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psoto: "May" is their place of birth, while "June" is their month of birth.

you are right.

You have a basket containing ten
apples. You have ten friends,
who each desire an apple. You
give each of your friends one
apple.
After a few minutes each of your
friends has one apple each, yet
there is an apple remaining in
the basket.
How is that possible?

Twins (James and John)
were born in May but their
birthday is in June.how is this
possible?

[quote author=Abekebaby][/quote]I know it sounds like vowels...but u're wrong try again

Joan's dad has 5 daughters if their names are
1-Nana
2-Nene
3-Nini
4-Nono
5-.....? what is the name of the
5th daughter?

...place
Place your heart in the hands of someone who won't.....

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G̶̲̥̅̊ΦD̶̲̥̅̊!
G̶̲̥̅̊ΦD̶̲̥̅̊! Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇ not a man.If men were .......

coogar: they are not innovative and they sold 2 million preorders in 24 hrs? why would 2 million people buy something so crappy? can you explain that? then again you mentioned apple ignoring some segments - what segment?

those that are yet to use an iphone just can't understand. Over 5 millions sales already. It reminds me of a Toyota's advert that say's 'THE WORLD CANNOT BE WRONG'

If after doing research and earning your PHD you are still attuned to the mindset of looking for a Job, of what use then is it?

.....to the Soul
Soul can be described as..........

SimonAndal: _
I'm sure you haven't been reading the reviews on the internet. Even Gizmodo, Apple's personal ärsë-licker condemned the maps.

mind u the queue just started 2 day.before u say the maps lead u astray that will be tomorrow when u'll have actually made use of the phone. And not some website claiming whatever. From 2morrow end users will have a say from their personal usage and not websites speculations.

coogar: iphone's greatest strength is it's user-friendliness.....and this point keeps eluding apple's adversaries. all those geeky/nerdy technology can be integrated by apple as well but to what end? they value simplicity more than having some geeky tech the average joe on the street won't understand! who outside the samsung marketing crew has an idea what groupcast and shareshot mean? the mainstream consumer audience simply don't care about those - they want easy stuff that are enjoyable to use...full stop! so while samsung and lumia can have a 50 million list of geeky features and specs, apple are busy aiming to show how their devices fit into the lives of their consumers and they making gazillions of money from that simple concept!

that's the point. It's not about introducing features that u hardly ever get to use in real life. It is about using a phone with real life adaptations. Take 4 example the floating video feature in samsung gS3,you really cannot tell me u can enjoy a movie while doing something else...except the movie is not intresting...also the purpose of a larger screen size is defeated. But in the iphone whatever u do ...u can be sure of 100% output.

....Food
Food is very essential to.............

....English
English is not my mother....

Ejiné: One of my numerous crimes was inflating my Junior WAEC fee like a PDP senator. I remember I presented popsie a looooong list of things needed to register for the exam, with 65% of the items being things I 'kurukerely' filled in there.
Chineke nna, come and see format.

Dad: Son, number 14 says "handling charging". What exactly is that?

Me: It's the levy that takes care of the charges for the handling.

Dad: Handling of what?

Me: It handles the charges.

Dad: Charges based on what exactly?

Me: The overall handling, of course.

Dad: How?

Me: I mean the charges.

Dad: Of what?!

Me: The handling!!!

If laughter kill me u are responsible

^^

Boko Haram
Boko Haram and Lastma officials are killing people on a Daily..............

omafones: Fair comment

Below is write up from one of our suppliers of 'Nano- Sim cutters


Nano/Micro Sim Cutter
For cutting both Nano sim size and Micro sim size

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Your standard sim card & micro sim card can be cut the same size as Micro
or Nano sim card with perfect accuracy
Standard sim to micro sim for your iphone 4S/4 or ipad
Micro sim to nano sim for your iphone 5
There is claim that the nano sim is 15% thinner than the normall sims we are all use to.

If this is the case then all you need to do is rub down the non chip side of your sim on sanding paper a few times,

15% of less than 1mm is next to nothing to rub off lol.....

This listing is for pre-order only, your cutter will be dispatched once i take delivery around 28th/29th September,
If you are not happy with this do not buy.

Do not be foiled by other listings claiming to have these any earlier...

Guy you really know your onions. You really mean business. When my money is complete I'll holla you

walcolm: http://blog.gsmarena.com/apple-says-iphone-5-is-the-thinnest-smartphone-in-the-world-turns-out-it-isnt/

see yansh for market

At the Iphone 5 Launch and even in the Iphone Video, Apple never said it was theThinnest Smartphone
Rather the exact words used was THINNEST IPHONE EVER
I know both words sound alike but all you need to do is watch the Iphone 5 release video on youtube and you'll see that Apple never claimed it was the Thinnest Smartphone.

...Scared
Scared people always ..........

We all know some Oyibo people are YEYE
They should have interviewed me and see if I cannot spot the diffrence

http://live.cnet.com/Event/CNETs_Apple_event_live_blog_Wednesday_September_12


For live coverage of the greatest Tech event of 2012
IPHONE forever...............

COOLDUN: You have brain, well informed and accurate, Go to India and see if you can find that kind of aircraft that consumed the lives of Nigerians both onboard and on ground. How can someone who calls herself a minister made such a degrading statement? In any country whenever there is a plane crash like this, the license of the airline company must be seized and the company suspended until the full investigation is concluded, but in Nigeria, the demons in power will like to play with the citizens’ integrity. Look at what a minister was saying on the case that is still under investigation? Who knows if there is any investigation going on? Now they are offloading all the blamings on the head of the dead pilot simply because he is dead and cannot defend himself, later you will hear that the late pilot was a member of Boko Haram who committed suicide by crashing the air craft , and all of us will accept the result and go home to pray to God for miracle to survive. You made a right comment about the Mafia gangs using Nigeria as their play ground and safe homes. Nigerians are busy waiting for the government to improve their lives not knowing that their miseries in the hands of the politicians , brings huge rewards to the Mafia leaders and the Nigerian politicians. Arise Nigerians and take back your country from the Mafia gangs/politicians, and restructure the country .Or keep quiet and die slowly. The choices are all ours.

I want to believe you are just assuming or perhaps you read information on aviation practices in the 1970's
otherwise I can tell you that after a crash the next thing is not Grounding of an operator.
Also an aircraft is made to last upwards of 40years..... So a 20 years old aircraft is just halfway there........its not about the age, Its about maintenance

PICTURE THIS SCENARIO
Instead of Lifting the license of Dana Airlines .......
They decided to do some re branding..
May be repaint some of the Planes .
generally Give it a new Company name.
Or perharps sell some of the aircrafts to some other local airlines...
Many of you criticizing the Action of the FG would hail it as the next best thing to Nigerian airspace.
And Joyfully Fly it.
Do you not think its better this information was made public @ least you will be responsible to some degree if you want to fly..........


For me I think they are one of the best and should be allowed to operate.....and given the unfortunate past I'll want to believe they will naturally be more careful.

Even a lion in the Jungle can be tamed
Same goes for your FIL........
His families attitude (gossiping behind him) is contributing to the problem, So don't follow their example
MY ADVICE -----Give him as much love and attention as possible...(gifts, phone calls, REAL respect, Try to befriend him) in time he'll love u in turn

As for the way he talks, just realize everyone comes from a differing background...... Simply Tolerate it (People that speak their mind like him are not usually known to hold grudges)
It might take some time but in time he'd reciprocate and treat you right...

Idokojimmy: Telecoms infrastructure analysts in the country have put the average cost of a base station at $250,000, which amounts to N39.47m at an exchange rate of N157.91 to a dollar as at Thursday.

 With 26 base stations already destroyed, an investment of N1.03bn might have gone down the drain.

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I did not Know a base station costs that much........ I hope the operators have insurance against things like these
In almost every business there is an element of Risk.....

Shey something dey worry Una 4 here?

Movie
Movie actors in Nigeria .....

In the long run it might Fuel Supply....

I Have Sony Ericsson W995 with Wi-Fi how much do I add to get a HTC Desire or Iphone 3Gs or 4?