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apc and their "trial and error" ways of reports.

"wailers be quiet already"

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Explorers:
Imgine you are a police officer, armed in this scene. What would do to stop a truck driver hitting, crushing and shooting people sporadically

my comment was satiracal. U know nairalander's comments when our cops or citizens act similar way to the culprit. Question: if i were in the shoes of the cops i wouldnt had done anything lesser than what they did.

Explorers:
French police riddled the truck with gunfire in an effort to kill the crazed driver of the truck which ran down hundreds of people.

and nigerians will shout "jungle justice! Why was he not tried in court" bla bla. Nonesense.

goldbim:
yinmu...if I hear ..how do you ask a stranger if she's engaged??to me it's funny and embarrassing. If he really wants to know,it should not be publicly asked..EFCC's watching

why shouldnt be public? Unless u are a flirt here. The question is safe for the married and unmarried ladies, nothing is wrong with it.
Who be dey efccc sef? Fiftynaira? I go faint am.

goldbim:
engaged kwa..fiftynaira see question..

na fiftynaira dey hold your engagement ring? Small time now una go go full shiloh dey pray for husband whereas una dey chase them away when una see them.

oga maybe your penis no catch her nyash well.

saintdennis:
Ignorant peeps like you see amnesty like university matriculation abi, set by set lols

come drill oil as u been dey drill before make we see na. Oli'ele otu la'achi.

my ultimate crush. See how my son for just handsome reach. It not too late sha. Snatching is allowed.

they are not ready for peace then. If he is not ready to grant them amnesty he shouldnt be ready to drill their oyel then. He should sell his cows and finance the nation and understand what it feels to have something u dont benefit much from.

zombiee wount like this.

BlackIsLife:
"i saw Maradona & Pele play but cristiano is on another level" - england legend bobby moore


"with Ronaldo in your team, you become the best midfielder automatically" - Yaya Toure

been on the pitch for several years now, but i have never watched messi play before-james rodriguez

Sunexy:
"Messi is a better player that is why a lot is always expected from him. He has set a big gap between himself and people like us and Ronaldo only tries to cross it" - Zlatan Ibrahamovic

in the world of 2 greatest footballer ever, if Ronaldo is rated number one then messi should be in number 9-mascherano.

BlackIsLife:
"Ronaldo can score with either of his feet, his head and now he is scoring with his back, i bet he can score on wheelchair" - Giggs


Pigmeat where at thou?

ronaldo has reached the peak in football that even his worst is good and enjoyable to watch-Gerrard Pique

islam is the only breeding ground for evil interprises to thrive. From terrorism to ritualists, anything evil, e.t.c

u cant try it with the hardship the edo people are facing at the moment. They will turn apc headquarters in the state up-side down with protests.

ychris:
op, pls no call buhari o, i repeat no call ham o. cos d person wey do inn ear get as e be o. as in ehn e get k leg. cos since e return frm where e go do inn ear eno dey listen to enibody 'gain.as in ehn for instance luk @ hs recent appointmnt humn?,e turn dat deaf ear to jagaban, e demote kachiku and so on.. oga it seems that his ear aint working. no mind the guy above me humn? u gotta use another specialist entirely @op u understand

u dey blame dey people wey reset buhari ear? No be their fault oooo. Them give buhari conditions wey go make him ear problem beta the guy no gree do dem. They say baba resign, e no gree. No go near cow again, na there him want remain. No drink burukutu and nunu again, na lie for baba side. No bleep totto wey u old pass too much, baba say if na only that one him go remain deff untop aisha totto. Na wao! No be easy one sha.

lemme place u on questions and answers test:.
1)Do u act stewpid and silly at times? Yes/no
2) do u refuse to take advice from people ever since it started? Yes/no
3)do u say things or make promises that are impossible for you to fulfil? Yes/no
4)do u neglect peoples life i.e never give a damn wether they die or not? Yes/no
5)are u one-sided in your judgement when purnishing kids around? Yes/no
6)do u value the life of your livestocks(cows) than people around u? Yes/no
7)do u find it enthusiastic to take a flight or junket around the globe for no just reason? Yes/no
if u pass the questions by answering yes to four or five of them, then u are at risk of getting or being infested with President Buhari diesease. It is a new diesease that was spotted not long ago. It only victim that has been recorded is the former nigerian head of state and presently the president of the same country. The cure is a very sensitive one. U must give up your present position at ur place of work and take a long rest. Avoid drinking too much nunu and burukutu, Stay away from phucking pusssies ur are above 20years older than-like aisha and...... More to come, just start with this little one for now.

this is the present ranking in bachelor-hood. Where do u belong?
For me: senior bachelor.

CzarChris:
I've said this before, and I will say it again. This democracy abi democrazy this westerners brought to us as the best form of governance is a big failure. Africans and the Middle East have a different form of governance that suits us. Look at African countries and the Middle East, any nation that has a "Democratic leadership", they are either fighting wars or killing via ethnic or religious sentiments. But during the totalitarian reign of Gaddafi, Sadam, Abacha, Mobutu etc. Those countries had relative peace. But look at those countries now since "democracy"

na, i think the worst form of democracy is better than the best form of military regime, only buhari regime is trying to prove otherwise. The only forward development we recorded as a country was as a result democracy.

i dont know who to choose between him and buhari at the moment, honestly.

lol, this is not new to us. Some people bought corn by the roadside before elections. Fast-forward to now(after-elections) they want to ban roadside selling.
We saw some going as far as frying akara, today they dont keep up to it anymore.
One present vice president was hopping from commercial buses to the other, relating with the poor, where is the gap between him and the poor?

obailala:
Get over it, GEJ is gone. GEJ was a bad leader and he had to be removed, and he was removed. GEJ has moved on with his life, stop crying more than the bereaved. If PMB also turns out a bad leader by the end of his tenure, he would also be removed. Try an move on with your lives, Nigeria doesn't end with the 2015 election.

get out of my mention! Clown!

uzolexis:
at least she is not a blind supporter which is a lot more than I can say for most of Buhari's supporters who defend him even in the light of glaring evidence that he is wrong...... I like constructive criticism and pple who are not afraid to speak the truth no matter who you are and i think she is one of such pple.

they say "take care of the minutes and the hour will take care of itself" if she had done the right thing at the right time, they wouldnt had been any need for her present cry. The woman was too sacrosanct in her convictions about buhari taking us to the promised land. I expected her to come out openly to apologise to gullible nigerians whom her supports for buhari swindle them into supporting buhari, out of ignorance.

uzolexis:
cause someone supported a candidate does not mean the person can't also criticise that candidate when the candidate is wrong.

her supports brought us to where we are now as a nation. She was inept and docile to have voted and supported buhari after her experience with buhari's regime as military head of states. If she was one of this few nairalanders with little or no knowledge about history, i'd forgave her muppettedness, but in her own case she experience it first hand, now she is crying fowl. What does she expect us to do now?

buh ma'am we done sold all the wailers forms. no vacancy till 2019.

gocac:
Ronaldo is very stupid for trying to play with my intelligence! The truth about this young man is that "If its not all about him then everything is useless" he is not very happy because portugal won, rather because it puts him ahead of others to ballon d'or award. He gave it away because he felt that he is bigger than silver boot. Nonsense!

and the cynicism continues. Even if ronaldo walks on water u will say it simply because he cant swim.

all this men of God no dey advice them on good governance?

Temidayo9:
Not Jonathan , but his guys in the creek that derive joy in bombing gas trunk line..... and you there sypathiser will be here compaling about darkness. Avenger should should blow everything, only Buhari will be in darkness not Nigerians.

comot! No be the same motor carry me and u. Is it the duty of nigerians to protect gas plants or the govt?

minister for darkness, which lie lai send u to come lie again? Na jonathan be dey cause of the recent darkness.

MakaveliTheDon:
nope .. i am diff from shakur mine is Taktus Makavelli

i am different from pork, my name is pigmeat.