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RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Guys Not Romantic? by Pimples(m): 1:23pm On Feb 03, 2013
You guys should Ride on.... I am seriously enjoying this thread....
Technology MarketRe: Pre-order your Technologies From USA and Canada Few days deliv by Pimples(m): 12:14am On Feb 03, 2013
I don't know if u can also get cameras... ...
If yes, then I'd like to know The price of a Nikon D80 or D3100
Poems For ReviewRe: Oh My Lady by Pimples(m): 1:11pm On Jan 31, 2013
Zazu04: This one is for my own 'Lady'

An Ode to M, postmortem.
Just to be safe I'll call you M.
We met last night in the dim light
Of one minuscle candlelight.
I thought I'd seen your face before,
But, like I said, the light was poor.
So I turned 'round and looked away,
And let my wandering mind stray.
But you knew who I was, didn't you?
When, from the blue, as if on cue
You whispered gently in my ear
And vanished before I could hear.
You made me look around with fear
As your loud silence filled the air.
So, in deepened gloom, thanks to you,
I lowered my eyes, feeling blue.
But that was when you showed again
And made me bite my lip in pain.
I tried to hold you in my arm
But you thought I was out for harm.
Quickly you shifted to my left,
And so began our conga weft,
Me following, you in the lead.
You enjoyed it, I know you did,
You enjoyed it like a spoilt kid
Would enjoy messing with her feed.
To make it worse, from your pursed lips
You let that annoying song slip.
And so, as we waltzed to and fro
I got tired and let you go.
But as I sat down, overworked,
You made me cry out, "What the- ", shocked.
And that was when I slapped your face,
Spattering blood around the place.
"See, your bad blood has stained my shirt
"You itsy-bitsy piece of dirt.
"Imagine what you've made me do!!",
I blurted like a crazy Jew.
You didn't respond as I glared,
That was when I knew you were dead.
Look what you've done, you silly one,
I lost my temper, now you're gone,
I never really knew your name
Now we've ended our silly game.
You thought I wanted to harm you
But you were wrong, I wish you knew.
Go find your sisters, let them know
I'll always KILL a mosquito!!!
funny and intresting rhymes...
I hereby request permission to copy ASAP
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LiteratureRe: Why I Have No Future Ambition. by Pimples(m): 12:24pm On Jan 27, 2013
Na so life b
Everything wey we do na risk. Funny story
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Let's Hook Up, Drop Your Bbm Pin(for Single Guys And Girls Seriouslysearching) by Pimples(m): 1:21pm On Dec 16, 2012
Just Friendship......
26E8D21D
Forum GamesRe: Finish The SENTENCE by Pimples(op): 1:47am On Dec 16, 2012
Religious affliation inrespective of our monopolistic......
Car TalkRe: How Toyota Engines Are Re-built In Ladipo by Pimples(m): 5:22pm On Dec 14, 2012
I think this is CREATIVITY & GENIUS
Forum GamesRe: Finish The SENTENCE by Pimples(op): 9:25pm On Dec 13, 2012
Make empty promises they do not intend to keep. Well, when push comes to shove......
PhonesRe: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by Pimples(m): 11:22am On Dec 13, 2012
I am very Grateful
PhonesRe: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by Pimples(m): 7:15pm On Dec 12, 2012
I'll Be very Grateful if I can be assisted as well
My PIN is 26E8D21D
Christianity EtcRe: Understanding Mathematics Is Demonic For Primary School Children by Pimples(m): 9:59am On Dec 10, 2012
hmd80: My dear sister...i would advise you check the book yourself before you pass your judgement.i couldnt believe it myself not until someone showed me.
it there.please check....
It only appears on pirated (photocopies) copies...if you buy originals you would not see it...
EntertainmentRe: Help Tobi Phillips Win World Miss University by Pimples(m): 1:19pm On Dec 09, 2012
I thought university students are supposed to be reading and studying to graduate with a 1st class if possible.....
Well what do I know perhaps winning a beauty crown is also what our universities now offer
Forum GamesRe: Finish The SENTENCE by Pimples(op): 11:45pm On Dec 08, 2012
...similar in culture.
Culture is different from place to.........
Forum GamesRe: Trasie's House Of Laughter by Pimples(m): 11:42pm On Dec 08, 2012
So funny
You just made my day...
Forum GamesRe: Finish The SENTENCE by Pimples(op): 9:49pm On Dec 07, 2012
...most
Most people don't know....
RomanceRe: She Made A Big Mistake! by Pimples(m): 10:29pm On Dec 06, 2012
A Diary would have better suited this piece of history

It's not by force to open a thread
Forum GamesRe: Finish The SENTENCE by Pimples(op): 9:00am On Dec 05, 2012
. ..Time
Time seems to Run very fast these ......
Forum GamesRe: Finish The SENTENCE by Pimples(op): 7:35am On Dec 03, 2012
6 months pregnant woman competing in the ...........
FamilyRe: What Does 'submission' Of Women In Marriages Mean Exactly? by Pimples(m): 9:49pm On Dec 01, 2012
50calibre: There is something called HIERARCHY, are everyone in the military or a country or an organization equal? Equality doesnt apply to marriage and family life, the moment equality and justice is brought into the family, the family goes into chaos and ruin.
Ok. Maybe I should not have used the word Equality but the point I'm trying to make is that 1st and foremost, your wife is a human. With rights. Some of these rights include freedom of expression of her intellectual, emotional, mental,.......wills. Your approach encroaches on those rights. We are supposed to have gone past the slave trade era
FamilyRe: What Does 'submission' Of Women In Marriages Mean Exactly? by Pimples(m): 9:03pm On Dec 01, 2012
50calibre: Submission of my wife to me means

- She accepts and appreciates my superiority and never challenges nor contradicts my decision rather she can let her opinions known politely.

- She respects and see me as her priority coming second in her life after God and can only pray to God and hope that I reciprocate the respect.

- She sees me as her supreme leader, and should always make herself available without second thoughts or hesitation for her conjugal duties, cooking, or anything else should I demand it of her.

- She should see my love for her as a privileged and not a right, and should work tirelessly to earn and keep my love.
Reading through your post, only one thing came to mind. DICTATOR.
You sound as if you are some sort of god. You really need to improve as far as equality and justice is concerned.
CultureRe: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by Pimples(m): 11:01am On Nov 30, 2012
Doctor flaky: That tells me the kind of working environment they are, because you cant go to companies like GLO or Bank and see things like this. This kind of things does not portray an excellent working environment.
quite true
HealthRe: Please Beware Of That Bottle Of "Alomo Bitters" You Are About Drinking !!!!!! by Pimples(m): 9:54am On Nov 28, 2012
The same thing happened to me once and ever since I have stopped taking that Poo
RomanceRe: I Didnt Propose To Her Bt She Updated Her Facebook Status As Engaged N Tagged Me by Pimples(m): 9:56pm On Nov 27, 2012
This is really funny... You seriously need to start avoiding small girls...

Meanwhile you can untag yourselve from the post.
And I suggest you do it as fast as you can before it spreads even more
Christianity EtcRe: Demonic Covenant Associated With Visa Lottery by Pimples(m): 1:58pm On Nov 27, 2012
onye ego: Nna mehn,the way Nigerians are talking about Hell, I don't think its AVOIDABLE cry
you watch tv hell,
you browse the net hell,
You go to church they say the pastor belongs,
you see fine girl u like to corner, na marmaid.
You get money,u be retualist.
Talented musician, na illuminati.

I wonder if the people that will make heaven will come from space.
Nna guy, think am na.
guy u are so funny
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dilemma Of A Job Seeker. Please Advice. by Pimples(m): 10:33pm On Nov 25, 2012
A bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush...

Hence my advise is that he sticks with the salary arrangement as it is sure.

But even If he should go for his art, he should learn the art of saving for the rainy day so that even If he does not work 4 sometime he'll still survive
PhonesRe: MTN Increases Their Internet Data Bundle Allowance by Pimples(m): 6:42am On Nov 21, 2012
puskin: If you want to feel the speed of MTN.....get a high-end smartfone e.g GS3 (not all these crappy BBs ooh).....and do a wi-fi hotspot.
Try etisalat or airtel and you'd discover that you don't necessarily need a samsung GS3 or any high end phone to experience speed
PhonesRe: MTN Increases Their Internet Data Bundle Allowance by Pimples(m): 6:39am On Nov 21, 2012
puskin: ......and what kind of modem do use that makes U say this??......cos for me, @more than 800kbps......i'm ok with the speed.
Unless you dey look for Japan/Hong Kong/Malaysia kind of internet speed.
Except it's different speed for different people/area, I as well as my friends don't experience that 800 kb/s you mentioned.

Infact, you'll be lucky if you have network @ all

Meanwhile it's not about the speed shown by your pc rather it's about what you can actually download.
PhonesRe: MTN Increases Their Internet Data Bundle Allowance by Pimples(m): 6:02am On Nov 21, 2012
If they like, let them increase it to 500GB. So long as their speed does not improve of what use is it?
FamilyRe: What Every Mother Needs To Teach Her Daughter This 21st Century by Pimples(m): 2:23pm On Nov 20, 2012
Nice write -Up
Though I wonder how many women know all this info
to me members of each sex are clueless as to the thought process of the other...........
PropertiesRe: Expert Warns On Dangers Of PVC Building Materials by Pimples(m): 11:08am On Nov 20, 2012
In view of this, in the near future Some new diseases will Crop up in Nigeria.......hope there will be facilities to treat them then
Nairaland GeneralRe: Baby Kidnapped From Labour Room In Abia by Pimples(m): 10:55pm On Nov 19, 2012
_BuBBle_: I don't think that baby was kidnapped he has been stolen 4 rituals and come to think of its either they have been targeting the mother or the hospital. Sbd from somewhere has played his/her part properly(wickedly).But God Almighty is watching cry
Perhaps the kidnappers needed a day old baby

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