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Mr Oonj why why? as handsome as you are,why do you like women that are somehow too complicated when there are many young beautiful girls of all tribes in their late teens and early 20's tripping for you that you are going to enjoy for the rest of your life rather than after 3 or women that don't stick to one husband. with due respect,hope your ex has not jazzed you that you will always have marital issues.
By the way,this woman is complete replica of Bulky Weight,they look too much alike.

Mr Oonj why why? as handsome as you are,why do you like women that are somehow too complicated when there are many young beautiful girls of all tribes in their late teens and early 20's tripping for you that you are going to enjoy for the rest of your life rather than after 3 or women that don't stick to one husband. with due respect,hope your ex has not jazzed you that you will always have marital issues

senator hushpuppi . Versace tee,belt,sneakers

Whizzcute:
I still find it hard to believe that runtown owns a 150M ride.

that must be a lie. Gallardo is an old school Lambo. it was reigning in the time of Akin:s smack that which is about 10 years ago,150m koor

na man dey do money ritual,egbe imule,egbe osho,egbe aje,political thugs,soldiers deployed to Sambisa,truck driver,oloko ero,train drivers,pilots,etc

angelTI:
The mama looks good for a 98 year old

Who noticed Charly looks calm, sane and decent in the pictures

how do you expect him to look when he visits his mum? he had to remove all the nose rings,and rings on his body and dress ald liok calm because if he didn't,his mum would scold him

God bless our army. how much are we paying them monthly for them to risk their lives to defend us? Honor a military person when you see one guys

is the evil woman not going to be arrested for this? why is human right so abused in this country? everything is just wrong here

And some suffering and smiling fools keep bashing the guy for telling the obvious. the guy was only pitying Nigerians since our evil leaders and politicians can't pity us,he wasn't mocking us or anything .
this country better divide if that's what is going to work best for us

Mosebolatan26:
So u dunno Germany has less water supply Cus there sea was poisoned during world war

tell me more pls babe. I never knew their sea was poisoned. but can't they flush it out since 1945?. educate me,I'm expecting your reply

hemsquare:
Bello is an Italian, Spanish surname from bello 'handsome/beautiful' (Late
Latin bellus), hence a nickname for a handsome man. In medieval Italy
the word was also applied as a personal name, which also gave rise to
the surname.

Source : Wikipedia.

your own Bello is not Latin or handsome or anything. just like you claiming to be the same Lara in Yoruba to be the same as Lara in America

Bellfun:
Bello..from the Latin word "belus" ie beautiful, handsome...oga it's not a Fulani name o.. don't localize the name

dindirin,its an Arabic word,and has Muslim route. Only Muslims or Christian with Muslim surnames bear Bello

they are as good as forgotten and useless since none if their business still exists like it is in America where you have Hilton,McDonalds,etc. and what the seen have in common is that none of their children is half as wealthy and great as they are,I don't even know any child of anyone of them except for Dangote who is only a grandchild from mother side which doesn't count

Ishilove:
I am an old woman? Good.

In that case, may you never live to see old age since aging is a now a taboo for you. You will die prematurely, while I move gracefully into old age. While people around you grow older, you will sleep and never wake up, since old age is what you are using to cuss somebody. You will never smell old age and your parents will outlive you. Amen.

I'm done with you and you are henceforth ignored. The idiocy from your rock bottom IQ and tiny brain is beginning to give me headaches.

act your age madam,are you not supposed to leave this forum for we the youths? your mates are not here,you are too old to be dragging with us here and making comments on nairaland,showing up on every thread and even threads that are strictly for youths like romance and celeb thread. with due respect,I don't mean insult,I'm just telling it like it is

this Buhari just fine down. I like his fresh smallish baby face but his system of leadership is not working,he shouldnt just bother about coming for second term

the Elordia or whatever her name is aren't even fine and obviously a classless rachet. How can a so called celebrity be mentioning dick anyhow. the guy she replied can't be hurt,never because she can't see his dick and his dick might be bigger,so there is nothing savagery about this than the fact that the girl showed how much of a pig she is

wunmi590:
Big head with plenty money.

where is the big money? if you are talking about big money,talk about Kim Kardashian and Miley Cyrus

sunnysunny69:
Trump apart, Kim is hotttttttttt.

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wow,she looks so damn natural and make up free in that pic,the girl is so damn hot,I just over like her

lizzycreations:
I was actually told that things would get better this year after loosing my job last year November, trust me, 2017 has been my best year so far.

Bottom line: Genuine prophets still exist.

so,you never believed things would be better for you in 2017 until a prophet said it? So if things had gotten worse for you in 2017 and you are unable to get a job,he would come over and tell you its because you will encounter something bad at your work place? keep deceiving yourselves you and your prophets.

Thanks for bringing this up my nigga Tosyne2much. I stopped believing these prophets when a prophetess that is believed by many to be so holy and sees everything told me i'm supposed to have been rich but i encountered my problem from a girl i slept with,meanwhile i am still a virgin till today

Adaumunocha:
Well, no room for pristitution there. Very oppressive society. We have it soft here.

yes,you won't be allowed to do your olosho profession. they don't want their HIV prevalence to be alarming like it is in Africa and Nigeria that has the highest. Saudi has the lowest percentage in the world right now. only 0.01% is living with the disease right now

DLuciano:
hypocrites !!

Keep calling them hypocrites when your country has the highest number and percentage of people living with HIV/AIDS in the world. These people have the lowest number of people living with HIV in the world and only 0.01% is living with HIV

LalasticSeun:
Yoruba' s modern god

....a god with marital problem

he is the 401st god and one of the most important gods in yorubaland. You don't insult a diety . if he has marital issues,nobody is above that,he's created by Almighty God but his position and spiritual status,fortification and position as our ruler and spiritual father in yorubaland makes him a god and he is the 401st. he is no more ordinary human being,you don't say that to him. mind you,I'm a Muslim and dont consider him God Almighty o,but he's a god,as in diety,just like sango,Ogun and oya are

fvckme:
Fayose State again?
So na Cheeting not even Shitting?

you guys should think outside the box. people that defecate in public places are mostly illiterates and that's how most illiterates pronounce sh!tting. that's how they can understand the message

see Saraki mouth,always looking like he's fed up

Buhari is a handsome old man but he should step aside,enough is enough. we are tired of him being President,Fayose that's less attractive is what we want. Handsomeness and swag doesn't offer good leadership. Presidential seat isn't fashion parade

anyway,weldone Madam Nwosu. you are such a diamond. African mothers of her generation are diamonds. My Mother is a thousand ton of rare pink diamonds. Girls of this generation are useless though,girls that are flushing down pregnancy like toilet already. by I bet many of them will change as they age. women love their children. but no doubt about the fact that women of then are way better and quality than girls of nowadays

MAYOWAAK:
****COPIED

An enemy is someone who will not rest till he/she makes sure that your glory sinks into water. He/she will use witch power, visit Babalawo, follow mummy water, do blood covenant, do just anything, just to make sure that god's plan for your life doesn't come to pass. Anybody who is succeeding in life should thank the almighty God without whom his enemies would've overcome him.

With that introduction, let's do a little maths.
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Everybody in Nigeria has an enemy. At least one enemy.

Nigeria's population is 180 million. If everybody has an enemy, then we will have 2 equal groups:

Group A: those who have enemies = 90 million

Group B: those who are the enemies of those who have enemies (group A) = 90 million also.

But since everybody must have an enemy, then group A must be the enemies of group B.

If Group A = enemies of Group B

and

Group B = enemies of Group A,

then,

Every Nigerian is both the enemy of someone and the victim of someone else's "enemy-ship"

Therefore, the phrase "Nigerian citizen" should be synonymous with "Nigerian enemy". When next the president wants to address the nation, instead of saying "My dear citizens", he should just say "My dear enemies".

No. We're not through. It's much more complicated than that.

Sometimes, depending on how glorious god's plan for someone's life is, one person can have more than 1 enemy. For the equation to balance, if there are people who have more than 1 enemy each, then there are people who will be enemies to more than 1 person each. This will be called "collaborative enemy-ship" aka "collabo enemy". This is the situation when an enemy from your father's side collaborates with another enemy from your mother's side and they both collaborate with 3 enemies from your place of work.

Also notice that I used 180 million for the calculation. That's the population of living Nigerians. Pregnancies too have enemies. This is what is called "congenital enemy" meaning the baby already has an enemy before she's born. A congenital enemy can be a hereditary enemy (the one that wants to "winshie" the baby for the sake of the parent or the shape of the mum's protruded belly) or an acquired enemy (the one that just becomes the baby's enemy because he has seen her star in the spirit realm).

Dead people too have enemies. This is what I call "post-mortem enemy". They will be firing spiritual arrows to the children because of their dead parent.

Even living people can also have what I call "recurrent enemy". This is an enemy that god has helped you to conquer but because you went back to a life of sin, the enemy has re-energized and resumed tormenting your life.

Other types of enemies include "temporary enemies", "chronic persistent enemies", "continuous intermittent enemies", and "transferred enemies". "Idiopathic enemies" are those who are your enemies for unknown reasons while "frenemies" are those who are both your friends and enemies at the same time.

So you see? The maths has broken down. This one is beyond human mathematics. It's only god that can reveal the answer to someone jare. The total number of enemies in Nigeria is definitely far more than the total number of citizens. I figure that if Nigerians are 180 millions, the enemies in Nigeria might be up to 600 million.

You might be thinking that you're nobody's enemy. You have a clean mind toward everybody. Let me disappoint you. Unknown to you, there's someone that's looking at you that you're his/her enemy. So everybody is an enemy of someone else. But we pray that god should blind our enemies, cripple our enemies, turn them to lunatics, before finally striking them dead. If god answers prayers, then 180 million Nigerians would have gone blind, then crippled, and then psycho before the 923,768 sq. km surface of the country called Nigeria getting littered with 180 million corpses.

Once again, maybe I don't understand these things because they are beyond human understanding.

this is ridiculously brilliant. true talk. we Africans need to get over some things.

dowjones:
You're right about Trump. Trump's wealth is inflated and the sold most of his buildings in the 80s after his las Vegas casino had some problems. But that's the same thing with 50 cents

50 has never been as rich as the media potrayed. It's all a media stunt..

My point is, declaring bankruptcy doesn't mean they're flat broke. People are advised to do it to buy time .

The 85 mill akon made is still alot more than what 50 made. (Including the vitamin water money (scam) too )

well,I can't decide yet,who knows what Akon is going through too? who knows maybe he's going to file for bankruptcy later on and who knows maybe his networth was inflated too to give people the impression that a boy from Africa is now a multi millionaire

AJboi:
No wonder different girls re jst getting pregnant for him evry nw n then.They knw he's stinkingly rich nd handsome nd also doing a good job.More pregnancies to be annouced.
Bravo CR7

If I come back to this world,I listen to my parents if they tell me to go to school ,I will make sure I manage to educate myself on my own and dedicate more time on sports than schooling

olamikhx:
No, read the post clearly, he wasn't rejected bcoz of the way he died but because certain ritual have been performed on him in line with traditional believed associated with thunderstorms.

Why taking the corpse to Muslim cemetery when traditional ritual has already been done?

thanks bro,people don't read in this part of the world. I wonder why everybody is blaming Ali Agan or Muslim community for rejecting the corpse. Ali Agan said on radio today sef that people keep flooding his phone with messages since the thunder strike like its unfair to reject the corpse

Empiree:
^^^

Thanks for some clarification.

What i can imply here is that the man in question struck by ARA, was muslim to give him benefit of the doubt. But unfortunately, it seems his family are non-muslims and they have the right to claim his body and bury him as they please. The problem is the man did not have a Will. This is the same growing problem in American muslim community where number of muslim converts are growing but they have non muslim families. When they die without a Will their family claim the body and it is so difficult for Muslims to retrieve the body.

That's why muslims especially whose families are non muslims to make a Will and have it on record with the city that they are muslim and be buried as muslim. If they die, no matter what non muslim family says, the body will be released to the muslims. So now, muslims and Dr. AliAgan ilorin were correct far as i am concern. There is nothing they can do other than to make du'a for him. Will is very important

exactly bro,Ali Again addressed this on radio on Masrasatul Muhammad today. The family members refused to succumb to Islamic rite totally. they want the traditionalists to do their part and Muslim brothers to do theirs. the sango traditionalists told the family that if anybody touches the corpse,they will die,also,there will be death toll in the family,the school he worked,and the the town,the most ridiculous of all is that the corpse will wake up and walk around like human being if they don't give it sango burial,even Ali Agan was just laughing today ,he because its just too funny.
Africa has a long way to go indeed