Mine was when i was a fresher at Fedral polytechnic Oko,needed to use the Atm one hot afternoon...so i set off to Ekwulobia the neighbouring town to withdraw,getting to the Atm i met a long queue,joined the line and waited for my turn only to discover i left my Atm at home..

Felt like eating my head that day.

la click la vomit my intestine

diehardanusfan:
because i just asked for a simple request, this idlots started calling me gay..

what is bad in leting a girl fuvk your ass, its a girl for goodness sake and no guy involved......



nairalanders any idiot that calls me gay again, may thunder strike them by december 31st 2016@ 11:59pm

But your pix looks like one naa..just saying though

irunooboo:
Ifeayi Ubah sha wan do philantrophist by force. What is $5000 to mikel and his likes who earns almost £90,000 weekly? Why not just encourage them and leave them alone? How many people go share that insult he called money Mikel could be richer than the yeye man sef If not for the foolish GEJ who gave the idiot TAN campaign contract who sabi UBAH before Useless man

shigbain no gum you....person dey give the one wey him get you dey provoke....what kinda human being are you sef??...Just hating for no God damn reason

its Sabon Gari market(the biggest market in Northern Nigeria) not Yankura market.....OP take note.

yesterday i rushed to purchase a plate of abacha(african salad) from a road side vendor.....i needed a take away which she don't have,she left to look for it and on her way coming back i saw her sneeze with both hands covering her face..........i practically ran away b4 she could get close,shut the door of my car and was narrating to my brother what i saw....she caught a glipse of me narrating to my brother what happened and quickly washed her hand...i could see shame written all over her face,she couldn't bear our stares and left quickly.....lolzzz

boohariii

hungryboy:
What to say on this kind of topic dey always confuse me,
Should i commend Mc Galaxy,
Should i bash him?,
Should i pretend to be happy for him?,
Should i say that's his business?,
Should i join the new craze and say all the Things Mc Galaxy has done has been a hit back to back?,
Abeg make una help me choose one

Dude shut tha Bleep up and appreciate good thing.

Sky B

This is the kinda relationship i've been praying for.

Go to Kano and stay at sabon gari area...its a very peaceful area. u'll like it

i'm at the verge of completing my blog..
Very interesting blog to be.

Me with the stripes

Cleme dela creme

Same to the entire policce force..

And if your Dad/mom are in the police force,shame on them too.

No case

Alanjeffy:
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end time assignment



end time tea bag

end time zip

end time okirika pick ur size

end time mods



end time wailers wailing abt the end time members should never quote me..

You are sick

That shit should be banned.

Pishure pls

Islam is demonic

quote me anywhere...

Brand new BlackBerry passport for sale....call/whatsapp 08137426478

dason4life:

How Strong is the OEAS? I just googled the organization and I tell you this:- "The Organisation is a cartel of rebel group"
See for yourself - http://www.oeas.info/chairman.html

What is soo rebel about the organisation?

I saw thousands of protesters,with their arms raised up singing and walking unarmed peacefully....later I heard gun shots from different angles,aimed at the protesters I guess,which geared the protesters to react in same manner..

Today is actually the second day,more protesters are trooping in from from other SE states,and I smell more trouble cause shooting this protester will result to more violent acts.why on earth would JTF shoot against unarmed peaceful protesters just because they are agitating for secession.

That was same reason the dullard's request for arms deal was turned down in US through the Leahy Law...Human right is totally at a low tolerance here.

Fucking Gay..

ValerianSteel:
Killers.

What's this craze of Nigerians killing anything they see?

How does this precious animal pose a threat to those that killed it?

They killed it plus destroyed the future of its eggs.

There's a serious threat against animals in this country,every unidentifiable creeping,crawling,flying creature is up for kill,it's a very barbaric act that needs to be stopped.The other day it was snake,a few months back,a rare species of ocelot was murdered,today,this is killed and it's yet to be laid eggs destroyed as well.

We need a serious Animal Protection/Conservation Authority to handle this growing menace.Nigerians are endangering many animals on daily basis with how they kill them.

Thunder fire that ur teeth...

So we shouldn't kill snakes abiii


You need serious law to handle animal killings,yet thousands of human are killed yearly in ur country

Excelboi:
I stay in kano and Bomb blast just some few minutes ago at farm centre here in Kano. The area is where the largest phone market in Kano is located. Details coming soon. You got it here first, stay tune for updates. Death casualties still unknown as at this period





http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/breaking-news-twin-blast-goes-off-at-kano-gsm-market/

God!!...Farm center.

last time I went there to sell my Q10,i was soo scared,the place was soo crowed,and the security checkpoint looked weak.

may the dead rest in peace. Amen

REB3L:

I was in Mr Biggs yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to mess, They were playing Don Jazzy’s Dorobucci. The music was really really loud, so I timed my mess with the beat of the music. I was releasing my mess alongside the music so that nobody would hear the sound of the mess although the mess was very loud too. When I finished, I started to feel better but I looked around and noticed that everybody in the restaurant frowned and was staring at me….. Why? Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to the music with my ear-phone. I almost fainted!!!

Drunk......

speedyGonzales:


hahaha! dude, I think it would be a fun experience... I would have to move my family to Ghana, then comeback just to enjoy the war close up!

True true you don craze

mashin:
I feel conserved about this, am not writing this because am a proud type, but for the Glory of God almighty, i have stayed with my fiancee for 7 years and 6 months, we graduated from the same university, we did our traditional wedding on the 24th of October 2015, our white wedding comes up by November 7th, though we trusted each other, but i still have to confirm from my Gynaechologist, that my wife to be is a virgin @ 27, and currently running her Msc.

You too can do it to the glory of God, it pays to be faithful to God. We hope to wed next week and hope for a good job and a God fearing family.

If you practice, you can get use to it. It was hard for me, to take my mind off at initial stage, but God helped us till, we became the last one standing among our peers.

You wan tell us say you never shine congo since that seven years??