Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Guys Not Romantic? by Pimples(m): 1:23pm On Feb 03, 2013 |
You guys should Ride on.... I am seriously enjoying this thread.... |
Technology Market › Re: Pre-order your Technologies From USA and Canada Few days deliv by Pimples(m): 12:14am On Feb 03, 2013 |
I don't know if u can also get cameras... ... If yes, then I'd like to know The price of a Nikon D80 or D3100 |
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Poems For Review › Re: Oh My Lady by Pimples(m): 1:11pm On Jan 31, 2013 |
Zazu04: This one is for my own 'Lady'
An Ode to M, postmortem. Just to be safe I'll call you M. We met last night in the dim light Of one minuscle candlelight. I thought I'd seen your face before, But, like I said, the light was poor. So I turned 'round and looked away, And let my wandering mind stray. But you knew who I was, didn't you? When, from the blue, as if on cue You whispered gently in my ear And vanished before I could hear. You made me look around with fear As your loud silence filled the air. So, in deepened gloom, thanks to you, I lowered my eyes, feeling blue. But that was when you showed again And made me bite my lip in pain. I tried to hold you in my arm But you thought I was out for harm. Quickly you shifted to my left, And so began our conga weft, Me following, you in the lead. You enjoyed it, I know you did, You enjoyed it like a spoilt kid Would enjoy messing with her feed. To make it worse, from your pursed lips You let that annoying song slip. And so, as we waltzed to and fro I got tired and let you go. But as I sat down, overworked, You made me cry out, "What the- ", shocked. And that was when I slapped your face, Spattering blood around the place. "See, your bad blood has stained my shirt "You itsy-bitsy piece of dirt. "Imagine what you've made me do!!", I blurted like a crazy Jew. You didn't respond as I glared, That was when I knew you were dead. Look what you've done, you silly one, I lost my temper, now you're gone, I never really knew your name Now we've ended our silly game. You thought I wanted to harm you But you were wrong, I wish you knew. Go find your sisters, let them know I'll always KILL a mosquito!!! funny and intresting rhymes... I hereby request permission to copy ASAP 2 Likes |
Literature › Re: Why I Have No Future Ambition. by Pimples(m): 12:24pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
Na so life b Everything wey we do na risk. Funny story |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Let's Hook Up, Drop Your Bbm Pin(for Single Guys And Girls Seriouslysearching) by Pimples(m): 1:21pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
Just Friendship...... 26E8D21D |
Forum Games › Re: Finish The SENTENCE by Pimples(op): 1:47am On Dec 16, 2012 |
Religious affliation inrespective of our monopolistic...... |
Car Talk › Re: How Toyota Engines Are Re-built In Ladipo by Pimples(m): 5:22pm On Dec 14, 2012 |
I think this is CREATIVITY & GENIUS |
Forum Games › Re: Finish The SENTENCE by Pimples(op): 9:25pm On Dec 13, 2012 |
Make empty promises they do not intend to keep. Well, when push comes to shove...... |
Phones › Re: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by Pimples(m): 11:22am On Dec 13, 2012 |
I am very Grateful |
Phones › Re: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by Pimples(m): 7:15pm On Dec 12, 2012 |
I'll Be very Grateful if I can be assisted as well My PIN is 26E8D21D |
Christianity Etc › Re: Understanding Mathematics Is Demonic For Primary School Children by Pimples(m): 9:59am On Dec 10, 2012 |
hmd80: My dear sister...i would advise you check the book yourself before you pass your judgement.i couldnt believe it myself not until someone showed me. it there.please check.... It only appears on pirated (photocopies) copies...if you buy originals you would not see it... |
Entertainment › Re: Help Tobi Phillips Win World Miss University by Pimples(m): 1:19pm On Dec 09, 2012 |
I thought university students are supposed to be reading and studying to graduate with a 1st class if possible..... Well what do I know perhaps winning a beauty crown is also what our universities now offer |
Forum Games › Re: Finish The SENTENCE by Pimples(op): 11:45pm On Dec 08, 2012 |
...similar in culture. Culture is different from place to......... |
Forum Games › Re: Trasie's House Of Laughter by Pimples(m): 11:42pm On Dec 08, 2012 |
So funny You just made my day... |
Forum Games › Re: Finish The SENTENCE by Pimples(op): 9:49pm On Dec 07, 2012 |
...most Most people don't know.... |
Romance › Re: She Made A Big Mistake! by Pimples(m): 10:29pm On Dec 06, 2012 |
A Diary would have better suited this piece of history
It's not by force to open a thread |
Forum Games › Re: Finish The SENTENCE by Pimples(op): 9:00am On Dec 05, 2012 |
. ..Time Time seems to Run very fast these ...... |
Forum Games › Re: Finish The SENTENCE by Pimples(op): 7:35am On Dec 03, 2012 |
6 months pregnant woman competing in the ........... |
Family › Re: What Does 'submission' Of Women In Marriages Mean Exactly? by Pimples(m): 9:49pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
50calibre: There is something called HIERARCHY, are everyone in the military or a country or an organization equal? Equality doesnt apply to marriage and family life, the moment equality and justice is brought into the family, the family goes into chaos and ruin. Ok. Maybe I should not have used the word Equality but the point I'm trying to make is that 1st and foremost, your wife is a human. With rights. Some of these rights include freedom of expression of her intellectual, emotional, mental,.......wills. Your approach encroaches on those rights. We are supposed to have gone past the slave trade era |
Family › Re: What Does 'submission' Of Women In Marriages Mean Exactly? by Pimples(m): 9:03pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
50calibre: Submission of my wife to me means
- She accepts and appreciates my superiority and never challenges nor contradicts my decision rather she can let her opinions known politely.
- She respects and see me as her priority coming second in her life after God and can only pray to God and hope that I reciprocate the respect.
- She sees me as her supreme leader, and should always make herself available without second thoughts or hesitation for her conjugal duties, cooking, or anything else should I demand it of her.
- She should see my love for her as a privileged and not a right, and should work tirelessly to earn and keep my love. Reading through your post, only one thing came to mind. DICTATOR. You sound as if you are some sort of god. You really need to improve as far as equality and justice is concerned. |
Culture › Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by Pimples(m): 11:01am On Nov 30, 2012 |
Doctor flaky: That tells me the kind of working environment they are, because you cant go to companies like GLO or Bank and see things like this. This kind of things does not portray an excellent working environment. quite true |
Health › Re: Please Beware Of That Bottle Of "Alomo Bitters" You Are About Drinking !!!!!! by Pimples(m): 9:54am On Nov 28, 2012 |
The same thing happened to me once and ever since I have stopped taking that Poo |
Romance › Re: I Didnt Propose To Her Bt She Updated Her Facebook Status As Engaged N Tagged Me by Pimples(m): 9:56pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
This is really funny... You seriously need to start avoiding small girls...
Meanwhile you can untag yourselve from the post. And I suggest you do it as fast as you can before it spreads even more |
Christianity Etc › Re: Demonic Covenant Associated With Visa Lottery by Pimples(m): 1:58pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
onye ego: Nna mehn,the way Nigerians are talking about Hell, I don't think its AVOIDABLE  you watch tv hell, you browse the net hell, You go to church they say the pastor belongs, you see fine girl u like to corner, na marmaid. You get money,u be retualist. Talented musician, na illuminati.
I wonder if the people that will make heaven will come from space. Nna guy, think am na. guy u are so funny |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dilemma Of A Job Seeker. Please Advice. by Pimples(m): 10:33pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
A bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush...
Hence my advise is that he sticks with the salary arrangement as it is sure.
But even If he should go for his art, he should learn the art of saving for the rainy day so that even If he does not work 4 sometime he'll still survive |
Phones › Re: MTN Increases Their Internet Data Bundle Allowance by Pimples(m): 6:42am On Nov 21, 2012 |
puskin: If you want to feel the speed of MTN.....get a high-end smartfone e.g GS3 (not all these crappy BBs ooh).....and do a wi-fi hotspot. Try etisalat or airtel and you'd discover that you don't necessarily need a samsung GS3 or any high end phone to experience speed |
Phones › Re: MTN Increases Their Internet Data Bundle Allowance by Pimples(m): 6:39am On Nov 21, 2012 |
puskin: ......and what kind of modem do use that makes U say this??......cos for me, @more than 800kbps......i'm ok with the speed. Unless you dey look for Japan/Hong Kong/Malaysia kind of internet speed. Except it's different speed for different people/area, I as well as my friends don't experience that 800 kb/s you mentioned. Infact, you'll be lucky if you have network @ all Meanwhile it's not about the speed shown by your pc rather it's about what you can actually download. |
Phones › Re: MTN Increases Their Internet Data Bundle Allowance by Pimples(m): 6:02am On Nov 21, 2012 |
If they like, let them increase it to 500GB. So long as their speed does not improve of what use is it? |
Family › Re: What Every Mother Needs To Teach Her Daughter This 21st Century by Pimples(m): 2:23pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
Nice write -Up Though I wonder how many women know all this info to me members of each sex are clueless as to the thought process of the other........... |
Properties › Re: Expert Warns On Dangers Of PVC Building Materials by Pimples(m): 11:08am On Nov 20, 2012 |
In view of this, in the near future Some new diseases will Crop up in Nigeria.......hope there will be facilities to treat them then |
Nairaland General › Re: Baby Kidnapped From Labour Room In Abia by Pimples(m): 10:55pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
_BuBBle_: I don't think that baby was kidnapped he has been stolen 4 rituals and come to think of its either they have been targeting the mother or the hospital. Sbd from somewhere has played his/her part properly(wickedly).But God Almighty is watching  Perhaps the kidnappers needed a day old baby |