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Lana1:
Up The Fūcking Reds.

Na God go punish this Eric Bailly.
The idiot was determined to send us out today after his disasterclass in the 1st leg.
He behaves like a village drunkard too often to be taken seriously.
I've made up my mind on the guy, I'm no longer hoping for anything, he should be shown the door this summer alongside Rojo.
Smalling and Jones are a million times more reliable and we will upgrade them in due time

Oasis007:
"We know what he [Andreas] is capable of, he has got loads of energy and drive. We maybe found a better position for him than a no.6, he is more of an 8 or 10. He has got quality in his passing, crossing and shooting. A goal and an assist is a nice day for him to remember.”

- Ole Gunner Solksjaer

if only this guy found a position to play in, for extended periods in any of his loan deals.
The difference would be clear now.
He wasted 2 years playing the wrong positions.
His Valencia loan was especially bad.

Yet another traditional 10 that has to adapt his game to remain relevant in modern soccer.
He's still very terrible as a 6 and may very well never amount to anything there.

raumdeuter:
OGS should realize he's playing liverpool and the usual attacking setup might not work

Man city started getting good results vs liverpool when they played conservative

OGS na smart man.
He talks about united way, dominating, attacking football etc but he knows when to sit back and hope to hit on the counter, and a thing or two about setting the team up for that.
One of my fears was that he was going to be too optimistic, go Gung ho all the time and get ripped apart every once in a while avb or Roberto Martinez style but it has never happened.

Many of those optimistic talk na for camera, the man knows whats up

Topmaike007:
just shut up there... gutter kill you there

God bless you bro

hensben:
Willian and Hazard strive more on a swift counter attack, not Mou type of though.

I thought what he needed was an attacking manager.. Lmao.
Una don change mouth again.

Lana1:
Na true o. Very slim chance for both United and Juve to make it.

United has a better chance than juve at the moment, and our chances are dire. Lol

The entire bandesliga deserve relegation. Gutter league

0 0 is a dangerous away result to have. You don't at home and you are out, basically.

Danhumprey:
yen yen yen....

How far the sure odd? This Rashford own no enter.

the old man know the difference between goal and assist. I will ensure he checks well next time

We absolutely cannot afford to have Sarri sacked now or any time soon. It would be a big blow to our top 4 aspirations

Una still dey this joojoo matter?
Anyway I get one annoying test in 4 days.
If anybody know any baba wey fit see my question before the day, Holla.
My contact no dey cover this area

chic2pimp:
Nah what He is doing is showing Illiteracy and poverty IS THE CAUSE of people believing in the existence of Juju.

no he's not.

raumdeuter:
Ok non of us will make money from it. I wont even bet on it

Na just verification

Na you dey find verification. I just want to chop from helping you verify

raumdeuter:
How much, You pay for it when it chop I will give you 60% of the winning

I'm not allowed to profit from your profit. That's how it goes.

raumdeuter:
A very simple test

There are 10 EPL games next weekend

Can anyone of you contact the baba to predict the scores

If you get it all right I will believe

Is that too hard?

no be free.
You dey vex me many times for this forum, so I go charge you pass Nihilist.

But the guy must have put some neurotoxin in the ring and delivered it by pricking the victim.
Neurotoxin wey dey make person develop taste for grass , according to some nairaland smart ass

dopeJemi:
Which secondary school let's you bring your phones to school in the 2000's? Is it not ridiculous asking for proof of something that happened more than a decade ago? Even if it was recorded then, how possible do you think it is to have that recording till date?

I still dey make fun of the guy wey chop grass till today. That na the only one I sha don see.
But I must bring video to convince some nairaland people about what I saw in 2007.
Don't be convinced, it's not my business

Myllz:
The dick will become smaller like dat of a child Born 2da

oh wow. I dey always assume say na just balls go remain and them go seal the point of attachment up to the point where e go be like nothing dey there before, for whatever reason

nihilistjnr:
Did your baba watch the match?
I prefer a correct score, correct scorer, correct order prediction.

you no wan pay up nau.
I fit bring the upfront payment to 80 pounds. You go pay the remaining 120 when you win.
But the money must NOT come from what you won.
It must come from what you currently have, all 200.

Talking about sure odd, Rashford anytime goal tomorrow.
My baba say make una use am confirm he jazz.
After this, anyone who wants free odd will have to pay.

The next time i called him to get some odds from the baba, and he said I should call back cos baba was watching 2nd half of tomorrows game

This shít is still killing me

nihilistjnr:
Make I pay you 200 pounds for a contact?

Don't make me laugh like Shao Kahn.


You remind of me of one boy that gave me one lucky odds one day.

The next time i called him to get some odds from the baba, and he said I should call back cos baba was watching 2nd half of tomorrows game

suffice to say the odds didn't come through again.

Collect better odds from your guy and pass them to me. I will pay you your 200 pounds after cashout


I want to believe your contact has a surer jazz than oasis007 and his bees that can easily be killed with baygon

your loss.
Na you wan satisfy curiosity and make money.

raumdeuter:
If you say you were told I will not believe it

If you say you saw it with your own eyes I might believe it depending on how plausible it is

If I see with my own eyes and test then I believe 100%

wetin concern juju with plausibility? Lol
Isn't that part of what makes it juju?

Kagawa10:
It isn't about comprehensive list but common sense. If I were a coach I wouldn't bank on young defenders I have hardly seen although I have seen Poole and I know he's good but not every coach know that.

OK bro

raumdeuter:
Tell us what you know and what you have seen with your own eyes not reported folktale

why you dey ask when you no go believe anything he talk

Kagawa10:
Highly rated from reserve or u21 match? What part don't you get? Sancho wasn't unknown except for people like yourself. Were you living under rocks? I have already said young attackers could be give leeway because they won't likely cost you goals even if they ain't scoring. Same way Van gaal kept trusting rashford even when he didn't always score but sent Fosu Mensah packing as soon as he made mistake in the defence

OK, we have agreed to leave goalkeepers and attackers out.
You want me to give you a comprehensive list of young defenders that got good loans by just playing reserve football?

raumdeuter:
We were born in Africa, we were made to believe it. With age education and exposure we saw that most of these things are lies

Just like your 5yr old believe Santa Claus really comes from the North Pole but with education and age, you realize its Mr Emeka wearing costume

even as a 7 month old child, I always knew that father Christmas was brother osakpamwan or osagbemwonrhue.
I never for once believed they came from anywhere else.
Just saying.

SIRcumalot:
You've got to give me proof too.
Not hearsay.
Maybe you eat one and record it for the whole board uhm?

lmao. I see what you are trying to do there

Kagawa10:
Sancho is an attacker who was highly rated. He had a wonderful u17 world cup together with foden. It was like Mbappe whom City wanted to sign for 50 mil after his euro u21 performance even when he had yet to play much games for Monaco.

Ola Aina was always around Chelsea first team and has played in Carling cup or fa cup. Other players has had one loan in the eredivise league or the other etc.

I'm surprised people can be highly rated from playing reserve football but since your rule also excludes attackers, tell me about Reece James and Fikayo Tomori

raumdeuter:
When you are poor and not exposed, its easy to believe anything

Why dont you believe India beat Nigeria 100-1? But go to one remote village in airmark Ekiti, I am sure one local village champion that travelled to Lagos for houseboy work is still there telling them he watched the game live and saw India beat Nigeria while ball was turning to lions

Why dont you believe in Ogbanje unlike your great grandfather?

These are examples of supposed juju in action and "ordinary" you in your mid 20's already know its a lie

They believed everything does not exactly mean ALL they believed in were hoaxes.

nihilistjnr:
of course. We split the profits.

I'm looking beyond Alabi. Let's smash the bookies on a global scale

I don't want to be a partaker in gains gotten from dark magic. Personal reasons.
So you pay me upfront, just 200 pounds, we don dey trade banter for this nl for many years now, so you be like my guy. Then I go forward the contact.

raumdeuter:
One woman in Calabar then Helen Ukpabio started labelling children under 7 as witches and people started believing and killing this children

I watched the video around 2009 and felt like going to shoot the woman

A typical witch is usually an old poor woman or a young poor child.

Never a strong or rich man

all you are doing is proving that poverty and illiteracy contributes to people abusing the supposed existence of juju or dark magic.

It's the same way atheists use fake pastors and their illiterate and poor followers to argue against the existence of a God.