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Airforce1: Why be mad cuz dude pop's got money?

Were was yo papa when his father was hustling day and night to give family a good life? .. Playing pool and baba ijebu I guess.

I guess u phucking broke and now u wanna put tha blame on that innocent kiddo..

Go get a job yo!

How ur brain coordinate message beats me

REALITY101: I really would have cursed your ignorant hating asss up but I will not.

#1. That kid just turned 16 a week ago
#2. Ace is nothing near $50K
#3. He wasn't in a club morrron he's is just 16 and was 15+ when he took this picture and it was his friends birthday party "at home"
#4.He was at a fund raising event and Wetback abi Welback was there for the event too. Btw anyone can take pictures with Welback

Now how would you feel if you were in his shoes being a 16yr old and run into bs like this. Why do you guys find joy in lying and criticizing entire family because of their parents deeds?

Someone need to check up on his friends list, mutual friend and adjust his security option.

Wait a minute! You created this account just to make a hating post?

Op is just hating! He thinks cuz dude's dad is a politician he could talk ill of young man enjoying his life and peeps will support him. Accepted Nigeria is a bleeped up place but we all made it what it is

"...Atiku's son lavishing our money with bottles which worth over $50,000 each with his friends..."

That's a bottle of Ace of Spade which is worth about £450 to £500 in a typical London club! $50,000? Jeeeezzz!!!

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What exactly do u mean by "others" as indicated in SAP & Others?

Please find below this interesting piece by Femi Aribisala culled from premium times. While, I beg to ask; where do we go from here? It is worth reflecting on and questions our value system. I also dare not say; enjoy it.

Poll Quote: If you want to get rich quick, here is the Nigerian blueprint. But please, don’t tell anyone I “wiki-leaked”this highly-classified national secret to you.

With only some 50 years of independent national existence, Nigeria is a country reeking with “new money.”

The overwhelming proportion of the millionaires and billionaires in the country are “nouveau-riche;” they became rich literally “overnight.” We are talking of people whose wealth does not go beyond a generation. Indeed, the fantastic wealth of Nigerian billionaires like Femi Otedola scarcely goes beyond ten/fifteen years.
Not only does Nigeria’s wealthy few have a short history, they often have a short future as well. The money comes “miraculously” and goes just as “miraculously.”

In my youth, S.B. Bakare was the celebrated Nigerian tycoon. Highlife stars and juju musicians eulogised him in their records. But ask a young Nigerian today who S.B. Bakare is, and I can bet my bottom dollar he has never heard of him. S.B. has fallen off the radar and so has his wealth. It is not identifiable by any major industry or enterprise. His descendants may still be in litigation over the dregs of his estate, but undoubtedly it is nothing to write home about again. Certainly, nobody is singing about S.B. Bakare today. There are now new pretenders to his throne.

New dawn
Time was when wealthy Nigerians built something, developed something, or made something. At that time, the rich were truly captains of industry. Alhaji Sanusi Dantata made his fortune in the era of the groundnut pyramids in the North; buying and shipping them for export. Sir Odumegwu Ojukwu had Nigeria’s largest fleet of inter-city “mammy-wagons.” He also imported “panla” (dried fish) on a large scale. Sir Mobolaji Bank-Anthony had a tanker fleet and a pioneering charter airline. Emmanuel Akwiwu, hauled oil-rigs and supplies for British Petroleum. Chief Timothy Adeola Odutola produced bicycle tires for the growing army of Nigerian bike-riders.

But thanks to oil, much of Nigerian wealth is no longer the product of such ventures. Yes, we have billionaires like Ibrahim Dasuki and Mike Adenuga who can still be rightfully described as highly enterprising. But even more significantly, we have tycoons who came into wealth through “wuru-wuru” and “mago-mago.” These men are hardly Nigeria’s Bill Gates. On the contrary, they don’t have a clue what to do with their dubious wealth, and they are ignorant about wealth-creation. As such, they add little of value to the Nigerian project. Their praises may be sung today by their horde of parasitical hangers-on, but they will not be remembered for good when they are gone. As mysteriously as their wealth materialized, so will it vanish.

These men became rich through some of the following tried and tested methods, which can be relied upon to lead to one’s inclusion in the Nigerian Book of Irrelevant Rich Men. If you want to get rich quick, here is the Nigerian blueprint. But please, don’t tell anyone I “wiki-leaked” this highly-classified national secret to you.

1. Rob a bank
This strategy has gone through some transition. Bank-robbers used to be men of the underworld who held banks hostage at gunpoint and then made off with the cash. However, it was soon recognised that this approach has distinct disadvantages. You might get arrested and jailed. Even worse, you might get shot. It also became apparent that banks carry limited amounts of cash. Therefore, a successful bank robbery of this violent kind might only land you perhaps 50 million naira tops, which is not even enough to buy or build a house in Banana Island. There is a better way to rob a bank with far limited risk. Simply establish a bank.
When you establish a bank, you can rob the bank every day without a gun. When people deposit money in your bank, they don’t know that they are handing over their life-savings to a thief. You then rob the bank you establish in a number of imaginative ways. For example, you can lend money to your bank and then charge it a very high interest-rate. Better still, you can borrow billions from your bank and simply forget to pay it back. Or, you can use the money deposited in your bank to buy houses and then rent them out as branches to your bank at exorbitant prices.
This approach is guaranteed to make you a few billion naira until the EFCC policemen come calling. When they do, you can quickly fall sick, spend a few months in Deluxe Hospital Hotel and then relocate to your village to enjoy your wealth, never to be heard of again.

2. Join the PDP.
This one is a sure banker. As a member of the greatest party in the history of Africa, you will be given a credit-card to spend Nigeria’s oil wealth. If you are not getting enough attention in the party, make a lot of noise. Abuse Tinubu on the pages of the newspapers and call Buhari an idiot. Insist that Goodluck Jonathan should not only run for re-election unopposed in 2015, there should be a constitutional amendment to make him a life-president. This is a tell-tale sign that you are hungry; and the powers-that-be will soon invite you to “come and chop.”
As a distinguished member of this great party, the opportunities open for you to set yourself up for life are considerable. For example, you can start collecting billions for petroleum subsidy and simply not import any petrol whatsoever. You can get the government to change all car license-plates nationwide; and then become the sole supplier of the new license-plates. You can ask the president to make you the sole importer and distributor of diesel for the entire country. Of course, this might also entail that you become the chairman of his re-election campaign, to which you duly make a handsome contribution. Alternatively, you can ask to be chairman of the Nigerian Ports Authority.
Nobody will bat an eyelid when, within a matter of months, you have a fleet of cars, have two or three houses in Asokoro, and own four hotels in Dubai. You may even kick out your wife and marry a fourteen-year-old “Suzie” befitting your new status. You have arrived as one of Nigeria’s celebrated rich men. But keep your eyes on the ball. Don’t get distracted or carried away. The enemies of Mr. President must always remain your enemies.

3. Start a mega-church
This one is pure genius. Peradventure you lose your job or fall on hard times. Don’t go into depression. Just start a church. Make it a purpose-built church. Think of something that men need. Tell them you have the anointing to provide it. Tell them whoever wants to be a billionaire should come to your church. Start a few of your messages with “Thus says the Lord.” Then teach your congregation the everlasting principles of sowing and reaping.
Make sure they understand that if they really want God to bless them financially, they first have to give you as much money as possible. Create a special prayer group for millionaires and billionaires. That way, if they get any new government contract they will attribute it to the efficacy of your prayers and credit something big into your bank account. Tell everybody to give you their “first-fruits.” That is a code word for their entire January salaries. Then come up with imaginative offerings to collect, such as “prophet’s offering,” (you, of course, being the prophet); “Father, Son and Holy Ghost offerings;” “Jesus will do it offering.”
Very soon, you will be flying your own private jet to preach your gospel in Ilesha; you will be wearing white Armani suits and jerry-curling your hair; you will be collecting gate-fees for new years’ eve services; billionaire thieves and robbers will be queuing up to see your private-secretary on the Lagos-Ibadan expressway; and you will be inviting Bill Clinton to open your multi-billion naira Tower of Babylon in Osapa-London. In short, you will be living large. For good measure, you will also be slapping demons out of poor bewitched damsels with impunity.

4. Become a mule
There is high demand for this job. There are many politicians and men of timber and caliber looking for mules; men who can keep stolen money for them, or smuggle it to safe havens abroad. This is a highly lucrative job because for every ten billion naira you smuggle, you can pocket one billion. Don’t get greedy and come to the conclusion that you can make off with the entire loot. That is a sure way to have assassins on your tail. Before they kill you, they will first break your legs. If you are caught while smuggling money abroad, you can easily escape and come back home dressed as a woman. Then you can get a national merit award.
If you are a mule for a president or a governor, you are set up for life. You will get 24 hours military protection so that no petty thief can come near you. You will get to travel all over the world. You will get free medical check-ups, so that you don’t just fall down one day and die. That would be disastrous, especially if your sponsor does not know exactly where you kept his loot, or if he does not have the password to the secret account you opened for it in the Bahamas in the name of Ali Baba.


Obituary
I remember the story of a former Nigerian Head of State who allegedly kept a billion dollars with a mule. Then the mule had a stroke. Every effort was made to get him to say just a few words, namely the number of the account where the loot was stashed; but to no avail. After a few months, the man died. This “national” calamity has prompted the review of the conditions of service of mules. There are now two new, strictly prohibited, clauses. Mules must not have strokes, and under no circumstances should a mule presume to die. If he does, his generations yet unborn will suffer for it.

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[quote author=Ijele-igbo]One generation passes away and another
generation comes: but the earth abides forever

Ecclesiastes 1 : 4


Let the criticisms and contributions begin[/quote]True! Also use to hear "world without end" when reciting "Gloria"

Why then will anyone think the world will end when even the bible says otherwise?

mascot87: why not get closer?why watching from a distance?

Whteva

Hope this make u happy

US is obviously treading on dangerous waters quick to delve into situations that could potentially spell doom to world peace and keep acting like monkeys with grenade. Imagine what would happen if Russia and Chaina decide to stand up to them in Syria? Well watching situation unfold from a distance.

[quote author=Chillisauce]Am sure that Ostia is a nairalander.

Typical!

... The guy carry hin behavior from nl go tweeter lol

abdulaz: So Jesus is a black man? I talk am b4 but na only 2pac and Fela believe me.

Lol! I believe u my brother na me tell fela say Jesus black

Animal cruelty! Someone call RSPCA. This is not fair

A top government source in Ogun state recently disclosed that the recently opened Shoprite store in Ibadan met its revenue projection for 6 months in less than 8 weeks.

As food retail in South Africa is becoming more competitive, Shoprite is expanding in the rest of the continent. Sales climbed 28 percent to 11.7 billion rand in supermarkets outside its home market as the rand weakened against the dollar and some African currencies, making imports from South Africa more affordable. Supermarkets in the region contributed 14.2 percent to total sales.

Shoprite CEO Whitey Basson said “The non-South Africa operations are an opportunity to satisfy consumers’ appetite for upmarket products,” adding that the seven stores in Nigeria sold more Moet & Chandon champagne than all the liquor shops in South Africa last year.

Shoprite has 153 stores in 16 African countries excluding South Africa, having opened 19 supermarkets in its last fiscal year. A further 20 stores are due to open by June next year and an additional 27 thereafter.

“The focus remained on the West coast of Africa, particularly Nigeria and Angola,” Shoprite said. The grocer didn’t enter any new markets, preferring to improve “economies of scale” in existing markets.

http://www.theheraldng.com/our-seven-nigeria-stores-sold-more-moet-than-all-the-liquor-shops-in-south-africa-last-year-shoprite/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

isn't capital on a credit card company? . His credit tating must be off the hook to get that much crdt

Why not? Infact Nigeria was a lot better off when cele, k&s, catholic etc were just about the only denomination present. Things took a turn from early 80's till date when others sprang up n start preashing prosperity and worshiping god of money.

How much is a set of 6 MAN diesel commando injector?

trolling: i get what you are saying,you say we live in logical world. now using your logic, where does those voices come from when you are embark on astral projection? explain how you can feel and hear wind/air but you cant see it, what was it that was trying to kill you like you stated when you ran to your t.b joshua if you don't believe in spiritual things, using your logical mind explain to me logically when you astral project,i have more questions for your logical mind in regards to the spiritual realm, i believe science and logic should answer those questions

I'm done going on about this with u, its no use arguing with u.

sunkoye: OBE....u don't want to embark on such jony.....its very dangerous. U might neva come back d same!

I'm not an OBE expert, but this DSA (During Sleep Awareness) induce OBE is harmless n I've experienced it.

omotayokay: @OP, accept Jesus! Sleep 80% cause of sleep paralysis is spiritual hence you need the name that is above all name JESUS CHRIST to overcome it! Try this out, when ever you are gon through the attack, say the name like: blood of Jesus christ, in the name of Jesus Christ, etc...and see whats up....I bet you the ghost, demon, witch will bow and run away!!! Hail Jesus

SMH!

trolling: you dont need any so-called sciece,i can give u biblical examples of it,theres nothing new under the sun,some things science so-called cant explain it, how would science know the mysteries of the spiritual real...i guess u might be an atheist

Sorry to disappoint u I'm not an atheist and I sure do not see any reason spiritual solution should be the first thing that comes to mind when I'm confronted with something I don't understand. We live in a logical world. All the spiritual assertion regarding this issue is just illogical. If u believe 1 + 1 can only equals 2 without having to be spiritual about it then u shld always seek for logical solution to things first. Not sure if u get what I'm saying

It makes ya'll tagging spiritual connotation to this sound stewpid and come across as less educated. U all sounding like ur living in those days malaria killed millions of ppl. Pls snap from this religious bullll shittt and wake up to the real world its annoying. Sorry for calling ya'll stewpid tho

trolling: the question is who is projecting your "spirit" into the astral realm and where is he taking you to? when you say the brain, who impacts and influences the "members" in your brain

I think I get where ur driving at but truth is, I try to find scientific explanation to things I do not ordinarily understand in life and I always do get an answer and that keeps me calm. I will be bothered if I experience something that can't be scientifically explained then and then alone I begin to sick spiritual solution.

Its nothing to worry about. I've witnessed this a number of times such that I can actually induce it if I want. At the initial stage I used to hear voices, very distinct voices. I once heard a voice during one of those episode says if not fr TB Joshua he would have killed me. That got me really distressed. But now sleep paralysis don't bug me no more.

U would come to understand that sleep paralysis is in tandem with OBE (Out of Body Experience) and basically harmless. It is like a first step in the process of experiencing OBE phenomenon, like the first door to a more spiritual experience.

When next u experience it just free urself, mind. If u do, at some point u will feel something trying to leave ur body, There is no mistaking that feeling it is a resounding feeling that cld get u scared. If u do get scared struggle within like ur struggling to stay awake. At this point, u will either wake up, or start the process of u trying to leave ur body.

Trust me it's natural for human to experience this and it is very harmless, too. Try it, free ur mind and come back to tell ur experience.

NB: it is also a way the brain try stopping the body from waking up b4 it.

adepojuot: Trash,may God punish you for insulting my father G.O. may all the causes in the bible befall you.. Bastards.

Wow, are u serious? tell me, with this ur out burst how are u different from boko haram? U sound like u cld kill him

Built2last: Because i know i will be wealthy i have decided not to talk bad about the rich for obvious reasons
1. Its a waste of time.
2. They dont even know you are talking about them.
3. If they get to hear what you said, they really dont care.
4. The more you talk about them the richer and wealthier they become.
5. You cant beat them, reach them or overwhelm them so why waste my energy.
6. The poor talk about the rich, The rich never talk about the poor.


Life is about choices made, i have made mine to be rich. Get ready to talk about me in few years from now.i'm already on course.

About the man of God, He made a choice to be a pastor and became successful at it. This i must commend him for.
I have seen many who ventured into pastoring but are woeful failures. In whatever you choose in life and succeed..Weldone. Ko izi

U should understand that most people like me are not actually bothered about whatever pastor, what bugs me most is how ppl allow themselves to be guided by deceit. U should know that I'm a christain and I worship God. As far as I can see, Something just don't add up with way Nigerians worship God.

Like a brother once said, "If the Biblical Jesus Christ returns to earth for the 2nd time as humble and lowly person, he isn't likely going to get attention in this RCCG's 3km X 3km auditorium and very certainly will not get appointment with Pastor Adeboye!"

I've saide this b4, our major problem is religion incline. How millions allow themselves be so blinded by religion beats me