Effizle, ur mat. no, DOB nd names are consistent bt ur jamb regnum is missing prolly ommited durin upload.

I chekd fr ur admssn status on jamb portal wit d regnum u provided, d respons was 'sorry, no admission offered yet'. May I ask, were u aware of this earlier/durin ur stay in lautech?

ellmisti:
Locked up my mod. And spam bot...will be released 2pm 2dia

Werin u do?
Nd y u nor fit hold body til dat tym ni?

Ellmisti whats par wit ya moniker

Effizle:
please help me out, initially on the 26th of
August, when I checked the Senate list on
Nysc website. I got ' error in jamb reg No,
( you cannot register, contact your school)
but tonight, when I checked I saw ' The
jamb reg No does not exist,( You cannot
register, contact your school. please what is
the way out. I am really disturbed.( LAUTECH )

Drop ur info lemme run a check

ellmisti:
Peesika ( physika )......werrin u dey find

Jux observing

pretydiva:
Olympus has fallen

That was in 2013.

Come 2016, London will fall

chimajii:
Imm dey work on U.

Hian...
Abeg gimme tennis acca f 15+ odd.. Ah get 10k wey ah wan stake with.. Thanks

ellmisti:
and this GOAL HMMMMM..............LEMME NOW BUILD MY OFFICE SPACE WHERE peeeesika ( physika and i ) shal be running the biznes from......


PEEEESIKA ( physika ) my guy, your official ride is delivered !



WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE WEED AND WINES

OWNED BY elmisti and dolafunmi


executive assistant----------------------naughtylagosguy


general manager----------------------------physika


accountant--------------------------------koomky


Human relations officer-----------------olami90


other appointments shall be announced subsequently!


thank you

Chooooiii... All black G Wagon, jux d way i wanted it.. Perfect fr movin our products nd supply

Oga mi sir i loyal to ur govnmnt...

Twale for u.


In another news, i jux ordered for 100pieces of this Lontor ctl dt618 cos som CMs av placed their orders to b deliverd in camp

mcdonald59:
jst 32yrs on d 18th of ds month

Hmmm..
Hope u don marry, nd wit children
More elbow to ur grease sir.

elmisti:
Am not surprised @ this, as peesika is the grand taster of my Weed and. We just got some from Haiti.....but m more surprised someone liked IT....Who b that person!

Na one of our partners that just returned from Thailand with some smokey quotation.

Baba mi we go buy G Wagon shortly

On Marble

@Op u forgot to add Iara, the queen of the planet of apes

How did you know all this?
She told you?

What about your woman?

@Op, don't tell me what my woman will not tell me, rather tell me things that will fetch me ....... quick. Thank you.

*Left handed people die 8 years before right handed people.

*Left handed people misplace things alot.

*The use of left hand comes off as awkward.

*Letf handed people ...............

LWKMD..

EstyBle:
Dear physika,its so good 2 know u are september-born.
Thumbs up2 all virgos in the house.
Maybe we should have a list of every1's bufday,so that we can send our greetings

Na we we september people get dis thread

No need compiling names.. Jux repeatedly cc my moniker.. Only me na peoples

dossylvanus:
Bia nwokem.... Don't try anything funny here..


Yes I am not just an ordinary Gorilla, i am the only Silver Back Gorilla!


Be warned.

Okis Mr Gorilla nor vex

How ya syd bin dey na?

mobi18:
cc physika
o ga oo,im nt a bro joor,im a sis,,my name is mobisola.. thanks anywais

*post modified*

Chaaaai..
Mobisola temi nikan..
Mabinu simi, igbagbe lo sheymi

mobi18:
cc physika
ehen,u did not wish me happy byday too, and im september born too ohh... issorait,,God is watching u ooo .. to my birth month mates,happy byday in advance to all of u.. God make us bigger dan our haters oooo.. im expecting my 2 cabin biscuit and zobo...

*prevous post modified*
Ma able bae nor vex jawe.. Ah be dey think am say e get one person wey ah neva wish happy birthday o.

Chaiii.. Death, sicknes & disease go pass u bye.
Joy and blessing shall be ur portion IJN. Amen !

*modified*

dossylvanus:
Yes now?


I am the Silver Back Gorilla.

In short.. Anu kibu okwa ya

Btw, av ya seen a gorilla b4 ni?

On Marble

What I know, you may not know. But don't be worked up cos what you know, I may not know.

#LifeDrama
#MYOB

dossylvanus:
So of all the attributes wey i get, na trouble maker you go give me?

Anyways, see small sher sha take for there.

Rises, roars and beats my chest 8 times

@bolden.. kongkong style abi?
Obo lagido

My fellow september born @princesszainab @tk4life @estyble @macdonald59 @mobi18 Happy birtthday in advance

@princesszainab, for recognizing me.. on behalf of weed I give you elmisti. Knock yourself out

elmisti:
Ur own beta, atleast u still get pocket...for weeks now, I no wear knickers wey get pocket, na boxer I just dey chill wit for room....play FIFA so tey, I don sabi everytn wey Alan smith go talk

Mehn.. D devil is a liar

Olami90:
Hahahahahahahaha....u no dey disappoint wen it coms to cracking me up

U dey throw stones oooo

@bolden.. U be walnut?

elmisti:
Dem go hear am.....we no be smellos....we ar active members of the nations GDP, pushing and importing premium herbs and weeds....

Ah don plan hw to smuggle beta vegetabl enta camp sef

Wil uncover d plan as d days draw nearer

elmisti:
Lol, some tinz just dey hit me for vein.....Like Dstv and Mtn........

Ma oga wetin dey vex diffent o
Imaginee fr som days now, ah nor fot chuk hand fr pocket

dossylvanus:
Loool.. You are joking right?

Shuuuooo.. I fitn't lie fr dis kine thing na

mcdonald59:
and mine is 18th. i senior u wella o

Actually I will turn 19 come 22nd of this month.
How old are you by the way?

elmisti:
Prices have increased bro, my executive assistant want a G wagon as official car .... Cc peeesika ( physika )

Wagbayi jawe oga mi..
We gat put CMs fr camp on notice..

Olami90:
Yea... Dats true...help cc him d analysis u gave to my questions because I dnt d one he wld get first.... I will try to mention him somwia too.. Thnkz gann

Cc: physika

Kbs468 abeg cc me fr all d convo una don av make ah follo up asap.. Thanks

nisot23:
I be onye Yoruba

Nice one
Good to have you among us


Ofu Obi !

kokoboy:
Hello brothers! I'm new to sports betting, I just opened and funded my bet9ja account. Can someone pls recommend a game for me to play.

I'm still a leaner. Thanks.

Dont play nadah fr nxt 1 week
Jux dey observe
#My2Cents